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Wealth is not worth tasting. Tell me about it.

1, you never worry that I don't deserve that excellent person, you only worry that I don't deserve the person you like.

There are some things that everyone says are wrong, but you are willing to believe. Some people, everyone says it's not worth it, but you are willing to pay.

3, woman, please don't keep my dream in the name of taking care of children! A few years later, maybe what children want is a fashionable and dreamy mother, not a mother who can only sweep the floor and cook!

Falling in love is the advantage of falling in love with a group. To talk about marriage is to live with the defects of a group.

5. The friendship between women begins with * * * hating a woman and ends with * * * liking a man.

6. Your parents have been treating you like a princess for more than ten years, and won't let you submit to it in front of men.

7. As long as there are two kinds of people who slander you, the man who can't catch up with you is not as good as your woman.

8. It's easy for a group to be nice to you, and it's easy to like you. The important thing is persistence. A group is nice to you when they are with you, but they like you. But you are not together, and he is still good to you. Someone who really loves you.

9. Interestingly, the people who hurt you the most are often those who claim that they will never hurt you.

10, you have to believe that the world is so big, if someone laughs at your love, then someone will protect your love carefully.

1 1. Love is missing a heart, marriage is binding a heart, and love is swallowing a heart.

12, girl, you should try to buy what you like, and don't expect others to send it.

A classic statement of 202 1 fire.

1, running along desperate desires.

2. If the tears are done by yourself, it will be in vain. If the wound heals on its own, it will hurt in vain. If the pain is forgotten by yourself, it will be in vain. If hope is your own despair, it will be in vain. Let go of your resentment and you will hate it for nothing. Let go of humiliation and you will be wronged in vain. If you want to be angry, it's no use getting angry. If you kill yourself, you will die in vain.

Who wants to ruin my good mood tonight and ruin his family when he wakes up tomorrow!

The people are composed of unruly people, grass people, fart people and untouchables.

Love is the most unreliable emotion, but we all look for security in it.

6. The so-called Tanabata is the time when the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl meet.

7. It is said that losing money is a blessing, so I wish you happiness every day.

8. They say that when they grow up, they don't cry or laugh. This is not maturity, but numbness.

9. Go out if you can, and shut up if you can't.

10, how happy it is to waste your youth on the same person.

The happiest thing in the world is to have sex without condoms.

12, behind every word "roll", there is a deep wish: you come back soon.

13, when suffering is not beautiful enough and neglected, when tragedy is not touching enough and indifferent, indeed, this is the beginning of more maturity, and at the same time, it is also the beginning of numbness, indifference and cruelty ... I admit that I am at such a strange moment. Many people miss tenderness and forget compassion because they have paid kindness but have not returned light. Even if the past is stubborn and the future is glorious, now is a cruel moment to avoid kindness.

14. Not everyone wants to have dinner with Buffett and Gates, such as me.

15, how about Sina defending the Diaoyu Islands? Or go to Tencent to defend the Diaoyu Islands?

16, thank you for accompanying me over the years and letting me look back. You said I finally woke up from my dream, and you can't go through my books anymore. Thank you for being with me all these years, and let me know what it means to be liked. You said there would be no more missing, and the rest of the time was reserved for missing. I'm sorry to have kept you with me for so many years, and we will never meet again, and there will never be any gathering or parting. It turns out that this last year was a year when "we" split into "you and me".

17, please hate me with all your strength, just as we used to love with all our strength.

18. Why are there beautiful girls in every company? To cover up the ugliness inside?

19, although I have you in my heart, I hope I have you in my bed.

20. We never really lived until we died for nothing.

2 1, the dream is to accompany you to death, and no one can take it away. Love is the only motivation for your survival. Don't take it away.

22. Girls who look good on the street are like first love girlfriends.

23. Huang Zhong followed Liu Bei at the age of 60, Tokugawa Ieyasu at the age of 70 and Jiang Ziya at the age of 80. Young man, what's your hurry?

24. Anyone can fool himself.

25. There is really no way! No one reported such a big event! What kind of society is this? What are these? Such things are all held back by themselves! Just don't say! I'm afraid others will know! I'm secretly hiding it! Don't tell anyone! Selfish! Others' selfishness is not good for themselves! No sharing spirit! No social morality! Everyone knows, so stop talking! I have to say: damn it, today is Friday! Tomorrow is the weekend!

26. The one who makes you cry your heart out is the one you love the most. The person who makes you laugh is the one who loves you the most. The person who can make you laugh until your heart breaks, and cry until your heart breaks, is your perfect match, and you must die together.

27, like this world, Uber is always too much; I want to run to the street in winter and play the role of parting against the cold wind. Even if I can't keep my innocence, I will throw away my red dancing shoes and Valentine's Day ... I will go to overlapping years and take a quick look when my whereabouts are unknown. The disdain of those young people has made many people's hearts as hard as iron; The persistence of those loves has made many people's dreams go up in smoke. Endless life, like this deep emotional rupture, emotional changes. ...

28. The person you think of when you close your eyes may be the person you are sorry for. The person I think of when I wake up may be the person who is sorry for you.

29. The weekend is the day with the lowest IQ and the highest happiness.

30. the first realm of b: seeing mountains is mountains and seeing water is water. The second realm: seeing mountains is not mountains, and seeing water is not water. Pretend to be the third realm: see mountains or mountains, see water or water. Four realms: seeing mountains as water and water as mountains. The highest state of B: see the water from the mountain, see the water from the mountain.

202 1 love story encyclopedia: take good care of yourself, the rest of your life is long, don't despair.

1, the worst feeling is that I don't know whether to wait or stay.

2, I have no regrets, because I have let go of love, and now I am tired. Letting go is just letting go of those feelings that didn't belong to me originally, and at the same time letting go of myself. I am most sorry for my patchwork heart.

Thinking of you now is full of regret, and the next day is trying to forget.

After breaking up with her, I gradually went back to the wrong path and became what she wanted, but she separated and won't come back. I also want to keep my hope for her and respect her choice. Now I will work harder to show myself.

5. Walk with people you know, even if it is a thorn all the way, you are not afraid.

I really want to tell those people that I still love you, but I just don't have the courage.

7. Sometimes, I really want to find you, but I'm afraid to disturb you. Sometimes, I really want to talk to you, but I'm afraid you will annoy me. Sometimes I just need someone to talk to. Sometimes, I really want you to understand me, even if I say nothing. Sometimes, there is always an excitement of wanting to cry, but I don't know why. Now I can only say, let me help you!

8. When we really want to let go of love, we find that it is too late to come back. Even if we love each other again, if there is an afterlife, I hope we won't have any regrets!

9. How much courage does it take to turn around and leave, so that I can put all my reluctance and love behind me. Even though I am fragmented, I am still glad that I have bravely loved and worked hard. Let go of loving you now, and let you love and part now. This is the first thing I can do for you. Allow me, and you will be happy, so as not to waste my tears.

10, every group has its ups and downs. It is meaningful to find a suitable person to live with. Barely living is a very bitter thing, so be happy.

1 1, I'm too lazy to look at another opposite sex, ask my name again, ask my age again, chat again, get to know each other and get used to it. It bothers me to think about it. Newcomers are never as good as old friends. I am just lazy.

12, early. While the story is still there, while people are not far away. Life is not long, don't leave me regret!

13, I thought you could stay with me if you came back again, but you left anyway. I let go again, unlike the first time, I restrained myself and insisted on the inherent silence. I will still wait for you, and I will stay where I am. When you turn around, I am still afraid that you will suddenly come back to me. Girl, be good.

14, I don't want to miss it again, and I don't want to have any regrets!

15, take good care of yourself, the rest of your life is long, don't despair.

I don't deserve you. Tell me about it.

I don't deserve you. Tell me about it.

First, many things are like this. For example, if you give all your efforts to the person you love, you feel that you are very high-profile, great, conscientious and energetic, and you have done so well. In the end, all you get is one sentence: you are too good, but I don't deserve you! Such words are like a full dart, fixed in your heart, and your blood will not flow out in an instant. Then why should we make ourselves excellent? Be a harmless demon, beautiful and enchanting! Hold that heart and walk through this life.

Second, people in two worlds will never be together. I don't deserve you.

Third, I work so hard, not to make me worthy of you, but to make you unworthy of me, and then I will go easy on you.

In fact, if you contact me for a long time, you will find that I am not as good as you say. I am selfish, stingy, possessive and self-motivated, and I don't know how to fight for what I don't have. I always do wrong things and say wrong things, and I have a bad temper. My life is a mess, full of dirty words. I don't deserve your love

Add gorgeous clothes to my shabby love, and make me worthy of your gentle grace.

I promise I won't disturb you. I will use this time to get better. I don't deserve you, but I can still respect you. In the future, I will be worthy of you, and then I will come to you. Give you a new me, a new relationship.

Seven, I work so hard, not to make me worthy of you, but to make you unworthy of me, and then I will go easy on you.

Eight, maybe I don't deserve you. There will be no watertight words, and there will be no sweet words to make you happy. I won't hold you in my hand all day, and I won't always guess your mind. No matter how strong the cow is, it will gradually bleed to death. Yes, it's a sad night. Think quietly for a while, good night.

True love is when I think I don't deserve you, I will do everything I can to make you hate me, and I will silently guard you from drinking too much, but it's true.

Ten, others told me your news, or will ask others in detail, it is difficult to let go, but I don't want to bother you anymore, I don't deserve you!

1 1. Work hard, make yourself excellent, have money to surprise your parents inadvertently, and don't be influenced by others. Even if you meet someone you like, let yourself have the confidence to tell him that I deserve you. All this is the goal of my efforts.

12. I think I have come to my senses. You have your life, I have my life, and our lives briefly crossed for 20 days. What am I supposed to do or what? It's good. I don't deserve you and I can't give you happiness. It's over. Slowly, this Weibo will forget his account password, so it will be all right. I hope you can find someone worthy of you and hold you in the palm of your hand.

Thirteen, I think I like you gradually, but I can't get too close to you. I know I don't deserve you. I have no outstanding ability, no outstanding specialty, no outstanding appearance. But I really like you. I have to sharpen myself slowly. Don't let you become a regretful memory.

Fourteen, many people will say, if there is a next life, let's be together! Why can't it be this life? We'll be fine. The so-called love is never because I don't deserve you, so I turn around and leave. It's not like you forgot the Jianghu, so don't go! I, Tabadi, would like to be your best friend in this life. Can we be more than just friends? If there is a next life, shall we go early?

15. I don't like you always talking about empty things. I know you really know a lot, but I know nothing and am not good at anything. I'm really alone, with nothing. The more you do this, the more I care about people in both worlds. Maybe I don't deserve you.

16. Today is the 23rd day to know you. A few minutes before I was ready to confess my love to you, I felt that I didn't deserve you, so I gave up. I'm sorry. I hope the person with you in the future is better than me. Attach what you like. . .

Seventeen, I know, you are so perfect, so excellent, I know I don't deserve you in many ways. Therefore, I can only make up what I owe you by being kind to you with my heart.

18. It is better to give up if you work hard. I don't deserve you. Even if I work hard, I like you, but I have no bottom in my heart, just like I can't afford a beloved shirt.

Nineteen, because I always knew I didn't deserve you!

Twenty, people who have liked for so many years, the more they care, the more irrelevant. He is running in your world, and you are scavenging in his heart. Later, we learned to let go, but we didn't really let go. We just resigned ourselves to telling ourselves that I don't deserve you, but I deserve better. The road ahead is long and we will all be happier. I hope you have a better life than me, but don't let me know.

After breaking up, I thought you would come back to me, but when I looked back, I found that you were not the person I knew at the beginning. When I learned that you often book nights in Internet cafes, I was completely stunned and really changed. You are no longer the sunshine boy who loves to laugh and play basketball, the boy whose expression makes everyone envy. It's been a long time, but I still feel very excited to see you. You are beautiful, too beautiful to be true, it's me.

There are many excuses for breaking up, but the worst thing is that you are fine and deserve better. I don't deserve you.

Growing up means I like you. Let's be together. Maturity means that I really like you, but I can't give you a better life with you by my side. I can only make myself better slowly. Although I am worse than you, I will try my best. Maybe I'm really not right for you. Now I have a sister like you, but not you. Although we are not together, I really want to tell you that I have always liked you.

Why do I really like you but just want to be a passer-by in your life? I don't deserve you. Sorry, I like you. Will you forgive my mental illness? I don't think so

Twenty-five, if a person likes you, you can know a thing or two from his words, actions and teasing. I am the person who likes you, but you have never felt my sincerity for you. Maybe I don't deserve you, maybe you're not that kind of person (but you can't get through that hurdle), so I give myself a deadline. If I stop entering your heart, I will slowly disappear from your world.

Twenty-six, it is agreed that you will go to Hangzhou to develop together after graduation, but it is you who are heartless. Let's just end it. This is the result that I support. Do you look down on me like this? Think I'm not good enough for you? Broaden your horizons and increase your knowledge. Besides, values and outlook on life are different! Obviously I should hate you, but I can't. My heart hurts, it hurts.

Twenty-seven, if you don't give up, love is a good motivation, giving you happiness and making you work hard; In case of unfortunate abandonment, turn grief into motivation and tell yourself that what can't beat me will become a nutrient for me to grow and thrive. After a long time, it will get better eventually. That day, I suddenly understood that it was never that I didn't deserve you, but that you didn't deserve me in the future.

Twenty-eight, the opposite brother, I like you, but if you are what you describe, I don't deserve you, so I won't tell you.

Twenty-nine, after living for so many years, I don't know how I survived, I didn't want anything, I didn't think clearly about anything, and I didn't know what the future would be like. You really should think about it. I am the most innocent, maybe I never deserve you.

Thirty, the last time I ate sushi in the mall, I heard that I was not good enough for you. I think it's not bad, so I listen to the song and find a download. When I think about it today, it's gone. It should be the reason for changing the memory card. . Then I listened to the music. Every capital feels so sad, so small, so fresh and so bookish.

After studying the air conditioner all night, I just want to simply bring up a heater. It will set the temperature for me to go to work, go out, go home from work and sleep at night according to the date of a Saturday in August. You are too smart for me.

Thirty-two, no matter how good the work is, how decent it is? What I don't want is what I don't want. I think the job I'm looking for is quite good. You can't be a good daughter-in-law if you pursue different things. After all, you just dislike me, my low academic qualifications, my poor work and my unworthiness for your son. I hope this interview is ruined. I can do whatever I want.

I don't know what love is, but I know that I really love you and treat you as my baby, my child. But why are you doing this to me? Why didn't you like me from the beginning? From the beginning, I knew I didn't deserve you, but I didn't want to give up like this, I didn't want you to be sad, I didn't want you to see me, because worldly things gave you up. I broke the rules of this world. I put aside my age, my family, my region and everything in front of me, just because I began to treat you as a child, because you said that I had never covered you with a quilt like me. I don't know. Maybe so. I don't know when I made up my mind. In a word, I have made up my mind to live up to you and betray you. But you say how I like so many people, but I have never loved others like you, because I have never been so firm and moved. I wonder how long it will take. I don't want to talk about it. I love you, but you never seem to feel it. Forget it, it's time, so believe me, even once, my favorite child, forgive all your mistakes and bless you deeply. This is the life you should have. I thought I just had to work hard, but no, you should have everything that matches you. I hope I can meet you again and talk to you again in my life. Xiaoyan Xiaoyan baby, it's hard to miss you every day. It's all my fault. I am satisfied and don't want to live in pain anymore.

I am trying to make myself better, and I want to tell you that I am worthy of you! You don't cherish!

I really like you, but do I deserve you?

Thirty-six, the new rural villa. A friend's hometown is in the suburb of a provincial capital. Although I live in the rental house of Jiading Group, my temperament is different. He has been proud to say: I am different from you. My hometown will be demolished soon, and it will be rich soon. At the beginning of the year, the notice of demolition came down, and the old house was demolished to build a new house, and the farmers were demolished. They were assigned an agricultural villa similar to Huaxi Village, and there was no money. When my friend's female friend knew it, she said, I don't deserve you and disappear completely.

Thirty-seven, I saw the most thunderous reason for breaking up in history: because you are a QQ member, I don't think I deserve you!