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Let yourself relax on the last day of college entrance examination.

Let yourself relax on the last day of college entrance examination (I) 1. It doesn't matter where the destination is, what matters is feeling the process and relaxing!

2. We can never go back-we can't have another childhood; There can be no junior high school; There can be no more first love; There can be no more joy, happiness, sadness and pain as before. Life is an out-of-print movie that can't be played back!

What we have lost in this era is a state of mind.

4. Stress is the wall grass, if you force it, it will fall down. Needless to say, stress is normal. Take time out of your busy schedule to relax, and don't do nothing in life. Simplify life and desires, let nature take its course and worry less.

Sometimes, you don't really realize the value of precious moments until they become memories.

6. I have been able to face life without you bravely, and I have long been used to smiling and thinking of you on my own night.

7. The quieter the tree is, the more I love it. He is not there.

8. There is nothing that can't be passed, only a mentality that can't be passed. As long as you change your mood, the world will be completely different.

9. Work hard! For your Audi, my Dior.

10. When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror; In old age, mirrors are flat.

1 1. Forgetting is our unchangeable fate, and everything is like a misplaced painting. Everything in the past can't go back to the past, so it slowly extends and staggered bit by bit. Maybe we should really forget the things that once crossed.

12. As the saying goes, the way for men to decompress is smoking, and the way for women to decompress is eating. Can smoking really relieve stress? I believe "decompression" is just an excuse! Eating will only make you fat, and then you will be more stressed. Friends can't afford to be hurt. If you are under pressure, come to me and pat you on the back.

13. Life is only a few decades, and the perfect time is just around the corner! Suffering and frustration are not terrible, what I am afraid of is losing morale and sadness!

14. It is said that people have only two choices, either get busy dying or get busy living. I think I have a third option: I'm busy waiting for death.

15. Be patient when listening to others, and don't listen or interrupt others' complaints at will. Maybe you can learn from other people's complaints.

Let yourself relax on the last day of the college entrance examination (part two) 16. Life is inseparable from friendship, but it is not easy to get true friendship. If it is not easy to meet this one, hiding it in your heart is a profound friendship. Work pressure is too great, learn to let it go, and wish friends a happy mood forever.

17. Don't say that you are poor, there are beggars who are poorer than you on the roadside, and don't think that prices are rising rapidly, and people who are poorer than you can't afford to buy meals. Work is like a sea of Wang Yang. If you don't finish it, you can leave it for later. Get rid of stress and live a free life.

18. The beauty of learning is that people are confused; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying.

19. No matter how ugly you are, you should fall in love and talk about a world full of love.

20. "I have obsessive-compulsive disorder. When I am nervous, I will relax. When I relax, I will speak my mind. "

2 1. Step into the society early and run with the responsibility of supporting the family; I found a job, full of joy and ambition; Don't be late for work, have a good working attitude; Dare not run on the spot, ask the reason is leadership; Running after work, the boss said the workload was not enough; Do not dare to report overtime, for fear of doubt; The post requirements are high, and a major can meet the standards; What to do, the work pressure is like a mountain; It is unnecessary to think carefully, and everyone will encounter troubles; Want to get rid of troubles, remember this sentence: as long as you are in a good mood, all the pressure will be knocked down!

22. When you are under pressure, I am worried. If you are unhappy, I am worried. People who disturb my heart are worried about you. Those who worry about my heart are worried about you. I hope your pressure becomes motivation, and don't get upset.

23. An elegant life is a calm heart, a peaceful mind, a plain lifestyle, and then a cultivated calmness and calmness.

24. There has never been a relationship that can be fully rewarded with complete dedication, and there has never been a kind of dedication that can be quickly pulled away. Believe in life and time, let time take everything away and relax. Believe that the more frustrated and brave people are, the more qualified they are to get true love. Otherwise, when you figure it out, the door is really cold, and you expect others to care about you again.

25. To meet the perfection of summer, the air is filled with the smell of missing. Gentle greetings are here. I wish you a perfect life. No matter how busy you are at work, you should have a good rest. No matter how many things you have, you should stick to your mentality. No matter how much pressure, I can't forget happiness. I wish you a better career, avoid difficulties and setbacks and never worry.

I thought I was decadent, and I didn't know that my morning paper was scrapped until today.

27. God, it's so blue! Sea water, too salty! Life is too hard! Baozuo, how annoying! And you, decree by destiny! Miss you, insomnia! It's too far to see you!

28. I'm drunk, I'm stupid, I'm busy at work, and I'm worried about my task. I know you want to talk like this at the moment, so I send my greetings and feel my warmth at this time. Then make a high-profile statement, jump on my desk, tease you, and concentrate on your work when you have seen enough and laughed enough.

29. There are always troubles in life, so why bother yourself? Think about the bright sunshine, see if you are not old, your mood is perfect at once, and the pressure is far away. Life has its own troubles, don't give yourself a dead end, learn to eliminate impetuousness, and every day is a new look.

30. A person is broad-minded, can tolerate things that cannot be tolerated, and can win people who are hard to win. Not every effort has a harvest, but every harvest has to go through hard work.

Talk about something that can make people relax.

A person's life is made up of countless today, each of which is enriched and life will be enriched.

★ The true meaning of life lies in innovation, the ideal of life lies in sublimity, the art of life lies in choice, the pace of life lies in sureness, the happiness of life lies in pursuit, and the happiness of life lies in dullness.

★, a person's travel, I have experienced season after season, from Xia Chan's singing to snowflakes flying. Traveling alone, I drifted from one journey to another, from youth to the vicissitudes of my brow.

★ Life is only a few decades, so don't leave any regrets for yourself. Laugh happily, cry if you want, love if you should, and there is no point in suppressing yourself.

★ Smile bravely in the face of difficulties; Smile confidently in the face of setbacks; Smile and show tolerance in the face of misunderstanding; Facing indifference, smile is full of enthusiasm; In front of love, a smile represents sincerity. May you face life with a smile.

★ I want to travel, backpacking alone, traveling alone, witnessing the scenery along the way, taking a camera, taking pictures of the scenery along the way and recording the mood along the way. That kind of life is what I want.

★ I went to different places, saw different scenery, learned different things and experienced different lives. In the early morning, as the pulley touched the ground, the plane shook for a while, and I finally said my last goodbye.

Complex things are easy to do. Do simple things seriously. Do serious things again and again. Do repetitive things creatively. The happiness of the past is reserved for memories, and the happiness of the future is planned, but happiness can only be felt now!

★ Confusion is a state, calmness is a kind of accomplishment, letting nature take its course is a kind of detachment, power and unyielding is a kind of character, wealth and unyielding is a kind of sentiment, smiling often is health and happiness make life. May you and I * * encourage!

A string that is stretched too tightly will break one day. If a heart is imprisoned for too long, it will lose its balance one day. We need to let our hearts fly in the free sky.

★, letting go will make you relax, relax will be very calm, calm will be very peaceful, and peace will be very happy!

Happiness should be accompanied by sadness, and after the rain, it will be fine. If rain remains after rain, if sorrow remains after sorrow. Please let us face this parting frankly. Smile to find an impossible you!

I don't know if what I'm doing now is right or wrong, but I don't know until I die of old age. So all I can do now is try my best to die of old age.

Life is like a blanket that is too short when you sleep. You pull it up, your toes protest, you drag it down, and your shoulders tremble with cold. Only an optimist will curl up on his knees and have a good sleep. May you be happy every day and have a good dream every night!

Travel is to relax. And travel is to meet the soul.

★ Let your mind change your mind, but don't let it change your mind.

Greeting is a small boat that can send love far away. Blessing is an umbrella. Accompany you through the rainy days, missing is an arrow. Can connect hearts; When you are struggling, I will give you a greeting, and all the ups and downs will turn into clouds!

★ It doesn't matter where the destination is, what matters is feeling the process and relaxing!

Friends, don't lament the ups and downs of fate. Because the earth is unbalanced, there are rivers; Because of the imbalance of temperature, everything grows in spring, summer, autumn and winter; Because of the imbalance of life, we have a beautiful life.

A person's life is a life of struggle, and everyone is constantly striving for success. Success is the result of struggle, and struggle is the only way to success.

★ The most beautiful moment in life is now. Don't waste your life!

★, escape may not be inevitable, the face is not necessarily the most uncomfortable, loneliness is not necessarily unhappy, the harvest is not necessarily long, the loss is not necessarily absent, and turning around is not necessarily the most powerless.

★, the calm lake has only a dull reflection, and the rushing torrent has beautiful waves! Happiness is not given by others, but earned by yourself! The meaning of life is to constantly challenge yourself and overcome yourself!

I'm going to pack my bags and set off. Thank you for caring about my family and friends. Pray for my safety. My trip will be accompanied by your story, so I won't be lonely. Don't worry.

Life is a wonderful journey, on a train that never returns. Experience with those new and old people! Perhaps this is an irresistible fate, with you, me and him.

★, can wash away everything except tears, is time, with time to convey feelings, the longer the time, the lighter the conflict, like a constantly diluted tea.

When you are in a bad mood, don't make noise, listen to music, relax, and then go to bed.

★, people, there are times when they can't meet, they all have the embarrassment of frustrated wishes, and they don't want to face failure. I used to have lofty ideals and perfect visions.

★ Looking back at the sea of people, friends are still sincere, life is reunited, the mood is peaceful and gentle, the past is like the wind, the years are like songs, the road of life is long, and how happy Cang Sang is!

In the years, what we lose is a kind of mood.

★ If you are tired, please put your heart on the shore; Please don't regret if you are wrong; Only when you are bitter can you know how to be satisfied; Only when you are injured can you know how to be strong; Do not return if you are not drunk; Only when you laugh can you appreciate beauty; Think of me when you are free!

★ Sitting still, always thinking about yourself and gossiping about other people's mistakes. Those who can bear hardships are ambitious, and those who are willing to bear hardships are not idiots. Only by respecting the gentleman can they show their virtue, and they are afraid that the villain is not incompetent. If they retreat to Butian Highland, they will be happy!

Life is like a trip. It is both touching and sad, exciting and frustrating, with wonderful scenery and places that can't be just called scenery.

A word to relax, a word to calm yourself.

15, sunset alone, I sat in front of the lamp crying alone, so the faint fragrance filled my sleeve, brushed away the strings and drove away my sleepiness. I miss your heart in my heart, and I can only recall it through singing at night.

16. Do you think the sourest feeling is jealousy? No, the sourest feeling is that you have no right to be jealous.

Seventeen, there is no upper limit to the realm, and morality has a bottom line.

Eighteen, time is the best folk prescription, no matter what kind of memories, time will dry the tears in the memories.

Nineteen, some constraints, we asked for it; Some pressures are self-sufficient; Some pain, we volunteered. Recalling the past is time-consuming and meaningless. There has never been an innate misfortune, only the persistence of not letting go. Life is impermanent, don't miss it, don't listen to it, it's a trick to comfort yourself, leave it to others if you miss it.

Twenty, the Greek mysterious philosopher said that life is nothing more than staying at home and going home. All our emotional, rational and will pursuits and attempts are nothing but the homesickness of the soul. We want to find a person, a thing, a place, and let our body and mind settle down in this indifferent world, as if the patient had gone to bed and the prodigal son had gone home. -Qian Zhongshu.

Twenty-one, I've been alone for a long time, but I'm quite happy except for loneliness. A person for a long time, will gradually become mature. After a long time, you will love your parents more than before. Being alone for a long time, I have no expectations for most festivals. Being alone for a long time, it's sweet to hear and see others in pairs, but I still mind a little. After a long time, a person will become more and more rational and realistic.

Life always likes to tease us. When you are desperate, a spark of hope flashes for you, so that you can't give up; When you are calm, you will suddenly get hit and make you unhappy. -Tonghua

Life always makes us black and blue, but in the end, those injured places will definitely become our strongest places.

A light sentence

1, if the pain in your memory disappears instantly, what is left in your heart? Just like every time you take a deep breath, you try to get rid of loneliness and the desire for comfort and wait for a hug, but if you don't say anything, will you understand?

2. A person's life is a life of struggle. People are constantly striving for success. Success is the result of struggle, and struggle is the only way to success.

3. Happiness is a kind of mood and a natural positive attitude. Seek happiness in the ordinary, in the hardships, and in the twists and turns.

4, holding a kitchen knife to cut the wire, all the way sparks with lightning.

5. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me? !

6. Just like a sleepy person, the moment you jump into bed is an unparalleled relaxation and a physical and mental enjoyment.

7. I have always thought that I can walk a long way, and an increasingly long journey awaits me. I woke up one morning and turned my head where the sun rose, only to find that my world had changed. Standing on the road when I came, I was very confused and confused. Who can tell me where to go?

8. The opportunity to learn and grow is not in the future, but in every living moment.

9, but I can't, I can't stand my unbridled crying, and no one can allow me to be so fragile.

10, the love you don't love will never go bad, so we flirt, we are ambiguous, but never fall in love.

1 1, goodbye! Leaving is not giving up, but choosing another way of life to start over.

12, the book of youth, we come down in one continuous line. Quilts are the graves of youth. About adolescence, self-knowledge, the simplest life, the most distant dream. All this will gradually be abstracted into some foggy dust, floating in the empty darkness outside the dream, falling day and night, and finally the dust settles. In the depths of our hopes and desires, there is a tacit understanding of youth. Like a seed dreaming quietly in the snow. So you know, I'll come back more quietly. Youth is the warmest bed and the most gorgeous clothes in life.

13, you never let me pretend. You said it was hard to pretend to be my true self, which is why I always trusted you so much.

14, if Emperor Taizong ate the Tang Priest, we would still be in the Tang Dynasty!

15, parents: Please don't call your children rabbits, because from a genetic point of view, this is very bad for you.

16, I like real people and be real people, so I never want to imitate anyone deliberately. I naturally don't want to work hard because of the efforts of others, and I won't promote my outstanding progress because of the outstanding success of others.

17, I'm a white-collar worker: I got paid today, paid the rent, water and electricity, bought instant noodles with oily rice, felt in my pocket, and lamented that I was a white-collar worker again this month.

18, one should be crazy once in one's life, whether for one person, a relationship, a journey or a dream.

19, red beans don't grow in the south, they grow on my face, I really want to!

20. The happiness of an ostrich is just a pile of sand.

2 1, I seem to be asleep, quietly indulging in a quiet dream. In the dream, there is a warm crescent moon. I lay there, surrounded by some flowers. I was half asleep, staring at the flowers and thinking nothing.

22. I was also the seed of infatuation, and I drowned in the rain.

23. The sky is still cold and the water is still cold in the sound of the light shadow. In the dream, outside the building, the silk and bamboo sang softly, and the outsiders outside the mountain did not return. The geese looked back too early, and the people who forgot Sichuan's father had tears in their eyes and rustling flowers all over their shoulders. Where is the flute cold window Jiangnan?

24. My mother said that the prodigal son will never change his money. Who will give me gold? I will change.

25. We have always said that westerners are too casual and can go to bed when they meet for the first time; Westerners have always said that we are too casual and get married the last time we have sex.

As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman.

27. The sunshine is warm and the years are quiet. How can I get old before you come?

28. Find a time to relax and don't be under too much pressure. Refuse a promise that doesn't belong to you, and let yourself do what you want. Not for long. Just one afternoon.

29. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix kindergartens!

30. Colorful bubbles float to you in the dream, beautiful flowers smile at you in the dream, happy clouds March to you in the dream, and lovely elves wave to you in the dream. My information as a dream channel will help you meet happily tonight!

3 1, I am a white-collar worker: I got paid today, paid the rent, water and electricity, bought instant noodles with oily rice, felt in my pocket, and lamented that my salary was white-collar again this month.

32, regret the past, it is better to grasp the present and strive for the future!

33. In a few decades, we will meet and send them to the crematorium, all of which will be burned to ashes. You and I don't know anyone, and we have to be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.

34. They called me BT and asked me to do CT. And I got ET. A light sentence

35. Bus crowding is a comprehensive sport, including Sanda, yoga, judo and balance beam.

36. The sky is blue and the sun is shining. There are new flowers, and things are inhuman. My heart is depressed and my feelings are old. My life, one after another. Dead world of mortals, dim youth.

37. Love is an elaborate lie.

38. In fact, the reason for all the missed love is the same: either you can't keep up with my footsteps, or I walked too fast and accidentally left you behind. In fact, the reason for all the missed love is the same: either you can't keep up with my footsteps, or I walked too fast and accidentally left you behind.

39. Boredom is how a person feels about a plate after eating the food on it.

40. Be an active, brave and optimistic dream catcher, never say negative words, only persevere and forge ahead towards your goals, and wait for you not far away after success.

4 1. Being able to stay extremely relaxed at the most critical moment is not a skill, but a practice, which is the result of a long-term subtle practice and promotion. We often say that some people win psychologically or some people lose psychologically. The difference lies not in rationality, but in the resilience of this mental relaxation.

42. If you have time to learn Feng Shui, you can make up for the regret that you can't afford a good house before you die.

Hey, maybe I forgot everything at this moment.

44. I see vicissitudes in your brow, confidence in your eyes, years on your forehead and leeks between your lips and teeth. Go brush your teeth!

45. A simple and quiet life is actually not happy, so I only embrace the present, and the lasting feeling is not happy at all, so I only believe in the present.

46. We left the school, just like a happy pony. Those sentences that make people feel relaxed

47. Drink a bowl of warm soup, wipe a happy night cream on your face, be confident that the quilt will always be warm, cuddle will always be lingering, childish words will blow to your ears, and your caring lover will always accompany you. Have a good sleep and smile.

48. I looked at the blue sea and couldn't help humming, feeling as light as a sailing boat sailing against the wind.

49. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

Let's meet again in a few decades and send them to the crematorium to burn them all to ashes. You and I don't know anyone, so we all send them to the countryside to make fertilizer.

5 1, tired of looking out of the window, the mood will become happy. If you are tired, just look at the sky and be sure to relax. Take a nap when you are sleepy to keep healthy. No matter what you are doing, I want to send you a short message to make you happy. Please contact me often if you have anything!

52. My mother asked me if I had a boyfriend, and I said no. My mother said: I can have this, and I said: I really don't have this.

53. The moment we passed by was so perfect. Aren't you afraid to twist your neck when you look back?

Life is not a race, but a journey. Games care about the destination, and travel cares about the scenery along the way.

55, hands in pockets, nobody loves.

56. I am like a gust of wind, running wildly in this noisy city. They can't see me and I can't see myself. In this way, I felt the feeling of flying, forgot my troubles, lost my irritability and became relaxed.

She is as happy as a singing bird.

58. A happy mouth is like a dividing line on leather shoes.

59. If you want to weave a dream for the future, now is the right time to seize the present, have everything and have a life.

60. Take a rest when you are tired; If you are bored, just relax. No one can replace your troubles, just as you can't share your happiness; No one can choose your choice, just as you can't control your own steps. Whatever you want, you will be disappointed if you try deliberately, and you will be disappointed if you hope. Come lightly, go lightly, get along lightly, give people peace and give themselves peace; Come quietly, walk quietly, watch quietly, relax people and relax yourself.

6 1, I can't miss myself, I can't take care of myself, I can't take care of myself, I can't give myself happiness.

62. Going to a place and missing a place are all because of the people there; Instead of the scenery there, a city will be associated with itself; Because there used to be many good friends there.

63. I have no pot. If I had a pot, I would stew you! The latest relaxation sentence

64. Everyone has his own destiny, and everything has nothing to do with others.

65. Being single is not difficult. The hard part is dealing with people who try their best to make you end your single life.

66. I am trying to find a new model. Go ahead. Anyway, it has nothing to do with me. Before I find a new pattern, I want to end my history, so I have to try to end myself first, even if the traces left are so blunt!

You can't change the environment, but you can change yourself. You can't change the facts, but you can change-attitude; You cannot change the past, but you can change the present; You can't control others, but you can control yourself; You can't predict tomorrow, but you can grasp today; You can't do everything smoothly, but you can do everything wholeheartedly; You can't extend the length of life, but you can decide the width of life;

68. When people make mistakes, most of them think too much when they should use their true feelings, and they are too emotional when they should use their brains.

No matter how well the house is repaired, it is only a temporary residence, and that small box (urn) is your permanent home.

70. If you have time to learn Feng Shui and occupy a good tomb after your death, you can make up for the regret that you can't afford a good house before your death and live an erhu-like life with the spirit of hip-hop blues.

7 1, the sign of an immature man is that he can die bravely for his ideal, and the sign of a mature man is that he can live humbly for his ideal.

72. I know that you are the person I want to wait for most in my life, so I will love you all my life!

Your gentleness and thoughtfulness, your frankness, your lovely smile, your charming eyes and your every move fascinate me.

74. A woman without talent is a virtue. I must be too evil.

75, people are not smart, but also learn from others to be bald.

76. What is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones.

77, people, there are times when they can't meet, they all have the embarrassment of frustrated wishes, and they don't want to face failure. I used to have lofty ideals and perfect visions.

78. I don't like talking, but I talk the most every day. I don't like to laugh, but I always laugh. People around me say that my life is so happy, so I think I am really happy. But why did I suddenly become silent among a large group of friends? Why do I feel sad when I see a similar figure in the crowd? I forgot to talk when I saw the trees falling madly in autumn, and I forgot my original direction when I saw the warm yellow lights on the road as it was getting late.

79. I knew you were a monster as soon as I opened my eyes.

80. People who have no place to cry are the most miserable people in the world.

8 1, I'm not a fortune teller on the overpass, so I can't say so many things you like to hear.

82. You are like milk in my mouth. I am thirsty, hungry, sleepy and tired, but you can't help me. You only moistened me for a while.

83. What is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones.

Please don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital.