Suitable for making funny sentences (49 selected sentences)

1, which funny sentences are suitable for funny?

2. Besides teeth, there is love.

3, don't talk to me about ideals, quit!

4. It's scary and makes your hair stand on end.

5, pick up the pen cover in class, can't understand.

6, you are tea, I am boiling water, I want to soak you.

7. Let me kneel on the washboard. I can't stand electric heaters!

8. Don't take my tolerance as your shameless capital.

9. One of the worst dishes in the world is noisy squid.

10, you are happy, I am happy, you are happy, I am happy.

1 1, play with your feelings, your sister will make you cry rhythmically.

People love the whole city. The whole city was blacked out.

13. Congratulations on winning the grand prize. It's a pity that you didn't guess any songs.

14, Shenzhouxing, I think it's ok, so I won't pay to see if you can do it!

15, your wedding has nothing to do with me. I'm only interested in your funeral

16, half of my life is misfortune, and the other half is misfortune.

17, I went to the city to participate in the pigeon race yesterday, and I went alone.

18, if even the default bubble costs money, how can you live? .

19, I find it very painful for two people to have nothing in common.

20, stars can be more famous if they take off a little, but I was caught naked!

2 1. Although you can be as lazy as a pig, you can't be as lazy as a pig.

22, contraceptive effect: if you don't succeed, you will succeed.

23. Women like two kinds of flowers all their lives: one is to spend money, and the other is to spend as much as possible!

24. Good men make women understand the world, while bad men make women misunderstand the world.

25. I think I should lose weight. Last blood donation, lard flowed out 100 ml.

26. it's not that I don't want to be a lady, but that life has made my mother a bitch, hellip

27. You can live like a pig, but you will never be as happy as a pig!

28. If one day I become a rogue, please tell others that I am pure.

29. Occasionally you will feel great in a humorous life, but you will be very painful in a humorous life.

30, with your deception, with your hypocrisy, I will give you three seconds to get out of my sister's sight.

3 1, don't always call me an animal, get to know me better, and you will know that I am worse than an animal.

32, * * The most painful thing is that others use your words to scold you back and forth, and the weight will increase greatly.

33. When did you like Kim Dae-jung? I've always liked it, but I've never been there!

34. When looking at beautiful women in the street, the higher eyes represent appreciation, and the lower eyes represent hooligans.

35. Wukong, there is not enough firewood. Learn more. Jason Wu, go and see if Bajie is ripe.

36. Someone loves you silently. Will you be tempted to know? I think I'll change my mind.

37. You can do good without leaving your name, but it is not good to leave your real name in Weibo.

38. When I was a child, I had three idols! Lei Feng! Two Zhang Haidi! Zhang Ga, the third soldier! Reddy quack!

39, looking at beautiful mm, bitter not to talk, a brick on the roadside, pick it up, step forward, classmate, did you drop this?

40. My world was originally gray, but after you broke into my world, Nima! It's all dark.

4 1, I am forgetful, so my wife often tells me not to bring an umbrella in rainy days, so now I have ten umbrellas at home.

Some people are as smart and changeable as the weather. Some women are as stupid as the weather forecast. She can't see the change of the weather.

43. The cause belongs to the country, the honor belongs to the unit, the achievement belongs to the leader, the salary belongs to the wife, the property belongs to the children, and the mistakes are your own.

I want to write you a love letter. Tell me what flavor you like. Still sour, strawberry or watermelon, with or without ice.

45. Write a note to the male god and put it in his hand when you pass by. As a result, he excitedly took off his pants and won't love again.

46. When the farmer was driving the donkey into the city, he met a rogue. The rogue asked: Have you eaten? The farmers said they ate. The rogue said I asked the donkey. The farmer turned to slap the donkey and said, "It's not kind to me, but some relatives won't tell me." .

47. When you feel lonely, watch a ghost film, and then you will feel someone behind you, someone on the ceiling, someone under the bed, someone in the kitchen and someone in the bathroom. Hellip, I won't be lonely soon.

48. My aunt stopped dancing community square dance recently. I asked my neighbor why she didn't dance. Is it embarrassing? Aunt said: I don't know whose child is wearing a red belly pocket. We jumped in front of him and said, children practice!

49. My childhood dream is not the right time. My dream is not to be a scientist. I fantasize that I am the owner of the landlord's house. My family has a thousand hectares of fertile land, and I am ignorant all day. I'm fine. I took a group of dog slaves to the streets to flirt with this beautiful girl, helliphellip.