60 super funny sentences

Reading interesting sentences at the right time will give people great relaxation. I will sort out some funny sentences, I hope you like them.

60 super funny sentences

1. Nu Wa shoots every day.

2. Thank you, thank you uncle, thank you family, thank you ancestors for 18 generations!

I'm so pure, I'm a little shameless!

4. In the first 20 years, we ate, slept, played and enjoyed life; For the next 40 years, I was struggling to support my family; In the recent 10 years, I squatted at the door every day and greeted passers-by&; hellip

My new gf and I decided to break up with me after a week, just because I haven't seen Octavio &；; Middot Paz's book and Borges' poem &; hellip

6. When I laugh, my smile is full of bohemian temperament like a poet, but behind this bohemian, there is a delicate and warm emotion. When I am silent, I look up like a pure and graceful girl in the choir and a noble with a deep and elegant head. Yes, I am such a man who perfectly combines various seemingly irreconcilable qualities.

7. Since ancient times, there have been no charming mothers on the Internet. There are several pairs of mandarin ducks and perverted pheasants.

8. Teacher, wait, I will let Buddha marry you!

9. Don't waste new tears for old sadness!

10. I don't like sleeping with a woman many times, but I like sleeping with many women only once.

1 1. When I left the subway station this morning, the escalator broke down. I was stuck up there for over an hour, so I was late.

12. In order to build a harmonious society, dear, let's do it again.

13. Don't hang yourself on a tree, try several times to die on several trees &; Hellip & hellip & mdash & mdash; If you die, you will die completely!

14. I'd rather you hold another woman and miss me than you hold me and miss another woman.

15. There is a word difference between life and existence. Liuxue86.com fell from the sky, but how many people are alive and how many people are alive? Are you alive or alive?

16. If a man is fined for illegal parking, he will quarrel with the police and the woman will persuade him; If a woman is fined for parking illegally, she will have an argument with the man around her, and the police will persuade her.

17. A man gives a woman a bra to show that he wants to establish a lover relationship; A woman gives a man underwear, which means there is a lover relationship.

18. The wind blows the crotch hellip

19. It's time to hug each other, and Yang is watching.

20. Please don't disturb while taking a bath. Please buy tickets for voyeurism, 40 for individuals and 20 for groups!

2 1. Falling in love is a feeling. When this feeling is gone, I am still trying to force myself. This is called responsibility! Breaking up is courage! When this courage is gone, I am still encouraging myself. This is called tragic!

22. Live well, because we will die for a long time!

I was raped by Sichuan University. The only thing I can do now is to try to put my posture in the right position!

24. Some people say that if you have a baby, you won't have dysmenorrhea. Have one!

25. The female student who just returned from an internship in a Japanese company said with emotion: "No matter how high-end meetings are, no matter how high-end people attend, those people have a polite meeting with you on the stage, but there are always people touching your thighs under the stage!"

26. It is forbidden to urinate here, and tools will be confiscated.

27. I made a mistake at the first stroke and had to scribble all the way.

28. My buddy's greatest wish is that beautiful women don't wear clothes!

29. You are the best example of failed abortion!

30. University is the best time for breast development of female students.

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3 1. Hands are willing to be rough for women.

32. Fill her emptiness with your surplus!

33. I will be friends with whoever says I am white, thin and beautiful.

34. The seminal vesicle is not empty, swear not to be a ghost!

35. I skipped classes too much. I want to go to class one day. Seeing the professor, the professor was surprised and said, I haven't seen you for so long, and I have grown so big.

36. More and more young people are getting tattoos. Think about the summer after forty or fifty years, those tattooed old men and women &; hellip& amphellip

37. Some people give birth in the car, while others get pregnant in the subway. Beijing is really a vibrant city. hellip

38. I think I am a pervert. I have an Oedipus addiction and like the best mature women. Otherwise, why do you always see the face of our supermarket supervisor?

39. Part I: How worried is China Men's Olympics? Part two: It's like a group of eunuchs visiting a brothel. Horizontal criticism: no one will shoot.

40. Don't use coquettish to impress others, just use lewdness to touch the world.

4 1. The woman outside the umbrella is doomed not to go out in rainy days &; hellip& amphellip

42. Why do you get up so early? The bar hasn't opened yet!

When I see a beautiful woman, I will first touch my pocket to see if I have any money!

44. I love you at the same time, which is the beginning of my challenge to moths.

45. My similarities with my father are different.

46. As the saying goes, if you laugh, the whole world laughs with you. You cried. You are the only one crying in the world.

47. Men want to lock the zipper of women's wallets, and women want to lock the zipper of men's pants.

48. You see, there are always so many things that make you sad: lack of rain or shine, joys and sorrows, impotence and premature ejaculation &; hellip

49. When women comfort women, they often say that they are miserable; When a man comforts a man, he often says that another man is miserable.

50. If you look in the mirror and pay taxes, I'm afraid some women will go bankrupt.

5 1. If the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I will resign. Give him two more Chinese before resigning and kill him.

52. Ambiguous is that I asked you to borrow money, but you didn't say yes or no, only that your husband was not at home &; hellip& amphellip

53. I am not a casual person. I am not a casual person.

54. It is not necessarily monks who burn incense, but pandas!

55. Let others smell your own fart!

56. The son can't control it, but the daughter can't control it.

57. Having milk is not necessarily a mother, but having money must be a grandfather!

58. We have no intention of sleeping for a long night. What can we pursue besides creating human beings?

59. Who said the abbot was sorry for what he had done? Has anyone considered the feelings of Taoist priests?

60. When we parted, she gave me a kiss, which felt like People's Daily &; hellip

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