Talking about interesting jobs.

Life is never easy. Listen to the voices of the people I work with ~

Interesting talk about work:

1. It's not easy to work really these days! In the most popular words, we want the boss's money and the boss wants our life.

2. Inadvertently stepping into society,

The return of the prodigal son has been in vain.

I'm embarrassed now,

Wearing factory clothes, suffering from foreign invasion.

Have a hanging meal and wait in line,

Make a little money, pay taxes,

This is society.

3. Beautiful factory, my home,

Wages will never increase.

The food is really bad,

Fried cucumber with green vegetables every day.

Oil-free and salt-free sandy soil,

The worst part is lard residue.

It is not good to work overtime every night.

I'm tired of missing my parents in the middle of the night.

4. Work and life are really good.

You can eat grass in vegetables.

The flies in the soup are taking a bath.

Ants are racing on the table.

There is little oil and salt on the plate.

There is a mosquito bite under your feet again.

No meal is full,

Hey? What bad luck

5. Love is empty, love is empty,

Wandering in the street alone;

Empty people, empty money,

A single evil karma is at work;

The mobile phone is empty and there is no money to charge it.

Life is not easy;

Work every year, worry every year;

Work overtime every day, like a monkey;

The troubles at the end of the year;

I don't know when I can get ahead!

6. A machine can do the work of fifty ordinary people, but no machine can do the work of a great man.

7. Getting wealth through hard work is the greatest pleasure in life.

8. What do you do and what do you get paid for it?

9. Happiness exists in a person's real work.

10. Unless a person has a lot of work to do, he can't get pleasure from doing nothing and doing nothing.

1 1. Don't put off till tomorrow what you can do today.

12. Human beings have been given a job, that is, spiritual growth.

13. Work hard: Work is the most reliable wealth.

14. There are three fears in life: one is afraid of less work, the other is afraid of more money, and the third is afraid of trouble.

15. Independent thinking ability is very necessary for scientific research or any other work. Any major scientific invention in history is due to the inventor giving full play to this original spirit.

16. Human beings have been given a job, that is, spiritual growth.

17. Ambition is the door of career, and work is the journey from door to door.

18. When you mix it up, you will either get ahead, or your head will fall to the ground, or one person will die and one person will live, or one person will die and ten thousand people will sacrifice.

19. Work every year, worry every year, work overtime every day like a monkey, work overtime without pay, and get scolded for no reason every day.

20. At school, the teacher asked us about our ideals. Some students want to be scientists, some teachers and some doctors. Only my ideal is to work, and my classmates laughed at me at that time. The teacher said I had no future. Yesterday, several students got together. Talking about the current situation of my classmates, I found that only my ideal has come true.

Tell funny jokes:

1. Have dinner with colleagues in the evening. He is 28 years old and still unmarried. I asked, why don't you marry a wife?

He said: women haven't played enough, play for a few more years.

I advised him: your wife is being played now. If you get married one year earlier, your wife will be fooled by others for one year less.

2、? I have a female colleague who is particularly annoyed. She speaks and knows everyone well. Lazy, she doesn't want to order food, and always asks others to help her book; And always love to be cute.

? Get to the point. ?

? She is not beautiful. ?

Take the shuttle bus to work in the morning. Colleagues are sitting in their seats, some chatting and some reading newspapers. I was surprised to find that Zhang was standing against the armrest next to the car door.

I'm getting used to talking and asked, Brother Zhang, don't you have a seat? Why are you standing?

Zhang smiled and answered:? I have hemorrhoids and the doctor told me to sit less and stand more! ?

I was surprised to ask: Do you still have this question? This is the first time I've heard of it! ?

Big Zhang Chong, I made a face and said humorously? Swallows know the hemorrhoids of swans! ?

One day I was on duty with my colleague and chatted for a while. As a result, he remembered something and wanted to go out.

When I saw my colleague leave, I said, hey, hey, don't leave, playing the cow again.

He didn't say anything. He came up to me, blew a sigh gently in my ear and left without looking back. What are these meanings?

There is a meeting today. . .

A young colleague, vice president of sales education: I have crossed more bridges than you.

Another second-rate vice principal muttered: This is why you often get lost around Xizhimen Bridge.

6. Colleagues call at night: Let's have a barbecue at night.

Me: It's so cold, and there's a barbecue.

Colleague: I know. Come out with me. My treat.

Half an hour later, I was in front of the mall with baked sweet potatoes bought by my colleagues. . .

Get out of my way, I killed him with sweet potatoes. . .

7. Dialogue between two male colleagues in the office:? My wife and I are very angry today. I don't know what to do when I go home.

Another buddy said:? If I teach you a trick, you will be angry. Drop a bowl. If you contain it, you will contain it. If you don't contain it, kneel in the bowl.

A new colleague came to work today. He said to me: I won't repeat what I said.

I didn't hear you clearly, so I said, what did you just say?

He said: I won't repeat what I said.