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What incredible things can people do when their brains are short-circuited?
Most of the incredible things that a short-circuited and fragmented brain can do as a child are laughable. I have encountered too many things that make me laugh for a long time just thinking about them, and when I laugh at others, I also encounter the situation when my own brain is short-circuited, which makes people dumbfounded and puzzled. I was surprised when I thought about it afterwards. God knows who directed everything I did after my brain was free.
I remember it was a sunny afternoon. My good friends and I went to the supermarket to buy things. At that time, we were still very young and underage. We focused on the snack section and bought a big bag. I was going to pay for the food. When I was waiting in line at the checkout counter, I didn’t know what happened. I started to wander in a daze while looking at a row of shelves.
It wasn’t until all the people in front were gone, and the cashier asked us to check out, that my friend pushed me and I came back to my senses. Then my friend followed my gaze and saw what was in front of me. That row of shelves is...contraceptive products. This is very embarrassing... The two of us ran out of the supermarket as if we were running away. I felt that I was not well...
My friend's brain was short-circuited and he took an unconventional route, so we went out to eat. During the hot pot, her brain was short-circuited. The waiter gave us the raw eggs and asked her to put them directly into the spicy pot. When the pot was cleared at the end of the meal, she scooped them out with a spoon. It was very good. Three hard boiled eggs with shells gave us a slight smile. Laugh, at that moment, my mind was full of eggs. Have you washed them clean? What did I just eat? !
That’s not all. She was even more awesome when she was frying chicken breasts at home. She mixed olive oil with light soy sauce and put it in a pan. As a result, the pan heated up and the oil fried, scaring her half to death. , she suddenly remembered that she couldn't do this...
Every time I encounter this kind of brain short-circuit, I will seriously doubt that I and others are fools.
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