Interesting wedding host

The wedding is a brand-new venue for people, and being the master of ceremonies is the witness of this happy moment. What are some funny wedding host words? The following is the relevant information I have compiled for you. Welcome to read!

A funny wedding host (voiceover): You live at the head of the Yangtze River, and I live at the end of the Yangtze River. I miss you day and night, and I drink Yangtze River water.

Wedding emcee: At this moment, reciting this epic poem about love reminds us of such a love story. A pair of close and loving lovers. One is working hard in Shanghai on the other side of the Yellow Sea, and the other is looking forward to Qingdao. They live far away; Across the sea, the misty Yellow Sea keeps their yearning for each other's love and feelings for each other.

Hello, this is MC XXX.

In the vast sea of people, all kinds of men and women meet, and they either become passers-by, or fall in love with each other, but finally become strangers; Today, our newlyweds seem destined to meet an unusual story when they meet. Their story is destined to be a sweet love story for life. This is a match made in heaven, and love is like oxygen. Because their combination is the dream of many people, so at our wedding scene today, the host will tell you a story of the dragon and phoenix coming together. First of all, let's welcome today's hero with applause. At the same time, I declare the wedding officially started. Ask the sound engineer to play the Wedding March (Mendelssohn). Please all the guests get up. Let's welcome a couple to the ceremony with warm applause.

(In the wedding March, the two doors of the hall slowly opened, and two little flower children dressed in costumes walked into the hall with flower baskets and walked onto the red carpet. As they walked, they threw rose petals into the air, and couples walked into the wedding hall hand in hand and walked onto the solemn and sacred red carpet. Where the couple walked, the guests on both sides lit fireworks. )

Wedding emcee: Ladies and gentlemen, in the solemn, melodious and elegant melody of the wedding March, couples left the magnificent wedding hall hand in hand, shoulder to shoulder and heart to heart, and entered the sweet and happy wedding life simultaneously; At this exciting moment, friends, let's cheer for them, cheer for them, and burst into warm applause for their perfect combination.

(Newcomers take the stage as guest platforms)

Wedding emcee: At the beginning of the wedding, I'd like to invite all the guests to look at the projection screen first. Here, I have three questions to ask Mr. groom. Groom, please tell me, who is the figure in the picture now? What are you doing?

(Introduction by the groom)

Wedding emcee: People only see the groom and his mother on TV. In fact, there is another person in this photo who should be very important today, right, groom?

(The groom answers)

Who is she? What are you doing? Can you tell everyone?

(The groom answers)

Wedding emcee: I want to show you this photo before today's wedding, because it contains a big secret. Now please let the groom give us the following introduction (the groom briefly introduces the process of pursuing the bride).

Wedding Master: From the story of the groom, we know that when the groom started his love marketing plan. Mother played a very important role. Ok, I'll ask my mother to answer this question next. (The host comes to the groom's mother) Hello, mother. He used to be a good colleague. Why did you suddenly have the idea of letting a girl be your wife? Can you tell us?

(Mom answers)

Wedding emcee: a great mother with unique vision. I want to give a suggestion to all the bachelors present here, and go home to go shopping with your mother when you are free. I wonder when the old man can marry you a beautiful wife. Everyone says beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but I think it's like this: a lady is in the eyes of her mother. Give a hand to the great mother.

(MC returns to the couple) Is the groom very excited after listening to his mother? Is there a feeling of epiphany? Mom, it turns out that colleagues can still be daughters-in-law Why didn't you say so earlier?

After many twists and turns, today, the groom has fulfilled his mother's wish and his dream with his indomitable perseverance and desperate spirit of not hitting the south wall and not looking back. Finally led the beloved girl onto the red carpet. Let's clap for them.

Ok, there is another treasure to show to all the guests present. Please continue to look at the projection, and ask the bridesmaid to send a pair of dragon, phoenix and jade bracelets. As you can see from the TV screen, this is a pair of dragon, phoenix and jade bracelets. This is also the theme of our wedding today-the dragon and the phoenix become auspicious. In fact, you may have noticed that the layout of our wedding scene today, from the sign-in book to the table number, is specially designed with the totem and naming of dragons and phoenixes. In fact, we are here to show you such a moral-dragon and phoenix match.

I'd like to ask the bride to tell you something about the match between dragon and phoenix.

Bride, I know you had a hard time finding this pair of dragon, phoenix and jade bracelets, right? Can you tell everyone?

Bride introduction process.

Wedding emcee:

In fact, I have always thought that the love story of a couple sounds really legendary. Incredibly, it was the groom's second uncle who first affirmed the concept that his son's future marriage is a match between a dragon and a phoenix, right? (Sina answers) And it's also the mandarin duck spectrum selected by my mother. I still have to ask the groom's mother, did you know the bride's zodiac sign when you first met her daughter-in-law?

(Mother answers)

In fact, life is like this. Somehow, it seems that there really is a mysterious force pulling the couple. This baby seems to be specially prepared for a new couple. I really don't know where they got it. Please applaud Brother Long and Xifeng, they are a match made in heaven. Please also ask some new people to put this dragon and phoenix jade bracelet on your sweetheart. I can't help but think of Qin Shaoyou, a great genius in the Song Dynasty. In the "Que Qiao Xian" he presented, there is such an eternal quatrain: golden phoenix meets Yulu, winning countless people. I want to say: Jinlong and Yufeng met, better than countless others.

Personality funny wedding host's speech 2 Dear leaders, friends and relatives, distinguished guests: Hello everyone.

China national radio, CCTV, China Radio International, ladies and gentlemen, Taiwan Province compatriots and overseas Chinese:

We are now at the xx Hotel, broadcasting the wedding of Mr. and Mrs. Wang live. Today, the weather is fine, the sun is shining, the wind is sunny, the osmanthus is fragrant, the birds are singing sweetly, the clouds are densely covered and colorful. Nature tells us that today is a good day.

Look, the auditorium is solemnly decorated, with golden walls shining, happy characters hanging high and golden light flashing. The wedding guests came from all directions, all smiling. It's really gorgeous and radiant. They are very polite and sit on both sides.

In this golden season, Cupid's arrow hit the love fruit carefully cultivated by a couple. After a sweet love, Mr. Shi and Ms. Li will join hands to enter the sacred wedding hall today, the auspicious day of the zodiac 65438+February 12 in the 20xx year of the lunar calendar. This is a sincere crystal-like love, and it is a love that has touched my life. Their combination is a perfect match for human beings, their combination is a perfect combination of pearls, their combination is a collision of true feelings, and their combination is a love hymn of the new era. Friends, give them a little applause.

The guests attending the wedding today are leaders at all levels, close classmates of the bride and groom, friendly relatives and friends, neighbors, parents and family representatives, and friends from all walks of life. I won't introduce them here. Here, on behalf of both hosts,

Now I solemnly declare: with the approval of the bachelor Committee and the consent of the big girl Committee, the wedding of Mr. and Ms. begins now.

1. First of all, let's invite today's wedding guests with warm applause: Mr. Father of the groom, Ms. Mother, Mr. Father of the bride, Ms. Mother. Please sit down according to the family combination of four old people. Don't take the wrong seat. I can see that the four old people are full of energy and smiling, but they can't hide their smiles in their eyes. Because today, everyone entered a professional title, this is the old man and the old woman, this is the father-in-law and this is the grandmother. Coincidentally, the two parents' names look like sisters. This must be God's arrangement, so that you can always respect and help each other in the future. Let's congratulate four old people on entering a professional title.

2. Newcomers wish a good marriage, the bride and groom are the protagonists, accompanied by the best man and bridesmaid, and worship their loved ones. Let's invite the bride and groom to the stage.

He will be your groom. From now on, he will be your lifelong companion. Everything about him will be closely related to you. He will always be with you and love you forever. She will be your bride. She was entrusted to you by others. You should take care of her all your life and fly with her with your tenderest heart. Bitterness and pleasure should be treated together. It must be a special fate to become a family along the way. He loves you more, you give him more to find happiness. It may not be a person anymore. Thinking about us all the time. If you give a little, love will be complete.

When you see the best man, praise the bridesmaid for being so handsome. He and the groom seem to be two brothers. He was anxious when he got married. He got married and cried when he came home. What's going on here? I want to be a wife. I said don't worry, young man When you get married, I will be your master of ceremonies. Hurry to travel and get married. I'll help you choose an address. One-day tour of Xinmatai can be said to be fast or not. There is a newly-built Taiping

Seeing that the bridesmaid is a little hard to erase, I was stunned and wondered why I didn't get married, hoping that the wedding would come soon. Bridesmaid, I asked if I wanted to get married, to be honest.

The best man and bridesmaid shook hands, accompanied by male and female guests, and the green leaves and red flowers competed for each other. Now help as friends and learn from them. Thank you for escorting us all the way. Please sit down below. Be sure to drink more in the future. Here's to you.

Praise the bride and groom.

Look at the groom is really elegant, handsome and handsome, with thick eyebrows and black hair. He is 1.8 meters tall, more attractive than Andy Lau Chow Yun Fat and more cunning than Zhuge Liang. He will go to work when he sees difficulties, but he will not delay. He is knowledgeable, intelligent, open-minded, beautiful and elegant, and has no adulteration. He will implement a three-pack credit card, which is not easy to replace.

Look at the beautiful, white and slim figure of the bride. She is coming to Wang Qiang in the distance, just like the delicate lotus in the water, better than the colorful golden phoenix. Her hair is dyed like ink, and her smile is hidden in two dimples, just like blooming magnolia, daffodils, white and fragrant jasmine and elegant peony. Old man, you married this daughter-in-law Five continents are hard to find, but four oceans are hard to meet. Even in outstanding China, it is one in a million. When she came in, your family was lucky, her parents-in-law lived a long and healthy life, her husband was promoted to general manager, and she was full of blessings when she got married. Ask the carpenter to make the biggest box, and don't wrap anything, especially RMB. It doesn't matter if it doesn't fit. Saving money by car means tens of billions of interest.

3. The witness looks at the marriage certificate and nails it. Cooperation is better than going it alone. Marriage is wonderful.

There must be no fewer witnesses. Please welcome the witnesses below. Please note that marriage must be registered, legal marriage is protected, and the wedding day is more auspicious. Do any friends know about the registration? Let's ask the witness to read the marriage certificate. The marriage certificate is issued by the government, so whoever grabs it first will take care of it. The secretary has written all the resolutions and asked me to show them to you. Wife, wife, I love you. I'll listen to you. I will go home after work and spend all my money on my wife.

4. Introduce the process of love, groom. I know you both work in xxxx, so how did you start with the people around you and win the favor of the bride? Young man, take out your notebook. This is all a scam.

Step 5 exchange gifts

6, like to drink a toast. Staring silently with affection, sipping a glass of wine with affection in your eyes, thinking of each other when you are awake and drunk, drinking the nectar of honey, and indulging in the fragrance of love, I wish you the bride and groom, remember this wonderful time of life, may your future sun and moon be as sweet as this honeymoon forever, and may the strings of your career always play the music of bosom friends.

7, three worship:

When you worship your parents, the groom and the bride, you will never forget your parents when you get married. It's unusual for your parents to bring you up. Now that you two have grown up, but your parents' temples have frosted, I hope you two can invite your parents to live in a good house first, and you can invite them to have a good meal first, so that their parents can enjoy their old age and their children's faces can't be forgotten. You should bow three times to thank your parents for their upbringing, once to thank your parents for their upbringing, twice to remember your parents' words, and three times to bow to your parents. Please rest assured.

Second, I bow to my relatives and friends and thank you for coming. Second, I hope I can visit you more often in the future. Third, I will remember the birth of a baby.

Husband and wife worship face to face, hand in hand, eye contact, silence, two of a kind, a bow, you and I will always be connected, two bows, heartfelt selfless dedication, three bows, mutual respect, love and understanding, no war after marriage.

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The wedding is almost over, and everyone's face is smiling. The MC will say a few words to entrust us. The journey of life is not all flowers and wine, and there are occasional bumps. As partners, we must work together to make a good spring and autumn. Don't you see that the Yangtze River is beautiful and long-flowing. As long as people are long-lasting, it will last for thousands of years. Friends, let's drink to the happiness of the bride and groom.

Funny wedding host's speech (2)

1, Music 1 "News Network" title (serial number 02) CCTV! Now live news: this is a special report on March 8-the upcoming wedding of Mr. Ge Zhiyang and Ms. Zhang Zhimeng. First of all, I would like to express my deep gratitude to all the guests, leaders, guests, compatriots from Hong Kong, Macao and Taiwan, overseas Chinese and audience friends in front of the TV! At the same time, I would also like to extend my holiday greetings to lesbians who have become women in the front line and are about to become women!

2. Music 2 "Forrest Gump" (No.03) The sun is shining, the spring breeze is blessing, and laughter is a godsend. On this beautiful day, we welcome the happy combination of Mr. Ge Zhiyang and Ms. Zhang Zhimeng. First of all, please allow me to express my heartfelt thanks and warmest welcome to all the guests on behalf of the two newcomers. Let me introduce myself. My name is Zhou. I am a famous new host who has not hosted any programs. I know that the bold use of me has brought unprecedented pressure to the two newcomers. The results of opinion polls show that the two newcomers are worried that my hosting will leave them too many good memories. However, I want to assure them that their worries are not unnecessary. Cut the crap, and now I solemnly declare that the wedding ceremony begins now! Let's welcome the two newcomers to the stage with the warmest applause.

3, music 3 "Wedding March" (serial number 08) (read when newcomers enter) hold your hand and grow old with your son. A beautiful woman bathed in happiness and sweetness, embraced by the groom, came to us side by side with a happy wedding March, hand in hand and smiling. This moment means that two hearts that have been in love for a long time have finally come together; This moment means that two people who love each other have entered the sacred marriage hall; At this moment, it means that the two will care for each other in the journey of life, love each other until they are old, and join hands for life.

Now, I want to introduce two newcomers (Ge Zhiyang and Zhang Yimeng). Please raise your hand to the audience at the scene and in front of the TV: Who do you think is the most handsome young man today? Next, I will introduce today's hero-look! At present, this handsome guy with a full forehead, a broad Fiona Fang, heavy eyebrows and eyes, who can be a pillar of the country, is our groom Ge Zhiyang. The beautiful woman standing next to the handsome guy who can't live without birds and dogs is today's bride-Ms. Zhang Zhimeng. Do you think our bride is beautiful? (Applause) Actually, their combination is not just their personal business. First of all, I would like to thank the friends at the scene! Next, please ask the bride and groom to give wedding gifts to all the guests. I bow and sincerely thank all the guests for their long-term enthusiastic help. It can be said that they wouldn't be here today without your help. At the same time, I hope everyone will continue to care and help them. Second, husband and wife bow to each other. The deeper you bow, the deeper you love. (Best man demonstrates the standard action of supervising isoxx02 international certification) (Music "The Moon Represents My Heart") Serial number 0 19.

5. The volume of Music 4 (Music red river valley 07) should be lower. Next, let's applaud the bride and groom's acceptance speech. The best man took me aside and cried to talk about his feelings since he became a professional best man. I used my authority to meet his request and let the best man speak.

6, draft don't forget to dig wells.

The party's kindness is deeper than the sea. Happiness is not the rain in Mao Mao. We should not forget to witness it when we get married. Here, please welcome the witness, Lin Dong, political commissar of the Municipal Public Security Bureau, to witness the marriage of two new couples. Leaders have high hopes for young people, which will be reflected in their future work and life. We believe that the two newcomers will live up to the expectations of the political commissar and ensure the completion of the sacred mission entrusted to them by the party. Q: When are you going to finish the task assigned to you by the Party? Sing: step up production! Step up production! Work hard, work hard! Looking forward to a good harvest this year! Give birth to a son)

These two newcomers are the pillars of our party and country. Mr. Ge Zhiyang is engaged in the work of the people's police and has made immortal contributions to the cause of social security in China. Zhang Zhimeng is even more conscientious and loyal to the cause of the Party. Let's warmly welcome the groom's leader, Shi Yufeng, director of the Municipal Public Security Bureau, to speak on behalf of the groom. Next, please welcome the bride leader Shi Yuning to speak on behalf of the woman. Welcome to visit.

8. Music 5 "Song of the Ring" (No.09) (Exchange rings) As a token of love, the ring will witness the happy years of Ge Zhiyang and Zhang Zhimeng in the future. Let's give them blessings and applause and wish them a happy and safe life. Let's ask the groom to put a wedding ring on the bride! From today on, whether they are poor or rich, healthy or sick, they will share joys and sorrows with * * *, and go hand in hand in their future lives. Let's remember this moment of love and bless them with stormy applause. Before the wedding, the bride and groom repeatedly said, I'm glad you can come today. The groom repeatedly begged me to give him some time to show his voice, and also expressed his meaning: I hope he can give you a good start this year. The following lonely men and women: get married quickly, have a natural birth and have no wife. In short, this is a good year and a good sign: done! He specially prepared an auspicious Kazakh folk song "Two Little Goats", and everyone applauded.

9. Music 6 "My Mom and Dad" (serial number 0 16) Cut the cake Next, we invite two newcomers to cut the cake. The cake is round, representing the round and round; The cake is sweet, which means their life is sweet. Is it just a knife in the hands of the bride and groom? Yes, it looks like a knife, but this knife contains two meanings. The first meaning is: in fact, through it, it will open up a new route for their happiness; The second meaning is that two people hold it, and in the later life, * * * overcomes all kinds of difficulties in life.

10, music 7 "The End of Years of Burning Passion" (0 1 1) pour champagne. Please two new people * * * into the champagne tower, let love flow forever. (Reading aloud with music while pouring wine) The fragrant champagne slowly descends, with a hint of calmness and calmness. This is nectar, and the couple are bathed in the torrent of love. This is the source. Newcomers always fall in love in sweetness. This fragrant champagne is like a gurgling stream and a trickling river; This white hop, with the joy and sweetness of the newlyweds, is flowing happily; Newcomers irrigate with sincerity and sow with sweet love; A little hard work, a little harvest, blossom and bear fruit; The joy of this harvest, this romantic moment; There are deep blessings from friends, deep entrustment from parents and common wishes from husband and wife. This wine is elegant and sweet. Let love flow forever.

1 1, Music 8 "Lu Hua" (serial number 0 13) Please raise your glasses (after the toast, please kiss the bride and groom deeply in public, everyone applauds and shouts loudly. When will the applause stop and the kiss of the bride and groom stop? Finally, everyone wishes the couple with the warmest applause. Please raise your glasses. Now I declare the official start of the wedding reception!

Speech by the wedding host with funny personality 3 Distinguished guests, ladies and gentlemen,

Today, the spring breeze is as warm as spring and sunny. In this beautiful spring day, we welcome the auspicious days of Mr. Zhang and Miss Li. Here, we gather together, beaming, and attend their wedding celebration. Please fire the cannon and play music, and welcome the bride and groom into the ceremony with applause.

(After admission, briefly introduce the work and life of the bride and groom)

After several years of acquaintance, mutual understanding, love and love, with everyone's care, care and witness, their love finally matured, and today they entered the sacred marriage hall. On this festive and solemn occasion, on behalf of all the guests, I ask the groom, "Will you always love your bride, no matter what time it is?" Always answer. Turn to the bride: "Do you always love your groom, rich or poor?" Always answer. Ladies and gentlemen, we have witnessed their clanking vows of love. We don't need to ask too much, but we can only turn thousands of touches into silent blessings. Let's give them warm applause and wish them eternal love and happiness!

Let's hold the first meeting ceremony:

Bow, thank God for matchmaking and tie the knot;

Second, bow and thank you and fly with me;

Bow three times and thank love as oxygen. (Applause)

Let's move on to the second item: please put the hall in place.

"But how much affection is there for an inch of grass to enjoy three spring scenery?" Parents worked hard for the growth of their children and dyed their hair white. Today, their children can stand on their own feet and gain fruitful results in exchange for today. Needless to say, they should express their personal feelings and meticulous care to their parents.

(shouting: next, worship Gao Tang):

Bow and thank you for your kindness;

Second, bow, thank you for raising an adult;

Bow three times and always honor the elderly. (Applause)

Love is the truest and most beautiful feeling in the world, fresher than flowers, cleaner than jade, sweeter than honey, brighter than morning glow and gentler than sunset glow. Today, their love is dancing, which perfectly explains the world. It is said that love is a flower and marriage is a fruit. Mature fruits need to be watered by true feelings and maintained by trust. On this sentimental night today, it must be a bright moon in the sky, with Yin Hui's reflection, which is sweet and intoxicating. Let's once again wish them * * * to join hands and write a wonderful movement of a new life with warm applause! (Applause and cheers)

Next item 3: lovers worship each other.

Dear guests, when their husband and wife worship each other, I hope you will do a good job of supervision to see if they bow deeply, whether the moon can represent their hearts and how deep their love is; Bowing for a long time shows that the groom loves the bride; Bow for a short time, and sleep on the floor today; Enough bows, excellent at the end of the year. (shouting below):

A bow, respect each other as guests;

Second, bow, forever;

Three bows, early birth. (Applause)

The last item of the wedding: the bride and groom enter the bridal chamber. (Set off firecrackers, play music, sprinkle candy or both)

(Finally, classic sentences are conveyed humorously in cheers): Dear guests, the newlyweds held a wedding reception at the Royal Hotel. I would like to take this opportunity to send you a pair of couplets. The first part is: Eat, eat all the delicious food in the world, and don't waste it. The bottom line is: drink, drink the best wine in the world, and don't get drunk. Horizontal criticism is: Zhao Benshan's words, eat and drink well. Finally, send festive songs, such as Song Zu Ying's Good Days. The guest will be terminated after exiting. The whole celebration ceremony is over.

Personality funny wedding host's speech 4 Leaders, friends and relatives, distinguished guests: Hello everyone.

China national radio, CCTV, China Radio International, ladies and gentlemen, Taiwan Province compatriots and overseas Chinese:

We are now at the xx Hotel, broadcasting the wedding of Mr. and Mrs. Wang live. Today, the weather is fine, the sun is shining, the wind is sunny, the osmanthus is fragrant, the birds are singing sweetly, the clouds are densely covered and colorful. Nature tells us that today is a good day.

Look, the auditorium is solemnly decorated, with golden walls shining, happy characters hanging high and golden light flashing. The wedding guests came from all directions, all smiling. It's really gorgeous and radiant. They are very polite and sit on both sides.

In this golden season, Cupid's arrow hit the love fruit carefully cultivated by a couple. After a sweet love affair, Mr. Shi and Miss Li will join hands to enter the sacred wedding hall. Today, the auspicious day of the ecliptic, that is, 65438+ 12 of the lunar calendar in * * A.D., is a sincere crystal love and a touching love for a lifetime. Their combination is a perfect match for human beings, their combination is a perfect combination of pearls, their combination is a collision of true feelings, and their combination is a love hymn of the new era. Friends, give them a little applause.

Attending the wedding today are guests, leaders at all levels, close classmates of the bride and groom, friendly relatives and friends, fellow villagers in the neighborhood, representatives of parents and family, and friends from all walks of life. I won't introduce them here. Here, on behalf of the host, I would like to express my warm welcome and heartfelt thanks to friends from all walks of life.

Now I solemnly declare: with the approval of the bachelor Committee and the consent of the big girl Committee, the wedding of Mr. and Ms. begins now.

1. First of all, let's invite today's wedding guests with warm applause: Mr. Father of the groom, Ms. Mother, Mr. Father of the bride, Ms. Mother. Please sit down according to the family combination of four old people. Don't take the wrong seat. I can see that the four old people are full of energy and smiling, but they can't hide their smiles in their eyes. Because today, everyone entered a professional title, this is the old man and the old woman, this is the father-in-law and this is the grandmother. Coincidentally, the two parents' names look like sisters. This must be God's arrangement, so that you can always respect and help each other in the future. Let's congratulate four old people on entering a professional title.

2. Newcomers wish a good marriage, the bride and groom are the protagonists, accompanied by the best man and bridesmaid, and worship their loved ones. Let's invite the bride and groom to the stage.

He will be your groom. From now on, he will be your lifelong companion. Everything about him will be closely related to you. He will always be with you and love you forever. She will be your bride. She was entrusted to you by others. You should take care of her all your life and fly with her with your tenderest heart. Bitterness and pleasure should be treated together. It must be a special fate to become a family along the way. He loves you more, you give him more to find happiness. It may not be a person anymore. Thinking about us all the time. If you give a little, love will be complete.