Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - Talk to your husband.

Talk to your husband.

1, my wife hit me because she loved you, not you.

Please give me love, trust, respect and freedom.

3. A wife in a perspective dress is sexy rather than feverish.

4, the princess's tears came down, because I was really wronged.

5, the wife said rude words are straightforward and cute rather than uneducated.

6, the wife is unreasonable, it is spoiled, not splashing water.

Please treat my family like your own.

8. My wife's makeup is amazing, not a monster.

9. It is icing on the cake for my wife to wear platform shoes, not a congenital deficiency.

10, the wife's financial power is good at business rather than stingy.

1 1, the most important point is that the wife is always right, because the wife loves you!

12 Please remember that my wife's chestnut hair is fashionable, not ears of wheat.

13, try to go home after work every day, business needs entertainment, and so does my wife.

14, I have many shortcomings, and I am distressed enough. Please don't remind me at any time.

15. When you introduce me to new friends, please hug my waist and don't stand by and point at me.

16, I have many advantages, some of which I don't know. Please tell me loudly at any time.

17, never scold me, because you said I was your favorite person.

18, my wife's work is not satisfactory. You should be persuasive, help analyze and put forward some constructive solutions.

19, although you have the habit of sleeping naked, this cannot be the reason why a pair of underwear can be worn for two days.