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Interesting words about expressing your weight gain (46 articles)
If I can't lose weight, let me grow taller!
3. My three shortcomings are: 1. Obesity; Second, fat; Third, so the fat can't be reduced!
I heard that chubby is the best figure. Is this your dish? This is simply nobody! I think it's okay!
I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a fat life.
6. I seem to have eaten a little more clothes, and it has gained weight regardless of my feelings!
7. You said take care many years ago. I haven't lost weight yet.
8. A fat man is fatter than others.
9. Intentional weight loss is doomed to obesity.
10. I hope everything is as simple as gaining weight.
1 1. My dream at the moment. Is to become a popsicle. Hit those anxious fat people.
12. fortunately, I ate myself fat before, otherwise I felt that this demon wind blew me away in minutes, and I was tired after a short walk.
13. Since the weather is so cold, can you freeze my mouth, too, so that I won't gain weight if I don't eat?
14. As long as I am in a bad mood, I will eat cakes, chocolates, fried chicken, hot pot, and things that will make me fat at night, so that I will feel better.
15. Whoever doesn't have a few folds in his stomach will not have ups and downs in his life.
16. This is delicious, too. I want it, too. It's time to gain weight in the new year, so sad.
17. Look at you, plump and charming, with fine eyes and phoenix eyes. You are so beautiful.
18. Don't lose heart. Although you don't have a recent trip, you still have a body shape that says you are fat when you are fat!
19. I don't think it's necessary to lose weight this year, because summer will not come, and heating is due in four months!
20. The only way to resist the cold winter is to store fat. I mean, I'm getting fat again.
2 1. Scared by my light movements? Ha ha. You know, fat is lighter than muscle.
22. It is not terrible for people to gain weight, but they are afraid of being fat and being uneducated!
Recently, many friends said that I was fat, which made me think: How can I have so many friends? Do I have too many friends?
There is nothing wrong with making a fat paper, at least it can warm others.
25. Every fat man is a potential stock. You have no idea how beautiful it is to lose weight. Let those who think you are fat and look down on you regret it.
26. I always feel particularly hungry recently. Then eat more. I thought I had gained weight.
27. Thanks to being a fat man, he can pinch his stomach when he is sad.
28. Is it easy for my mother to raise me so fat for so many years? I will never be thin, and I will never be thin.
29. What is the mentality of ordering takeout in the middle of the night? Maybe it's because you're not fat enough, so keep your fat.
30. My fatness is temporary, and your shortness is lifelong.
3 1. Losing weight is always the second most important thing in life. The first important thing is to eat and drink well!
32. While eating, while eating, I feel that my face is not fat.
The child is getting fatter and cuter.
34. I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I will gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life will be incomplete.
35. The naked eye can see the speed of weight gain. Every time I go out to eat, I'm embarrassed to say I'm fat. It's too difficult.
36. Every woman who fails to lose weight for a long time has a girlfriend who has been fat for many years.
37. Carry a big bag for me and buy a bunch of delicious food for her to put back. I still feel fat, so I reflect.
38. If time is killing pigs, then obesity is killing dragons!
39. God gave me many opportunities to gain weight, and I seized it.
40. No matter how slow you run, you are always faster than those sitting on the sofa.
4 1. Women always think they are too fat, while other women are thin.
42. Being fat means being fat. It's no use changing your hairstyle.
43. If you are lovelorn, let yourself gain weight, because you are broad-minded and fat.
44. As the saying goes, muddling along will be paid off sooner or later. If you eat too much midnight snack, you will get fat sooner or later.
45. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "you have lost weight".
46. Many people understand "generosity" as "pregnancy".
A humorous copy in which a girl sends a circle of friends to say that she is fat.
A humorous copy of a girl saying that she is fat in a circle of friends-1. This year's results, she gained 20 pounds, her stomach bulged, and she unlocked the greasy middle-aged man in advance.
People who like you will never think you are fat. People who hate you. I'm afraid you almost died of obesity.
3. Look down at your own meat, so gentle, you can't get rid of it.
He looks fat, but he is still fat after taking off his clothes.
I haven't seen you for a long time. You've grown into two people!
6. All the bad moods come from exams, gaining weight, having no partner, and being short of money.
7. After sitting for a month, I accidentally gained weight. Fat people don't deserve collarbone.
8. Many people understand "generosity" as "pregnancy".
9. The person you like is thinner than you, and the person you hate is thinner than you.
10. My face has turned into a cake, but I still comfort myself. Well, it's not like I've never lost weight.
1 1. My fatness is temporary, and your shortness is lifelong.
12. I used to be very thin, and it makes me sad to think about it.
13. A fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be read all his life.
14. Only pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not.
15. Love to eat is also an art. Don't stop me from pursuing art because of obesity.
16. I was greedy before I knew it, but I gained weight after I knew it.
17. Compared with me, I am fatter and more capable.
18. If you gain three pounds a month or are short of oil and salt, you may eat too many carbohydrates, so you should control it.
19. People lost weight during a holiday. I want to try the feeling of having no food at home, so I won't worry about losing weight.
20. God gave me many opportunities to gain weight, and I seized it.
2 1. Sell me by the catty, and I can still maintain Wang Sicong.
22. Fat people can't beat others and can't run away. Naturally, they have a good temper. Open-minded, cheerful, easy-going and carefree are all descriptions of our fat people.
23. Many people who can't find a partner like to blame others, fat strange chefs and ugly strange hairdressers!
Humorous copywriting articles about girls' circle of friends saying that they have gained weight 2 24. People who can't control their mouths should not make a fuss about losing weight! Serve you right! Fat man!
If you eat too much sugar, you will get fat. Sister, this is not fat. Sister, this is thick!
26. I'm not fat, I'm cute.
27. Every holiday, you will gain three kilograms. Take a closer look at three kilograms. Try hard to lose weight for half a year, and you will succeed in the New Year.
28. I am fat because I have a lot of things in my heart, and I am not thin.
29. At that time, Liang Qian was like a fresh sausage, wrapped in meat and tense. Now it's like an air-dried sausage, which dries without any water, and a layer of salt frost is deposited on the casing.
30. Recently, everyone says that I have gained weight. One told me to eat snacks, and the other made me snacks every day.
3 1. I ate too many sweets and my stomach swelled badly. Forget bread, milk tea, egg tart, Oreo omelet. I have to eat chocolate and candy directly, but I'm not fat enough.
32. The most exclusive thing in the world is your meat. No matter how you ignore it, it will never leave you!
33. Fat man, he wants to help his stomach and oil. He looks for food and drink every day, asks in the hospital with a big belly, and loses weight and is pregnant.
In all these years, I have never found a washbasin bigger than my face.
35. I've had a good time recently. It's nice to feel carefree. I was a little scorpion girl when I was fat. Come on!
36. The child is getting fatter and cuter.
37. Women are ugly and have no virtue. Once she went on a blind date, and it took a long time for the hero to arrive. Women get angry when they see that he is a fat man: fat man, ugly man! The hero was angry, too: at least I lost weight. Have you ever been beautiful?
There are many people in the world who want to eat but can't. I'm helping them finish their unfinished business.
39. I am so hungry that I can only beat my stomach with my fist to help me export my hunger.
40. If you sell me by weight, I can still maintain Wang Sicong.
4 1. I drifted with the tide and didn't look back on the way to getting fat. I am lying in bed eating chocolate at this time in the evening.
42. It's not that we fat people are too fat, but that you thin people are malnourished.
43. You are getting fat again, so hurry up and have a beer and a piece of Sichuan-style pork to calm your nerves.
44. I bought a pair of trousers last year, but they have become shorter this year. Then my dad said that my pants were lengthened and shortened because I gained weight.
45. No matter how slow you run, you are always faster than those sitting on the sofa.
46. The naked eye can see the speed of weight gain. Every time I go out to eat, I'm embarrassed to say I'm fat. It's too difficult.
A collection of humorous sentences (60 articles) that have gained weight by eating and drinking from the sea recently.
I have gained weight recently because of overeating. My pants have shrunk again. ...
2. Losing weight is a life topic that will only be remembered when you are full.
I am determined to lose weight, but I am doomed to be obese.
At two o'clock last night, I woke up in a dream with difficulty breathing. Maybe I've grown too fat recently.
I drifted with the tide and didn't look back on the way to getting fat. I am lying in bed eating chocolate at this time in the evening.
6. It's not that we fat people are too fat, but that you thin people are malnourished.
7. I want to tell you that I have been losing weight, but I haven't lost weight.
8. As long as you are thin, everything is omnipotent. If you are fat, everything is useless.
9. At that time, Liang Qian was like a fresh sausage, wrapped in meat and tense. Now it's like an air-dried sausage, which dries without any water, and a layer of salt frost is deposited on the casing.
10. I have gained weight for a long time and my weight has reached its peak. I am hungry every day, but I can't lose weight.
1 1. You are not chubby, but cute, making people happy and eye-catching.
12. I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I want to gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life will be incomplete.
13. People become fat in middle age and reach the top when they lose weight!
14. Why is it so difficult to lose weight? Just seven days after the Spring Festival, I gained six pounds. It's been a week since the Spring Festival, and I haven't lost a pound!
15. Let go of the hand you can't hold, it's too fat.
16. Xiao Da, who says she is not fat but has a fat face, is really cute and wants to bite MengMeng's bread face.
17. Fat people are not eligible to eat! Wait till you lose weight.
18. Everyone says I'm fat, but I'm just thin.
19. I always feel particularly hungry recently. Then eat more. I thought I had gained weight.
20. Yes, I am fatter than before, but my heart is wider. I've let go of all the things I couldn't let go of before.
I have been eating, drinking and getting fat recently. Losing weight is always the second most important thing in life. The first important thing is to eat and drink well!
22. We agreed to lose weight. Forget it. A meal won't get fat.
23. I cried, my face became fatter and fatter, and my limbs were still too thin. Is it like this to gain weight?
24. Fat women like to wear dark green sweatshirts and pants. They stood there like mailboxes.
I have gained a few pounds recently, so I must avoid eating salad in winter. It's really sad
26. I always take my life buoy with me when I swim in the sea. ...
27. Shut up and spread your legs. For a fat man like me, it's still useful!
28. Every major weight loss at a turning point in life has ulterior motives.
29. Your shortness is lifelong, and my fatness is temporary.
30. Only pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not.
3 1. I want to thin into a lightning bolt and illuminate all the wretched fat people.
32. Shut up and take your leg! If you can't control your mouth, what can you control?
33. Fat people are always updating their closets.
34. Bite the muscles in your cheek while eating, and suddenly realize if your face is fat.
I can turn over in such a short distance.
36. If time is killing pigs, then obesity is killing dragons!
37. I love to overeat unconsciously, and I feel fat after I know it.
38. Every holiday, you will gain three kilograms. Take a closer look at three kilograms. Try hard to lose weight for half a year, and you will succeed in the New Year.
Invite me to dinner when you miss me, and I'll come right away.
40. Actually, I kept it from everyone. I gained weight quietly. I can't accept it. I can't sleep at night.
I have been eating, drinking and getting fat recently. The speed of weight gain with naked eyes is 4 1. Every time I go out to eat, I'm embarrassed to say I'm fat. It's too difficult.
42. Don't call others rude just because they have gained a little weight!
43. I want to be as thin as a bolt of lightning, illuminating all the fat people. However, I have gained weight again.
44. I was going to thin into a lightning bolt this year and light up your eyes; As a result, fat becomes a nut wall, blocking your view.
45. Don't ask me where I come from. My hometown is far away. I can't go back because I'm losing weight. Good friends, let's cheer together!
46. Fat man, he wants to help his stomach and oil. He looks for food and drink every day, asks in the hospital with a big belly, and loses weight and is pregnant.
47. oh, my god If you can't make me thin! Just make my friend fat!
48. What is the mentality of ordering takeout in the middle of the night? Maybe it's because you're not fat enough, so keep your fat.
49. Fat people have only two ways, either to die of obesity or to starve to death. Fat people have only two ways out, either to make their bodies better or to make their mentality better. Which sentence do you agree with?
50. You are fat and delicate. You grow in the right place and look beautiful.
5 1. Eating fat, whether about environmental protection or democracy, seems unconvincing.
52. The angle of taking pictures is really important. If you are not careful, you will become short and fat.
Many people understand "generosity" as "pregnancy".
54. We are fat people, obese people with overnutrition. It doesn't hurt to eat less!
55. My beauty is said to be unworthy.
56. Didn't you just gain weight yesterday? Why did you gain weight today?
57. A fat man is fatter than others.
58. If you don't lose weight in April, you will be sad in May. Fat people are born funny!
59. You made a whole body fat filling!
60. Looking at old photos, I have to say that years have made pig feed. At first I thought I was fat and ugly, but of course I didn't expect it to get worse.
You can't wear fat pants after the festival. Interesting talk about collection (4 1)
You can't wear fat pants after the festival. Tell me an interesting story. 1. Many people who can't find a partner like to blame others, fat strange chefs and ugly strange hairdressers!
2. People lost weight during a holiday. I want to try the feeling that there is no food at home, so I won't worry about losing weight.
3. Life is like this, one wave is unsettled, and another wave rises. Treat allergies in spring and oils in summer, treat alopecia in autumn and dryness in winter, remove acne and wrinkle less, and then fight obesity all your life.
If you eat too much sugar, you will gain weight again. This is not fat, it is thick!
I don't dislike my people when I am fat, and I will repay you well when I am thin.
6. The word "losing weight" is quite distracting when you want to participate.
7. Women are plump when they are fat, slim when they are thin, slim when they are tall, and exquisite when they are short. Men are fat pigs, thin ribs, tall bamboo poles and short wax gourd!
No matter how slow you run, you are always faster than those who sit on the sofa.
9. Bite the muscles in your cheeks while eating, and suddenly realize if your face is fat.
10. Didn't you just gain weight yesterday? How can you gain weight today!
1 1. I'm so hungry, but I don't want to eat too much. I've eaten too much recently, and I feel like I'm getting fat.
12. I can't marry you. Because what I carry is different from ordinary people.
13. I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I want to gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life will be incomplete.
14. My dream at the moment. Is to become a popsicle. Hit those anxious fat people.
15. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "you have lost weight".
16. Give me three months. I will become two me and reappear in front of you at this moment.
17. I drifted with the tide and didn't look back on the way to getting fat. I am lying in bed eating chocolate at this time in the evening.
18. Maybe I am too fat and occupy too many positions, so I can't always appear in your heart.
19. What happened? Do you think you are not fat enough? Why did I order a fried string at midnight?
20. I am particularly annoyed with those who call themselves fat and lazy every day, or who don't think about themselves and take action.
2 1. Everyone lined up to weigh themselves. No sooner had someone stood up than the electronic scale rang. Please come one at a time, not two at a time.
You can't wear fat pants after the festival. Interesting talk about article 2 22. Clothes are getting thinner and thinner recently!
The only reason why I am fat is that my body is too small to hold all my personality.
24. Fat in vain, full of hope.
25. The meaning of being fat lies not in how much and what you eat, but in how you eat. Feel it.
26. When you are so fat that you cross your legs, one leg can't support the other. My legs are tired.
27. Fat people are not qualified to eat! You must lose weight.
28. With you, my heart can no longer hold others. After all, you have gained weight.
29. People who are not fat say they are fat every day, while those who are really fat are numb.
30. Fat has grown on my face and fingers recently. How can I lose weight?
3 1. The meat around the neck is covered layer by layer, just like overlapping waves.
Looking at old photos, I have to say that years have made pig feed. At first I thought I was fat and ugly, but I didn't expect it to get worse.
33. Long time no see, you are as fat as two people!
34. I ate too many sweets and my stomach swelled badly. Forget bread, milk tea, egg tart, Oreo omelet. I have to eat chocolate and candy directly, but I'm not fat enough.
It's too easy to get fat in winter. For a beautiful spring, I will try to lose weight.
If you eat a little, you shouldn't gain weight.
37. The fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.
38. Bite the muscles in your cheek while eating, and suddenly realize if your face is fat.
39. Only pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not.
40. Fat people want to be thin so much, and people who are too thin want to gain weight so much, so let their dreams come true, okay?
4 1. The most exclusive thing in the world is your meat. No matter how you ignore it, it will never leave you!
Make fun of your fat humor and talk about 50 sentences in the collection.
Talk about the humorous mood of poking fun at yourself for gaining weight (I) 1. Since the weather is so cold, can you freeze my mouth so that I won't gain weight if I don't eat?
2. I drifted with the tide and didn't look back on the way to getting fat. I am lying in bed eating chocolate at this time in the evening.
The only way to resist the cold winter is to store fat. I mean I'm getting fat again.
I don't think it is necessary to lose weight this year, because summer will not come, and heating should be done in four months!
5. People are afraid of being famous pigs and being strong, while men are afraid of having no money and women are afraid of being fat.
6. The epidemic is coming to an end. I don't want to eat any more midnight snacks and instant noodles. The trend of getting fat gradually is not optimistic.
7. My face has turned into a cake, but I still comfort myself. Well, it's not like I've never lost weight.
8. Say I'm not fat, but I have a chubby face, which is really cute. I want to bite MengMeng's bread face.
9. Fortunately, I ate myself fat before, otherwise I felt that this demon wind blew me away in minutes, and I was tired after a short walk.
10. As the saying goes, going out to hang out will be paid back sooner or later. If you eat too much midnight snack, you will get fat sooner or later.
1 1. Many people interpret "generosity" as "pregnancy".
12. I'm still eating this thing. I may think I gain weight too slowly.
13. Losing weight is always the second most important thing in life. The first important thing is to eat and drink well!
14. I slap myself hard when I take toner every day! I hope I can shoot a little.
15. Many people who can't find a partner like to blame others, fat strange chefs and ugly strange hairdressers!
16. We agreed to lose weight. Forget it. Don't gain weight after meals.
17. Recently, everyone said that I have gained weight. One told me to eat snacks, and the other made me snacks every day.
Talk about the humorous mood of poking fun at yourself for gaining weight (II) 18. The person you like is thinner than you, and the person you hate is thinner than you.
19. As long as you are thin, everything is omnipotent. If you are fat, everything is useless.
20. I cried, my face became fatter and fatter, and my limbs were still too thin. Is it like this to gain weight?
2 1. I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I will gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life will be incomplete.
22. I want to go home by wind, but I'm afraid I won't be weighed.
No matter how slow you run, you are always faster than those sitting on the sofa.
24. I don't know what the hell it is, but I really want to eat something chocolate. I really don't feel fat enough.
25. I want to be as thin as a lightning bolt to illuminate all the wretched fat people.
26. We are fat people, obese people with overnutrition. Eating less won't hurt!
27. Losing weight in summer is the only goal of my sister! Funny me and my funny colleagues.
Didn't you just gain weight yesterday? Why did you gain weight today?
29. At that time, Liang Qian was like a freshly baked sausage, wrapped in meat and tense. At the moment, it is like air-dried sausage, which is dry without any moisture, and a layer of salt frost is deposited on the casing.
30. People get fat in middle age, and when it comes to losing weight, it's on the top!
3 1. For so many years, I haven't found a washbasin bigger than my face.
32. You can't see your feet when you look down. ...
33. My beauty is said to be unworthy.
34. Compared with me, I am fatter and more capable.
Talking about the humorous mood of poking fun at oneself for gaining weight (Chapter III) 35. In this age of individuality, I'd rather be a little fatter and more refined. Don't be thin and like.
36. I always feel particularly hungry recently. Then eat more. I thought I had gained weight.
37. Every fat man is a potential stock. You have no idea how beautiful it is to lose weight. Let those who think you are fat and look down on you regret it.
38. You feed me and eat hard. Nobody wants you when you are fat. You are mine and I want you.
39. I heard that chubby is the best figure. Is this your dish? This is simply nobody! I think it's okay!
40. In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more food. If you get fat, it's yours.
4 1. Fat is fat. It's no use changing your hairstyle.
42. Your shortness is lifelong, and my fatness is temporary.
43. I feel fat now, eating more and more is completely out of control, and I can eat whatever I want!
I can turn over in such a short distance.
45. The meaning of being fat lies not in how much and what you eat, but in how you eat. Feel it.
46. If you can afford it, you won't be so picky as a thin man. If you don't eat this, you won't do it.
47. At that time, when I took photos, I always felt fat and had a thick waist. Watch it again. Now I have feelings for this body fat.
48. Fat people are always updating their closets.
49. Fat women like to wear dark green sweatshirts and pants. They stood there like mailboxes.
50. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "you have lost weight".
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