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There are two short stories about money.

1. A rich man went to a Wall Street bank to borrow a deposit of 5,000 yuan. The loan period was two weeks. The bank loan must be mortgaged, so the rich man used the Rolls-Royce parked in front of the bank as collateral. The bank clerk parked his Rolls-Royce in the underground garage and lent the rich man 5,000 yuan. Two weeks later, the rich man came to pay back the money, and the interest was only 15 yuan.

At this time, the bank clerk discovered that the rich man had tens of millions in his account and asked why he still wanted to borrow money. The rich man said: "You will never find a parking lot for 15 yuan for two weeks on Wall Street. "No matter how much money you put in your hands, it is just a stock and cannot generate additional value. Only money that flows can create greater value over time.

2. A miser, after saving for most of his life, finally accumulated 30,000 gold coins. In addition, he also owned many fields, houses and various wealth. He was ready to enjoy the wealth and make plans for his future life. ?However, Death came in front of him and wanted to take him away. ?The miser said: "Then please give me two days. In two days, I will give you my twenty thousand gold coins." But the God of Death still refused. The miser asked for just one day and to hand over all 30,000 gold coins, but Death still refused.

In the end, the miser made an impossible request: "Then, please give me some time to finish writing a few sentences!" This time, the God of Death finally gave in. ?So, the miser wrote in tears with his own blood: "Man! Please cherish your life. I used my life savings, a full 30,000 gold coins, and still can't even buy one hour, so I must cherish you." Every moment now, don’t wait until the end of your life to regret it.”

3. In ancient times, there was a scholar named He Yue who picked up more than 200 taels of silver while walking one night. The next morning, he brought the money to the place where he found the money. When he saw the owner, he returned the money to him. The man took some money out of his purse as a reward, but He Yue said: "If I pick up the money and no one knows about it, it can actually be regarded as my thing, but I don't even want this, so how can I covet your money?" "The man thanked him and left.

Later one time, He Yue was teaching at an official's house. The official had to go to the capital for business and left a box with He Yue. There were hundreds of taels of gold in it. The official said, "Wait until I come back." You take it here." As a result, the official left for many years without any news. Later, he heard that the official's nephew had something to do and went south, so He Yue entrusted the official's nephew to bring the box to the official.

4. A beggar accidentally discovered a cute lost puppy. When the beggar found that there was no one around, he took the dog back to the cave where he lived and tied it up. The owner of this dog is a well-known tycoon in the city. He posted a notice on the local TV station to find the dog: If it is found, please return it as soon as possible and pay a reward of 20,000 yuan.

The next day, when the beggar was begging along the street, he saw this notice and impatiently hugged the puppy to receive the 20,000 yuan reward. But when he hurriedly hugged the dog, When I passed by the notice post again, I found that the reward on the notice had become 30,000 yuan. It turned out that the rich man couldn't find the dog, so he called the TV station to increase the reward to 30,000 yuan.

The beggar seemed not to believe his eyes. He suddenly stopped walking forward. After thinking about it, he turned around, took the dog back to the cave, and tied it up again. On the third day, the reward went up again, and on the fourth day, it went up again. On the seventh day, when the reward was so high that even the citizens were surprised, the beggar ran back to the cave to hug the dog. What I didn't expect was that the cute puppy had starved to death, and a beggar was still a beggar.

5. Once upon a time, there was a very rich man. He prepared a large bag of gold for himself and placed it by his bedside. In this way, even when he went to bed every day, he could see it all the time. To gold, to touch gold. But one day, he began to worry that the bag of gold at home would be stolen by gangsters at any time, so he simply ran to the forest, dug a big hole under a big rock, and buried the bag of gold in the hole. . After that, every once in a while, the rich man would go to the place where the gold was buried in the forest to take a look and touch his beloved bag of gold.

Until one day, the bag of gold was stolen by a gangster who was following the rich man. The rich man was very sad.

An elder happened to be passing by. After understanding the situation, he said: "I have a way to help you get the gold back!". I saw him using golden paint to paint the big stone where the gold was buried in gold color, and then wrote on it - "One thousand taels of gold". The elder said: "From today on, you can come here every day to see your gold, and you no longer have to worry about this big piece of gold being stolen." Don't think there is something wrong with this elder's head, because in the elder's case, In his eyes, if the gold and silver treasures are not taken out for use, then the thousand taels of gold hidden in the cave are no different from the big rocks painted like gold.