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Dark circles. Tell me about your own dark circles.

1, the world is so dirty, who is qualified to say sadness?

Late at night, I urged him to go to bed early and stop playing games. He hurt his eyes, but he said three words impatiently, "You are so annoying."

When I am rich, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital in the world.

There is a boy named Qian. He has a pair of clear eyes, as if without any dust.

5, ordinary raw potatoes can be used directly, the size is similar to your own eyes.

6. I am the only one who enjoys it. I don't like it when others watch it for a long time.

7. I wonder why people suddenly change once they get what they want.

8. There is nothing wrong with living in a dream that you can't go back.

Love is like two people pulling a monkey's rubber band, and the injured one is always the one who gives up.

10, I'm still in love, but I lack persistence with you.

1 1. The first thing I do when I open my eyes every morning is to check my mobile phone to see if there is any news from you. I know I am romantic.

12, it is said that sleeping is an art. It seems that I still have no artistic cells and often suffer from insomnia at night.

13, I will open my eyes first in the morning.

14, will he shine at the moment, and his eyes will light up when he sees him? There is a feeling that you can't live without him. If he ignores you, you will lose one day. If he ignores you, you will be ecstatic without him.

15, eyes never like how to admit mistakes with their eyes closed.

16, the average temperature is fine, there is no need to freeze.

17, I moved you to a group of many people. Only you are alone, so I don't want to pay attention.

18, you deliberately pretend to be Leng Yan, just cute to attract his attention, but you ignore the eyes next to me that can see everything.

19, people who have never been hurt will laugh at other people's scars.

20, hot egg massage method: cook the eggs, shell them, wrap them with a small towel, close your eyes and massage them around your eyes, which can speed up blood circulation.

2 1, hey, I really miss you. Now it's raining outside, my eyes are dry and I want to cry.

22. A lie told in your ear makes your eyes cry.

23. I looked for it for a long time, and then I sent a picture. Some people especially don't feel hard, don't you think If you don't like it, please don't look.

24. Even if only one eye is exposed, my heart beats faster and my face is red ~

In the middle of the night, I opened my eyes in my dream and saw your face again before I woke up. I covered my mouth and couldn't help sobbing softly the next second I woke up.

26, apple slice eye smear method: slice the apple, take a lot of juice, smear your eyes 15 minutes each time.

You can close my eyes and cover my ears to trust me, but I don't love you anymore.

28. No matter how much pain you have experienced, you will eventually forget it. Because, nothing.

29, quietly into your space, only once forgot to delete the visitor record, the next time there is no visit.

30. I am fine. I can cry, laugh and spill.

3 1, the biggest wish this summer: mosquitoes don't suck blood, they only suck fat!

32. Some good friends are really alienated unconsciously, and you don't even know why.

33. At the same time, compound color light rejuvenation can also be used to remove dark circles.

34. When did you like Spongebob and his tearless eyes?

Close your eyes and cover your ears. Please don't leave me.

36. I love loneliness, and I miss it indiscriminately in loneliness; Living in loneliness, looking for and waiting. Beauty, flowing in my barren heart, flowing in the quiet loneliness!

37. You always involve my emotions, but I am just a stranger to you.

38. A man wrote more than 700 letters to his girlfriend. Finally, his girlfriend married the postman.

39. Life, even old wine, will slowly fade under the baptism of years. Life is boring, probably tired of growing up. I have been thinking about the true meaning of loneliness, but I can only find it in my dreams.

40. If you want to leave, please take all your love with you.

4 1, people who have touched their true feelings will be moody, and it is inevitable that they will suffer from loss because they pay too much.

42. liking someone is a feeling, but not liking someone is a fact. The facts are easy to explain, but the feeling is unspeakable.

43. The so-called girlfriends are those who beat and scold harder than anyone else, but the next day they are as good as one person.

44. It is said that the stars in the sky are the eyes of people who walk in the sky.

45. What did the little match girl see when she lit the match? I closed my eyes and opened them again, and I saw the test paper.

46. It is a parting, especially the general taste in my heart.

47. I have always been a deep person with dark circles and heavy bags under my eyes.

48. It is said that people's eyes have 65.438+0.25 billion pixels, but I still can't see through your heart. ///*

49. Take off your gorgeous appearance and wash away the lead. You are as mediocre as a grain of sand, but a grain of sand can reflect gorgeous brilliance, which is the dawn of joy.

50. No one can live without anyone, only a shadow can live without anyone. No one can't let go of anyone, only the knot.

5 1, so I'm just a passerby in your heart.

52. How many times does a butterfly blink to learn to fly? The night sky is full of stars, but a few will land.

53. Blaming my eyes for not being able to speak will only make my sadness overflow.

54, big eyes, small mouth after finishing, white skin after finishing, especially quiet feeling after finishing.

55. Sometimes I ride the wind and waves, raise my muddy sails and sail in deep, deep seas.

Remember, you are not married to a prince, but to someone who treats you like a princess.

No matter how happy you are, there is always someone whose name will make you lose your smile immediately.

58. Like the strong wind in spring, it blows at night and blows away the petals of ten thousand pear trees.

59. Apply yogurt method: Dip some yogurt with gauze and apply it around the eyes for 10 minutes at a time.

60, white hair and three thousands of feet, as long as fate.

6 1, Chen Zongyue Hehe, do you think your legs have grown up? Aren't you a bitch? Thanks to you, you are still my male god. Now I see you feel your eyes are dirty.

62. anonymous's hair state: hair, do it quickly, I'm sleepy. The silent man below replied: Who is the hair?

63. I give up in silence like a sponge, and I can bear and absorb the impact of memories. I am good at depression.

64. Karen's eyes are wide open, and you are fascinated. What if you turn around and smile?

I didn't know everything was empty until I died, but I was sad to see Kyushu.

66, the highest degree of boredom, open the computer, press the phone, chew snacks, watch TV.

67. The saddest thing in the world is not that the person you love doesn't love you, but that he left you after loving you.

I have no time to hate those who hate me, because I am busy loving those who love me.

As long as I have a pair of sad eyes to cry with me, it is worthwhile to suffer for my life.

70. There is no such thing as a joke. All jokes have serious elements.

7 1. Eye application method of potato chips: cut peeled potatoes into thick slices of about 2 cm, and apply externally to both eyes for 5 minutes each time.

72. On a lonely and silent night, I thought of him in the distance. See those hearts looking at the distance in the dark.

73. My brother, less than eight years old, had two operations, which failed and he was blind. He's really sad. I just want to tell him, come on, sister loves you.

74. Friendship is disappearing. Love hasn't come yet. When night falls, loneliness and loneliness come silently, I feel it.

75. If one day you point a gun at my chest, even if the gun goes off, I will believe it was an accident.

76. There will always be someone who makes your eyes red, but you still smile and forgive.

77, Qingming a pot of solitary wine, red bull blending Erguotou, Jiangnan soul across Qian Shan, dream back to the Yangtze River Chutian, willow branches full of green, the horizon of Wan Li misty rain. Falling flowers and flowing clouds drift with the tide, a curtain of asparagus covers the moss, the night is silent and sleepless, and there are countless lights in the lonely city.

78.love? Still love? Will you always love?

79. "I am pregnant" and "Let's get married", he said bitterly, because he has no fertility at all. It's all just because I love her.

80. I care about everything about you, including the people you like.

8 1, as it turns out, what you want to say is in your eyes, in the draft box, in your dream, but it is not reality yet.

82. Be a happy person, so that others will be happy when they see you.

83. The furthest distance in the world is not love or hate, but a familiar person who gradually becomes strange.

84. When you have no choice, when you have nothing to do, and when your heart is tangled, drink a glass of water and stay out of it with your eyes closed. You will find the answer you can't find.

85. Why do I need so many excuses to make me feel guilty, but I still don't love enough?

86. The biggest joke in my life is to take the reason why he refused as my goal now!

87. Ambiguity is like typing. After waiting for a long time, there may still be nothing.

88. Sometimes I feel that he doesn't care about me. Come to think of it, maybe I love him more.

89. Make friends with your heart, make money with dogs, and make friends with your heart.

90. I like listening to you and looking into your smiling eyes. I can pretend not to care about that bitter expression, as long as you are happy or not sad, it doesn't matter.

9 1, I think you will love her more than me. If she loses her spleen, you will coax her. If I lose my spleen, will you fool me?

92. The sand sea is unfathomable with ice, and the gloomy Wan Li congeals.

Because I love you, everyone seems to me to be rival in love.

94. I give you a chance to enter my world seriously.

95. I've heard everything about you, good and bad. I'm the one who wants to get involved.

96. I didn't trust anyone, including myself.

97. I like to laugh not because I am happy, but because there are no tears in my eyes.

Anecdotal talk about dark circles after staying up late.

Funny story about dark circles after staying up late-1. Miss, spread wantonly in this season.

2. Why is it raining? I have to go out today. Mom will come tomorrow so that we can have a good time. I stayed up reading novels last night, and now I feel that the whole person is not very good. I am in the rain.

You generously admit that you don't love. It is novelty and frankness. Normal people have never thought about entanglement, but it's a pity that you don't tell the truth and pretend to be affectionate.

4. Don't stay up late. Everyone you like is asleep.

Don't stay up late. The person you are waiting for has been snoring. Without you in the dream, he won't miss you when he wakes up.

6. Every time I see the boys in my class eating hot dogs, I can't help but say "where to eat, where to make up".

7. Real warriors are greedy when they are fat, stay up late when they are sleepy, poor when they are idolized, and ugly when they are controlled.

8. It's not that I don't want to sleep, but I really can't sleep.

Nobody advised me to go to bed early, so I learned to stay up late. I chose to stay up late because I was waiting for you to persuade me to go to bed early.

10. I bought too much recently, and it's not good, and it's not good after watching it all night. My dark circles are so big …

1 1. I often think of myself at that time and run to you alone in the warm evening breeze in June.

12. It's hard to get through customs, and it's hard every night.

13. A person stays up late and wants to change old love and new love for a person in an instant.

14. Cherish every sincere contribution around you, return with the same gratitude enthusiasm, and protect every family, friendship and love.

15. The simplest but also the most difficult: stay up late less, read more books, drink more hot water, exercise more, and love someone with your heart.

16. Why do you say I miss you, because what are you doing? Why do you say I like you like good night? Because it's too cheap to say it directly.

17. I slowly lost my qualification to sleep, and staying up late became the only happiness.

18. As a girl, you must remember to eat dinner, stay up late, sleep too much and eat snacks, which will shrink your chest!

19. The doctor told me to do photosynthesis and not to stay up late.

20. Fool, don't always stay up late and go to bed early!

Funny talk about dark circles after staying up late Part II 2 1. Even if you stay up late, people who don't look for you will not look for you.

22. Instead of passive insomnia, it is better to stay up late actively.

23. Some people are mountains and rivers, but they are not berthable ports.

24. I can stay up with you and advise you to go to bed early, but the best state is that we sleep together!

25. The people who really care about you are those who think of you everywhere. Reluctant to spend money, the phone always hangs up and calls back; I am afraid that you will stay up late, and I always urge you to go to bed early at night. You are sick and ask anxiously over and over again; You are bored, and you have been patiently comforting; You are tired, so don't bother me thoughtfully. In fact, those casual revelations are true love; Those little by little performances are all affectionate. Feelings are not illusory, feel them with your heart; Sincerity is not far away, cherish waiting.

26. I have foreign time difference in China.

27. Every inexplicable staying up late is just for you.

28. Only sometimes, I really want to sleep, but I don't think about it when I sleep. Really want to sleep all the time, as if waiting for someone to come, like a prince in a fairy tale kissing himself awake.

29. More and more people stay up late, and their health is getting worse.

30. Staying up late for no reason, dreaming without her.

3 1. The price of staying up late is water and sallow face. This face is fat today, but this filter can help me.

Tell you a terrible thing: staying up late will make you hungry.

Raise your hand if you don't sleep in the middle of the night.

Young people should never stay up late, although we are still young.

35. Some things really make me helpless, such as the addiction of staying up late and you in the distance.

Don't stay up late, it's not good for your health. Everyone knows this, but for people who are really used to staying up late, it is difficult to fall asleep before a certain time.

37. Sometimes, amnesia is the best relief, and silence is the best telling. Learn to be yourself and gracefully let go of everything that doesn't belong to you.

38. Netease Cloud that can't be heard in endless darkness.

39. Don't habitually stay up late at night. Don't just lie in bed during holidays. When it's hard to be quiet, it's best to put on headphones and keep your mouth shut.

40. The hardest thing in this world is not the night, nor the process of waiting for love, but the process of waiting for love to disappear.

Funny talk about dark circles after staying up late. Part III: 4 1. I know I can't be too greedy, otherwise I will have nothing after the end.

42. I get into the habit of staying up late, but no one needs me to wait with me.

43. Staying up late is just an accessory to loneliness, and night is just a place for me to store my shadows.

44. Staying up until the early hours of the morning, I suddenly want to shout out the window and let my unfinished dream take me soaring.

45. There are three mistakes in my life. First, I value feelings too much. Second, my heart is too soft. Third, I am not cruel enough. Finally, I will do everything by myself!

46. Train students' oral expression ability and write science fiction stories.

47. I hope my mobile phone can understand something and stop dragging me to stay up late with it.

48. If you are not crazy, willful, rebellious, truant, fighting, staying up late or puppy love, you will not be called youth!

49. You can cook in the evening. Do you want some sugar?

50. The only unaccustomed habit is the habit of staying up late.

5 1. I heard that I was three years old after staying up late. After this year, I will be nine years old.

52. Stay up late, just overdraw the rest of your life in advance! Staying up late is poison, there is no cure!

People who like you don't accompany you when you stay up late, but advise you to go to bed early and stay up less.

54. Go to bed late and get up early. Where is my soul?

Everyone who stays up late needs someone to say good night.

56. I finally reached the age I envied when I was a child, but I didn't live to be my favorite when I was a child!

57. What lovers need is an affirmation. Forgive those who are willful and hysterical to you. She's just not sure if she's really important in your world.

58. Time is a rogue who always likes to ruin expectations.

59. I really can't let go. It's really hard. Obviously, I paid my heart and only got his apology. Does it help if I apologize?

60. People who like to stay up late and insist on staying up late don't want to sleep, but they are sad, heartbroken and lonely all over the world.

I can't hide my love, my dark circles are telling you.

1, follow your footsteps and travel around the world.

2. Warmed me with memories and missed every moment of you.

No matter how tired and sleepy I am, I will want to chat with you.

4. Holding the person you like is the best feeling.

5. Don't let go if you grasp the hand, and go on if you love the right person.

6. I must give you happiness, and no one can stop it.

Meeting you is the best thing in my life.

8. Blame me me. I can't hide my love. Dark circles are telling you.

9. I like the way you look at me and the frankness with which you smile.

10, my world will be perfect with you. So I can't lose you.

1 1. After falling in love with you, I don't think about anything every day. You are all over the world.

12, maybe love is a bitter wine, but there is a sweetness in it.

13, even if the whole world collapses into an island, I will hug you for the last second.

14, you are the softest place in my heart and the most fragile place.

15, the most beautiful moment when we met, we, each other, were moved.

16, I have already felt the mood behind your protected figure.

There is nothing in my mind except your charming smile.

18, thank you for warming my heart, that frozen heart for a long time.

19, tell you a secret, don't frown, I miss you so much now, I really want to hold you tight.

20. You can always make me bring good night every day and make my dream the most touching.

2 1, love is not looking at each other, but looking at the same direction together.

22. Happiness is really simple: someone loves it; Have something to do; Look forward to it

23, I can wait patiently, happiness can come slowly, as long as it is true!

24. The best time in life is when you and I become "us".

25. As long as it is the person you like, you can see him at a glance even if you stand far away.

26, snuggling up to your heartbeat so frequently, even if the world ends, I will laugh wildly.

Only you cherish my feelings, only you understand my heart and only you accept my love. ...

28. My dear boy, I love you with my dreams and the purest feelings.

29. I don't need a man like Gao Fushuai, I just need a man who is sincere to me.

30. The road is long, and I will walk with you, without complaining or frowning.

3 1, keep your initial warmth and sunshine, which attracted me most at the beginning.

32, submerged in a romantic atmosphere, love is like a small lemon, sour and sweet taste.

Being able to share the beauty of the world with good partners is one of the happiest things in life!

34. If you wear flats because you are waiting for me to take you away one day, now is the time.

35. Love is not the beating of one heart on another, but the collision of two hearts with sparks.

I am familiar with all your bad habits and see through all your ugliness, but I still love you!

37. I heard that people who are destined to be together, no matter how big the circle, will still return to each other.

38. I would like to be the angel you love in fairy tales, spread my wings and become the guardian of my hands.

39. Being single-minded is not just liking one person all your life, but being single-minded when you like one person.

40. You and I don't need any triviality to prove the weight of care, only tacit understanding is self-evident.

4 1, in my world, there are always a few idiots. Crying and crying, telling me that I will never part.

42. Thank you. No matter how headstrong I am and how stupid I am, you always stay where you are.

The most precious thing in the world is not what I can't get and what I lose, but the happiness I have now.

44. I want to go shopping, cook, watch TV and live a simple life with you.

45, hand in hand, sitting in a chair full of maple leaves, watching the sun rise and enjoying the romance given to each other.

I just want to love you. I really want to see you when I open my eyes every day. I just want to love you. When I walked with you, I had made up my mind.

I need you, not because I can't live without you, but because I am happier when I am with you than when I am alone.

48. Love is a trap, a weapon and an abyss. I know all these things, but I still love you.

49. We quarreled, quarreled and quarreled crazily, but we never regretted it. We believe more and more that it will last forever.

50. Loving you is a warm sadness, a romantic feeling, a gentle gesture, and a love that I want to say but have to say!

Unspoken thoughts turn into dark circles.

1, my heart must put on a cotton-padded jacket to resist the winter without you.

2. Love for you is like the lucky money of childhood. You hide it, hide it until you can't remember where you put it.

A sense of security is having a knife in your hand. Love is when you give him the knife in your hand, and you are willing to accept it whether he peels an apple or stabs you with it.

In everyone's heart, there is such a person who is in love in the distance. Maybe we can't be together in this life, maybe we haven't said a few words, never had dinner or watched movies together, but it is this distant person who has supported the most important and brilliant days in our youth. So that I have no regrets when I think about it in the future, only warm memories.

You think I am invulnerable, I think you are invulnerable, but we are all red-eyed.

6. Through life and death, you will understand the importance of health; Only through success or failure will we understand the importance of visiting; Only after experiencing gains and losses can we understand the importance of indifference. The saddest thing in life is to pursue those things that could have been given up, but ignore the most precious things in life.

7. Five simple rules of happiness: ① Emancipate your mind from hatred; 2 keep the brain away from troubles; 3 simply live; 4 pay more; ⑤ Less expectation.

8. There are three realms of human spirit: camel, lion and baby. The camel in the first realm bears the burden of humiliation and passively obeys the arrangement of others or fate; The second realm lion, turn passive into active, you have to ask me everything, I will take the initiative to assume the responsibility of life; The third realm baby, this is a state I live in, living in the present and enjoying everything in the present.

9. It took us two years to learn to speak, but it took us sixty years to learn to shut up. Many times, the more you talk, the more alienated you are, and the more contradictions you have. In communication, most people are always eager to express themselves, but they don't know each other at all. Learn to speak for two years, but shut up for life. Do you understand? Don't say much. Uneasy and calm, speak slowly. If you really have nothing to say, don't say it.

10, the people on the blacklist are my favorite people.

1 1. It turns out that two people who were once intimate were not even as good as passers-by; It turns out that two people who care so much about love will completely lose contact. Feelings will be strong and weak. Even if there are thousands of give up and give up, it can't stop it from leaving.

12, listen to music when you are happy. When you are sad, you begin to understand the lyrics.

13. The older you get, the more you know that it is not easy to do things. The more I know that everyone has difficulties, the less I dare to look down on anyone casually, so as not to hurt anyone by mistake. Of course, this is not whitewashing or hypocrisy, but understanding and getting along with the world gently.

14, laziness is a strange thing that makes you think it is ease, rest and blessing; But it actually gives you boredom, burnout and depression; It deprives you of hope for the future, cuts off your friendship with others, and makes you more and more narrow-minded and suspicious of life.

15, leaving, was originally the normal state of love and life. Those pains increase the thickness of your life. One day, when you can turn around with a smile, you will know that you are different! Love is a kind of fate after all, and it can't be managed. The only thing we can manage is ourselves.

16, you were there, and I was here, just missing each other and never seeing each other again.

17, when looking up at the sky, everything is higher than you, and you will feel inferior; When looking down at the earth, everything is lower than you, and you will be conceited; Only by broadening our horizons and taking a panoramic view of heaven and earth can we find our true position between heaven and earth. Don't feel inferior, don't be conceited, and insist on self-confidence.

18, you may be worthless in front of one person, but priceless in front of another. Remember your own value.

19, dear yourself, you really don't have to have the courage and patience to please an impossible person and don't waste your heart.

20. Those unspoken thoughts have turned into dark circles.

Bian Xiao: Everything is so serious that I feel miserable and tired of myself. Bian Xiao: The worst feeling is not knowing whether to wait or give up. Bian Xiao: If you really love, neither time nor distance will be an obstacle.