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Qq signature is cute and cute.
We pretend to be psychologists in front of our friends, but our own problems can't be solved.
I don't want you to see my tears.
From now on, I no longer expect anything, but cherish what I have.
There are only two possibilities of disappointment: choosing the wrong person or expecting something that should not be expected.
6. Great! My beloved teenager loves me deeply.
7. Only I can understand your charm.
8. Happiness is not what you think, but what you get.
9. I have long been used to being alone, and few people ask.
10. I knew it was so difficult to find someone, so I decided to kiss the doll.
I love you, which is by no means an understatement.
12, please make up a convincing reason before you convince me.
13, time is like noodles, and the sun and the moon are like pots.
14. Later, I met thousands of people who liked your eyebrows and your eyes, but didn't like your face.
15, give me a good night and let me know that it is difficult to have you tomorrow.
16, if there is next life, I must be your heart, because if I don't jump, you will die.
17, maybe I am just a passer-by in your life, but you won't meet the second me.
18, the first love is infinitely good, but it hangs early.
19, does it mean that after two people have been together for a long time, their feelings will gradually fade away, and then they will forget each other after the baptism of time?
20, ask what the sky is clear, ask someone to add a pair of cotton trousers.
2 1, our aim is to put customers to sleep.
22. The difference between me and Telunsu is! I have low purity, and Telunsu has high purity!
23, people are not smart, but also learn from others to be bald!
24. Nothing can delay the time from work.
I'm really afraid that what I gave you was a heart and what you gave me was a knife. Friendship or love!
It is said that women are like water, so I learned to swim.
27. I don't usually walk, and the road I usually take is not an ordinary road!
28. The dead are often missed, while the living are often forgotten.
29. I like being with you very much. Very warm and comfortable.
I hate being put in a dispensable position. Do you think of me because there is no one to accompany you?
3 1, I support you with my whole life, I just hope your eyes stop flowing.
32. If cleverness is punished, I don't want to cut to pieces; If you can't get the soul, do you still care about intimacy?
Believe me, I am very low-key, Xixi, why am I so cute ~
Sleeping is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing it.
35. What is the head teacher? Is to ruin your friendship! Destroy your love again! Terrorists who don't leave your family alone!
36. I'm just a little stubborn, which can be called my advantage.
37. Say sorry to yourself, because what others do for themselves is very difficult.
The most distressing thing is not that you don't love me, but that I don't know how to love you.
39. I just want to leave two eyes before the residual light just to see you.
40. People struggle for breath, but what they force out is a piece of shit!
4 1, the sky is gray, the wilderness is vast, and the mentality of getting rich is too confused.
42, born to stay, born to be cute, born to be cute and confused ` (* _ *)!
43, time, old face, thin thoughts, buried love.
44. Love those who are kind to you and forget those who don't cherish you.
45. My computer is old and pure. When it comes to colored topics, you can't stand the black screen.
46. After class, the teacher said she could ask her questions. I asked her with a love letter, and she asked me to wait for her at the teaching place.
47. At one time, I always admired that my deskmate had the best deskmate in the world.
You must come when I lose weight, because seeing you will make me lose my appetite.
49. Most people who say you are not good behind your back are animals who can't see that you are better than him.
I don't lose my temper, but I don't lose my temper easily.
5 1, the air soaked by rain is tired and sad, and the fairy tales in memory have slowly melted.
52. We are all nearsighted, which blurs our truest feelings.
53. Rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests, and the quality is not good. Why don't they look around?
54. They are all naive, thinking that as long as you put your heart into other people's hearts.
55. If I see through time and love, will my heart stop hurting?
56. Our story is very short, and I remember every detail clearly.
If I have to sell cabbage, I'd rather not love it.
I just want someone who can love me for a long time.
59. Pick up a cigarette and feel lonely.
60, don't be confused, don't fall in love. Not afraid of the future, not thinking about the past. Okay, then.
6 1, I struggled with fat and almost didn't sacrifice.
62. Read thousands of books and Wan Li Road, make a fortune and be a heartthrob!
63. Rogues can't stop people who know martial arts. Educated hooligans are afraid of everyone.
64. Empty eyes can't recall the narrative of memory.
65. I think I will forget that I once said that I would grow old together, and the original oath was not reliable.
66. Women like two kinds of flowers all their lives: one is to spend money, and the other is to spend as much as possible!
67. In fact, no one in this world can understand another person's sadness.
68. I can't participate in the first half of your life, I will accompany you for the second half!
Even if you have a pen, I will be jealous.
70, money is not a problem, the problem is no money!
7 1, indifferent to many past jokes, just to achieve the eternal future.
72. Pupils have changed from brats to goddesses, and I have also changed from brats to big children.
73. Fate makes you lose a big wave, and it will definitely give you a big wave in the end.
74. The function of the alarm clock is to remind me to sleep in another position.
75. Will you remember me after I leave?
76. I always thought that where there was the original me, there was the original you.
77. It is said that women are clothes and big sister is a brand that you can't afford to wear.
78. In fact, our love is a sweet burden, and I am just the harm to your happiness.
79. I want to be held by you and always lead the way for me.
80. I have two hobbies, static and dynamic. Quietly sleeping, moving over.
8 1, to be honest, don't care too much about someone, it will only hurt you.
82. It was very easy to mix in ancient times. Cut it and you can be a civil servant.
83. That time has passed and become a memory.
85, clear water gives hibiscus, stupid pigs are different!
I missed your past, but I don't want to miss your future.
87. The principle of eating food is that I like whoever buys me snacks every day.
88. I won't give up on someone just because of one sentence.
89. I hid in my own world and painted the ground as a prison.
90. It turns out that friendship, like love, will eventually become a stranger without management.
9 1, express my unforgettable feelings for you with the most cruel injury.
92. Count every day like a year, and count every minute that is no longer relevant to you.
93. Let me lose my memory and disappear into your world.
94. The schoolmasters have almost understood. Don't be too divorced from the masses.
95. Every reserved and calm present has a silly and naive past.
96, work, take a step back and broaden the horizon. Love, take a step back and broaden the horizon.
97. When I was a child, I was a princess with a bed sheet and a birthday hat on her head.
98. Tell yourself that no one can leave me.
99. I feel sorry for the girl who shed tears for a man.
100, if we hadn't met at the beginning, wouldn't we have today's pain?
It's cute and cute. Talk about cute and naughty sentences.
1. When there are no birds in a hundred mountains, thousands of people die.
2. The teacher said: Don't get up when you fall, and see if there is any money around you.
3. Lala Lala Lala, I am an expert in selling newspapers and earned 1 yuan;
If you love, life is lovely everywhere. If you hate it, life is hateful everywhere. If you are grateful, you can be grateful everywhere.
Let the storm come more violently and let the date get soaked.
6. I want to be an onion in my next life, and whoever bullies me will burst into tears.
7. Maybe you will meet a more beautiful girl, a gentler girl, a girl who loves you more than I do, but without me, they can't eat, sleep and bother me.
8. Love is like poop. You've worked hard for a long time, but it's nothing.
9. The sky is gray and wild, and the psychology of getting rich is too confused.
10. It is said that children nowadays wash their hair not for cleanliness, but for hairstyle.
1 1. I can cook all kinds of instant noodles. Do you want to consider marrying me?
12. "Passing by the high school classroom and seeing the blackboard, I feel that English is so difficult." "That's math!"
13. Do you feel that some boys forget their girlfriends when they have wives?
14. Men's arrogance and contempt for women also come from women's stomachs.
15. I especially like the teacher to get angry, scold us for a class, and then class is over.
16. You always call me lazy. Yes, I like you and I'm too lazy to give up.
17. There is a six-year-old niece at home. At lunch that day, she talked about what her niece likes to eat. As a result, her niece said, "Dad still eats his mother's milk at this age. You said it's not a shame to lose it ... "
18. How can we grow tall without the sun?
19. Just out of the community gate this morning, a five-or six-year-old girl hugged my thigh and cried and said, Uncle, marry me! I was in a mess when I suddenly heard a voice behind me saying, even if you get married, you have to go to school today!
20. I have been with you for a long time, and I like joking more and more.
2 1. Every student has magical skills to finish homework in one day, but it can only break out on the last day of the holiday.
22. Father tells a story to his son: Once upon a time, there was a frog ... Son: Is there a science fiction story? Father: Once upon a time there was a frog in space ... Son: Is there a limit level? Father: shh ~ keep your voice down so that mom can't hear you. Once upon a time, there was a frog with no clothes on …
23. I am most afraid of death, I am also afraid of getting sick and taking medicine, and I am even more afraid of dying suddenly when I get sick and taking medicine.
24. Just now, a friend told me a touching story. When he was in junior high school, he was blackmailed by a bad boy for 20 yuan. He handed it to 50 yuan, and the delinquent boy gave it back to him, 30 yuan.
There are many heartless people in the world, but there will be more boring people.
The best way to stop advertising is to smash the TV and computer.
27. I don't think my own food is as delicious as others'.
28. Today, I saw a woman chasing a man. She is so cute. She said, "Will you be my boyfriend?" Just do it, but I'll think of another way. "
29. He quarreled with her. He slammed the door and left, shouting that he would be a grandson when he came back! Two hours later, he stood downstairs and shouted, "Grandma, I'm coming to see you!" " "
30. "Will you like me?" "no" "then I'll teach you."
3 1. The pet food company made a market survey, and the person who answered the phone was a child. Investigator: Do you have any dogs, kittens or rabbits at home? Child: No, my mother gave birth to me!
32. If no one in the world wants you in the future, you must remember that there is still me, and I don't want you!
33. Some people have long hair that others envy, and it turns out to be a wig.
34. Most TV shows say that if you kill me, no one will be killed. On the contrary, whoever says don't kill me will be killed.
35. My sister has m-girls in her dormitory. There is a girl named "Jiao Wa", petite and lovely. There is an "Eve" who likes apples. There is a "Kuwa" with a good figure. My sister is called "gourd baby" because she snores when she sleeps.
36. When I knocked on the table in class, the teacher said to me: Be gentle, the teaching building is not strong.
37. This life is not long. Only by cherishing can we miss those beautiful and lovely things and leave as few regrets as possible.
38. Find friends, boyfriends, kiss, hold hands and have children at night.
39. "I have noticed that you have recently ..." "Stop saying' fat' or' fat'!" "swollen!"
40. The mother asked her five-year-old son, "If mom and dad quarrel, which side will you stand on?" The child thought it over carefully and said firmly, "Stand by and watch"!
4 1. If I look listless, I may be tired, I may be sick, but the biggest possibility is that I am hungry.
42. The teacher said that a wrong question is a kind of wealth. I read my paper and found that I am a local tyrant.
43. When I get up every day, there will always be a heart-wrenching drama with my dear quilt: kissing lingering, reluctant to part, and hating parting.
44. Sometimes I think I like you very much. That feeling is like eating too much and bursting.
Meng Mengda talks about it lovely.
Let's raise our glasses first, so it's better to take root in the Yellow Crane Tower.
Second, I will tell you what I should tell you, and asking what I shouldn't know is a big mouth.
Don't believe me every time I say I'll never talk to you again. Do I look like a man of principle?
Fourth, meeting the right person in the right place is the real happiness.
I sprinkled a handful of salt into the universe. I can't sleep before three o'clock, so I'll eat salt and bake a small planet tonight.
6. I love you and I feel sorry for you. It's just proof that I'm alive.
Seven, this long and wonderful life, I just want to spend it slowly with you, so that every memory shines under the dust of the old days.
I can't tell you how much I like you, but I know in my heart that I would rather quarrel with you than love others.
9. They said that the Internet was fake, and I laughed as if the reality was true.
Remember one sentence: thinking too much will ruin you.
Eleven, the left eye jumps, the peach blossoms open, the right eye jumps, and the chrysanthemums open.
Being beautiful is your blessing, and living beautiful is my skill.
Thirteen, I remember that you love me, maybe I remember wrong.
Fourteen, Meng Meng's cuteness, talk about people like cuteness, talk about selection.
Don't call me fat. I will think that you are jealous that I eat better than you.
Sixteen, the rich buy six generations of apples, and the poor buy six bags of apples.
The happiest thing in the world is to find money from washed clothes.
I want to eat you when I look at you. I can never resist your scent, dear braised pork.
Nineteen, I am not a prince, why do girls always think they should be a princess when they see me!
Twenty, I am so beautiful and lovely that I don't know who will be cheaper in the future.
Rain or shine, please remember that you will always be with me.
Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face. My dislike has nothing to do with my mood.
Twenty-three, the rich are brushing Taobao, and the poor are brushing Weibo.
24. There was once an isolated island. I don't know why everyone disappeared, leaving only two men and an ugly woman. A man can't help marrying this woman! The other one waited for eighteen years, and he smiled, because those two people had a daughter, which was beautiful!
I know I have a bad temper. If you can't bear it, you must reflect on yourself and why others can.
Twenty-six, we must firmly believe that as long as we are alive, we can find delicious food.
You are very kind, but I am too beautiful for you.
Twenty-eight, I want to be with you and infect you with stupidity.
Twenty-nine, heartless, I licked my fingers and cried.
Thirty, chatting is valuable, and the internet fee is higher. If you are sleeping, you can throw them both.
After meeting you, my dream is no longer to ride to the ends of the earth, but to go home no matter how late.
32. Looking at beautiful women in the street is an appreciation if you look up, and a hooligan if you look down.
33. I do all kinds of evil. I hope you can kill me for the people.
Thirty-four, one day, you will understand: your grievances should be digested by yourself, and your story need not be told to everyone; Few people really understand you, and most people will only peek at your jokes from their own standpoint; All you can do is hide the secret and get stronger step by step!
Thirty-five, life is a process, and both beauty and loveliness are understood. While I am still young, I can pay for love without reservation; When I am still ignorant, I can give it to myself; Although I am still naive, I can believe that loving you is a lifelong thing. Please love my youth, my madness and my persistence. Let's talk about a naive love in a young age when we haven't learned how to calculate the world!
Thirty-six, when you are in a good mood, you can see the sunshine on rainy days.
Watermelon, watermelon, tell me, am I the cutest person in the world?
No matter how beautiful the scenery in the world is, it is not as good as the journey home.
39. I am still young and need some advice. However, I don't need your advice.
Forty, the craziest thing in my life is to fall in love with you, and my greatest hope is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life.
Forty-one, we always have nothing to say at the beginning and miserable at the end.
Meng Meng talks about cuteness.
1. I'm from far away, and I didn't bring a gift. I went to a far away place and no one came to see me off.
My friend owes me 5 yuan, and the tone is that he is not going to pay it back.
If urine can be used as medicine, then my son is a cash cow.
It is the heart that is dirty, not the world.
5. Do you know how disgusting you are? When your mother first felt your presence ... she threw up. ...
6. The most exciting sentence in the class is: The class won't come today! ! !
7. When you first get together, you may even think that the other person is cute when he is angry, that is, how to look at it. After a long time, aesthetic fatigue, everything tends to be dull. If you are a little anxious, it is unreasonable. A little angry, like a bitch in the other person's heart. This is the reality. Love can't keep fresh forever. If you are still dreaming that love will last forever, you should wake up.
8. If you tell me I love you, will you die?
9. If you can't see me, you will die. If you see me, you may not be in this world.
10. Don't play love games with me, you can never afford it.
1 1. What will happen if a man is pregnant? I've been struggling
12. Crazy people live a crazy life every day.
13. Sometimes I think about it. It is better to have two feet on both sides than to be dead set on one person.
14. Each of us is a patient, but some people are called doctors.
15. When I am extremely poor, I only have one thought, that is, I hope the teacher will not wake me up.
16. Even if I am poor, I don't want to ask anyone.
17. I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a life of eating goods.
18. Close my eyes and I see my future.
19. Classic and lovely MengMeng selection.
I'm not sad that my best friend stole my lover. I finally understand what you are.
2 1. After breaking up, I will still miss you in Tomb-Sweeping Day every year.
22. Isn't there an exam today? Why do you all have a head?
23. I would rather owe others money than let others owe me money, uncle who owes money.
24. You are the one who humiliated myself when I was sleepy. You are really mean.
25. The end of the world is over. Don't fucking tell me eternity is ancient.
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