Closed funny sentences at home during the epidemic

Funny sentences that are kept at home during the epidemic period can be based on ridicule, which can ridicule that you have gained weight at your parents' place, such as: normal diet, normal body temperature, normal spirit and abnormal weight. You can also tell your own bitter history in combination with current events: speakers who have experienced others shouted: Please associate with me. The trumpet call I experienced: come down and do nucleic acid.

1, if you don't get together, I won't get together. Everyone rejects the virus.

2. On the nth day when I can't go out, I started eating on the balcony and watching the outside world.

3. Today's happiness standard: nucleic acid ~ cloudy, healthy ~ green, wallet ~ bulging, face ~ smiling, I hope we all have it.

I just woke up and went to the balcony to relax. I saw a friend relaxing on the balcony opposite the building. At that moment, my heart was connected, as if I saw a prisoner watching the wind.

I would rather gain weight than float outside. Fat is rich, and floating around is a curse.

When I meet the sofa, I think I can stop.

7. Normal diet, normal body temperature, normal spirit and abnormal weight.

8. I am tired in bed and go to the toilet.

9. Draw the beginning of the pie and wait until the epidemic is over.

10, I'm not the person you want to see now.

1 1, living like a pig, it's not easy to feel the pig.

12, no BMW or Hummer can compare with this green code.

13, the speaker who has been experienced by others shouted: Please associate with me. The trumpet call I experienced: come down and do nucleic acid.