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What's the best excuse to call in sick?

As follows:

1, Dear Leader:

Because I have xx disease, the doctor told me to rest on time, so I can't work the night shift for a year. Please give me your approval. Attach a letter of recommendation from the doctor.

Applicant:

Xx,xx,XX,XX

2. Director xx:

Hello!

I have always maintained a high degree of enthusiasm for our xxxx factory, but I am a person who is not afraid of cold and heat. The weather now makes me feel like a year, and my body is itchy with red spots. I scratched until dawn all night and didn't go to work in the morning, which had a serious negative impact on me personally in the factory. This is very harmful to my personal health and psychology.

So I want to take two months off to go home and rest. I hope you can understand and agree. thank you

Applicant:

Xx,xx,XX,XX

3. Leaders:

I am xxx, gender: X, born in xx month of xxxx, joined the work for xx years, and now I am xx years old, and I am an employee of xxxxxx.

XX month XX day, due to physical discomfort to xxx hospital for examination, diagnosed as xxX, xxxxX, XXXXX and other diseases.

I have been on the job for xx years, always sticking to my post and working in a high-pressure environment for a long time. Many diseases are accompanied by physical discomfort, which has long plagued my daily life and work. Recently, my physical discomfort has become more and more serious, and I feel unable to undertake my current job responsibilities. I am now applying for sick leave and going to the hospital to cooperate with the doctor according to the doctor's advice. I urge the leaders concerned to approve it.

Applicant:

Xx,xx,XX,XX

4. Dear school leaders:

Hello! I need to ask for leave on _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _. Vacation (time) is from _ _ _ _ _ to _ _ _ _ _. The effective contact information during the leave period is _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _. Please approve, thank you!

I am here to convey

Salute!

applicant

Xx,xx,XX,XX

5. Dear Teacher xx (or others):

I'm xx from Class Two, majoring in xx, College of Political Science and Law. I need to ask for leave (how long) because of xx. I will be responsible for all the safety during my vacation. I hope everyone will recognize it!

I am here to convey

welcome

Leave:

Xx year xx month xx day