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Humorous feelings of buying lottery tickets

1, mathematicians all over the world will not buy lottery tickets;

2, because they know that being killed by a car on the way to buy lottery tickets is far greater than the chance of winning!

What's the difference between buying lottery tickets and marrying a wife?

4. Knowledge may not change fate, but lottery can!

5. Playing mahjong and gambling will disturb the society. It is economical to buy some lottery tickets.

6. How to double the chance of winning the lottery! Just buy two lottery tickets.

7. Fortunately, 5 yuan won 200 in the lottery, but unfortunately, she won 5 out of 200!

8. I had a chance to become a millionaire, but you didn't, because I bought a lottery ticket!

9. If you want to know what your hope is, buy a lottery ticket.

10, I bought a two-yuan lottery ticket yesterday and won the first prize. I was so excited that I couldn't sleep all night.