Talk about qq space.

1. The photo is not a photo, it's totally embarassed.

There is always a couple who break up before holding hands.

It is said that only talented grass mud horses will evolve into lying trough mud horses.

This person is really an affectation with white outside and red inside.

5. Your brain can raise fish.

6. yo ~ sister, you look so atmospheric

7. I'll take my Yangguan Road and you go back to your Gaolaozhuang.

8. The pig hit the tree. You hit a pig. .

9. Xiu Yuan Road is far away, so let's take a taxi.

10. A woman without talent is a virtue. I must be too evil.

1 1. Did your mother force you to get married?

12. On the day of letting nature take its course, I had the most primitive meanness of a woman. . .

13. Talk about harmony with elder sister, who has gone out.

14.SB only has a chance to show it in front of people who are more SB.

15. Don't put on a face similar to the scene of a car accident in front of me.

16. Your shameless appearance has my youthful charm.

17. You walk like Chaplin and look like Picasso.

18. I have to pretend.

19. What should I do if I have a long relationship?

20. Actually, I am also a lady.

2 1. Compared with me, it's just a slap in the face ~

22. I am not as good as you because of my appetite, and you lost because of your talent.

23. Elder sister, it's L 'Oré al Paris. You deserve it!

24. The girl who refuses to kiss me is not a good girl!

Hunger and thirst means that you are normal, but being hungry for too long means that you must be distorted!

26. I wish you a long and lonely life.

27. I feel beautiful when I fall asleep, and then I can't sleep anymore.

28. The goal of life is to be skinny and die of a big chest.

29. Your pixels are too low.

30. It is good to have ideals, but don't be too idealistic. . .

3 1. Look at today's weather and you will know that your brain cells are partially wet. .

32. One day, I am no longer a hooligan. Then suddenly I found that everyone around me was hooligans! !

33. What should I do if I worry about my country and people all day and have no intention to work?

34. I am so ridiculous, and I am getting more and more ridiculous.

35. Please gather and leave around.

36. When women use the excuse of physiological period to say that they are bored. Usually pretend to be b and tell you to get out. .

37. Mental patients with severe mental disorder; Some mental patients are not serious, and they will be sent for a while and will not be sent for a while.

38. I have always felt that it is a shame for an old man to get lumbar disc herniation. I'm still ashamed. .

39. Nothing is sadder than thinking that you are still alive.

40. Pretending to be forced is fresh and refined!

Talk about the most awesome space

1. I dreamed that my boyfriend died and I cried. When I woke up, I found that I didn't have a boyfriend at all and cried even more.

You can't dislike summer just because you have been bitten by mosquitoes. You can't stop believing in love just because you love the wrong person.

3. I am getting farther and farther on the road of two barren places, and I can't find the route to call Miss.

Sometimes what I care about is not what you said, but what you didn't say.

5. Where there is flash, there is my appearance.

6. A mature person often finds that there are fewer and fewer strange people, and everyone has his difficulties.

7, news broadcast is awesome, even if you have been changing channels, you can watch a news completely.

8, a small hand shakes, experience comes to hand. Take the soy sauce and walk with your head down.

If you don't work hard now, what will my son do in the future?

10, I used to stay up late just to wait for someone who advised me to go to bed early to say good night to me.

1 1, I sometimes wonder if I am too fat to enter your heart.

12, I tried to drown my loneliness with alcohol, but I learned to swim.

13, I'm a simple-minded person, and I just want to marry a terminally ill rich second generation, and live my life flatly.

14, I can be kinder than a good person or more vicious than a bad person. Everything comes from how others treat me.

15, I hate Qin Shihuang. He burned the book, but he didn't finish it.

16, why do you need two people to agree when you are together, and only one person makes a decision when you are apart?

17, it doesn't hurt after the pain, and some will only be a cold heart.

18, there is no beautiful face, no one will pay attention to your heart.

19, time, across the fingertips in the blink of an eye. Youth in the moment of turning around, after a fleeting time.

20, I always bow my head in class, the teacher asked me why, I calmly replied that sinking back again, I suddenly thought of home!

2 1, God is fair, giving you an ugly appearance will definitely make your IQ low, so as not to make you appear uncoordinated.

22. Of the three girlfriends, one always feels redundant and one always feels embarrassed.

23. Life is so short, why should unimportant people affect your mood?

24. Women's tears are all water in their heads. When the water is dry, they will gradually become mature and smart.

25. If you point at me again, I promise to leave you four fingers.

26. You must scold me, because you don't know me well enough, because everyone who knows me wants to hit me.

27. I get to school early every day. On the surface, I like studying, but how many people know that we are here to copy homework?

28. Ma Ma said: How can I provoke her during the rebellious period? How can she annoy me in menopause?

29. Teacher, just tell me which parent you like, and don't bother to hold parent-teacher conferences all the time.

30. The zombie opened my skull excitedly and left in disappointment.

3 1, many times, it is not happy to see too much, but rather naive and heartless.

32. I'm not your little raccoon. It's fun to play without you.

When you feel lonely and helpless, think that there are hundreds of millions of cells living only for you.

34. Copy the most advanced answers, and it will take a long time.

35. The blood of Xueba hidden in my body, Ang, I order you, scum, to break the seal.

36, don't always linger in the past memories, yesterday's sun, drying today's clothes.

37. Don't comment on my good and bad easily. I didn't eat a bite of your meal.

38, can't cry is a monster, just cry is a waste.

39. I am dead, purely a fake corpse.

Talk about the best qq

1, please raise your left hand if you love me, and raise your middle finger if you love others.

2. I'm dead, this is purely a fake corpse.

3. Don't be depressed. Life is like an electrocardiogram. Smooth sailing proves that you are dead. ...

4. Others have no dead ends in 360, and I have no dead ends in 360.

5. Don't forget to shit when you eat shit.

6, come out to mix, my wife will change sooner or later!

7. If it's bad for me, I'll curse you for being sucked dry by Hu.

8. Good dogs don't get in the way, roadblocks get in the way!

9. People and dogs are different when they spend all kinds of red flowers.

10, wolves go all over the world and eat meat; Dogs run around the world and eat shit.

1 1. You haven't been lovelorn once, and you don't even know how cheap you are.

12, men want three legs and women want mineral water.

13, well, dysmenorrhea is really awesome.

14, what's wrong with you being a gangster? Shit, I'm not joining the party?

15, women are not bad, men don't love them, men are not bad, then there will be descendants!

16, life is too short to be sexy.

17, since ancient times, whoever has not died, the bitch died first and then I died!

18, stab your leg when you have a stomachache, and your stomach will stop hurting!

19, you must have been homeless in your last life, so you will live like this in your life.

20, class, this physics, sorry, continue next class.

2 1, failure is not terrible, the key is whether he succeeds or not?

22, there is no cow dung in the world, why unrequited love!

23. Wang Ying, I have liked you for four years before I know it. Today, I want to tell you: Would you like to be buried in my ancestral grave after death?

24. I am an unmarried young man who enjoys married treatment.

Sleep, I'll take it off if you take it off.

27. When you speak ill of me, will you stop embellishing it? You think this is cooking?

28. I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.

29. It's not that the road is rough, but that you can't.

The night gave me a black mouse, but I played with it until dawn.

On the space of social classics.

1, global unified version: Give an old man a hand when he falls. If he wronged you, the UN agencies will support you, and the EU will support you politically and economically. If you don't help him, more than 6 billion people will kick you out of the earth!

2, Yi Long, the animal year, bless you, take the lead, two dragons take off, three Yang open Thailand, rich on all sides, accompanied by Five Blessingg, the June 6th Universiade, seven stars shine high, help each other, 1999 Chang 'an, perfect, foolproof, all the best!

I don't earn money, I earn face, but I have some hard work. I don't spend money, I spend loneliness, what I want is comfort and happiness; I wish you: less loneliness and more face; Work less and be more comfortable; Less trouble, more happiness; I wish you: there will always be a lot of money!

4, 20 10 is not established, and the prediction is really meaningless; The whole people actively engage in environmental protection, and disasters are far from everyone's happiness; Human peace without war seems to be at home; Doomsday scam, the world should stop worrying; Earthquakes and tsunamis are normal, and panic is better than turning positive; Social development will continue only if civilized life works hard.

5. Sichuan Volume: Ships need a lighthouse, and life needs direction. It's good to have a hope, and life will be different from now on. Most afraid of doing nothing, life is meaningless. Always want to have an expectation, bring strength and love!

6. You are a descendant of the Chinese people. When you see the old man fall, you should help him. If he misinforms you, the 5,000-year history of Chinese civilization will provide you with support, and Confucius will speak for you all over the country. If you make up, the Yangtze River and the Yellow River will not agree.

7. China people said, "You are from China. When you see the old man fall, you should help him. Whether he insults you or not, the people of the whole country will support you, and your China heart will support you! "

8. Making money is an art, which needs to be accumulated over time, seize the opportunity and grasp the reality; Spending money is a science, so you should always pay attention to it, and don't care casually. It is not easy to make money, but easy to spend money. May you have attainments in art and achievements in study!

9. I ran into a BMW when I went out. The driver was a sweet potato. He called me a dog with dim eyes and a runny nose. I said, don't be afraid, my buddy just wants to touch it. Your BMW is so big and the sky is so bright, why bother crawling around like a dog?

10, don't be sad, don't sigh, God is not far away from me, fate is still in our own hands, enjoy the present life, 20xx will eventually pass, and work together to create a new world.

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12, you fell in love with making money in order to spend money. Because it is difficult to make money, I dare not spend money. My friend, I know your difficulties. I come to wish my friend a prosperous business and a successful career. Congratulations on getting rich!

13, I heard that the individual tax has been adjusted to 3500, and some people are happy and others are sad. It doesn't matter whether I am tall or not, my salary is not high or low, but it doesn't exceed 3500. In order to have a happy tomorrow, I need to work harder and buy a car and house!

14. If you close your eyes this time, you may not open them again. Please don't cry, my love. I'm still by your side. Even if our bodies become fragmented tomorrow, our hearts will always beat and be closely connected.

15, if I were an angel, I would definitely lend you my wings to help you fly home as soon as possible. If I were a mole, I would try to dig more holes to help you climb home as soon as possible. Unfortunately, I am neither an angel nor a mole. I can only give you encouragement and wish you an early ticket to Spring Festival travel rush.

16, trying to make money and spending money leisurely; Save more and feel better; Live richer and spend more money; I wish you a monthly surplus and a deposit every year!

17, 20xx, Arowana Company produced waste oil, vegetable farmers cultivated poisonous bean sprouts, rats drove cats off cliffs, sows spread their wings and flew to the sky, weasels really paid New Year greetings to chickens, and Grey Wolf stopped eating sheep. The end of the world is really wonderful. It only costs 20xx yuan to land on the moon.

18, a famous detective Conan said: As a detective fan, if you see an old man fall, you should help him. If he misinforms you, the men in black will make him smaller, and the juvenile detective team will fool him. If you are caught, the detective team will never reveal the truth for you. Make a wish, be afraid!

19, it is difficult to make money, it is difficult to make money, just for the sake of life. Spending money is easy, spending money is interesting, and a good life is indispensable. For the good life, it doesn't matter whether you are bitter or tired. I wish you a bulging wallet and a happy life!

20. Living in a building is too noisy, living in a villa is too high-profile, and traffic jams in the city are often annoying. At the entrance of the railway station, make a floor, see thousands of people, understand all kinds of sufferings in the world, see beautiful women and handsome men for free, and sleep whenever you want. Smile happily.

2 1, the work is endless, colleagues look at their faces, the boss doesn't laugh, and the boss only recognizes money. Everything is for money, and it takes money to see a doctor. Friends who receive text messages make more money than others. Remember to call me.

On the 22nd, I went to a restaurant with a buddy on National Day. When the food is served, the buddy calls the waiter: Believe it or not, I can open the beer with my thumb. The waiter said in surprise, I don't believe my buddy Pingping, so why don't you bring a bottle opener?

23, wandering around without a fixed place, just because of suffering, the house price is too high to afford, desperately making money, and the money is given to the developer. It is rare to live in such a humble abode, and it is sad to talk about the room!

24. My dream: when I was a child, I ate sugar, got a certificate in school, got a gold medal in the college entrance examination, got a job, got married and bought a house. Now I can live in a humble abode without wandering.

25. You are a biology researcher. When you see an old man fall, you should help him. If he blames you, scratch him with some ticks. If he refuses to let you go, he will catch some killer bees to play with him.

26. It's almost the end of the month, and I know that you should have no money again, so I'll send you a pair of couplets. Part I: I earned it hard. Part II: I'm very happy and careless, and I will spend a lot of money. If I have no money, just talk about it. I wish you no hard work in making money and no worries in spending money.

27. the Year of the Loong, the core monument of life, has arrived. Don't worry, wear a red belt, take more good luck tricks and work hard. Everything will be fine. Don't frown and smile more. It's no big deal. Good luck and have a good year! Long Jun, the core monument of life, wish you good luck!

28. Go to a restaurant with a buddy on National Day. When the food is served, the buddy calls the waiter: Believe it or not, I can open the beer with my thumb. The waiter said in surprise, I don't believe my buddy Pingping, so why don't you bring a bottle opener?

29. the Year of the Loong is the year of your birth. I am afraid that happiness will "isolate" you and happiness will "isolate" you. Good luck will close the door, and I will give you a dragon stick to knock off all the good times you deserve. I wish the bad things will not happen in this animal year, and the good things will increase!

30. The director of the lottery edition of the color tube center said: You are a lottery player. When you see the old man fall, you will help him. If he misinforms you, the legal experts in the lottery will provide you with legal aid; If you lose, the next 5 million grand prize winner will pay for you!

3 1, the process of working to earn money is hard. I am happy when I get paid, refreshed when I spend money on shopping, and distressed when I spend all my money. Why don't you give me the money and I'll help you spend it, so as not to make you feel bad; I wish you every day as happy as getting paid!

32. Because of the rapid progress of the times, there are more and more alarmist concerns, and the rumors are not credible. How many times can the prophecy be true? People should work hard when they are alive and strive for the future. The end of the world has really come, no regrets!

33. Wang Xiaofei is married to Big S, and I believe in the Giants. Deng Chao married Sun Li, and I believe in the entertainment circle. Guo Xiaodong suddenly gave birth to a baby. I believe there are stars. Cecilia Cheung scolded Nicholas Tse, and I believe that stars are people.

34. Earn money like a young man, with plenty of time and little money, and spend money like an old man, with more money and less time. I wish you plenty of time to make a lot of money, and the money will keep flowing!

20 12 years 35, it is difficult to infer, don't panic, don't mess up, the pace of life will turn as usual, always care about your parents, be diligent about your wife and children, don't be anxious with your friends, and share good things when you meet them.

36. The individual tax has been gradually increased, and now it is adjusted to 3,500. People's lives are promising and national policies are good. I hope the policy will be strengthened step by step to make our life better and better.

37. Life is full of helplessness, and money is constantly at work; I am very tired and unhappy, and my salary is still a few dollars; When you get paid, you want to rely on it. Yesterday's salary is not here today. Dare not to fight bad, the heart is unbeaten in the dream; Dignified people are handsome, and money can make true love!

38, the end is coming, 20xx what we have to do: the bank overdraws in advance, and there is no money in the pocket; Look at the beauty of the world, handsome guys and beautiful women are constantly; Eat and drink and let go of your appetite, regardless of physical deformation; Work is a cloud, sleep is a day! Friends, seize the last chance to enjoy life!

39. Guangdong Volume: Bing Xin said that life is like a river, which belongs to the sea, turns into raindrops, and finally returns to the source, and so on. I just want to say that no matter how far we go, don't forget the origin, which is where we all want to go back eventually.

40. You are from China. You should help the old man when he falls. If he misinforms you,/kloc-0.3 billion compatriots will have money to pay for it, and will make great efforts and wisdom to fight an unprecedented large-scale lawsuit for you. He lost Laozi, Mencius and Confucius, and he won't let him go!

4 1, Sichuan Volume: Ships need a lighthouse, and life needs direction. It's good to have a hope, and life will be different from now on. Most afraid of doing nothing, life is meaningless. Always want to have an expectation, bring strength and love!

42. You are a more powerful weapon than a cannonball, which virtually destroys a person's life; You are a more terrible war than smoke, and a person's soul is buried in a square inch. Fight drugs, out of the dark, and go to the light!

43. China people said, "You are a descendant of the dragon. When you see the old man fall, you should help him. If he is unfair to you, the Dragon King of the East China Sea will take the lead, the Dragon King of the South China Sea will defend you, the Dragon King of the West China Sea will give you advice, and the Dragon King of the North China Sea will give you personal protection. Being bullied, the four dragon kings sneezed together. "

44. the Year of the Loong is the year of your birth. May you walk through the gate of peace, walk on the road of good luck, cross the auspicious bridge, drink carefree water, have a happy meal, sleep in your bed, accept greetings and express your affection.

45. Pengcheng is booming, and today there are magnificent pictures everywhere. The Universiade is coming, it will be wonderful, and efforts will create brilliant development. Add color to the Universiade, cheer for the Universiade, and let happiness start here!

46, finally wait until the leap year leap month, this year leap April, may happiness make you leap, good luck make you leap, health make you leap, blessing is the lubricant of leap, you turn around me, friendship will leap, and happiness will always accompany you!

47. In the animal year, luck is red, you are healthy and bloody, your career is smooth and your fortune is red, your love is perfect and your family is happy. Your nickname is Xiaohong. The Year of the Loong is a very happy year.

48. Wages are too low and costs are too high. Strive to earn money, and compare with prices; Cherish every dollar you spend, and money will come to you. I wish you a good fortune, a good fortune.

49. Pay attention to the new house price every day, and save money desperately and dare not spend it. When can I have my own home, one square meter and half a year's salary? I hope to keep reducing the price, but I can't see it. There is nothing I can do but pray and meditate. I have nightmares every day. Homelessness is terrible.

50. A piece of news said that iphone4 blocked the robber's bullet and saved the owner's life. Someone posted it downstairs and replied coldly: If we use Nokia, the bullet will bounce back and kill the robbers.

5 1, the spread of drugs has caused many injuries, family destruction and death, and a group of victims. Dig out the poison source, cut off the passage, destroy the poison nest and rescue the victims. People all over the world are contributing, and every day is anti-drug day.

52. When the Year of the Loong arrives, I will report to you in the animal year, and the dragon will "walk through the clouds and rain" for you. I wish you a happy cloud that always covers your head, and good luck and rain often rain on you; The dragon "asks for rain" for you. I wish you success in your career, wealth, rain, gold and Man Cang. I send my best wishes to you for good luck in the new year.

53. Take control of your own destiny and break through your own income. As long as you have the courage to pay, you will eventually see the harvest. The level of tax collection will bring unbalanced influence. Whether it has anything to do with me or not depends on myself. If you don't think about it, you can only make unremitting efforts to gain a world, and the impact is meaningless!

54, leap month and leap year, good luck is closely linked: happy and happy, life is really "moist"; Promotion and salary increase, smooth work is really "smooth"; Every day is full of money, and wealth is really "fat". In April, I wish you happiness, happiness, health and peace.

55. If the world ends in 20xx, I am willing to stay with you all the time, be happy every day, share the sweetness for you, enjoy the quiet fun, don't pester for a long time, and don't expect the future, as long as I hold your hand every day and warm your heart with infatuation.