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What's the worst kid you've ever seen?

It turns out that my brother-in-law has divorced my sister, and his prodigal deeds are famous in Ba Village. His real name is Jianzhong and everyone calls him a ghost. Let's call him a ghost for the sake of narrative convenience.

Hell, when I was a child, my father was the principal of a township primary school, and my mother was famous for her ability. In the countryside decades ago, people with fixed wages were not too bad. The rice and vegetables I eat are my own meat and my own pigs, and gradually his family's conditions are among the best in the village.

Unfortunately, he grew up in hell, he is not good at learning, he is afraid of farm work, and his brain is a little clever. He would say that he cheated his parents into agreeing that he had learned the technology of driving the door and bought him a big truck to pull goods, which was not available in the countryside decades ago. Hell, he's a genius, too People born in the countryside raised a young master who likes gambling, and drove a van to other places to pull goods, where he lost the freight for pulling goods. On the last trip, I bought a car and lost it until there was only one ticket left. I came back by bus, so I lost everything I bought. My parents really can't afford a big country bus, so they run to their village to solicit customers on the country roads in the city. At that time, his father had retired from school, so he sold tickets in the car and looked at his bear man. In winter, it snows on the road. His father came down to give him a cart and pushed it up the slope. He stepped on the accelerator of the car.

Later, after he married my sister, the couple lost together and our family lost once. After the failure, the two divorced and everyone was clean.

Uncle's eldest brother is 54 years old this year. He has no reservations. His name is Yongfa. The boy has some business sense. Twenty years ago, he rented a shop in the town to sell water and electricity equipment. Business is getting better and better, and when the couple can't do it, a relative introduces his married daughter to help. As a result, this group of embroidered pillows, silly boy's journey of eternal failure began for more than 20 years.

The relative's daughter is Xiaoyi, who is over 30 years old and has two children. In terms of seniority, Xiaoyi should be called Uncle Yongfa. But after working day after day and year after year in this hydropower shop, they fell in love and became partners. If we don't meet for a day, just like Sanqiu, we are very much in love, full of affection, and peach blossoms are blooming and dancing every day. Happiness is like a fairy, filial piety is greedy, and I will always fall at the feet of pomegranate skirt. Since then, the money earned by Yongfa has basically fallen into Xiao Yi's pocket.

Twenty years later, Yongfa had already driven away his wife's job of looking after the shop and directly replaced her with Xiaoyi. So far, Lao Tie doesn't believe it: Yongfa doesn't even have a TV, and none of the furniture is decent. My son is 30 years old and doesn't even have a bed. At night, my son's bed is on a wooden sofa, only 50 cm wide. It is rare in the world to lose a family to this extent.

Yongfa bought a car with a price of 654.38+ 10,000 yuan for Xiao Sanyi, while Yongfa's wife was still pedaling her bike without walking. Yongfa sent money to help Xiaoyi build a three-story building, and the decoration cost 65,438+20,000 silver. Xiaoyi wage earners wear gold and silver, and Yongfa's wife doesn't have a pair of leather shoes in winter. Xiaoyi's home is luxuriously decorated, but it is like a kennel, completely like a poor family and a poor family. There is no water heater, cooking, cooking and firewood, and there is no gas stove. Even the most basic modern appliances are lacking. Who doesn't admire a man who is defeated by his family?

My distant cousin, about 60 years old, lives in two houses with his father, who is nearly 80 years old. What a miserable life. His wife and son live next door, but the relationship has been severed. Almost no one in the village cares about him. He wandered in the street in rags all day, and his son walked by with his grandson without looking at him. He is a veritable black sheep in the countryside.

In the 1980s, my uncle just got married and was a character in the village. He is very upright and flexible in his work. He is the first chicken farm in the village and has accumulated a lot of savings in a few years. Later, the chicken farm continued to expand. At the rush hour, people who go to his chicken farm to buy eggs have to queue up, so he naturally becomes the upstart in the village.

His children are about my age. I went to his house to play when I was a child. Basically, I can see my uncle drinking with people at home every day. He is very enthusiastic. As long as the egg buyer or the feed delivery person hasn't left by noon, you must take care of the meal. The success of his career made him soon own the first motorcycle in the village, which made the villagers envious.

In the 1990s, every time I went to my uncle's house to play, I could eat snacks such as ham sausage and instant noodles. At that time, eating this kind of non-staple food was a luxury for us. The good times didn't last long. As more and more chicken farms are built in rural areas, the market for eggs has seriously declined, and chicken farmers have suffered losses. Uncle is no exception, even if he didn't make money, he owed tens of thousands of dollars. In this case, uncle closed the chicken farm.

In order to survive, like many people in the village, he went to work in other places and slowly paid off his debts. But when he went to work in other places, a girl of 16 years old from her uncle's village often talked to him. At this time, her uncle was 36 years old, and his wife and a pair of children were in their hometown. At first, my uncle often sent money home to pay his debts. Later, he simply stopped sending money, and my uncle lived with the little girl.

Time flies for more than 20 years, my uncle's son is married, and he has a lovely child, and his daughter is married. Over the years, my uncle's wife has become a father and a mother with her children. They all hate this ungrateful person, and only they know how much they have suffered.

The uncle and the little girl left and went home several times to apply for ID cards and other necessary documents. However, he quietly returned to the little girl's side and his family could not stop him. For uncle, his family is heartbroken.

Last year, my uncle went back to his hometown with a look of deliberately pretending to be crazy and selling stupidity. A man in his 60 s wanted to win the sympathy of others, but no one accepted him from his wife and children, only my uncle's father accepted him.

Today's uncle is so embarrassed that he should have a good life, but he goes his own way, betrays his faith, abandons his wife and children, and everything at the beginning is ruined. Facts have proved what he did and ruined the whole family. It can also be said that it is for the black sheep.

There are no people around me who are particularly rich and expensive, but when it comes to the prodigal family, one is very famous in our family, and now it is a negative teaching material for all of us!

That's my cousin. My cousin is the child of my mother's second brother.

My cousin is 47 years old this year. In that era when there was no family planning, only one child was born. In addition, there is a boy. At that time, my parents were more or less patriarchal, and my uncle and aunt were no exception! They like their cousin very much. They want the stars not to be given to the moon, but they are afraid of melting in their mouths and falling on their hands!

My second uncle is very capable. In his early years, he traveled all over the country and made huge profits. My second aunt is also very capable, taking her son to sell pork in the market. At that time, few women dared to go to the market to do business by themselves.

Thanks to the efforts of husband and wife, my uncle's family is getting better and better. Later, I bought four suites in the provincial capital and two suites in my hometown. By the end of 1990s, they had millions of deposits!

Supposedly, such a family, such parents, life should be very easy! Unfortunately, because my uncle and his wife spoil their son too much, my cousin was actually very good when he was a child. I remember when I was eleven or twelve years old, I participated in the chess competition in the province and won the second prize, but it was completely abandoned later. I love everything except learning, and I am proficient in eating, drinking, whoring and gambling!

Because of my parents' love, all the houses in my family are under my cousin's name except the one in my hometown.

Since my cousin came of age, she didn't go to work one day, and her girlfriend talked a lot, but she just didn't get married. Several suites under his name have been sold by him one after another, and no one knows what he did with the money.

Now my second uncle's house is left with his own name. A family of three lives there, and my cousin spends very little on his savings. Fortunately, the two old people still have pensions, so my cousin often asks my second aunt for money. If not, even my parents will fight!

A few years ago, my second uncle got laryngeal cancer. My uncle asked my cousin, if you go on like this, how will you live if your father leaves that day? Who will support you? Cousin's face is not red, and his heart is not beating. He said he would kill himself as soon as my uncle left!

Is failure at home a failure?

Xu/kloc-0 from a neighboring village followed the villagers to Qinghai to do department store business in 1996. At that time, the business was very good, but he was lured to the gambling table. He gambled away all the capital given by his parents in three years and came back with a debt.

After returning home, his parents wiped his ass and kept him from going out. First he was engaged, and then he opened an oil mill in the county. At this time, he gave up gambling, but he liked to drink, either closing the door to drink or not opening the door when he drank too much. After getting married, he didn't lose money, just because he felt that he couldn't make money in this business, he transferred it to others.

Parents saw that their son had not lost money in recent years, and thought that he was sensible, so they gave him hundreds of thousands and partnered with relatives to open a hot pot restaurant in the provincial capital. This relative runs a hot pot restaurant and knows how to run it. When business improved, he pushed Xu Raul out of the company. In a rage, Xu opened another one and closed down in half a year.

Taking out the money, in desperation, Xu led the pregnant daughter-in-law back home. After staying at home for a year, he said that he would work hard for his children, leave his son to his parents and go out with his parents' 500 thousand and his wife. This time, he opened a sports brand store.

Next, Xu opened a mobile phone shop and a cosmetics shop, and also did pyramid schemes for several years. Now he runs a sofa shop in his hometown.

But even so, people still have cars and houses, and their lives are very comfortable. Why? He didn't catch up with his parents' income level. What is more enviable is that no matter what he does, his parents will support him, no matter how much money he loses, his parents will not care about him, and no matter how many times he loses, his parents will not lose confidence in him.

In the mouth of parents, Xu is a restless and sentimental child, but his luck is not good. They never told anyone that their son had lost his family.

There is a village next door, and the famous one lost his home. This is notoriously unkind in our local area.

His father went abroad for gold a long time ago. His family bought the first small building, the first tractor and the first car in our village.

As a teenager, I was defeated. At that time, I guess I was brainwashed by young people, fooling around with people all day, and hanging out with five or eight rotten people in the town all day.

Everyone knows that his family is rich and everyone wants his money, but he is not stupid. He won't come as long as he is told to play cards and play for money.

The only shortcoming is lust, which I have lost in my life.

When I was a teenager, I broke my shoes with the old rascal's wife. This is well known among us locals. The old rascal went to his house to throw dung at him, and finally lost 80 thousand to the old rascal, so as to settle the matter.

But he has a bad reputation in our local area, and his family is ashamed in the local area.

After that, he even liberated his nature, hanging out with the ladies in the massage parlor all day, and finally one day he changed from whoring to soliciting.

He opened a massage shop next to a university in the city and hired more than a dozen people. He was less than twenty years old when he opened a massage parlor. He has been in the scenery for about five or six years and has never married a wife. But he bought a house in the city, and when others were still driving a Santana Jetta, he was driving a Honda Accord.

After making money, he wants to make his business bigger and stronger. He opened a club in the city and invested more than two million yuan. Two months later, he checked it and went in by himself.

After going in, I seem to have had a fight with my cellmate, hit my head and hurt myself. Sometimes I drool when I talk to people now.

After he got out of prison, it was like a different person who started gambling and didn't understand the process. Anyway, his house is still that small building in the 1980s, which is dilapidated and has no money to rest. He didn't marry a wife, but everyone in our village only spoke ill of him behind his back, and no one dared to face him. After all, barefoot people are not afraid to wear shoes.

My cousin's son had more than one million yuan for demolition and ten suites. After several years of tossing, the first three suites were mortgaged and the money was spent. Later, my cousin was hospitalized and borrowed money. A year later, my cousin and sister-in-law died one after another, leaving two grandchildren. The good days are gone in a few years.

It must be the last emperor! Even Jiangshan was defeated.

What's the worst kid you've ever seen?

My knowledge is limited. I have only met the former richest man in our village. About twenty years ago, when everyone was not rich, his family already had tens of millions of assets. The boss specially built a three-story building for his son's extracurricular exercise, including a table tennis room, a gym, a billiards room and a small basketball room. He installed a basketball stand and a tennis net in the yard.

As a result, this child is really "disappointing". I didn't read much, but I barely went to junior high school and grew up to be a rich second generation with developed limbs, confused brain and bad temper. Eating, drinking, whoring and gambling are commonplace, and fighting is also commonplace. Before he was twenty, he was detained several times. Finally, he had no choice but to marry a daughter-in-law, hoping to tie him down. Unexpectedly, within a few months, my wife was beaten away and my father-in-law was injured. My boss lost a lot of money and asked him to divorce.

In the next few years, I was so angry with my boss and father that I sold all my family property. The afterlife has disappeared.

Now only his mother lives in his sister's house.

Speaking of black sheep, I think of my aunt's son. There are three children in their family. The eldest is called "unfilial son" by relatives behind his back, and the second is called "black sheep". The third is a daughter, divorced, who goes back to her mother's house to live with her mother. My uncle passed away a few years ago.

Let's start with the boss When he was a child, he was obedient and got good grades. Everyone thinks that he is the most promising of the three. Who knows that after marriage, in the eyes of relatives, I married my daughter-in-law and forgot my mother. My granddaughter won't let my old mother see me or go to his house. Now the granddaughter loves to take care of her grandmother, and the old man is particularly sad.

Let's talk about the second child. I was rebellious and disobedient from childhood, I didn't study well, and I didn't find a serious job when I grew up. They all ate their old mother's money. Spend all day with gangsters in society. Later, he went to prison for a crime. After he came out, he refused to repent and asked his relatives for money. Relatives are far away from him.

Later, I went to Guangdong and soon brought back a girl. The old mother was so happy that she arranged a wedding for them and gave birth to a lovely son, thinking that he could change after he got married this time. Who knows, the child 1 year-old, his wife ran away, and the child still needs the help of the elderly. If you don't study hard, your children's education will be a big problem in the future, and the elderly will be tortured both economically and spiritually.

The third daughter used to be like a little sister when she was playing outside, but she is much more sensible in recent years.

Relatives are blaming the aunt's children and feel sorry for her. In fact, what is reflected behind it is the failure of family education. Aunt and eldest daughter-in-law must get along for different reasons, but granddaughter and grandmother are not allowed to meet at all, or this man lacks responsibility and correct outlook on life, and can't coordinate the relationship between the two women. The second son's long-term inability to stand on his own feet was also caused by menstruation's unprincipled love. I am more worried about my little grandson now, what kind of person he will become in such a family environment.