A word from a circle of friends is very funny. Can you stick to the first few sentences without laughing?

1. The money in the pocket is the most affectionate and ungrateful, and the fat on the body is the most persistent.

We used to be husband and wife, but now we are mobile phones. A mobile phone in hand, enduring. The mobile phone is not in hand, and there is no soul.

If you gain three kilograms during the festival, take a closer look at the three kilograms. Try hard to lose weight for half a year, and you will succeed in the New Year.

There are thousands of wardrobe clothes in Qian Qian, and only the new ones are the best.

In fact, when I was a child, I was thin and not fat at all, but later, the phrase "no leftovers" ruined my life.

6. Most people can't learn, can't play well, can't sleep well, are all wrong and eat too much.

7. A woman's life-when she was a child, she was naughty, grew up in Taobao, worked in gold, married rice, and was eliminated when she was old. Women, act quickly while you are still young.

8. If you feel sick, don't check on Baidu. Make a will after every inspection.

9. No job, no love, no makeup, no singing, no looks, no body and no financial strength. I have been thinking about a question: what has supported me to live for so many years?

10. At home, I kept surfing the Internet when I had a fever, and sneezing at school thought it was terminal cancer.