Narcissistic sentences

1. I'm pure fiction. If I read it online, I will be cursed!

2. I am handsome, with thin eyes and well-proportioned figure, like a star. I passed the international iso900 1 Handsome guy system certification for the first time, and there are hints; Signboard beauty deserves attention.

Relax, I'm not a good person.

4. Don't challenge my sister's skill with the speed of throwing video!

5. Don't press the video when coming up. You think your TV, if you press it, people will go out.

6. Don't think I'm out of reach just because I'm handsome. In fact, I am a sea of rivers.

7. Don't be infatuated with my brother. My brother is just a legend. I planted girlfriends in spring and harvested a bunch of men in autumn.

8. From now on, I hope I can become ugly slowly, or I will be teased by a sex maniac. I'm scared.

9. When we are Laozi, will we become empty cicada shells, hanging on the branches of the years, facing the dusk with our mouths open, but forgetting to sing?

10. I don't want to say that I am handsome, because I don't want to say the same thing as people all over the world!

1 1. You can have a crush on me because I don't have a sister-in-law.

12. Lao Tzu said, hit it with a brick and hit it on the head, whether you die or not. Forget it. ￣

13. My mother was so upset by her entanglement that she pulled the quilt away. As soon as the old lady saw me, she followed me like crazy. She burst into tears, fell to the ground, shook her head and screamed: I was born 50 years earlier! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Lightning mom ......

14. My mother hurried out, trotted all the way, and accidentally met an old lady in the obstetrics and gynecology department next door. The old lady grabbed her mother and said kindly, son, what's the hurry? What is the hard part? Don't hit the child. ......

15. Brain cells began to rebel and get out of control.

Your appearance is really pleasing. . . The decline has dragged down the internet speed. .

17. Everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm handsome and low-key!

18. Shakespeare once said: Mona Lisa, will you stop laughing? No, I feel sick when I see you.

19. Am I so radiant that you can talk nonsense?

20. I heard that getting married is super cheap now. The civil affairs bureau will pay 9 yuan to solve it. Let me treat you.

2 1. The child's words are unscrupulous, blurted out without thinking, and outlined a flawed but affectionate ID.

22. When I was fifteen, I didn't dare to go to school. I dare not go to kindergarten for half a day. The children in kindergarten are crazy, and my face is swollen into watermelon by the little girl's kiss. My aunts beat up the children, if nothing else, because they were born in the same year as me and the military and police were out, the riot subsided.

23. I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife, and then I went to sleep.

24. I want to be a man and marry a good woman like me in my next life!

25. A fallen star can't dim the brilliance of the starry sky, and a flower can't desert the whole spring.

26. Some people are alive, but they are dead. Some people are still alive, and he should have died!

27. We drifted all the way, leaving only one tire footprint. ...

28. Hold your hand and drag your child away. If you don't go, you will continue to drag on if you are dizzy ~

I really appreciate the way you left when you broke up. Without a trace of nostalgia!

Super narcissistic sentence

1, hey. Why haven't I seen anyone more handsome than me?

2. I am handsome, with thin eyes and well-proportioned figure, like a star. I passed the international ISO900 1 Handsome guy system certification for the first time. Tips; Signboard beauty deserves attention.

Don't push me, or I will become great and out of control.

4. Don't be infatuated with brother, brother is just a legend.

I planted girlfriends in spring and harvested a bunch of men in autumn.

6. From now on, I hope I can become ugly slowly, or I will be teased by a sex maniac. I'm scared.

7. When we are Laozi, will we become empty cicada shells, hanging on the branches of the years, facing the dusk with our mouths open, but forgetting to sing?

8. I don't want to say that I am handsome, because I don't want to say the same thing as people all over the world! .

9. If you are jealous, don't give up. If you are envious, please continue.

10, today's weather is good, it's a good day to go out and look handsome.

1 1, you said my appearance was fake, and so was the money I gave you. I tell you, I can tolerate that your money is fake, but I just can't tolerate that you say there is something wrong with my appearance.

12. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.

13, life is a book, fools generally read it, and wise men read it carefully, because wise men know that they only have one chance to read it.

14, the last time a girl asked me, how many beautiful girls have you chased since you grew up? Did I tell her? A friend of mine told the girl the truth. Usually beautiful women chase him, and that girl fainted at that time.

15, the child's words are unscrupulous, blurted out without thinking, and outlined a full but affectionate ID.

16, I have been worried about one thing: if there is no me in the world, how can others live? Oh, I'm really angry.

17, when I grow up, I learn to smile, learn to be strong and learn not to cry for anyone.

18, liking me means buying a lottery ticket, and there will only be one winner. However, winning the third prize of my smile is happier than winning 5 million.

19, be a man in the next life and marry a good woman like me!

20. A fallen star can't dim the splendor of the starry sky, and a flower can't ruin the whole spring.

2 1, Yushu is facing the wind in Pan An, and a pear flower presses Haitang.

22. Many of Stephen Chow's classic lines are like this. Baidu has a lot at once.

23, all the way to the red line, stop at a red one, and a leaf in the flowers will not touch the body.

Narcissistic funny sentences

I want to be a man and marry a good woman like me in my next life!

2) I am handsome, with fine eyes, well-proportioned figure and star temperament. I have passed the international ISO handsome boy system certification for the first time and have some tips; Signboard beauty deserves attention.

3) From now on, I hope I can become ugly slowly, otherwise I will be molested by erotic fanatics. I'm scared.

4) I don't want to say that I am handsome, because I don't want to say the same thing with people all over the world!

5) The Party needs me to be handsome. Can I not be handsome?

6) The mountain has no edges, and heaven and earth are in harmony, so you dare not be brave.

7) Handsome enough to disturb the CPC Central Committee, even Chairman Mao praised me for being handsome.

8) Once I walked down the street, a group of beautiful women stopped me and asked me: Are you handsome? I said, I am not handsome. The response was five burning finger prints, and then they came up to hit me together, calling me hypocritical while hitting me.

9) The second time I walked into the street, another group of beautiful women stopped me and asked me: Are you handsome? I remember last class, nodding and saying, I am handsome. They hit me again and said I was too modest.

10) Walking down the street for the third time, another group of beautiful women surrounded me and asked me: Are you handsome? Recalling my last two ebbs, I didn't respond. I leaned forward and just wanted to leave. Unexpectedly, they threw their handbags at me crazily, and the girl who hit me the hardest even swore, damn it, are you so handsome?

Complete works of narcissistic funny sentences

1) I heard that ugly people should read more books. No wonder my mother said that I was not cut out for reading when I was young.

2) I treat you as a friend, but you treat me as a goddess.

3) hey. Why haven't I seen anyone more handsome than me?

4) Everyone says that making more friends with beautiful people will make you look good. No wonder you find that your friends are getting better and better.

5) You should find someone who can make you laugh, not me who makes you cry.

6) Don't push me, or I will become great and out of control.

7) I have been worried about one thing: how can others live without me in the world? Oh, I'm really angry.

8) If you are jealous, don't give up. If you are envious, please continue. Today is a good day to go out and release your handsomeness.

9) People who are super funny and have a good temper are really impeccable, such as me.

10) Every day I set a new world record, that is, I keep the most handsome record in the world.

1 1) It's not my fault that you are handsome, it's your own problem that you like me.

12) Handsome is providence, and cool is man-made.

13) handsome enough to alarm the local authorities, who reported to the central emergency consultation and awarded the most handsome medal!

14) People who pretend to be B will be beaten and are not used to it!

15) I'm not in the city, please don't walk around me!

16) Don't just set up a stall in my sister's heart, and then I'll call it a pass!

17) people are not bad, but they are handsome and have no shortcomings!

18) When you meet me, you will find others so handsome!

19) cut the wire with a kitchen knife, sparking all the way!

20) The mood of going to school is heavier than going to the grave!

2 1) a three-sentence suicide note, with a little soil missing. It's stressful. It's gone.

22) Don't cry at my grave, it will dirty my path of reincarnation!

23) If I become a personnel manager, the first thing I will do is to promote myself to the boss!

24) Don't press the video when coming up. You think your TV, if you press it, people will go out. If you need me, if you don't need me.

25) Don't challenge my sister's skill with the speed at which you throw the video!

26) I am pure fiction. If I see it on the internet, this is pure hell!

27) Friendly reminder: The user signature is too personalized, and the system has automatically blocked it.

28) No matter how personalized the signature is, it can't show the sadness in my heart!

29) Brain cells began to rebel and get out of control.

30) A girl who knows me once said to me: If there are only ten minutes left in the world, I will recall your handsome appearance with you; If there are only three minutes left in the world, you have to show me your most handsome and handsome demeanor again; If there is only one minute left in the world, I will tell you once-you are so handsome.

3 1) Every morning, there is another girl standing at the door of the classroom, looking at me blankly and whispering: There is no desert in the world, but every time I see your handsome appearance, a grain of sand will fall from the sky, and there will be Sahara from now on. It's the same sentence every day. One day, I was really bored and asked without interest: How did other deserts come from? Oh, that's because there are too many girls who think you are handsome. ......

32) If being handsome is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime; If it is a mistake to be cool, then I have made mistakes again and again; If you are smart, you will be punished. Then I'll be chopped to pieces.

33) I want to commit suicide because I am too handsome, but all the girls beg me: you are really handsome, and it is your courage to live. It's not your intention to be handsome, but God depends on how beautiful you are in this world.

34) Idealism says: You are handsome when I say you are handsome. Materialism says: because you are handsome, I say you are handsome. In a word-I am handsome.

35) The sign of an ugly man is that he is willing to die bravely for his ugliness, and the sign of a handsome man is that he is willing to live humbly for his handsomeness, so I am still living for my handsomeness.

36) Handsome to slow down the network speed.

37) One day, the star asked me out to play. Suddenly, a tiger appeared in the Woods. Instead of chasing others, the tiger chased Andy Lau. When Andy Lau disappeared, the tiger turned around and saw that I was handsome and cool, so he pushed me forward and laughed. Don't think I don't know you because you are handsome?

CoCo Lee chased me for three blocks. After seeing me yesterday, he immediately announced that he would quit the show business in June. ! If nothing else, it's because I'm so handsome. ......

39) handsome to disfigure, handsome to dare not go to the streets again. ......

40) Don't be infatuated with me, I'm just a legend. Plant a girlfriend in spring and reap a bunch of men in autumn.

Narcissistic and funny sentences

Why don't I have a handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does?

2) I am good-looking and not easy to cheat, so the invigilator can't help but look. No wonder I was often found in those days.

3) This kind of thing, you are ugly, you rank first, and I am handsome and casual.

4) I always thought that the word "beautiful as a fairy" was referring to me, but it was not.

5) When I was born, God asked me whether I should have a good memory or be handsome. I have forgotten what I answered at that time.

6) I must work hard, or others will say that I am nothing but beautiful.

7) Being a low-key person, as handsome as me, I didn't say.

8) It's really pathetic to be particularly handsome but not know, so please remind me often.

9) There is no fate between us. Everything depends on my face value.

10) Every time I go shopping, many people send me small advertisements and leaflets. Alas, this is me, I am so beautiful.

Complete works of narcissistic funny sentences

1. If beauty is a crime, I have committed a heinous crime.

It is not convenient to go out in such a strong wind. I am so cute. If I accidentally blow it into someone's arms, they won't return it.

3. Some people say that I am handsome, but I smile because I smile more handsome.

4. People who are super funny, good-natured, considerate and gentle are really impeccable, such as me.

I can kill you with a keyboard, or I can embarrass you with my beauty.

6. Recently, people always say that I am cute. I've been thinking all night, but I haven't figured out who leaked the news.

7. Someone asked me what is the first beauty in my hometown? I replied: it's me.

8. Ask yourself, if you were someone else, would you like to have sex with yourself? I can't even think about it, how can I have such a blessing!

9. Think carefully before you come near me. I have nothing but good looks.

10. People are always hated inadvertently, unlike me, they are always liked inadvertently.

1 1. What's the big deal about being beautiful? People always tell me that.

12. I just want to be a quiet and beautiful girl, but my amazing looks really can't be quiet.

13. When I was a child, my teacher asked me to explain those words: handsome boy? I'm confused. Suddenly, my deskmate held a mirror in front of me, and I suddenly realized!

14. Why don't I have a stunning deskmate, but my deskmate does?

15. There are two kinds of people who are the most charming in the world: one is like me, and the other is like me.

16. After meeting me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded!

17. There is no fate between us, it all depends on my face value.

18. Every time I walk alone at night, I'm so scared. It's so dark and I'm so beautiful. I'm afraid others can't see me.

19. If I am a woman in my next life, I must marry a man like me.

20. Last time a girl asked me, how many beautiful girls have you grown? I told her there were none, and pretty girls usually chased me.

2 1. I saw a handsome boy in the distance. I went over and took a closer look. It turned out to be a mirror.

Just now, a beautiful man sat in front of me. We watched for a long time and didn't speak. Don't put down the mirror until your hands are sore.

23. I wake up every morning. Handsome has become the biggest disaster in my life.

24. When your selfie can't find a good angle, you must realize that you look better than the photo.

25. I have no shortcomings, but my biggest shortcoming is that I am too smart.

26. Some people say that cats are the cutest creatures in the world. I don't agree. They must have never seen me.

27. A little girl once said to me upstairs: Brother, you are so handsome! I immediately replied: not handsome, not handsome, just long.

28. When we are Laozi, will we become empty cicada shells, hanging on the branches of the years, facing the dusk with our mouths open, but forgetting to sing?

29. The lovely me has long since disappeared, replaced by a more lovely me.

Call me handsome, I don't mind, but don't involve my friends, it's none of their business, they are just a group of innocent fools.

3 1. Why do handsome people get special treatment? No, it will spoil me.

32. Every time I see myself in the mirror, I swear, how can there be such a beautiful person in this world?

I don't want to be liked, I just want to be an attractive villain.

34. I envy my deskmate more and more, because she has a charming deskmate who is very witty and selflessly spreading laughter and love.

35. I am always alienated by ordinary people because I am too handsome. You see, nobody looked at it when I was talking.

36. I suddenly want to go out and cheat money to eat and drink by relying on my handsome face, and live a lewd life freely.

37. I am not cool at all, but I am handsome.

Today, a girl praised me for being thin, so I slapped her in the face. Can't you see how handsome I am? !

39. Being a handsome boy is tiring, I really know that.

40. What happened? Let's talk openly. Don't always call me beautiful and lovely behind my back. Are you bored? Like no one knows.