How boring life would be if there were no regrets.

1. People drink a glass of wine with each other. After a voyage, people went ashore alone.

Time keeps going, there is no end, only intersection.

The smoke on the other side is flowing, but someone can find me. The other party is busy with 3 thousand, but someone can pass me.

I am addicted to staying up late, but I can't give you a good night.

Some people say that ten years is too long and everything may change. A lifetime is too short, and one thing may not be finished.

6. The edge is ice, hold the ice in your arms; It melted, only to find that the edge was gone.

7. Some like it, that is, the wind that once fell in the wheat field. Only the parties know that the world here pretends not to happen.

8. You have your readers, and I'm just a ferryman. We will eventually go ashore, and wherever we go, the sun is shining, and Wan Li is cloudless and full of flowers.

9. How boring life would be if there were no regrets.

10. Not all the past events are beautiful, and not all the memories should be left behind.

1 1. I know I'm not his tomorrow. The only thing I can do is send him to the other side.

12. It turns out that two people sitting side by side will get separated.

13. Time keeps going forward, with no end, only that intersection, the ferryman, crossed you and left me, and the people who went ashore went their separate ways, ending every relationship that had to be ended.

14. The nearest place is the farthest road.

15. What really suits you is not the ice that hurts people, but a cup of warm hot tea.

16. Have you ever worked hard for others? It's like walking through a long tunnel.

17. Life is a game that keeps dying and being reborn.

18. People who can sit down and eat hot pot together belong to the same world. In fact, it doesn't matter what they eat, the most important thing is who sits next to them.

19. At first, he thought it would be better for you to make good use of the good times of your youth. He turned back, and only when he was no longer young could he be good to you. But by this time, you have already left.

I am a person with no tomorrow, but I hope everyone around me can have a bright tomorrow.

2 1. I think the world is beautiful. A tree blooms on a sunny day, a lake ripples on a rainy day, the sun sweeps across the city, the breeze blows through the fingertips, the love songs played by every radio station at night, and the shadows scattered by every mountain road are all words you inadvertently wrote, leaving me to read year after year. The world is your will, and I am your only legacy.

I still miss the past, but I no longer miss it.

23. The highest state of the ferryman is empathy.

24. It is said that happy people always go to bed early, and those who go to bed late are never happy.

25. Love is like a river. We will all fall into the water, but we will eventually go ashore.

26. You can't get it because it doesn't belong to you, and you can't let it go because you don't want to.

How unfair it would be if others smelled your fart first.

Guide: I remember taking a bath with my mother when I was five years old, and suddenly I found a scar on her stomach! I was surprised and asked my mother, "Mom, how can you have a scar on your stomach?" My mother explained to me, "This is because the doctor cut a knife and took you out of my stomach." I thought about it and asked my mother seriously, "Then why did you eat me?"

1, I have a stomachache at work and want to fart. But I was afraid that my colleagues would have a bad influence, so I kept holding back. It's raining heavily outside and thunder rumbles. I had a brainwave and wanted to learn the plot in the movie The Shawshank Redemption. So, as soon as the lightning passed, I farted immediately, but I didn't even think about the thunder. I think it's embarrassing. Colleagues were stunned. Someone asked if something just exploded?

I just came back from a business trip and didn't inform my girlfriend. I want to give her a surprise. When I came home and saw her cooking, I hugged her from behind and put my hand on her. She patted my hand: Stop it, my husband will be back soon … I'll never forget the look in her eyes when she looks back …

My mother told me that when I was about two years old, I didn't know anything, taking this as the background. One day, a big multi-legged bug was tossed. After a while, the bug stopped moving. I was anxious to call my grandparents. "Change the battery quickly!" !

When I was a child, I always pestered my mother to eat fried chicken legs and chips. I always thought it was the best thing. Mom said that these are all junk food, which is not good for health, and refused to buy them for me. I always feel very strange, so I ask my mother, "Mom, is junk food taken out of the trash can?" Why does the food in the trash can become fragrant and delicious? " ……

It happened in junior high school. In Chinese class, the buddies next to them set up their textbooks and secretly took out GBA to play Pokemon. Next class, I will read a novel. Unfortunately, I forgot that it was a history class, and I still held a Chinese book. ...

6. This is what my mother told me. It happened when I was 3 years old when I was a child. This is the background. When an uncle was eating in a restaurant, he teased me when he saw me being cute. "Little sister, will you play with you?" I glanced at him and said, "No, my mother said little girls should play with little girls." My uncle refused to give up and said, "I'm a girl, too." Please play with me. " ..... I glanced at him and said, "I don't believe it! Take off your pants and let me see! "

7. It stands to reason that junior high school students should not do such stupid things ... Hong Kong films such as Young and Dangerous were popular at that time. Every time the bosses sell Du Fu, they will spill white fen on the table, then suck it with their noses, and then make a refreshing expression. I once role-played with a friend and remembered this plot, so I took out the seasoning bag from the little raccoon ... lying in the trough, which was so cool.

8. I came to the shop at home, and one day I replaced the God of Wealth under the red cloth in the shop with Altman. Mom prayed for half a month in a row before she knew the truth. That guy didn't fucking kill me. ...

9. I went to eat a barbecue at noon today, during which I cooked a lot of garlic, which made my stomach uncomfortable in the afternoon. I always want to fart, but I'm afraid my colleagues can't hear me clearly, so I cough all the time when I fart. After coughing for a long time, I finally farted. This is my colleague sitting next to me saying to me from a distance, "How about it? You have been smoked yourself."

10, I often watched TV when I was a child, and one of the consequences was that I liked to imitate the plot. Once, an adult was about to go home. He was lying in the place where he had just entered the door, and he also used some soybean milk powder to soak in water to disguise foam. My mother was frightened when she came in and cried at the same time. Results 1 minute later, it was my turn to cry and scream ~

1 1. There are people on duty every Spring Festival. During lunch break, the leader mysteriously called me to his office and handed me a very delicate little box. My heart ... the leader said to look after coming home from work. Don't open the office when there are many people. Come home at night, close all the doors and windows and open them! Spring Festival duty watch! I can't believe my name appears every day!

12, when I was in junior high school, I was not tall. In physical education class, the teacher wants to shoot one by one, and it's my turn. I took the basketball, got up the courage to throw it out, missed it, but squeezed out a crunchy fart ... I blushed at that time, and the teacher said, just work hard. I tried. ...

13, I went to the bank counter to withdraw money today and gave it to the teller. "Take 50," I said. "No" The teller looked at me disdainfully and said, "Shit, what attitude is this? Isn't 50 too little? Then take out all the money in my card and I won't save money with you. " I scolded. After a while, the teller took out all the money in my bank card, a ***20 yuan, and I blushed in an instant, so I could make sesame cakes.

14, you are thin, white, and sucking blood. I know what you are. Yes, what am I? Tell me. Sanitary napkins.

15. It's the end of the year and the company is busy. No, I'm as busy as a bee, but I was knocked down by the flu. So I quickly asked the leader for leave to see a doctor. The leader asked enthusiastically, "Does it matter?" I said, "It doesn't matter much." The leader added, "If you can persist, you'd better persist." I said, "I'd better go to the hospital to see a doctor." The leader said, "Go to the hospital. It is best not to hang the needle. " I said, "What if the doctor insists on hanging the needle?" The leader said, "I can check your needle when you come back."

16, I have been a school scum since I was a child. Where can it be reflected? In primary school, there was a small blackboard at the back of the classroom to write the names of students who didn't finish their homework every day. Everyone else writes in red chalk, and mine is written in red paint.

17, I heard that washing your face with light salt water has many benefits. So I also want to try. I poured some boiled water at home, put a lot of salt, and then added some cold water when my words completely melted. Unexpectedly, mom saw it. He smiled and said, "Do you want bacon?"

18, a pair of toads, the wife wants plastic surgery, and the husband agrees. Not long after his wife went out, a frog came, and her husband was in tears at that time: the plastic surgery technology is so high now that it was fucking cured in less than an hour!

19, chatting with my wife in bed, farting, making fun of her, telling her to find her, and her angry wife said she wanted revenge, and then pointed her ass at me. I just waited and waited for almost five minutes. I really can't stand it. I quickly told my wife: My wife is wrong, please give me a good time and look at me like this forever.

20. When I was in primary school, I was envious because my classmates looked at me! I can't do it myself, but my eyes just don't cooperate and I feel dizzy. However, it didn't take long for me to feel that my eyes were wrong. Because the students in the next class are right, my eyes can't come back! Turned into a cross-eyed ... cross-eyed oh ... suddenly I feel too cute to look at myself!

2 1, just after the winter vacation, when I got home, my grandmother cooked for me every day. After more than ten days, grandma looked at me more and more wrong. Finally, one day, my grandmother couldn't help asking my mother, "Who is the child who comes to my house to eat and drink every day?" Really annoying. "

22. When I was a child, those heroes who watched horseback riding on TV felt very powerful, and especially wanted to try the feeling of flying freely on horseback. One day, I saw the old sow sleeping in the pigsty, and suddenly I wanted to feel the feeling of galloping on horseback. Then I quietly ran over and sat on the pig, just as it woke up and flew immediately. Can you imagine sitting on an old sow and flying into the toilet after being dumped?

23. I bought underwear with my wife and took a fancy to a men's underwear. Ask the boss: "Is the boss pure cotton?" The boss vowed, "I won't sell it if it's not pure cotton?" I took the topic and said, "I bought it home and found it was not pure cotton. I want to return it." The boss quickly said, "It must be a little different when I buy goods." I was speechless. I told my boss that you were honest.

24. In the third year of high school, many students in the class began to go out to look for jobs. My buddy is excellent in all aspects, but I went to interview a foreign company, and the interviewer asked him what his career plan was and what his goal was. At that time, my brain was hot, and I said, "Learn from foreigners and manage foreigners", and then it was gone.

25. Zi: "Dad, what does' metaphysics' mean?" Father: "Metaphysics ... is a lie." Son: "What can I say?" Father: "That is to say, formally, you have been to school, but in fact you are playing truant." Son: "I didn't play truant, but I thought about playing truant." Father: "You call this' metaphysics' in thought!

26. I was robbed on the road today. The robber said, "Take the money, or I'll beat you." I'm used to this situation. "Think that I was also a cow force, afraid of you now? See elder brother's big move ... eldest brother, I really have no money ... "

27, the girl's heart is very strange, you want to see her appearance, she wants to give you photos, you want her mobile phone number, she wants to give you, let you guess, the closer you are to her, the farther she is from you, so I want to learn from Gao Fushuai, I am indifferent to her, so I find that I have been hacked by her …

28. Grandpa registered a QQ number on the computer. I saw many old ladies among my friends, so I asked him where he got so many friends. Grandpa said: I searched according to the conditions. I said: shh, be gentle, don't let my grandmother hear my grandfather: I'm not afraid, she's deaf. As soon as I turned around, I saw my grandmother coming with a rolling pin …

29. I just got the medical report. "Emoko, what's the matter?" "AIDS!" "No, that sister-in-law won't be infected by you, will she?" "No, we haven't done it for a long time." "Oh, that's good, that's good ..." "..."

30. Today, when I was sorting out my old things, my wife and my high school classmates found many of her love letters. I asked who wrote it, but she said it wasn't me. I never wrote it in my memory. I opened my memory. It was written by a buddy of mine. Let me pass it on. No signature. I finally know the reason why my buddy and I fell out.

Editor's note: When cooking, my husband cuts vegetables with side dishes. Suddenly I farted. It stinks. So I am embarrassed to ask my husband, "Do you smell?" My husband is also very sincere: "I just smelled it." So I asked my husband curiously, "Why should I smell my fart first?" The husband thought for a moment and said, "You farted. How unfair it would be if others smelled it first? "

There are too many helpless feelings in life.

First, if you care, you will consider it. If you don't care, you won't even think about it.

Second, how much I miss my old friends and new friends. Although I am fine, I have no heart to go through everything again, and I don't want to open my heart and make friends with others. I feel very troublesome to get along with people. Although the distance between old friends is getting farther and farther, I can chat with them. That familiarity and intimacy will make people feel nostalgic.

It's no use trying to think about what the reward is. Tomorrow's business is always tomorrow's business. Just like a friend asking how to keep running, in fact, many times I don't think about health or anything. I just want to see how far I can stick to one thing, so sticking to it becomes a habit. So don't think too much when you decide. Weighing the pros and cons is what you should do before you start. It's interesting to see how long I can hold on, but I can hold on.

Time is a wonderful thing. I forgive the unforgivable past and the past. Maybe I want to go back to the previous time occasionally, but I know that people always have to learn to look forward.

At some point in the future, you will forgive all the people who have hurt you. No matter how painful it is, when you live better, you will find that they make your happiness at the moment thicker and more precious. There is no hatred, only some vague memories and residual beauty. Each of them has become a meaning in your life, and has appeared in the right place, making your future different.

Six, people sometimes suddenly become fragile, suddenly unhappy, suddenly caught by a certain detail in memory, and suddenly fall into deep silence and don't want to talk.

Seven, some people, when you sow hard, he stood by and refused to shed a drop of sweat, but when you harvest, he shared your fruit for various reasons without shame. Don't be disgusted when reading him, because someone is willing to share the sweetness of harvest with you, no matter what kind of psychology he is, he should be welcomed. You have made a little sacrifice, but you have fulfilled a person's "desire to perform". Slowly, he will learn some self-esteem and self-love.

Eight, China survival problem solved, survival method has become a big problem, almost no one is happy, everyone is anxious, depressed, busy! Proud of immorality and boredom, eager for money and beauty, cheating and crushing each other, this degeneration is universal. All young ladies are only worth the difference. The highest ideal is to be a beautiful girl in Qinhuai and sell them honestly, but almost no one dares to redeem them. Returning to humanity and humanity is the primary task at present. Shi Shusi

Nine, the most beautiful you are not born like summer flowers, but in the long river of time, calm and calm.

One day you will understand that people can't be too kind, because people can only pick soft persimmons. If everything is too generous and tolerant, others will not appreciate you. Sometimes you have to have a little temper, and you can't be too gentle and patient with some people. Because being too kind will make us lose our value and dignity, and being too kind is also a kind of stupidity.

Eleven, life is impermanent, impermanence is bitter. In life, there are always inevitable moments of sadness and helplessness. We always try to embarrass ourselves, ask for things that don't belong to us, stay in things that are drifting away, and try to catch up. I can't open it, I can't let it go, I can't figure it out. We are unhappy, because we have lost our hearts and found no direction.

Learn to appreciate yourself and give yourself a smile every day. I like to start. Wherever we arrive, it belongs to yesterday. No matter how green the mountains are, how beautiful the water is and how soft the wind is. Too deep lingering has become a fetter, not only for feet, but also for the future.

Thirteen, when you fall, someone is always trying. When you are lazy, there are naturally people who work hard. When you feel unhappy, some people's lives are worse than yours. Therefore, in this world, there are always people who live the life you abandoned, people who live the life you expect, and people who live the same life as you now.

Fourteen, life is alive, walking in a hurry, smiling and getting friendship; Willing to be honest and get friends; Willing to face it is true; Give up your reputation and get a happy life; Give up the world of mortals and get Buddha; If you are willing to be small, you can become bigger; If you are willing to get close, you may go far.

What you love, what you think and what you care about will eventually be lost to what is good for you.

Sixteen, relax, look down, be a simple person, put aside worldly troubles, leave a place for your heart and do what you like; Be a simple person, drink water when thirsty, sleep when sleepy, laugh when happy, and cry when sad.

Seventeen, when it is time to let go, let go and tolerate others, in fact, is to leave a vast sky for yourself. Time not only allows you to see through others, but also allows you to recognize yourself. Every road, as long as you don't want to, has not come to an end. Life only needs a calm and peaceful mood, a free heart and a simple and meticulous attitude towards life.

Eighteen, the most valuable quality of men is open-minded, not haggle over every ounce, not petty, not suffering from the feelings of one place at a time, because of openness and tolerance, because of tolerance and a big pattern. For women, I think the most valuable quality is independence. No matter how rich a man is, he always has his favorite career, so he will not succumb to others in character, nor will he be pampered and become an dissatisfied woman who lives only for men.

Nineteen, real practice, so that all people can't feel it, naturally flow energy, naturally move, as long as you go, energy will be brought to that place, and naturally change. This is real practice.

Twenty, people who are used to looking for a sense of security from the affirmation and support of others must be cowardly at heart. Only those who do not seek a sense of security from the outside can face their own choices and have the courage to stick to it and complete their own path. The two most terrible things in life: first, without a goal, it is futile to find it; Second, without self, I always like to trust other people's judgments and choices. Martin

If only I couldn't love you.

First, you are like ice and snow on Kilimanjaro all year round. I didn't warm you with my soul like the afternoon sunshine, so I am like a lion cub frozen on the top of the mountain, and no one knows the way and the way back.

Second, success requires cost, and time is also a cost. Cherishing time means saving costs.

No matter where I am, please believe that in this ever-changing world, there is an unchanging heart thinking of you all the time! Thinking of you!

Fourth, don't give up pursuing your plan because your looks are not as good as each other. Appearance is only a temporary impression, and the real decision on whether to combine depends mainly on the personalities of both sides. I've seen handsome guys with ugly girls, and there are too many ugly girls with handsome guys.

Five, let's swing a heavy hammer! Every time I hit the most tender part, when youth dies, those parts will give birth to thick cocoons basking in the sun and eventually become solid stones, supporting our beautiful life that is no longer young.

Six, once the sea is difficult for water, amber forever.

Seven, if you want to harvest the fruit in the autumn, then in the early spring when the chill invades people, you should roll up your trouser legs and tirelessly open up wasteland, sow and cultivate until the day of harvest.

I don't know when I no longer miss my first girlfriend, and you deliberately avoided the handsome guy who mentioned you in front of me. Only each other is left in each other's hearts. On sleepless nights, we chatted with each other through the screen and expressed my love for you in the email sent to you. Time no longer flows, and love has tampered with the oath. We agreed to give up the past, go forward and pursue our love bravely.

Nine, bear too much load, and support a life without regrets with sincerity! Unreal truth, I have paid too much effort! No regrets, just for the persistence in my heart! Tired and happy, but unwilling to shed a tear!

10. Loving someone is when you suddenly don't know what to say when you dial the phone. So you just want to hear that familiar voice. What you really want to dial is just a string in your heart.

If only I couldn't love you.

12. Don't forget what you once had; Cherish what you have already got; Do not give up what belongs to you; What is lost is left to memory. When you are tired, put your heart on the shore; Don't regret if you choose; Only when you are bitter can you know how to be satisfied, only when you are hurt can you enjoy life, and only when you are hurt can you understand how strong you are. There is always a windy morning, there is always a gorgeous dusk, and there is always a meteor night; No matter yesterday, today and tomorrow, it is a beautiful day to be suddenly enlightened.

Thirteen, the world is full of dust, where is love? When I am alone, I always read your voice in the misty clouds, always compare my joys and sorrows in touching stories, always capture my old thoughts in the undulating melody, and always look for beauty in the words you left behind. Looking back at your stone arch bridge has stopped me in my life, but today, this feeling has not been recalled.

The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between trees, but the branches that grow from the same root, but cannot depend on each other in the wind.

Fifteen, there are obstacles ahead, try to push away, with fiery passion, the expectations in the heart, blood surging, suffering and sweat is nothing.

Sixteen, the most important thing to love a person may not be vows of eternal love and sweet words, but some trivial things in life can better reflect his affection for you, that is the password of love.

Be good to yourself, because life is not long; Be nice to the people around you, because you may not meet them in the next life!

Pets and love are two different things. Pets can have no communication, but love can't

Nineteen, the lamp of life is lit by enthusiasm, and the boat of life is moving forward because of hard work.