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There are brothers and sisters at home
Scene 1: My brother recited in front of my mother, stumbling and stuttering. My sister didn't understand what we were doing, and no one paid attention to her, so she roared and looked around. It didn't matter, completely interrupting my brother's already dull thinking. My brother gave her an angry white look and said, "Don't make so much noise!" Hehe, when my sister saw that it was effective, someone finally ignored her and completely opened her throat, calling it joy. So, my brother stopped endorsing, and the two began to speak louder than anyone else. ...
Scene 2: My sister doesn't know where to pick up a pencil tip, and my brother in charge sees it. It is too dangerous! If you are quick-sighted, you must catch it. Although my sister is not as strong as my brother, she was robbed of the pencil by her brother. However, my sister has at least a dozen new teeth, and she is worried that she is useless. She aimed a pencil at her brother's hand and took a hard bite. So, my brother was miserable and screamed for help. Alas, my mother always plays the role of fire fighting and is anxious to separate them. The bitten grinning brother punched his sister's fleshy ass hard. So the shrill soprano began to sing. ...
Scene 3: My sister is sitting on the bed drinking milk, but somehow she spits the milk on the sheets and asks me to see it. I cried as soon as I saw it Hearing this, my brother said, "Wet the bed!" Sister was unhappy when she heard her brother say that she wet the bed! It's hard to yell at my brother. Seeing her angry, my brother became more and more excited and said, "Oh, I wet the bed! Wet the bed! Small mm wets the bed! " Seeing my sister and brother arguing, I was so angry that I slapped the bottle on the ground! Mother saw her sister throwing a bottle, so both of them were in trouble. After scolding the little ones, they scolded the big ones. ...
Situation 4: My brother has gone out to class. In the afternoon, my sister had a good time and didn't look at my brother's room. The door was open. In the evening, my sister, who was playing well in the living room, saw her brother come back and ran to his room. . My brother saw my sister enter her room and rushed into the room at a rocket speed. My brother is big and has long legs. Of course, he runs faster than my sister. So, one is in the door, one is outside, one is silent inside, and the other is singing loudly outside. Every day, this scene will be staged several times. ...
My brother and sister completely destroyed all my beautiful fantasies about brother and sister combination. Brother and sister who are ten years apart can make this field, alas! Makes me want to cry!
You two must be little demons sent by God to torture me.
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