Funny sentences suitable for friends circle. Tell me interesting sentences.

1, I look too fat. I was swollen by life.

I really don't understand that a person who can only turn what he eats into shit is qualified to say that he can turn what he eats into meat.

Look at your ranking and you will know how many people are in your class.

4, hot and hot. Come on, let's rain. This is a hot rhythm.

Don't come to me when you are bored, or I will appear redundant.

6, men are not bad, women do not love, men do not color, purely decoration.

7. Even if you want to cry again, smile and say: You are a grandfather!

Don't put pressure on me, it will be my motivation to become your boss.

9. If you treat women as clothes, you will run naked sooner or later.

10, I didn't force you to grow into Yu Man Schwab. You have no reason to force me to overtake Li Ka-shing.

1 1, I struggled with fat and almost didn't sacrifice.

12, after studying for more than ten years, I think kindergarten is better.

13, it doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.