The sentence of harvest year

1, not good! The boat is leaking! Jack, you evacuate everyone. I sealed off this place.

2. Sister, what is the sentence you are most afraid of hearing? You are getting fat again. You are too realistic. I was ... stuffed by my sister at night.

3. Women always feel that they are too fat and other women are thin.

According to the survey,% of the fat people are handsome and beautiful, but sadly,% of the fat people can't lose weight! ! ! Sadly, when I tried to be that%, I found that I was actually that% ... damn it! ! !

Brother Kuan shaved his head yesterday and gained weight again. 1000 Jin! How could there be such a big baby in my stomach at that time? With the beautiful photos of Zhang Kuan's mother, I can't see my stomach at all now. Brother Kuan, you are responsible for me!

6. The first sentence I was accosted by the fat brother in the same building was: Haha, I didn't expect it, did I? Take the elevator with me. The air is full of chubby air. Then, I gave him the micro signal.

7, you think I am fat, I lose weight. If you say I'm not beautiful, I'll get dressed. However, I am thin and beautiful, will I still be with you? It's not that I'm too vain You taught me.

8. I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I will gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life will be incomplete.

9, this market, don't worry! Sleeping without rising or falling is the most suitable. I said I've gained weight recently, and I'll sleep when I'm full. There is no market, and I have to buy clothes.

10, I am emotional, I am plump, and I gave it to my husband send warm. Let's talk about the classic of getting fat.

1 1, talk about the mood: eating too much sugar makes you fat, sister, this is not fat, sister, this is thick! If you are as thick as me, don't compete blindly! If I don't have so much meat on me, how can I give you a full feeling!

12, I don't think it's necessary to lose weight this year, because summer will not come, and there are still four months to warm up!

13, many people interpret "generosity" as "pregnancy".

14, there is a saying that I don't look for you, and if you don't look for me, we just ignore each other, so we gradually lose weight and gain weight.

15, it is better to have those crazy friends than to swear by each other.