Harmful words without swearing

First, if you are sick, you can cure the disease. Don't look for me. I'm not a vet.

Second, beating is kissing and scolding is love. Don't scold your mother all the time. You are falling in love with your mother.

Third, if you have a son, you don't have an asshole. Your father sells an asshole, you suck an asshole, and you love a chicken asshole.

Fourth, spread bad words about me everywhere. Don't let me know the trouble. Let me know what the trouble is. Don't deny it. Finally admit it. Don't pretend to be a cow

5. Your inner face is longer than your pelvis.

6. My deep affection for you can't be expressed in words, except "Go away".

Please think about it, do you have the strength to compete with me? I don't want to spend half a day with a disabled person.

Eight, a woman like you is really poking, almost poking my contact eye off.

I haven't heard anyone blow the cow so fresh and refined for a long time.

Ten, said the old niang man is a man with two legs, short oil, it seems that your man is a toad with three legs.

Eleven, you exude the word "cheap" from your appearance to bone marrow cells and genes!

After so many years, I finally see the difference between you and a dog! You look a little human!

Thirteen, it's a pity that you don't go to the army. You are so ugly that more than half of you will die if you put it on the battlefield.

Fourteen, you have no orthomorphism, and even your headache is local. You have two holes in your face for breathing, right? Whoever can recognize what he is is good.

15. Look at the clothes you wear every day, why don't you do some personnel work?

Sixteen, the other party scolds you: (all kinds of swearing words), you answer, are you introducing yourself?

Don't call me arrogant, I refuse to deal with animals!

18. You turned around and scared a row of teaching buildings. When you turn around, landslides and water flow backwards. You turn around and Halley's comet hits the earth. You turn around and Yao Ming is playing table tennis.

Nineteen, come on, come back soon! Your mother is waiting for you there, saying that she wants you to go back to live another life and see if you can have a smarter life.

Twenty, you walk on a country road with a dog's step. You said that your voice was kicked to pieces by others, and you sang like a fucking adu.

I don't want to judge a book by its cover. I have tried to see your soul. As a result, your soul is no more beautiful than your appearance.

Twenty-two, get on well with this and that all day, but in the end, what are you in others' eyes?

Twenty-three, you want to use the rest of me, don't you? I'm sorry, but I still have his heart

Twenty-four, men are dumped, the problem of money; Women are dumped, appearance problems; I got dumped. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Twenty-five, it is good to know what you are.

Twenty-six, no matter how much money, it is also the mentality of the nouveau riche. Spending money on luxury goods and improving one's status is also the result of wearing a big name to play the landlord mode and eating and drinking, but it is a waste of the surplus value of money and hollowing out one's body.

Twenty-seven, you are definitely your mother's own, otherwise how could your mother raise you such an asshole!

Twenty-eight, your brain is full of baba, so everything you think is as directionless as a fly.

Twenty-nine, everything is not forced, everything is forced.

If the teacher hadn't told me not to litter everywhere, I would have thrown you away.

Thank you for showing me the true face of a bitch.

Thirty-two, a bubbling cow flying in the air, the only way I can help it down is to shut you up.

33. Excuse me, can I ask you for some faces? I don't think it matters if you have three layers outside your face.

Irony without swearing

1, the villain only meets, and the cold and summer are not expected. I'm sorry to make you laugh.

Do you think everyone believes you? Just a superficial response. We all know your hypocrisy. Being crowned as a monkey is sour and jealous.

The death of one person is a tragedy, but the death of millions of people is only a statistic.

5, the gentleman speaks well. Don't say it; It also allows people, this device. It's easy for the villain to say something difficult. Although it doesn't matter, it is also said; It also makes people want to be prepared.

6, the villain has been private, quite referring to other things.

7. Smelly garbage people spit out the source of nouns.

8. Hypocrisy will never become true because of the growth of power.

9. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people. One is beautiful, the other is you.

10, there are many kinds of villains. There are good villains and bad villains, and street villains are good people. Some people deliberately do good things on the surface, that is, do bad things behind their backs, pretend that they don't know anything, but they are very happy inside. Such despicable people are bad.

1 1. True good friends are not together with endless topics, but together. You won't feel embarrassed even if you don't talk.

12, unfaithful, things will be unfilial; You must not be honest when making friends, and you must not be moral when treating subordinates. Such people are mean people!

13, how far is it forever? Get out, boy!

14, I don't remember my own worries, and I usually report it on the spot.

15, how can I put it, as long as your meanness doesn't affect us.

16, there is a kind of people who like to shoot themselves in the foot.

17. Although you are wearing cologne, I can still vaguely smell a scum.

18, the world is like this, it's all hypocritical. If it is not hypocrisy, how can it be called the world?

19. Don't say wish me happiness after you leave. Who are you to wish me happiness?

20. You are really a tree. How simple is it?

2 1, false sincerity is more terrible than the devil.

22. I am not a fortune teller in the square. I can't say so much as you like.

23. There is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.

24, the gentleman does not go to the villain, and the villain returns like grass.

25. I really want to put you in a cage and swim the streets, and try delicious Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs.

26. You need to go back to the furnace and rebuild it.

You are a mean person, you have to admit it. You look like a frog with congenital Mongolian disease. Don't think you are a swan. Walking with a big ass, do you think you really have a baby?

28. If others can't see your hypocrisy, you are not hypocritical?

29. A false heart will not have strong legs.

30. Without you, how can we set off the beauty of the world?

3 1, you think you are the sun, others have to revolve around you. You know, there is only one earth in the universe, which may make your arrogance explode.

How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.

33. I have met Xifeng, and I am very calm. It's just you that make me hate coming to earth.

34. Only women and heroes are sad, and only wives and jobs are hard to find.

35, the villain has no knots, abandoning the roots and chasing the tail. I like thinking about it, and I think about it in anger.

Time is the best teacher, but it's a pity that he finally killed all the students.

37. Don't drag in front of me like 2.58 million, just pose and pretend!

38. A gentleman's adult beauty is not an adult's evil. The villain is the opposite.

39. What apology? False comfort! Stay away from me. !

40. It is difficult to draw a tiger's skin, but it is difficult to draw a tiger's bone.

4 1, you say I'm crazy, I'll come120; You called me sentimental, which alarmed 1 10. It rains when you cry121; Call me when you are angry 1 19.

42. After all, this is not a society that bitches love. You'd better restrain yourself.

43. A gentleman is not as good as Zhou, and a villain is not as good as Zhou.

44, the top of the head is as white as silver, and there is no half in the scale. Eyes on the ass, only clothes and no one!

45. Hypocrisy likes to hide in the noblest thoughts. It never tries to get rid of thinking, because thinking can make it gain a noble reputation without blowing away the dust.

46. Q: Who is the most pitiful person in the world? A: Artillery company cookhouse squad soldiers! Q: Why? A: Take the blame for wearing a green hat and watch others have sex.

47, the villain is shameless, paying attention to profit and neglecting death. Don't be afraid of others and don't care about things.

48. If you have ever learned sincerity, I think people around you will stop spitting after you turn around.

49. Pack and pack, and then pack. Are you tired?

50. The furthest distance in the world is not the ends of the earth, because I was born in my motherland, but I don't know what is happening in my motherland.

5 1, your growth slows down the network speed, and your growth consumes too much memory.

52. Avenue on Earth. Why don't you go?

53, the top of the head is as white as silver, and there is no half in the scale. Eyes on the ass, only clothes and no one!

54. Gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.

Many things in this world, people are saved not because of loyalty, but because of lack of loyalty.

56. The villain was trapped for an instant and went to blood shed in the afterlife. The world is solid, why should I follow you?

57. You chased me naked for two kilometers, and I turned around and became a gangster!

58. Which school did you graduate from? Your annoying degree has been completed as a postdoctoral fellow! !

Sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.

60. You watch the cock die and the dog turn over.

6 1, flowers often do not belong to people who appreciate flowers, but to cow dung.

62. People say that I married you because flowers were inserted in cow dung. In fact, I never thought you were cow dung, but dog shit.

63. Don't cry at my grave, it stains my path of reincarnation.

64. The people who are willing to stay and argue with you are the ones who really love you!

65. You are really a tree. How simple is it?

66. I didn't expect a person to be so naive, stupid and naive!

67. You are patriotic, dedicated and have a lot of backbone. You never speak ill of others behind their backs, nor do you frame them. You are the least dirty person in the world. You have a high moral character and never hit anyone. You are honest, kind and beautiful. Forgive what I just said against my will.

Don't tell others that you know me, that's an insult!

69. He looks innocent and sorry for the people and the party.

70. Don't cheat in the exam, fart your mother. Don't panic when you cheat, but play dumb when you get caught.

7 1. The casting mirror must be bronze, which is easy to grind and polish. It's hard for a villain to tolerate being friends with a villain in the distance. Cast a mirror, learn from it and make friends with it. Not every copper can illuminate. Many little people are right and wrong.

72. You rely on the mountain to fall, rely on water to dry, watch the cock die, and watch the dog turn over.

73. When you go out, there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of roads.

74. Nowadays, young people really don't know the so-called. He even smeared cow dung on his face.

75. If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit in the future!

76. I want to be one of your teeth most, because at least you will hurt without me.

77. What apology? False comfort! Stay away from me.

78. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside.

79. Aphids eat grass, rust eats iron and hypocrisy eats the soul.

Please don't insult my IQ with your poor acting skills!

8 1, your appearance is refreshing.

Please respect yourself.

83. The oversized and shameless horn is a disgrace to Eskimos.

84. You broke the rules!

Harmful words do not contain dirty words.

1, after hearing what you said, a sense of superiority in IQ arises spontaneously!

I am not interested in a loser like you. The greater my expectations, the greater my disappointment. I thought you could hold on twice, but I didn't expect you to be a loser.

Wearing this dress, animals will become people. You will become an animal as soon as you put it on.

4, can't sleep, let's talk about some heavy topics, such as your weight, oh! This is too heavy, not good. Say something superficial, such as your IQ! By the way, it's a good thing that you gained weight before the price of meat went up, so there is a lot of room for appreciation! good night

I want to bite you, but unfortunately I am a Muslim.

6. Put Laozi in the right position, don't fart, and don't take yourself too seriously.

7. Who knows that you can only scream twice in your mouth, and then there will be no sound like a grass dog hibernating in the stove in front of people in winter.

8. You paraplegic thing, give you a little face. You don't even know what you are?

9. What is youth? Who hasn't been young? Are you old? Really.

10, you exude the word "bitch" from your appearance to bone marrow cells and genes!

1 1, boring! Not enough people died in China, the judge didn't call the roll, and there was no funeral, so you are happy to steal time here to be a bitch. Isn't that true?

12, I don't understand. How dare you take out a penis smaller than your little finger and make a fool of yourself?

13, after I saw you, I realized what your father meant when he scolded you all day for having an X fever rather than having you. Look at X-burn, and then look at your comparison. It better be that there really is X-burn!

14. Some people always think that they are between cow A and cow C, but they don't know that they are between stupid A and stupid C. ..

15, once you go out, there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of roads.

16, twelve months a year, you like February; The competition is vigorous and promising, although it only won the runner-up; Even in the lottery, you always win the second prize. I really don't understand. Why do you always like "two"?

17, boy, you are crazy, and your breath is bigger than beriberi.

18, I saw it was raining outside. I don't know how to wash it? Wash not only your ugly face, but also your dirty heart.

19, I never lied to you, because I never lied to anyone.

20, you don't look in the mirror, look at yourself and cross-eyed? It's really your dad. How did your mother make you like this? Don't come out to scare people if you are ugly, okay? If you have a bad heart, you will be scared to death.

2 1, you are a mighty Lord. Did I give you face?

22. Why do you have to put gold on your face? Did I give you face?

I don't know why you always don't think with that thing around your neck. What can you do besides setting off how beautiful the world is?

24, how far is the thought, how far you roll; You can roll as fast as the speed of light

25. For you, I really can't think of any language to communicate with different human beings! Don't talk to me because I don't understand. In others' eyes, it is foolish for me to quarrel with a pig.

26. A puppy whispered to a mouse, Do you like me? The mouse said affectionately, I really like you. You can read text messages and pretend to be human.

27. The world is big, but it is bigger than the brain you lack.

28. You said you were just fooling around all day, or you were just fooling around with something. You said you would do something else.

Anyone with a little IQ can see how disgusting your old face is.

30. It seems that everyone is a wonder in the swearing world ... I also said: You invited me to play blackjack, and I agreed, but I can't play 13! ! !

3 1, women like bad men, not bad men.

32. Look at a flower from a distance and a pile of cow dung. What do you pursue besides making excrement?

33. Always young, always act young, never ungrateful, always in tears.

34. Don't think you can bite just because you are a dog.

I really want to put my size 37 shoes on your size 42 face at once.

As far as your appearance is concerned, I'm not bragging. No one in the world can match you, really!

37. You are really a scum among scum, a perverted animal and a bitch among transvestites.

38. When I saw your expression, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you.

39. You are afraid of wasting bullets when shooting, and you are afraid of dirty bricks when shooting with bricks. Going out of the house is harmful to the city appearance, and going abroad is harmful to the country.

40. You are a cucumber, so you need to make a move. Your daughter-in-law is a screw, so she needs to be screwed

4 1, the tragedy of life is that when you want to do anything, there is only one knife.

42. He graduated from Aoyama University, Aoyama University. Think about it. People who graduate from college can't be ordinary brain-damaged, but brain-damaged to the point of hopeless!

43. Although you often brush your teeth, your mouth still smells of dung. Although I often take a bath, I still smell like scum.

44. You finally understand this 24k golden dog eye! I just found out now! Alas, your IQ is the tofu residue in your head, right?

45. Brother, can you lower the resolution of your face a little?

46, boy, what's the matter today? Did you take the wrong medicine when you went out? Or did you forget to take your medicine?

47. Please forgive me for trampling and insulting your friend who has suffered from mental trauma, excessive brain stimulation and extreme paranoia.

Thank you for showing me the true face of a bitch.

49. Can you stop talking? You exposed your IQ as soon as you opened your mouth. Don't think I'm talking to you just because you don't eat shit, you born idiot.

Talking about hurting people without swearing.

When the sky is still blue and the clouds are still clear, you shouldn't cry, because my departure doesn't take away your world.

Second, get out of here, and keep rolling. ...

Third, I won't hit you, you don't know that I am both civil and military.

Fourth, the real hidden disease is smallness, while the great hidden disease is hypocrisy.

Sister Wen, you stand a little to the side, blocking my cell phone signal.

After all, this is not a society that bitches love. You'd better restrain yourself.

No matter how good, he is also a fat man! Eat every day to become a pig!

Eight, you must eat properly, and you will have the strength to lose weight.

Nine, come back quickly, I can't fool you alone!

With Tenuto's journey to the West, we were told that monsters with backgrounds were all taken away, and those without backgrounds were all killed by a stick.

There are two tragedies in life: one is not getting what you want, and the other is getting what you don't want.

A tailor who doesn't want to be a cook is not a good driver.

Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell that scum.

Fourteen, there are cockroaches * * * super individuals, semi-plants with rotten vitality.

Fifteen, life is easy. Live, relax. Life is not easy.

Sixteen, there is a grave in my heart, and the widow is buried.

17. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside.

18. Ask a colleague: "Did you buy PetroChina?" Colleagues said, "Bah! You just bought PetroChina. Your whole family bought PetroChina and Sinopec! "

Nineteen, the evaluation of professional titles will eventually lead to corruption and failure in the two industries. One is the education industry and the other is the publishing industry.

Twenty, I've never seen you say no like this, and you still confess like this.

2 1. Brother, can you lower the resolution on your face a little? -Ironic sentences

At the age of twenty-two, he may be a bird man.

People I like don't like me, and people I don't like don't like me even more.

Twenty-four, you are not a VIp, not even an Ip, you are just a P.

Twenty-five, I accidentally want to grow old with you.

26, hypocrisy can't create anything, because hypocrisy itself is nothing. .

Twenty-seven, where there are plenty of fragrant grass in the end of the world, why unrequited love for a flower.

Twenty-eight, you haven't fully evolved. It's really hard for you to be like a person.