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It’s funny to talk about people who don’t have a partner on Chinese Valentine’s Day

1. The Chinese Valentine's Day issued seven prohibitions: Don't pretend to be busy at work and ignore me; Don't get rich and forget about me; Don't miss me when you have time; Don't tell me interesting things; Don't take delicious food with me; It is forbidden not to send me interesting messages; it is forbidden not to be unhappy every day!

2. Love is always in a time difference. Either you are early or I am late. Anyway, it is always out of sync.

3. Feeling is something that is difficult to measure whether it is high or low. Feeling can kill many people.

4. If the person you like does not appear, it will appear. People don't like it

5. On the occasion of the Chinese Valentine's Day gathering of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, those in love should have a sweet date, those in love should stay together day and night, and those in love should convey blessings. Happy Chinese Valentine's Day! Send blessings quickly! Don't resist!

6. You finally become smart for once. When you can face men calmly, your IQ will be higher.

7. As the saying goes, people who have cultivated for hundreds of years are in the same boat. The chance encounter between people is due to chance. A person you meet casually is actually destined to meet you thousands of miles away.

8. If life is unpredictable, then chance encounters are God’s blessing. . . When you meet someone in a sea of ??people, you only need to turn around. Then I will wait for that encounter and that turn at the end of time.

9. If I have a magic lamp, I will have three opportunities to make wishes. But I only need one! I will make this wish: I want your countless next lives and be in love with you for hundreds of thousands of centuries!

10. Chinese Valentine's Day Chinese Valentine's Day is not what it used to be. You and I will meet each other. Comply with the laws of nature; this feat of crossing the Milky Way was made possible thanks to the bridge built by magpies and immortals; you and I are like the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, our love for you is unquestionable; we silently promise: Let me see you every day!