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Humorous talk about waiting for the bus for too long in 2022 (79 selected sentences)
2. You are good-looking and pretentious.
3, you really don't look down on fat people, thin down to death.
4, sweet has three points, five points, only when I miss you, sweet is just right.
5, don't think that the sun is always after the storm, there may be a big monster behind.
6, don't make excuses for yourself, don't blame constipation on gravity.
7. I only need three steps to do the math problem now: look at the problem, write the solution, and start crying.
8, the old month! Can you tie my marriage without the red rope from the cottage? Every now and then!
9. When you see someone you like on the road, you will immediately start the loading mode.
10, I haven't understood mathematics since I picked up the pen that fell to the ground in the first grade.
1 1, everyone looked for her for thousands of times, and when I looked back, that person still ignored me.
12, the invisible things are terrible, but isn't the human heart more terrible?
13, I like you as much as I like the sea. I can't jump into the sea, but I can go to Shanghai.
14, I won the ambition of the world in those days, and now I retire only for him.
15. The little match girl polished the last match, but she still didn't light the cigarette in her mouth.
16, I forgot to scold you at ordinary times, and I didn't know that I was both civil and military until I hit you.
17, Tanabata, do you have any good boyfriends to recommend?
18, if you make others unhappy, you must find reasons from yourself to ensure that you can make them unhappy next time.
19, sleep when you are tired and laugh when you wake up.
20. Love is like two people pulling a rubber band, and the injured one will always be the one who won't let go.
2 1, no one can knock me down unless I get down first!
22. What's the big deal about being beautiful? People always tell me that.
I don't think so when someone says I'm ugly. When more and more people say that I am ugly, I realize that there are more and more liars now.
24. Although I was dumbfounded by Xueba's achievements, the speed at which I handed in my thesis absolutely stunned Xueba.
25, now I, you love to ignore. Remember. In the future, you can't afford me.
Since you can't give me the future, how can you have the courage to say forever?
27. The ending, which is different from what you think, is called life, and what you think is called fairy tale.
28. You always say that I am lazy. Yes, I am too lazy to give up if I like you.
My emotions can be roughly divided into four categories: eating too much, sleeping too much, thinking too much and spending too much.
If it rains, let it kill me!
3 1, I want to fall in love recently, but there is nothing good, no, no, I want to give up this idea.
32. The long road of life has been lost.
33. If someone asks you who your date is, you can say it's me.
34. The electric fan is really man's best friend. As soon as I asked him if I was ugly, he shook me solemnly all night.
Your future depends on your dreams now, so get some sleep.
36. I want to give you happiness, and no one can stop it!
Do you think my heart is stainless steel waterproof?
38. When I broke up with my ex, I was fine during the day, but I couldn't restrain my inner emotions at night, and I secretly laughed alone under the quilt.
39. Play mobile phone late at night. In addition to being sentimental, I was beaten in the face by my mobile phone.
40, I hope it's suitable, and I like to bump into it.
It's humorous to wait for the bus for too long.
1, I have long wanted to eat barbecue hot pot, but I won't go if I sayno. I have made great efforts to plan the tourist route and delete it if I say so, but all these girls have one characteristic: no money.
There are two kinds of looks, one is good-looking and the other is ugly. You belong in the middle, so ugly.
3, I want to improve my life, I don't eat dried noodles, I want to eat instant noodles.
4. What if the object message returns slowly? I'll be back soon.
You are the first song in my heart, which always makes me thrilling.
At present, the only thing that can be put down is chopsticks, and the only thing that can't be put down is the bed.
7. Don't plant strawberries on your face. What grows is not fruit, but traces.
8. The sky is gray and wild. You eat grass and I eat sugar.
9. Today, my father asked me why I don't have a boyfriend. I said I had never seen anyone like you. My dad said: forget it, you can't compete with mom at all.
10, I didn't miss it, only when it was wrong.
1 1, to see the sun, although it is brilliant, but unfortunately I can't see it, because I like to sleep late.
12, if I hadn't met a hairdresser who acted on my own, I would have found the other half.
13, once simple things have become so complicated. Like long hair.
14, men like beautiful faces and women like romantic love words, so women wear makeup and men lie to appreciate each other.
15, before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.
16, the most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people hit on him every day.
17. Mothballs are the worst hard candy I have ever eaten. How can anyone buy such a strange smell?
18, I like you.
19, not too good, you can refuse what you don't want to do, don't force you to do what you can't do, and pretend not to hear if you don't like it.
You are irreplaceable, and no one is as ugly as you.
2 1, the sorrow of every nearsighted person: the world is a plane without glasses. Hermaphrodite rice, regardless of people and animals.
The biggest lie every day is: go to bed early today and get up early tomorrow.
23. Regret never seeing me, regret never seeing me.
24. Be a lovely little fairy and make the whole world lovely.
25. I think I have lost my memory. I forgot the fact that I had no money as soon as I entered the mall.
26. I can stay up with you and advise you to go to bed early, but the best state is that we sleep together.
27. Why do people in China choose a good day to get married? Because there is no good life after marriage!
28. I want to get up early, but my bed doesn't agree.
29. Every day, I am in a state of full heart, lack of sleep, lack of IQ, and lack of balance.
30. The world is big, but the place I want to go most is your heart.
3 1. Don't drink water if you lose money, or you will get dirty.
32. Forgive me for dressing up, holding a fountain pen, frowning and writing hard, just to get to the bottom of Xueba.
If you fail 99 times, try to make up for it.
34. It's really boring. Buy a globe. The world is so big that you can not only have a look, but also look around.
35, you saw it right, how to say it. The pixels are relatively low.
36. People have 3,000 troubles, and I only have 1,500.
37. Some people are like this. They are maggots and think the whole world is a cesspit.
38. For people like you, I have nothing to talk to you about except love!
I don't hate you, but if you are on fire and there happens to be a bottle of water next to me, I will drink it in front of you.
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