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The people in the temperament club speak a complete collection.
2. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually.
Seeing you is like seeing small vegetables in the market, a handful of 50 cents.
My mother said that if anyone bothered me while I was playing games, I would give him a bottle of Fuyanjie.
6. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but the exam is coming soon. Others are reviewing, but they are previewing. More tragically, people passed the preview, but you failed the review.
7. The four most challenging things in history: repairing the elevator for Mount Everest, tiling the Great Wall, wearing gloves for flies and masks for mosquitoes.
8. It is better to seduce a man to be good to himself than to be good to a man.
9. She is a widow. I can't let her be a widow.
10, there are many ways to end friendship, and the most thorough one is to borrow money and not pay it back.
1 1. If you hang up, please burn me a sister.
12. Looking at it, it's all goods. Who do you want to live with, sister?
13, not all men and women are equal, so why can't I go to the ladies' room?
14, if I don't hit you, you won't know that I am actually both civil and military.
15, I am immortal. Please smoke something. The Buddha said that smoke without fire can't be a positive result, and smoke without fire can't be immortal!
16, Baidu couldn't find you, so it had to enter sogou!
17, beautiful women are your advantage, and living beautifully is your skill!
18, the trip to shenzhou is ok for me. I don't have to pay to see if you can do it.
19, if one day my sister becomes cruel and crazy, please tell others that my sister is a lady.
20, people are iron, fan is steel, and don't pretend to be flustered for a day.
2 1, a friend's wife can't bully, it's okay to sleep. There are thousands of men in Qian Qian. If I am unhappy, I have to change every day.
22. You look like you're invited to scold me.
23, you don't want beauty, you don't want money, what do you want? !
24. Does the boss have a coke? Give me a bottle of sprite.
25. Looking at beautiful women in the street, the higher point is appreciation; Any lower is a hooligan.
26. There is a kind of crash called incorrect password input, a kind of panic called account login in different places, a kind of feeling called invisibility, a kind of misunderstanding called human-computer offline, and a kind of loss that you don't have access rights!
27. One person is happy, two people are alive, and three people live to the death.
28, I don't want much, a glass of water, a piece of bread, a sentence I love you; If you are extravagant, I hope: you pour the water yourself, you cut the bread yourself, and you tell me I love you!
29. Seeing you, I feel more entangled than going to the grave.
30, ask what the world is, just ask people to take off their clothes and pants.
3 1, the two most difficult things in the world: one is to put your own thoughts into other people's heads, and the other is to put other people's money into your own pockets. The former successfully called the teacher, while the latter successfully called the boss. Both of them successfully called their wives or universities or churches!
Man is iron and Fan is steel. If you don't pretend to hold your breath for a day, you will panic.
1, everyone who doesn't want to fall in love has an impossible person in his heart!
2. She is a widow, and I can't let her be a widow.
3. When I see you, I feel more entangled than going to the grave.
If I don't hit you, you won't know that I am both civil and military.
I'm not afraid to kick you. I'm just afraid of getting Nike on my feet.
6. My mother said that I would give a bottle of Fuyanjie to anyone who bothered me while I was playing games.
7. Repair the elevator for Mount Everest, tile the Great Wall, wear gloves for flies and masks for mosquitoes.
8. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually.
9. Emperor: Sister Rong, why do you embarrass Swallow and Ziwei? What's your motive, you humble slave? Sister Rong knelt on the ground and said with tears in her eyes, Your Majesty, do you remember the summer by Daming Lake and Sister Rong who was rowing?
10, the furthest distance in the world is not life and death, but the exam is coming soon. Others are reviewing, but they are previewing. More tragically, people passed the preview, but you failed the review.
1 1 Part I: I didn't bring my student ID card, and Part II: I didn't do the listening, reading and composition questions. Horizontal approval: Focus on participation!
12, God is fair to all. If you give one thing, you will get another. We always see what he took, but we can't see what he gave us.
13, 10 to 12 women who don't sleep are shameless; Not sleeping at 4 am is not death; Do you often live a shameless and desperate life? !
14, you don't want beauty, you don't want money, what do you want? !
15, alive will die sooner or later; If you die, you will live forever.
16, there is a crash called password input error, a panic called account login in different places, a feeling called invisibility, a misunderstanding called human-computer offline, and a loss that you have no access rights!
17, (meaning good night) Good night: Wan 'an! Unpacking the Chinese pinyin of this word is: I love you, love you! Good night Pinyin Wan 'an, except that each letter represents a word, that is, I love you, love you!
18, I don't want much, a glass of water, a piece of bread, a sentence I love you; If you are extravagant, I hope: you pour the water yourself, you cut the bread yourself, and you tell me I love you!
19, you did it right, no one will remember; When doing something wrong, even breathing is wrong!
There are thousands of men in the world, and I have to change every day.
2 1, a friend's wife can't bully her to sleep.
22. I am an immortal. Please smoke something. The Buddha said that smoke without fire cannot be a positive result, and smoke without fire cannot be immortal!
23. If one day my sister becomes cruel and crazy, please tell others that my sister is a lady.
24. Seeing you is like seeing a small vegetable in the market, 50 cents each.
25, people are iron, fan is steel, one day without pretending to suppress panic.
26. Looking at beautiful women in the street, a little higher is appreciation; Any lower is a hooligan.
27. Does the boss have a coke? Give me a bottle of sprite.
28. Not all men and women are equal. Why can't I go to the ladies' room?
29. I owe you a loan due or something.
30. If you hang up, please burn me a sister.
3 1, ask what the world is like, just ask people to take off their clothes.
32. There are many ways to end a friendship, and the most thorough way is to borrow money and not pay it back. Interesting quotation
33. Looking at it, it's all goods. Who do you want to live with, sister?
34. You look "Please come and scold me".
Face is a super classic mood phrase given by others-you have lost face yourself.
At night, as soon as I closed my eyes, I heard: the voice of the aunt cooking next door, the voice of the little cow crying across the street, and the voice of my mother calling me to eat.
If I fall down one day, please tell him. I used to be simple because the world is not as simple as I thought.
Everyone is pretending to be serious, and I have to pretend not to be serious.
Is it because I care too much? If I don't care so much, I will be much happier. . .
Give up what you shouldn't give up easily, and stick to what you shouldn't.
Fate never sympathizes with the weak.
Challenge the future between you and me with an indifferent attitude, live a carefree life and have so-called ideas?
Life is a chess game, and I am willing to be a chess piece. Although my pace is slow, everyone can take a step back.
Being famous is not necessarily wonderful. Rats and cockroaches are not famous.
Don't underestimate anyone.
Don't let time kill your fleeting time.
You don't know until you do something, and you don't know until you do something wrong.
How can a man win a woman's heart without spending money?
I can't because no one will help me up.
My parents gave me the background, and I played the country myself.
You'll never know, what I once said is to accompany you, to accompany you for a lifetime, but it's true.
It turns out that you don't even have the courage to announce to others that I am a girlfriend.
If you can, please take away your memories, because he is not as gentle and warm as you. . .
Don't call me a bad woman, I'm just too good to be obvious.
How long can we be together? Sometimes you really make me want to give up! Maybe we really don't fit together!
I will be strong enough to make your heart ache.
Stand under the big tree when it thunders. Tell god I want to cross it, too
You can't afford to die in the morning if you don't sleep at night. This is my life now. ヽ
I touched everyone, but I can't touch you.
My feelings are played with by you like toys.
No one can find a trace of innocence on our sad faces.
You took him very seriously, and finally you were fooled.
Looking for a bosom friend for this long night
Many times we don't know, but pretend to know; We know a lot of things, but pretend not to know; Many times we are unhappy, but pretend to be happy.
I like walking alone, but I don't like talking. Sometimes, speaking needs mood.
When will you know that my signature is actually about you?
Looking at the past chat records, I smiled, and I cried when I laughed.
If you can't afford me, just let go of your hand.
As a child, why do you see everything so thoroughly?
Don't say "inappropriate" to me when we break up. I'm a fucking Martian, not suitable for the earth.
When I was a child, the watch I drew on my hand didn't move, but it took away our best time.
The more life experience, the more question marks in my mind. What kind of problems will you make in the face of various human problems?
Face is given by others. You lost it yourself.
No matter what will happen in the future, it is most important to be happy every day.
Even if there is no future, love each other.
Height is not a distance, age is not a problem, as long as the feelings are there, I also love the elderly.
I hope, I hope happy people are happy. . . .
I am tired. I am really not as strong as you think. I also want to have a support.
Space talks about the domineering model of social people
1, don't give up if you are jealous, please continue if you are envious.
2. You play with your customization and I play with my formatting.
I would rather be fat and delicate than thin and similar.
Seeing me makes you unhappy, but I like it.
5. Bad guys need strength, while scum need taste more.
6. Look at a huge life with great feelings.
7. My tolerance may be out of line. Please be rational.
8. I'm just used to having you, not wanting you!
9. I'd rather be single all my life than accommodate you.
10, don't play with elder sister, your ambiguity is bullshit.
1 1, I am the master of my youth, you don't need to intervene.
12, single girls is not guilty, and single girls is not tired.
13, some things don't try to be brave, some people don't have to force.
14, you have your other half, I have my next stop.
15, chic life is chic and not dirty.
16, don't show off your ignorant pride in front of me.
17, I don't look down on you, but I don't want to talk to you at all.
18, I can't be defeated by reality because I still have a great dream.
19, my laziness and gentleness is an elegance that you will never understand.
20. I am who I am. I am different. If you don't like it, please step aside.
2 1, there is only one me on the earth, so none of you are allowed to hurt me.
22. Put away your insincerity towards my sister and roll all the way to the sun.
23, you are handsome, you drag, and you are still swinging in my blacklist.
24. Sorry, I have my first hero and don't want to be your second daughter. Thank you.
You can't pretend in front of me, so I have to smile and watch you continue to pretend.
26, you don't think yourself so important, you, but only I am irrelevant.
27. If you love me, please show your sincerity. If you don't love me, you will leave my world.
28. As long as you dare to treat me as a game, I won't open the plug-in to kill you.
29. Falling in love with you is neither intentional nor intentional. I am a professional.
30. Too many people come into my life, but none of them are the people I want.
3 1, take out the same fighting power as men and fight to the end with this derailed world.
32, you don't deserve to make public in Russia's black and white world, because Russia wants a colorful sky.
33. I have a big temper. Bow your head if you want. Kneel if you don't want to bow your head.
34. Smoking when you are lonely and drinking when you are lonely. A person's world is wonderful.
35. Mixed society is a physical activity, and it pays attention to four lessons: flash and movement.
36. With my sister's contempt for you, I trotted out of my sight.
Doctor, please give me some regret medicine and a glass of water to forget my feelings.
38, my world doesn't need too many people to understand, let you understand, then come on!
39, so shameless and heartless, your weight should be very light.
40. I am neither good nor bad, nor particularly outstanding, but I am so awesome.
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