Interesting everyday sentences

The answer to the conventional sentence about teasing is as follows:

Watching time in bed every morning is not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep. Read thousands of books, take Wan Li Road, make a fortune and be a heartthrob! Time is really a great thing, which can make fate erratic. One of my buddies married my girlfriend, and I'm very sad. I feel that I have been lovelorn twice at the same time.

There is a kind of person who only does two things and you succeed. He is jealous of you. You failed and he laughed at you. Buying a computer without broadband is like becoming a monk without eating. What's wrong with being fat now? I think I was only 6 kg when I was thinnest. As long as you live better than me, I can't stand it.

It is said that girls like small animals. Why is my lovely single dog neglected? Laugh happily: jokes full of routines are not allowed to laugh. As a foodie, you must have a good attitude. For example, although I am already very fat, I must never give up the motivation to eat.

Shout to the mirror ten times a day, I'm a handsome boy. Stick to it for a month, and you'll find a brand-new you, which is more and more shameless. I hope that in the next life, I will love whoever I see, no matter how good or bad, as long as I am handsome.

If you want to be an actor, your acting skills are not good; If you want to be a schoolmaster, your brain can't; If you want to be a rich man, you can't have a wallet. Tanabata is coming, so be careful when shopping. After all, there should be many people who want to rent me in a handsome single dog like me, right?

Since I lost my job, I feel insecure and even afraid that someone will rob me of my land. Never talk back to your girlfriend unless she says she is ugly. In summer, I can only spend it in the freezer; Winter can only be spent in the quilt. How can you say that others are out of their minds? How can you get in without brains?