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Selected from the Complete Works of Mahjong Quotations 100 sentence.
2. Mahjong is infinitely good, but it is not peaceful.
3. It's difficult to master mahjong, and it's difficult to go to the sky.
When I ask your students under a pine tree, let's talk about mahjong. Only in this city, I don't know where it is in the museum.
5. The hemp altar is picturesque, and there are many heroes at one time.
Six. A sick card is an absolutely dangerous card. In the critical period, it is better to play mature cards than to take the lead in playing green cards.
Seven. Mahjong shines brilliantly, and several families are happy and worried.
8. Good cards are born, and you get them by chance.
9. Cards are always sloppy. It's best not to move the cards, but to play them well. If the card moves, it is possible to eat big cards.
10. I accidentally lifted the root, and then looked back and counted the slam.
1 1. I'd rather live ten years less than take a day off.
Twelve. First (summer) root, then fill the vacancy, and finally make a uniform.
Thirteen. In the game, we should restrain the winners and help the losers.
14. People will not be red for a thousand days, and cards will not be red for ten thousand years.
15. It is better to give up than to rush out. The brand stinks more than three buildings, and the end of the brand eats the card file.
16. I wish you more numbness, this thing is the worst.
17. Unhappy cards are often eighty-nine, but you can tell others.
18. Good cards know the season and when to appear.
Nineteen. Five dollars and ten dollars, thinking about the hard-won time, I made peace with him, always thinking about talking and playing cards.
Twenty. Everyone searched for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looked back, stuck there, and some people bought horses.
Twenty one. Shui Han, the strong man is gone forever!
Twenty-two Card home, exchange home, top home, so you can wash three whites!
Twenty-three Mahjong can't be eliminated, you can only frown, but you should mind.
Twenty-four Good cards must be remembered, and it is best to close three stores.
Twenty-five Life is like a dream, and a table of mahjong is like a moon.
Twenty-six. The matan is a vagrant, and I am full of enthusiasm for laughing, and I lived in my early years.
Twenty-seven It is not difficult to mix with a plate. The difficult thing is to reconcile it with a plate.
Twenty-eight Zhang Mahjong is very ordinary, but Li Zipai has heard it several times.
29. What is the mahjong that teaches people to live and die together?
30. Chatter-usually don't talk, but when you get to the table, you talk nonstop, which annoys other players the most.
Thirty-one. It doesn't matter if you order, as long as you can make peace, you can get some money back after the rain.
Thirty-two If you can fool one of the four games, you won't lose.
Thirty-three Advise you a glass of wine and the mahjong table will be full.
Thirty-four The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves before, and the mahjong generation has talents.
35. Who is Ma You's opponent in the world? Cao Liu, have a baby like Sun Zhongmou.
36. If the enemy is not here, I am not here, and the enemy is not here, I am finished now.
Thirty-seven Born with a bang, dead with a ghost.
Thirty-eight Hanshan Temple outside Gusu City, at midnight, the sound of hemp reached the passenger ship.
Thirty-nine If you have cards, you can't wait for anything, and there is nothing to sigh about.
40. Listen to the right: There are two pairs left. As long as one group is engraved together, the other group will be a card, so listen to two.
Forty-one Distracted from east to west-my heart is slippery, and I keep calling people, deliberately confusing other players.
Forty-two Matan generation of talented people, every leader to * * three to five years? .
Forty-three A bloody battle lasted all night, but I fell home.
44. When folding cards, cheaters pile the cards they need at the left or right end of their own cards, thus forming an anticlimactic situation.
Forty-five After half a day, the cards start to fall, so don't touch them (except for drawing cards).
46. Life is precious, but love is more expensive; If it's mahjong, you can throw both.
Forty-seven The hemp book has broken thousands of volumes, and it is fantastic.
Forty-eight In mahjong, besides taking care of your own cards, you should also pay attention to the cards played by other families.
Forty-nine How to solve your worries? Only mahjong.
50. There is no doubt that mountains and water are not harmonious.
5 1. I hate that there is nowhere to find in spring, and I don't know how to play mahjong.
Fifty-two I don't regret that my belt has widened, because I am emaciated by hemp.
Fifty three. Mahjong, ten thousand can't be forced.
Fifty-four In Ma You, there are only the monarch and Cao!
55. Mahjong is a historic event, and you know the gains and losses.
Fifty-six. The days on the mahjong table are long and change every few years!
57. listen to the side list: for example, 70,000 to 80,000, and listen to 90,000.
Fifty-eight Asking yourself how much sadness you can have is like playing mahjong.
Fifty-nine. If you want to be lucky, you must work hard to cultivate your self-cultivation.
60. What makes people old in the world? Half penis, half mahjong.
6 1. glib-they are all good at playing cards. They not only won money, but also won people's mouths. They like to tease other players.
Sixty two. When the cards are lucky, you should try to bluff and not be soft-hearted, or you will run away with anger and luck.
Sixty three. You have to agree with this statement, playing cards is good luck.
Sixty four. One mistake after another, then the second set.
Sixty five. A table of mahjong is enjoyable, and how much sorrow in life is wasted in a joke.
Sixty-six I can't fight when I see the wind outside except the east wind. You may have to open it for at least two laps before you can play.
67. Mahjong has its own golden house, and Mahjong has its own Yan Ruyu.
Sixty eight. Don't go out when you are familiar with it.
Sixty nine. On the third day of the third month, it was sunny and Ma You was near the Minjiang River.
70. The cloud needs clothes and flowers. You have to go first, and I want to make peace.
Seventy-one. Sichuan is rubbing hemp everywhere. Rain? Until the sun goes down.
Seventy-two Listening hole: For example, 20,000 to 40,000, and the listening hole is 30,000.
Seventy-three It's a beautiful scenery in the south of the Yangtze River, and it rains and fights bloody battles.
Seventy-four Things are like mahjong, winning or losing is uncertain.
Seventy-five A strong card will only be fragrant, and a weak card is a life-and-death card. Bad cards don't necessarily lose, and people will be rewarded one day.
Seventy-six But since the water is still flowing, although we use swords to cut, mahjong is even more worrying.
77. soliloquize-mostly novices, show their cards and really laugh at other players.
Seventy-eight There are 70,000 knocked out, 80,000 look at two, and 90,000 are basically untouchable.
79. Playing cards is for fun. Don't lose your temper because of luck.
Eighty. The second grass is ruined, and mahjong is forever abolished.
Eighty-one Rain? It's noon? A bloody battle? Sweating like rain, who knows that the money in hand is hard.
Eighty-two Mahjong didn't lose all the sets, so the next set came back.
Eighty-three The sober people and saints in ancient times were forgotten, and only Ma Xian left his name.
Eighty-four. Sad soldiers will win-hold your breath the heaviest. Even if you win a big card, your morale will still be like a rainbow, and you will never relax other players.
85. Cruelty-heartless, shouting when others want to eat, deliberately killing other card friends.
Eighty-six At the beginning of the card, throw a swing and then a fan, but no more than two fans in your hand.
Playing cards is not anger, but being too stingy to care about winning or losing.
88. The sound of wind and rain and mahjong can be heard.
Eighty-nine It is not advisable for the dealer to continue to play Lianzhuang, or smelly Zhuang and Dongdong.
Ninety. In the spring morning, I woke up easily, surrounded by birds singing and the sound of mahjong at night. Do you know whether you won or lost?
9 1. When playing mahjong, if you have something on your mind or something urgent, you will definitely be dissatisfied and eventually you will not be able to play.
92. Mahjong will be played in the autumn moon next year, and the spring breeze has passed, so she didn't pay attention.
93. Listen to monotony: make a pair with a single card. (playing cards)
94. If you play several cards at the beginning, or even divide cards, you may have a good hand, so be especially careful.
Ninety five. I am at work, but my heart is numb.
96. Husband and wife are birds at the same table. When the big cards come, they fly separately.
97. You can lose your cards, but you can't lose them. Hu can eat, Wei can't eat.
98. If cards are sentimental, they will be old. I'm just worried that I won't get them.
Ninety-nine Win or lose, you should try your best to the end. If you can't win, you will get carried away. If you lose, you will be replaced by others.
Life without mahjong is like Sanqiu!
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