Man's domineering copywriting

1. The reason why my skin is black is that I don't want to live your life.

Don't pay too much attention to what some people say, because they have mouths, but not necessarily brains.

3. Are mobile phones so smart now? Pigs can arch.

Please don't talk to me, I feel mosquitoes flying.

A big belly is not terrible. The terrible thing is that there is no real material in it.

6. I am an understanding person, so I usually don't make people embarrassed when I speak. If I make you uncomfortable, don't think I did it on purpose.

7. I find that you are half like Shakespeare. Where is it? Sabie.

8. People lose weight, waist and buttocks, why do they have to start with brain cells?

9. You are crazy, because people think dogs are friends of human beings.

10. You are not incompetent. You have reached the peak in causing trouble to others.

1 1. How about learning from carpenters? I think you are good at making sticks.

12. It cleared up and the rain stopped. Do you think you can do it again?

13. It was originally two hearts. After knowing you, there is only one heart left, because it is disgusting.

14. It's a pity that you shouldn't be a chef. What an asshole!

15. What kind of person are you? Why so fierce?

16. Dust to dust, dirt to dirt, wave goodbye to 250.

17. As the old saying goes, losing is a blessing. I wish you happiness as the East China Sea.

18. Why didn't the country use your face to study bulletproof vests?

19. Use other people's coffee time at work, because you can't afford coffee anyway.

Please don't talk to me, I'm really a neat freak.

2 1. The way you stare at me is very similar to the way my dog begs.

22. I always see some girls showing off how many spare tires they have. In fact, I am embarrassed to say that the more broken the car is, the more it needs a spare tire.

23. I have intensive phobia and can't get in touch with people who have more thoughts.

24. Every time I see you, I have a special feeling, just like when I have a nightmare.

If you are sick, you should receive treatment, but don't call me. I'm not a vet.

26. In adult communication etiquette, no honest commitment means refusal. I can save you face and hope you grow up.

27. I have never seen a person with thicker skin than the city wall. I am eight feet away from you, and my face is playing with me.

28. You are too good at arguing. Come with me to work at the construction site.

29. Sorry, I was blind before, so I took a fancy to you.

30. I'm not good-looking, but I'm not as freewheeling as you.

3 1. I'm not looking down on you, but I'm too lazy to look at you at all.

32. Let's eat fish sometime. You are definitely a picky expert.

I don't want to know that you are ill. Don't be so obvious, okay?

34. I think people should keep a proper sense of distance, especially you. It is suggested that yin and yang be used to separate us from normal people.

35. Some people feel immature. In fact, you have matured, but that's when you mature.

36. After all, this is not a healthy and loving society, so you'd better restrain yourself.

I don't want to judge a book by its cover. I tried to see your soul. As a result, your soul is no more beautiful than your appearance.

I really envy your skin. It's well maintained.

39. You must be able to knit a sweater. I think you can knit very well.

40. Excuse me, can I ask you for some faces? I don't think it matters if you have three layers outside your face.

4 1. I don't swear, because I have strong hands-on ability.