Deeply satirize the boss's sentence

1, boss, you are a gorilla with unbalanced yin and yang.

The boss invited you to dinner, not to taste the food, but to pay the bill.

Boss, you are just a frog head with congenital Mongolian disease.

As a boss, he has only one choice, either leading or misleading.

5, the most terrible thing is that this kind of person can still be the boss, which is ridiculous.

6. The boss criticizes you, not because you are really wrong, but to remind you not to take the wrong side.

7. The boss praises you, not because you really did a good job, but because you are trying to win people's hearts.

8. Boss, you are a rotten onion.

9. When the boss asks for your advice, he is not really talking openly, but seeking collusion.

10, boss, you look great, like a wooden stick.

1 1. As a leader, you must go through countless tortures, otherwise you are not qualified to lead others.

12, the boss asked for your opinion, not really talking openly, but colluding.

13, your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

14, the superior is superior to the subordinate, the first grade is excellent, the first grade is overweight, and it is successful immediately.

15, boss, everything is quite normal for you, if you don't consider intelligence.