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Make my brother happy. classic quotations
This century is very dangerous. Go back to your Jurassic.
You have the body of a bear, but you are doing the same thing as Xiong Er.
It doesn't matter if I am misunderstood. I have the courage to be a bad person.
When you are happy, I am like the sun after the rain.
6. Put all your eggs in one basket and you will never survive.
7. I have to fight with my bed every day, and I usually lose.
8, the left eye jumps peach blossom! Jump in his right eye.
9. Forget a relationship you don't want to remember and start over.
10, don't show off your simplicity in front of me, I'm complicated.
1 1. Women always make excuses for themselves.
12, looking at the sky, fluttering snowflakes, thinking of you in the distance.
13, my fault is your fault, and your fault is still your fault.
14, Bump Man can't raise his hand, or the teacher will die.
15, don't fuck around behind my back, come to me if you can.
16, breaking up is boring. Let's play divorce if we can!
17, thinking of that year, Jin Ge Tiema swallowed Wan Li.
18. Men who cheat women's feelings are shameless.
19, I am not RMB, so I can't do it for everyone.
If you want me to quit smoking and drinking, you can come and give me a kiss.
2 1, women are roads, brothers are trees, don't get lost, lean on trees!
22. If you can afford everything, you should have a throwing attitude.
23. I am not an aristocrat, but not everyone has a chance.
24. It pains me to see you do something that hurts yourself.
25. People have plenty of backgrounds, but I only have one back.
26. If my eyes have dried up, it's a pity that there is no if.
27. I am very happy. I have enough money to surf the internet again!
I wanted to get up and leave the world of mortals, but my shadow fell into the world.
29. Failure is the mother of success, but it's a pity that six parents don't recognize success.
30. I hate Monday and miss Friday.
3 1, just be yourself, why care about other people's opinions.
32. I can't meet you. If I want to leave, don't blame me for not staying.
33. I want to change my role, forget everything and start over.
I will destroy you, but I will stay with you.
35, not afraid of enemies like tigers, but afraid of teammates like pigs!
36. The effect of contraception is that if you don't succeed, you will become an adult.
37. If being handsome is a mistake, I'm willing to repeat it.
38. My paranoia is a script that you will never understand.
39. Life is like a journey, and you may capsize somewhere.
40. There is no road longer than feet, and there is no mountain higher than people.
4 1, 10,000 people are not as miserable as one person, and 10,000 people are not as familiar as one person.
42. How dare you lie. How dare I not believe it!
43. The real society ruined my chance to be a good person.
44. Money is earned, not saved. Buy buy buys it.
Don't flatter yourself, you are nothing to me.
46. Don't let yourself be wronged at the most beautiful time.
47, in fact, is also very fancy, caring about so many people every day.
48, the so-called lovelorn, is suddenly understand all the love songs.
49, wait until you have acne all over your face, and then come to my teenager, okay?
50. I can't bear to bully others. How can I let others bully me?
5 1. Can you keep your eyes open in class?
52. I remember I hated you!
53. Everyone has his moments of glory. Don't treat a moment as permanent!
You are more beautiful than me, but labor and capital are cleaner than you.
55. You in another city, don't hug others no matter how cold it is.
56, eat grapes without spitting grape skin, I want to spit grape seeds.
57. I love you not just by saying it, but all my life.
58. As long as you put your heart and soul into it, there is no indestructible relationship.
59. I never care about the amount of money. I only look at the size of the numbers.
60. Even if there is an iron rice bowl, what will you eat if there is no rice in it?
6 1, we are all stupid, but I am playing dumb. You are really stupid.
62, put me in your memory, don't worry about others.
63. As a stock god, he claimed to be a stock trader to prevent Alzheimer's disease.
64. You are unhappy. Why do you feel sorry for others?
65. Dreams are not to be imagined, but to keep us going.
66, drink Besunyen Changrun tea, whoosh, the chest is gone.
67. Does the belly grow in the head? All you think about every day is eating.
68, what is wearing a couple's clothes, domineering after driving a couple's car!
69. You play with your customization and I play with my formatting.
70. It has been forgiven in all places, but you are 101 years old.
7 1, at night without orangutans, I attract you with monkeys.
72. A toast to carelessness and a toast to self-love.
73. After a long time, you may not have feelings, but you will definitely have children.
74. Did the child see the ash machine? Answer, there is a hair ash machine.
Winter is white, Christmas is red and eyes are blue.
76, finished, you also ignore me, I became a dog ignore!
77. You always make up lies, so I have to cooperate with the performance.
Don't call me arrogant, I just don't deal with animals.
79, phoenix rebirth is nirvana, pheasant rebirth is corpse change.
Your soul is so transparent that I can't even see you.
8 1, my brain is too small to hold so much knowledge.
Don't tell jokes at the seaside, it will make the sea laugh.
83. You ignore me and always feel like you are in Malaysia Airlines.
84. Love is art, marriage is technology and divorce is arithmetic.
She is a widow. I can't let her be a widow.
86. The only thing in the world that you can get without hard work is age!
87. Two people's mistakes are not as good as one person's input.
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