Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - 150 excerpts from more advanced unconventional sentences in tacky love stories.

150 excerpts from more advanced unconventional sentences in tacky love stories.

A more advanced sentence (Chapter 1) 1. I lied when I said I didn't love you. I lied when I said I didn't care; I told myself that I would never have feelings for you again, which is also a lie.

Once you climb to the top of the mountain, you will see a hug.

If you can swim, you can swim in my love river.

I like you very much, just like your mother hit you, which is unreasonable.

5. Do you know how to eat the best steak? Let me feed you.

6. The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you until we are too old to go anywhere, and you still regard me as a treasure in your hand.

7. "I think you should knock on all the doors." "Why?" "Because you knock well."

8. "When you barbecue, what do you bake first?" Barbecue first. I will consider you first. "

9. "I used to like wandering too much." What about now? "I just want to make the final decision for you."

10. "I want to change my avatar". What kind? "You are like this."

1 1. "I learned to walk twice in my life." Which time? "Once when I was a child, once when I came to see you that day."

12. I doubt that your essence is a book. Otherwise, the more you watch it, the more you want to sleep.

13. Don't do whatever you want just because I love you.

14. Who are you? You are my sweetheart.

15. Do you know why I am so tall? Why? Because I can hear my heartbeat when I post it.

16. Watch your mouth, because I will kiss you at any time.

17. Do you know? You've been acting strange and beautiful recently.

18. "Do you know the three warmest words in the world?" Which three? I love you from your mouth.

19. I am in good health. I can carry rice bags and gasoline, but I can't help thinking about you.

20. "It's annoying not to thunder". What's so annoying about "I can't find a reason to drill into your arms"

2 1. You are the dial and I am the pointer. I can't escape from you in my life.

22. Tired of being a lovely girl, I kind of want to be your wife.

23. "I suspect you are a carbonated drink." "Why?" "Because as soon as I saw you, I was bubbling happily."

Kiss the wind around you more, maybe one day it will blow in my face.

25. "Who are you?" "Tiger." "No, you belong to me."

Are we friends now? "Yes" and "Not after, because you are my girlfriend";

27. I was going to wander the rivers and lakes, but I thought I could stop for a while when I met you.

28. If I play hide-and-seek with you, I will definitely lose. Because I can't hide my love for you.

29. Let's gradually become each other's Mr. Right and walk hand in hand through our spring, summer, autumn and winter.

30. I went to jiaozi, and I love you dearly.

3 1. If your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time, can I be your girlfriend?

32. "Why did you hurt me?" "Harm you what?" "I like you so much!"

33. Meeting the person you like is like a catastrophe for the rest of your life, crossing the ocean and finally seeing the land.

34. I'm going to pick up garbage, and you are dry and rotten.

35. Do you know what an accident is? I never thought I would meet you, but I did. I never thought I would love you, but I love you.

You know, I'm afraid to move now because I'm afraid I'll fall into the swamp of loving you.

37. You seem to be a relative of my family. What? My father's son-in-law

38. In your life, there will at least one time that you forget yourself for someone, asking for no result, no company, no ownership or even love. I just want to meet you in my most beautiful years.

There are chestnuts in winter and mangoes in summer. Do you know what four seasons are? Do you?

40. I have super powers and I like you very much. (to tease my boyfriend)

4 1. Why did you hurt me? What did it do to you? I like you.

42. I want to buy a piece of land or something from you and buy your unwavering heart.

43. "Do you have a lighter?" "No" "Then how did you light my heart?"

44. Meeting you is like carrot rain in the rabbit world.

45. "Do you know who I can't live without?" I don't know. "Of course I can't live without you."

46. "Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me?" What? "The Tang Priest wants to learn from the scriptures, and I want to marry you."

47. I like you for only one reason, and you are that reason.

48. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

49. Do you know what season I like? No, I like the season with you.

50. If I want to, my new love is you and my old love is you. Spring breeze is you, summer night is you. When you wake up after drinking tea, you are drunk. If I don't want to, even if there are beautiful scenery, you are a talented person and a beautiful woman, I just won't listen.

5 1. If the person who accompanied me to the end is you, then the suffering, pain and despair I experienced before are no longer important. You don't have to be the sunshine in my life, but you must be my destination.

52. "Do you know what day it was yesterday?" "What day?" "That was the day when I loved you."

53. I want to put you in the morning sunshine, and I can see you when I open my eyes. I want to put you in the moonlight at night, and I can dream of you when I close my eyes.

54. I am nine years old and you are three years old, except you.

55. "Do you know when food tastes best?" "Eat while it's hot?" "You feed me."

56. Do you smell anything? No. Why was the air so sweet when you came out?

57. "I haven't eaten sugar since I fell in love with you." "Why?" "Because you are too sweet."

Senior country love story (4) 58. Aren't you tired? You have run in my world several times.

59. "What time is it?" "It's 9 o'clock." "No, it is the starting point of my happiness."

60. Can you help me wash my things later? ""Sure, what? " "Like me.

6 1. "I always feel that one head is not enough." What happened? "It's not enough to fry chicken every day and miss you ~"

62. Are you so curtilage? No. Yes, you have never moved in my heart.

63. I went for an infusion today. I missed your night.

64. Do you know the English words for wall, eyes and knees? Walls, eyes, knees. Me too. I love you.

65. Would you like to try my new strawberry lipstick?

66. The sea has no end, it's me.

67. I must have been a carbonated drink in my last life, so I will bubble at the sight of you in my life.

68. "Do you know? We are both too much. " "How?" "You are so beautiful, I am so fascinated."

69. "Do you know why I am taller than you?" I don't know, "the sky is falling, I'll carry it for you."

70. I dreamed of you last night. I don't know whether you miss me or I miss you.

7 1. "What's your material?" Pure cotton "no, I think it's girlfriend's material."

72. "When will you pay the rent?" "Why do you have to pay the rent?" "Because you have lived in my heart for a long time."

73. What did I take? What about your life?

74. I think I am a playboy. I like the way you look every day.

75. I like you, serious and timid, and I will be loyal to you.

76. I like this snack! ! There is one in the school canteen, and I'll call it purple potato for you.

If time goes back, I still hope to catch the warmth of your palm.

78. I just want to do four things with you every day-three meals a day.

79. I want to ask a way, the way to your heart.

80. "Shall we go for a drink?" "What wine to drink" and "Our wedding"

8 1. Since I like you, my pH is always less than 7.

82. Would you like to try the new strawberry lipstick?

83. "Do you like to eat as a meal?" "I really won't, but if you like, it can make rice delicious."

84. "Are you good at holding dolls?" "No" "Then how did you catch my heart?"

85. You know what I like to drink? Take good care of you.

86. Are you nearsighted? Then why can't you see that I like you?

87. "I hope you can get out of my heart" Why "hit the wall and roll into my bed"

88. Why hasn't my order come yet? What is this? Our future.

89. "Why do you want to hurt me"? What happened? ""I like you so much. "

90. "What do you want for lunch?" I don't know. "I know, you should call it a boyfriend."

9 1. I went to buy shoes today. What shoes did you buy? You struck a chord with me.

92. When you were with me, I never envied anyone.

93. I'm going to find Duan and you.

94. If love is a desperate effort, then obviously, the other person will not care too much about your feelings. Because a person who cares about you doesn't want you to get any harm. Therefore, the more you sacrifice for love, the less the other person loves you. Of course, blindly loving others is very tiring. And the feeling of being truly loved is actually being loved.

95. I forgot many things, only you have always been my exclusive memory.

I want to be your star friend, your top chat, your special attention, your super love, your special attention, your good heart, your Bai Yueguang, which is particularly important to you.

97. "I just watched a movie with the same name as the person I like", "What movie" and "Your name"

98. You must come when I get married. Why? Because it would be awkward without a bride.

99. "Do you know the difference between you and a monkey?" Monkeys have tails and I don't? "No, monkeys live in caves, and you live in my heart."

100. I can see you and sunshine every morning when I wake up. This is the future I want.

10 1. How much I like you, maybe I can't describe it myself, just like you are the moon, I am the star, and all the stars in the sky are just for you.

102. I found a treasure today. What treasure have I dug up? I want to see you, you stinking treasure.

103. "I wanted to be a scientist when I was a child, but now it's different." What's going on now? "I want to have a family with you now."

104. I think I am a playboy. I like every look of you.

105. From now on, I can only call you you because you are in my heart.

106. I like you, like your mother hitting you, unreasonable.

107. There are 100 sweet ways, such as eating sugar and cake, and thinking of you 98 times a day.

108. "Do you think I have changed compared with yesterday?" Hmm? It's nothing. "I love you more today than yesterday."

109. "amusement park, you can ride on it." "What is the rotation of music?" "Trojan Horse" and "A Mu"

1 10. What lessons have I taken and I miss you all the time?

1 1 1. Do you know which god I like best? Your eyes ~

1 12. I am less and less like myself now. So what do you look like? Like your husband.

1 13. I want to say something beautiful to coax you, but the only person who wants to go is you.

1 14. This is watermelon and that is cantaloupe. You are my little fool.

A higher-level sentence (Chapter 7) 1 15. People always change, from liking you at first to liking you more later.

1 16. Can you teach me how to cook jiaozi? I'm a little silly. Everything I do is easy to reveal, and so is liking you.

1 17. "The sun appears every day on average 12 hours. Do you know why it is so long? " I don't know, "because I want us to have long-term love."

1 18. "Sorry." "You should never say sorry to me, never."

1 19. Do you know how to eat this dish? Is it hot? Let me feed you.

120. "Can you read palms?" "A little, you need me in your life."

12 1. There is a sweet way to eat sugar and cake and miss you every day.

122. "I love you. I love you. "

123. I don't care about the distance. I love mountains and rivers, and mountains and seas can be flat.

124. "Before I met you, I had many requirements for the future, but after I met you. . . "What happened? "After meeting you, I just need to ask you."

125. "Have you gained weight recently?" "No" "Then why do you weigh more and more in my heart?"

126. The spring breeze is ten miles away, so let's be together.

127. "I want to send a courier near your home" Why? "Because I want to say to you: Hello, your baby has arrived, please marry it."

128. Are you a carbonated drink? Why do I bubble with joy as soon as I see you?

129. I want to beat you up and hug you. I want to ask you why you haven't come to me yet. I am so sad that I am about to sprout.

130. "Where are you from?" "Hangzhou?" "No, you are my sweetheart."

13 1. "You are Mihua" Why? "Because I want to hold the fragrance of rice flowers."

132. "I think our friendship can only last until today." Why? "Let's talk about love next."

133. "I can't seem to find my way." "Where are you going?" "How can I touch your heart?"

A higher-level sentence (Chapter 8) 134. "The tiger is not arrogant, so you have to do this to me"? "You are my girlfriend."

135. "I only miss you when I do one thing." What is this? "Breathe"

136. "Do you know the difference between you and a mouse?" "What's the difference?" "It lives in a cave, and you live in my heart."

137. "Do you want to go to heaven?" How come? "I spoil you to heaven."

138. Do you know why I always lose? Because I lost to your tenderness.

139. breezy, I like you very much.

140. It's raining outside. What is rain? Can't stand it, keep silent.

14 1. My love for you is like a tractor going up a hill, vigorous and vigorous.

142. I like that you copied it for two minutes, but you still can't withdraw it.

143. I can't tell you how much I like you, but I know in my heart that I would rather quarrel with you than love others.

144. I went to eat noodles today. What noodles did I eat? I suddenly want to see you.

145. I want to buy something. I will marry you in the future.

146. Change your life with my three fireworks.

147. My name is Li, and I want to walk into your heart.

148. Your life is my pig, and death is my streaky belly.

149. I went to buy a uniform. What uniform do you want to subdue?

150. It's very cold. Tell me what happened in my bed.