Non-mainstream classic funny talk-Wukong is also sexy, leopard print and steel pipe

The ancients said that women have long hair and short knowledge. Now I say: a woman without talent is a virtue.

People who can't control their emotions usually can't control their feelings!

I love you-cheat my feelings.

Like a kitten, sleep in occasionally.

Life is as crisp as autumn.

The most pessimistic word in the world is if.

Aizaza, it's none of our business

I often think of that lyric: I didn't expect you to be so cruel and cheat such a simple person …

Your attitude made me understand that I shouldn't choose to turn back.

You talk in full swing, but I'm in pain.

If you are rich, don't forget each other. If you forget each other, just wait and see!

Don't want to move, don't want to talk, so motionless, even if China move, I don't move.

Many times, the truth is humor. Telling the truth will burst into laughter.

Looking for him in the crowd, suddenly looking back, not me.

Women should be obedient and virtuous. It's hard to say, it's hard to fight, it's hard to scold, and it's hard to provoke. Never gentle, never considerate, never reasonable.

Self-study can be a success, including being a fool.

Traveling is going from a place where you are tired of living to a place where others are tired of living.

Although I seem to have no brain, I am actually not happy.

If you can make a bunch of friends with no ideas, you have to be a wizard without boundaries.

Steamed bread is the most honest food in the world. It's really touching to bite down with meat and noodles.

The so-called low-key, is not a trace of high-profile.

There used to be a hide-and-seek company, but the boss hasn't found it yet.

Don't make your girlfriend depressed! Blue is blue, you are green!

I hope the people I like don't get involved, and I hope the people I don't like get out.

I believe that the poorest sentence is nothing more than begging, and the dead will eventually appear!

Brother, is the fan in your head broken? !

It is difficult to deceive yourself, but it is much easier to get used to it.

People live so-so, but their sadness is fragmentary.

You taught us not to talk nonsense, but in my eyes, what you said is nonsense!

Seeing your head down, I don't think you are handsome. I'll find a brick to hit you.

Just because I don't ask for anything doesn't mean I don't care about anything.

God didn't take special care of me, and he didn't abandon me. He just played with me.

Even if my heart is the liver and lungs of a donkey, it is enough to feed the dog's stomach.

Never play with others, because those who play will be played by others.

Although I look heavy and fat, I am actually malnourished.

Get the report card! Only sing' I can't afford to hurt' to my parents.

Life is like singing, sometimes unreliable, sometimes out of tune.

Ask how sad you can be, and drink red bull when you are tired.

God gave you the perfect figure, but you used it to stay up late.

The psychological test said: My heart is made of glass. I opened it and found it was bulletproof glass.

We are all passers-by, but fortunately we didn't hit each other!

Still sexy when I was a child, my ass was exposed every day.

Women's wrinkles are called old, and men's wrinkles are called vicissitudes.

I have a father and a mother, no car and no house, a wide range of interests and a kind heart.

There are always thirty days in a month when I don't want to study, and this feeling is strongest in February.

I planned your future long ago.

Waiting for your concern until I close my heart.

The past is unbearable, and the situation is not as good as before.

I can't put it down ~ ~ ~ I'll drop it as soon as I put it! ! !

Wukong is also very sexy, leopard print and steel pipe.

Many people come into your life just to teach you a lesson and then turn around and leave.

No matter how much you call and send text messages, you can't compare with the people who accompany you to class!

You are not ugly, but you think you are too beautiful! Relax!

Understanding a person is much more difficult than understanding a person!

Bear calm for a while, take a step back and be careful.

Men would rather be strong and enviable than weak!

Wow, you cry rhythmically!

Non-mainstream classic funny sentences

I won't bend over when money falls from the sky, because even pies won't fall from the sky, let alone money.

Buy me 10 cigarettes, why don't you go to a nightclub?

Getting married on August 8, 2008 is a good idea.

It is better to lie in bed and sleep while watching TV.

Give me a fulcrum, and I'll put my neighbor's car in the ditch so that he won't honk when he sees me.

If the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I'll resign. I'll give him two Chinese coins and kill him before I resign.

I can't find my tie again. Didn't you find a rag yesterday?

In Egypt, a man can have four wives, which is very tiring. China is better.

You'd better let me kneel on the washboard. Kneeling on the electric heater is unbearable!

Even if I were a toad, I would never marry my mother toad.

Life is sometimes like being raped by a eunuch-resistance is pain, not resistance is still pain!

Don't mess with me, or I will let you die rhythmically.

It doesn't matter that you can't get every apology.

I will come to you in my next life, because you are the stupidest person besides me.

I'll miss you after you leave. Why don't you leave?

I would rather be proud and moldy than humble in love!

A woman's wardrobe is like a harem, with countless beautiful women and only a few who like it.

Success is 10% talent plus 10% not being distracted by the internet.

You will be bored if you go out to play.

Smart women deal with men, stupid women deal with women.

I donated a month's living expenses for fighting in Taiwan Province Province, a year's living expenses for fighting in the United States and a fucking life for fighting in Japan.

Is the departure of the stool the pursuit of the toilet or the failure to retain the ass?

You can see the words I typed on the screen, but you can't see the tears I dropped on the keyboard.

You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!

Women often miss men so much; Men are often fickle with women.

Most beautiful women are similar, but ugly women are different.

A person's life is like taking a shit. Sometimes you have worked hard and all you get is a fart.

If beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card.

Don't look back, I only love your back.

There may be several women who don't eat, and none who are not jealous.

Dissatisfaction is a substitute for vacancy, which makes people have the desire to climb up constantly in comparison.

I would rather be proud and moldy than humble in love!

Women often miss men so much; Men are often fickle with women.

Most beautiful women are similar, but ugly women are different.

A person's life is like taking a shit. Sometimes you have worked hard and all you get is a fart.

If beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card.

Occasionally, living silently will feel great, and living silently will feel miserable.

When arguing, the difference between a man and a woman is like the difference between a rifle and a machine gun.

Men fantasize about me and I fantasize about heaven.

When I was dizzy, I finally understood what love was.

Grandpa was handed down from his grandson.

God, you let summer and winter share a room, right? Give birth to this damn weather!

Vulnerabilities and patches Qi Fei, blue screen * * * crash!

A temporary impulse, a crisis for future generations

The early bird catches the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird!

In fact, I am a genius, just jealous of talents!

I only drink pure water when drinking water and pure milk when drinking milk, so I am very simple.

Buying a computer without broadband is like becoming a monk without eating.

Quotations from non-mainstream classic funny philosophy

1. As soon as others praise me, I worry that others praise me not enough.

2. You can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human!

There are no traces of wings in the sky, but birds have flown.

4, play hard: you can play with life, life is gone, what to play!

Rich people hold a money field, and those who have no money go home and get some money to hold a money field.

As a typical loser, you are really successful.

7. I didn't mean to be different, so I have to have outstanding taste.

8. Close my eyes and I see my future.

9. You don't know what dependence is until you drop your belt.

10, when a man meets a woman, there is only an anniversary from now on, and there is no independence day.

1 1. If you can't put on a wedding dress for your woman, don't stop you from unbuttoning her clothes!

12, the road is bumpy, give a shout and go on.

13, a man's lies can deceive a woman for one night, and a woman's lies can deceive a man for a lifetime!

14, it is better to live beautifully than to grow beautifully!

15, sighing is the most wasteful thing, and crying is the most wasteful behavior.

16, the exploration journey is not to discover the new continent, but to cultivate a new perspective.

17. Angels can fly because they look down on themselves.

18, I thought I was decadent, so I scrapped it!

19, cigarettes are not obedient, so we "smoke".

20, the hero is sad about the beauty, I am not a hero, the beauty let me pass.

2 1, the biggest difference between doing and not doing is that the latter has the right to comment on the former.

22. If you have money, you will have no home. If you have no money, worship God.

Love is always more sacred than marriage, and marriage is always more affordable than love.

24. Our love died on this day just to give each other a chance to be reborn.

Love is always more sacred than marriage, and marriage is always more affordable than love.

26. I was interested in getting married at first, but it was wrong to divorce later.

27, the sea is wide with diving, drumming and breaking.

28. Fate shuffles the cards, but it is we who play cards.

Sighing is the most time-wasting thing, and crying is the most energy-wasting behavior.

30. Keep a low profile! Is the most awesome show off!

Classic non-mainstream funny talk phrases

1, I have made up my mind that if I have a son, I will be a robber and if I have a daughter, I will be a princess.

2. I am an actor, and my eyes turn when I see beautiful mm. ...

I don't know much about Wu Bai, but his brother 250 knows me very well. expression

My father is from Jiangsu and my mother is from Hunan. They say I'm a Jianghu person.

I don't know whose wife is in my bed, and neither does my wife!

6. The Internet is like a prison. You stole a wallet in, but you know everything when you go out.

7. Whoever controls history will control the future; Whoever controls the present will control the history.

8. Life is so fucking interesting, because life always fucking plays with me.

9. God has a responsibility. Every day, they go to their boss, the Jade Emperor, to punch in.

10, God deceived everyone, because hell is the most beautiful! The Buddha knew the truth, so the Buddha said, "If I don't go to hell, who will?"

1 1, half-hearted: let parents rest assured, make lovers happy, let leaders worry, be kind to women and be casual to men.

12, what people fear most is not death, but regret.

13, Nu Wa shoots every day.

14, do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!

15, you can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human!

16, I lost my appetite when I saw you. What about sexual desire?

17, it is better to spend money on the same day.

18, playboy: put your mind and time into it.

The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

The night gave me black eyes, but I want to use them to wear Bosch & Lomb.

2 1, it is said that marriage is the grave of love, but without marriage, wouldn't love have a good end?

22. Love is mean, and it is mean again and again. When you stop being a bitch, women come!

23. I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.

24, the leaves leave, because of the pursuit of the wind or the tree does not retain?

25. Brothers are like brothers and women are like clothes. Anyone who touches my brothers and sisters will strip his clothes!