83 self-deprecating sentences

First, men become bad when they have money, and women become rich when they become bad.

Second, red beans don't grow in the south, but on my face. I really miss them!

Third, it is simple to like someone, but it is difficult to care about someone.

Fourth, if you want others to be afraid of you, you must learn not to be afraid of others.

I have paid too much for our love, and my enthusiasm has rotted.

Sixth, people: more and more men and women; Money: It's getting unclean.

I love you, but I dare not say. I'm afraid I will die soon.

Eight, ego is the only evil. Because of yourself, you missed the divinity.

Life is like a coffee table. Although it is not big, it is full of tragedy.

Don't wish me happiness after I leave. Who are you to wish me happiness?

Thank you for abandoning me. I learned to stand on my own two feet. I watched you leave coldly.

Twelve, people always unconsciously recall, and then make memories afterwards.

The value of life is not measured by time, but by depth.

Fourteen, perfect love makes people weak-willed, and imperfect love hurts.

Fifteen, love makes people strong and weak. Friendship only makes people strong.

I admit that when I laugh at you, I also laugh at my timidity.

Loving ourselves will only make us more lonely, and loving others will make us happier.

Eighteen, it's not that the ending of the story is not good enough, but that we are too demanding of the story!

Don't judge me, what you see is what I choose to show you.

20. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

People always say too many ifs, but there are only too many buts in the real world.

22. Don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital.

Never waste a minute thinking about people you don't like.

24. The reporter asked: Are you happy? Suddenly, a passerby broke out: My name is Li.

Twenty-five, don't give up because of the ridicule of others, try to give it to those who look down on you.

26. Do you know the difference between you and a plate of shit? Is that you don't have a plate

If you think of me inadvertently in the future, please don't forget that I once loved you deeply.

Pets and love are two different things. Pets can have no communication, but love can't

29. We are all good at despising the childishness of others, but we have never looked directly at our own selfishness.

30. I never understand a problem. Why do people think you are a man?

Thirty-one-year-old shameless bitch, or a free lady, everyone reviles a whore.

Love is like fast food, it doesn't care about the taste, as long as it can meet the physiological needs.

33. Modern women's requirements for finding a husband: high income, medium taste and low IQ.

34. Anyone who has seen ugliness has seen such ugliness. At first glance, it looks ugly, and then it looks even uglier!

Don't confuse arrogance with your wisdom. Don't let your modesty lack wisdom.

Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.

37. Rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests. This sentence tells us that rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests.

Thirty-eight, don't always say that your weather-beaten face is beautiful or ugly.

39. Later, we all proved that we were loved by making each other sad.

Forty, affectionate is the most ruthless, and great love is comparable to no love; The person who loves you the most is always yourself.

4 1. My relationship with the media is very unusual. The food I ate was reported in the news.

Forty-two, the so-called eternal love, from flower to flower, from beauty to white hair.

Forty-three, dreams make people break free from the shackles of morality and see the prototype of their emotional life.

Life is the mouth of Song Like Zude, and you never know who will be unlucky next.

Forty-five, my dear, I don't miss you, I don't miss you, I'm afraid of getting into my head.

46. One of the biggest challenges in life is to keep yourself in a world where you have lost yourself.

47. With a smile on your face, your blood blooms. Even if you laugh at the future, you should laugh till the end of time.

48. Smile when you encounter abuse, ridicule or cold eyes. Look down and be happy to be yourself.

Forty-nine, being strong is not just not giving in to the right and wrong, but not changing yourself in the face of setbacks.

I laugh that love can't take a train, fly or send a courier for you, but you are still the person we love!

51. Making money is a kind of ability, and spending money is a kind of technology. My ability is limited, but my technology is very high!

Sometimes 52! The envy of others! Is the deepest scar in my heart! More hurtful than insult and ridicule!

Fifty-three, seeing everything about you, my heart still hurts inexplicably If you are hurt, love will cry.

In other words, I have a female colleague named Li Rui and a male colleague named Li.

55. Humility is the diluted self, but without it, how can you dilute it?

56. Pretending which singer you like, but you haven't heard a complete song.

Mom: Don't do this and don't do that. what do you want to do? Me: I want to be Madame Curie.

58. There are some things you don't want to happen, but you have to accept them. Some people cannot be lost, but they have to let go.

Fifty-nine people Always in constant pursuit of self, often lost in the pursuit of self.

I also want to listen carefully in class and think carefully after class. But the reality is to sleep in class and go crazy after class.

Sixty-one, the carousel is the most cruel game in the world, chasing each other, but always separated by a sad distance.

Sixty-two, * * is often mocking others and being happy. Wise people often laugh at themselves and entertain others.

Sixty-three, how many people want to leave this world, will say the same sentence, this world is really helpless and desolate!

Love is like a bus, the one you wait for will never come, but the ones you didn't wait for will come one after another.

You shouldn't always be dissatisfied with others, you should always review yourself. If you are dissatisfied with others, it is yourself who suffers.

Sixty-six, I think, constant self-breakthrough, self-adjustment and self-correction are the driving force for life to climb up.

Sixty-seven, you don't have to lose yourself by accommodating, and you don't have to offend anyone to protect yourself. Everyone has good people.

Sixty-eight, my heart beats for you every day, I am touched by you every moment, and I worry about you every second. It's good to have you.

69. I walk alone every night and swing everywhere. How cold it is. I used to fight for myself and never knew her pain.

Seventy, people are full of energy, self-repentance, self-reflection and self-growth; Don't complain to anyone.

Seventy-one, life is actually a process of self-knowledge, self-mastery and self-improvement, constantly adjusting from theory to practice.

Seventy-two, we work together, we should share everything together, whether happy or unhappy, I am always by your side!

Seventy-three, even if it is a piece of shit, there will be a day when I meet dung beetles. So you don't have to worry too much about yourself today.

Seventy-four, when I really understand the meaning of the word "good years", you are gone.

Seventy-five, but those frivolous days are too old for ourselves. Before we learn to cherish responsibility, we learn to be tempted.

If I can be with you, I would rather let all the stars in the sky fall, because your eyes are the brightest light in my life.

Seventy-seven, what will be unclear and which will be clear; It is not clear who has done a good job, and it is clear who should be promoted; It is not clear who sent the gift, and who didn't send it clearly.

What I want in the future is not a dodder flower or a greenhouse, but a shrub. Even if I can't be a big tree in the future, I can at least live.

79, if fate means a second time. I smiled. I laughed at myself. If fate means enjoying each other. I smiled. I laughed at myself.

I still remember that at the beginning, I just wanted to smile at you and let you feel the warmth of the sun. Then I laughed, and I mocked my wishful thinking.

Eighty-one, some people ignore the plain, thinking that plain is a dull and rigid lifestyle, and he begins to compete in a snobbish life, changing his different life masks.

Eighty-two, I don't know when, laughter has become the expression of all my emotions, laughing at injustice, laughing at stupidity, helpless laughter, wry smile and self-mockery after falling out of love.

83. I have always been extremely enthusiastic about life, and I will not lament the Spring and Autumn Period. Laugh at others occasionally and be ready to laugh at yourself at any time. Walking on the edge of time, be careful not to wake it.