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Tell me if you've lost weight.

What I hate most is that you treat ignorance as simplicity.

Everything is very clean. You came, you changed, and you disappeared.

Love can stand the dull fleeting time.

I do not love you enough. I only love you for 60 seconds a minute.

How to let you meet me at my most beautiful moment.

I want to feel sorry for myself, but it's still painful.

Even if you can't bear it, you won't get it if you don't give up.

Leave your tears to those who love you the most, and your smile to those who hurt you the most.

Du Qian, why do you look like a miracle?

People who don't look back at you, why should I leave you?

What's the use of holding hands without love?

I finally understand that I love space and can't come back.

You are the weakness of my heart, and you are my breath.

After all, I am an amateur, so I can't ignore it, and I can't ignore it.

Who can give me whole-hearted love, the only love?

Enough is enough, just do it yourself.

I don't love, but my heart can't get out.

You'll never get a second chance to make a first impression.

Why do you want to be like others?

I am so sad. I am so sad. I am so sad

Life is a ferry that will eventually be barren, and even we ourselves are passers-by.

Nothing can pass, but I can't go back.

There is nothing wrong with life, only missing it.

Treat people sincerely and repay disappointment.

I'm disappointed that you are so kind to me.

The last thing I want is you.

Tired. Try to stay awake as usual.

Simple living alone.

I just talk to my cell phone all day, clown.

Time has changed you and me, hypocritical, strange and cold-blooded.

There will be no trace of tears.

It's just that I'm playing with fire alone

The wind is still blowing.

So what if no one applauds, as long as you can have fun.

Friendship is eternal mutual admiration.

Simple sentence: Love should be free and easy.

The happiness I once had turned into my jealousy.

How to let oneself not touch sadness?

Rushing crowd, flashing neon, lonely self.

It's actually good to have you with me.

How can I let you know that I love you?

Of all the changed landscapes, I like you best.

The feeling of passing by is just a feeling.

Can't see your face, can't see your mood. How can I comfort you?

Just care about the distance. You can fly.

Love is often excusable, but sadness is often inexplicable.

I usually laugh just to hide my sadness.

I would rather be fat and delicate than thin and similar.

Who knows how to please you better?

I have missed it, and now I hope to understand it soon.

Always unconsciously, miss you, really miss you.

I turned the whole world upside down just to straighten your reflection.

Growth is countless parting encounters.

I can't give you the whole world, but I will give you my whole world.

I was once held in your hand, inseparable.

It is not that I can't afford to love, but that I can't afford to hurt.

Recalling the fleeting time, who is knocking at my window lattice.

Life is like singing, sometimes unreliable, sometimes out of tune.

I feel like a driftwood, drifting alone in the boundless sea.

202 1 classic talk: I'd rather be fat than thin.

1, you always laugh at M. Guo for being short, but has he ever laughed at you for being poor-talk about it when you are in a good mood.

2. I want to be a man in my next life and be the best brother of the person I love most.

The loveliest time for a man is when he is jealous and shy and refuses to admit it.

I don't have a friend who is very rich up to now. Can you all be angry?

Nowadays, it is better to have money than power. It's better to have a gun than a gun. Better have an axe and a sickle!

6. I often hear voices. The dust reached my feet, making my eyes fall out.

7. How soft the heart is, how hard the shell must be, otherwise how can the long road of life go on?

For the first time in my life, I let go of my reserve and let myself fantasize about you and me. -Faye Wong's "reserve"

9. I'd rather be fat and delicate than thin.

10, you can always be with me unless you are me.

1 1, it hurts. My youth is what you have done to me.

12, only after I left you did I find that there is no place for me in the world.

202 1 classic sentence: I'd rather be fat than thin.

1, it hurts. My youth is what you have done to me.

2. I want to be a man in my next life and be the best brother of the person I love most.

The loveliest time for a man is when he is jealous and shy and refuses to admit it.

I don't have a friend who is very rich up to now. Can you all be angry?

5. It is better to have power than to have money now, and it is better to have a gun than to have a gun. Better have an axe and a sickle!

6. I often hear voices. The dust reached my feet, making my eyes fall out.

7. How soft the heart is, how hard the shell must be, otherwise how can the long road of life go on?

For the first time in my life, I let go of my reserve and let myself fantasize about you and me. -Faye Wong's "reserve"

9. I'd rather be fat and delicate than thin.

10, you can always be with me unless you are me.

1 1. You always laugh at Jing M.Guo for being short, but has he ever laughed at you for being poor?

12, only after I left you did I find that there is no place for me in the world.

Non-mainstream personality talks about overstepping

1, where I go is the key. 2, love is poisonous, go all the way.

3. Be brave and be a brave elf.

4, life and death are on the side, and the blessings are together.

Don't go with the flow, but lead the trend.

6. Regret is an emotion that consumes the spirit.

7. I'm not a soft girl paper, I want to be a China girl paper!

8. Your betrayal can make me brilliant.

9, I am stupid, I am happy! I'm two years old and I'm healthy!

10, walking with time, unforgettable.

1 1, you don't have to suppress it, she can't replace my smile.

12. If you can't give it all to me, don't give it all to me.

13. Looking back, I found that this road is so lonely.

14, cut the wire with a kitchen knife, and sparks and lightning all the way.

15, I stick to my style, I live in my time.

16, I don't regret blood, the world of mortals is free and I am drunk alone.

17, as long as the weight does not exceed 100, I am willing to be flat-chested and short.

18, crows in the world are generally black, and there are a lot of homosexuals in the world.

19, poor people play with cars, rich people play with watches, and diaosi plays with computers.

20. He is her happiness and never belongs to me.

2 1, San Xiao's ending, besides betrayal, is an affair.

Please leave my heart when I come back.

23. Don't blame me for being crazy, just because the world is too arrogant.

24. Brother, can you lower the resolution on your face a little?

25, love, this game, it hurts too much! I can't afford to play!

26. Just because I don't want to be barbaric doesn't mean I have no fighting capacity.

27. Just be yourself, why care about other people's opinions.

28. There are no memories between us at all, so there are no memories.

29. The wisdom of the school is that it won't let you do whatever you want.

30. The more you work hard, the more you are ignored, the more indifferent you are, and the more you please.

3 1, those who follow me prosper, those who oppose me perish, so I won't say much about what I have mastered.

Don't talk about labor, you are nothing in the eyes of labor.

Don't judge me before you have experienced what I have experienced.

34. There is no room for a grain of sand in my eye, and neither can you.

Don't say how much you love me. If you love me, you won't leave me.

36. God gave you a face. Laughter must be done by yourself.

37. When my sister's hair is waist-high, first pretend to be a ghost to scare you and trip you to death.

I will pursue my ideal, otherwise I will die unsatisfied.

One day you will find that I can't be replaced by anyone.

40, angered me, I ate the map, this is called swallowing mountains and rivers.

4 1. Although I look younger than him, I am really his father.

How dare I touch you? I'm afraid I will buy hand sanitizer to help myself.

43. I won't change because of you. I will say goodbye again without hesitation.

44. What's wrong with ugliness? Ugly is not as shameless and despicable as you.

45. Your smile has become the most beautiful ornament in my life.

46. Those fond memories and happy moments will never come back.

47. I have mastered a way to hurt my girlfriend, and now I only need my girlfriend.

48. Sorry, headmaster, we graduated, and the school rules are useless to us.

49. You always have thousands of reasons, but I always follow your feelings.

50. I don't say anything poisonous. You can just read it without taking it, and you don't have to reply.

5 1, just one word, I'm only going to say it once, I'm afraid the people who heard it won't disappear.

52. Don't cheat others, because everyone you can cheat trusts you.

53. I would rather stumble all my life than muddle along all my life.

54. Do you know what a big shot is? Is a little person who has been working hard.

You asked me what I like about you, and I said I like you and stay away from me.

56. When I saw your expression, I felt that your parents didn't take you seriously when they made you.

57. If the teacher hadn't told me not to litter, I would have hit you and thrown it out!

58. In this dress, animals will become people. You will become an animal as soon as you put it on.

59. Why is RMB so valuable? Because the image spokesperson is Grandpa Mao.

60. Without a time limit for self-improvement, it is doomed to be silent.

6 1, like a heartless fake smile, but who can understand the pain behind the smile?

62. None of the twinkling stars are sincere, but all are rubbish. .

63. Because I don't know what a lifetime is, it's easy to curse people all my life.

64. If you don't work hard now, you will work hard in the future. Sit and think about the past, stand and think about the future!

65. When you choose to turn around, don't imagine that I will stay, because you don't deserve it!

66. Successful people learn from others, while unsuccessful people only learn from themselves.

67. Have you been beaten by your mother? You don't even know your father, but you must admit that the thief is your father.

68. The blood of Xueba hidden in my body, I order you in the name of Xueba, and the seal is lifted!

69. The grievances that can be said are not grievances. A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

70. If you tear me to pieces, I will let you burn yourself.

7 1, Xiao San, thank you for taking away a man who is not worthy of my love, Xiao Si, and for avenging me.

72, 10,000 shadows can't be piled up to a millimeter high, just like I love you for nothing.

73. Don't look down on failed students. You may not be better than those failed students when you grow up!

74. Your writing can only give people entertainment, and you can't find any valuable cultural significance.

75, high-end atmosphere on the grade, low-key luxury has connotation, bold and unrestrained foreign style has depth, crazy and cool.

76. I am good to you because I like you; But please don't treat my kindness to you as your base.

77. In any case, it is always unforgivable for a person to make excuses. The more unloved you are, the more you should love yourself.

78. Don't change yourself for others. Be yourself. People who care about you will like the real you better.

79. Friends are like RMB, which is true and false. Unfortunately, I'm not a money detector. My friend, I only want quality, not quantity.

80. Girls can only become girls in front of boys they like, and at other times they must fight like men.

8 1, anyway, you are so shameless, just give me some shameless ones, anyway, you don't care if you are so shameless.

82. Being bullied by others is a kind of practice. It is also a practice to slap back the bad of others.