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The irony of her mother-in-law is profound.

The irony of her mother-in-law is profound.

The irony of her mother-in-law is profound. In real life, the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law has been a big problem since ancient times. Many daughters-in-law are very dissatisfied with their mother-in-law. So share with you the irony of my mother-in-law.

The irony about mother-in-law is profound: 1 1. Don't always worry about how much money and room your daughter-in-law has. No matter how much, it doesn't matter to you. It's not your turn.

There is a bottom line between people. Cross the bottom line and you will see the truth that you don't want to face directly.

3, don't always say whose daughter-in-law is good, no matter how good it is, it is also someone else's, unexpected. Actually, I still think other people's mother-in-law is good.

Mother-in-law is afraid that you won't eat what she suffered, and you will enjoy what she didn't enjoy.

Sure enough, the mother-in-law is not a mother, no matter how much she pays, she can't get anything.

6. Don't think your daughter-in-law owes you just because you are kind to your son. Even if you collect debts, you should find the right creditor. If you want your daughter-in-law to be filial and care about you, please be kind to your daughter-in-law. It's not your request, you must ask others to satisfy you.

7. Your son is just an ordinary man, not as great as you think.

You should know better than I how lazy your son is. Don't say your son is busy. He is busy chatting qq and playing games.

9. I want to give her the change back!

10, don't make me take care of him like you do. He is your son and my husband. I will only treat him as a husband, not as a son.

1 1, seemingly selfless dedication, actually selfish control.

12, take everything for granted and forget your own value.

13 Please don't speak ill of me in front of your son. If you do this, you will only make us quarrel endlessly. At the end of the quarrel, the last straw is divorce. If you divorce because of you, you will be guilty.

14. You have no right to express your opinion. Who are you? You are an outsider.

15. Why can my mother-in-law go to blx, but my daughter-in-law can't!

16, the whole family is a family, only you are an outsider.

17, the hardest thing for a mother-in-law is that she is not a mother-in-law, but she has to pretend to be a mother-in-law, which makes everyone very tired.

18. Daughter-in-law goes back to her parents to buy things. Please don't be jealous, because they have done more for me. You are gold and I am coal. You will shine, and I will get hot. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you.

19, don't think that I wronged your son by asking him to do some housework. The family belongs to two people, and he has the obligation to share it.

My mother-in-law is very nice, but I just can't get along. Really can't get along!

2 1, nannies are paid, but they can't give people face. People have personality, and you are not even as good as a nanny.

22. When I give birth to a child and take care of the child, you can say that you have no obligation, but please remember, please don't think of me when you need care, and I will tell you that my daughter-in-law has no obligation.

23. It is human nature to bully the weak and fear the hard.

24, slowly began to understand that my mother-in-law is not a mother and can't treat me as a prostitute.

25. Don't dislike that your daughter-in-law earns less. You should blame your son for disappointing.

26, slowly began to understand that my mother-in-law is not a mother and can't treat me as a prostitute.

If you satirize your mother-in-law, the depth is 2 1, and those who are easy to satisfy will not have too bad luck! I have always been proud of having a kind mother-in-law. She is ordinary and has no ability, but she will try her best to be nice to me!

Every time I go to my mother-in-law's house for dinner at noon, the air conditioner turns on as soon as I enter the room. I know the temperature is high and hot ... During my nap, my mother-in-law asked me what fruit I wanted to eat and washed it for me. I am very grateful to meet this family. Good for me!

I am glad that I found a good husband. I also have my parents-in-law who love me like my own daughter, my aunt and sister who treat me like my own sister, and my baby who looks after things. Come to our house sooner or later! Grandpa, I'm fine, don't worry!

4. I am really, really grateful to have such a good pair of parents-in-law. Be good to me and support me unconditionally! Grateful! I have to be myself!

In this life, no one needs others. Go back to your parents' home for a month, or the year after giving birth, and know who is really good to you. My own mother is inferior to my mother-in-law. Although I don't particularly like my mother-in-law, I know that people are really good to me.

6. My happiest thing is to marry a good family. My husband is very kind to me. My parents-in-law are also very kind to me. I like my living environment very much. Now I'm happy … I've never felt so safe.

7. I suddenly feel so happy. My mother-in-law is good to me and my master is good to me. It's good for me to have a cousin at work for no reason, but I'm very happy.

I am glad that I have a good mother-in-law. Sometimes when I go to my mother's place, I feel that I am not close to my mother. On the contrary, my mother-in-law thought about her for a few days. This is the real family. Some people are good to me, and I will be better to you. If you irritate me, I'll pay you double.

My mother has been very kind to me since I got married. My parents-in-law and my husband's grandparents are better than this. I am flattered that the situation is worse after pregnancy. Will I be spoiled if this continues?

10, it is said that my mother-in-law is different from my own mother. I never felt anything. I didn't realize it until I stayed at my mother's house for a while. Sure enough, my mother-in-law is still good to me!

1 1, write my mother-in-law today! I have a good mother-in-law, really better than my mother! Try to look after my children! Make a good meal every day!

12, my parents-in-law are really good to me. Every morning, they come from Beiguan to Zhongwan to cook for me, and then wake me up when the thoughtful meal is ready. Finally, they washed the dishes and went out, and then I went back to sleep.

13, mother-in-law and mother. They are all very kind to me.

14, I may have fallen into the happiness pile.

15, I have always wanted to say that my mother-in-law is really a very, very good mother-in-law. I feel very lucky. My mother-in-law has always been very kind to me in a very simple way. After I got pregnant, she made me drink and eat more.

16, and now I suddenly feel very happy. I have parents who love me, a good husband who loves me, and a good mother-in-law. I appreciate it.

17, my mother-in-law and father-in-law are very kind to me, and he is also very kind to me. Actually, he's very happy. Remember these moments that are good for me and be good to them in the future.

18, grateful to my mother-in-law-fortunately, I have a mother-in-law who has been very kind to me. My mother-in-law said that only women can understand how difficult it is to have children. My mother-in-law gave her husband a good mood and a full sense of security when giving birth to a child was the most difficult and when people were most needed in the coming month!

19, I feel that my husband is not as good to me as my mother-in-law. Yesterday, he scolded me, which made me very angry. It was my mother-in-law who bought bird's nest today and let me eat it alive. I really want to give it up.

Get up at half past six, help my mother-in-law cook rice porridge, and go to work at seven. I hope everyone who is good to me is good, and I think I can be good to everyone.

2 1, it is natural for my fiance to be kind to me, but how can I have such a good in-laws?

22. After eating durian, my mother-in-law sat on the bed and talked about what happened just now. My mother-in-law is definitely a once-in-a-century good mother-in-law, caring for help and not nagging. My blessing! Well, I think I should be good to her, too, so she is good to me.

23. My grandmother really has nothing to say about being nice to me. I walked home step by step with physical discomfort and went back by myself. My heart is warm without my mother around.

24. Thank your parents-in-law. I am lucky to meet you. It is good for me. Take good care of these dolls for me. I'm relieved that you took the doll. Give vegetable rice when you come back from work, and give the baby a bath.

25. My parents-in-law are so kind to me that they have nothing to say. As long as I like to eat, they will write it down silently.

Mother-in-law's irony is meaningful. 1. My mother-in-law woke me up at five in the morning for my first breakfast. I'm confused and go to the bathroom to rinse my mouth. My husband asked me why I got up so early. I said your mother woke me up for breakfast. As a result, the husband criticized her mother-in-law for not waking her daughter-in-law so early, saying that her daughter-in-law didn't sleep well at night. Whoops, was she in a good or bad mood? My mother-in-law really did it for me. She was worried that I would be hungry in the morning, but

Second, I dare not say a hard word. I can only envy others in my heart, but I never let others envy me. Should I have two daughters? Nobody took care of it for two months, and the children were all taken care of by themselves. I'm so tired and really annoying! Others have a mother-in-law, and I have a mother-in-law. Why am I so mean? No comfort? How ironic ...

Third, many people like to bring their mother-in-law with them when they talk about their marital status. I think it is a kind of kidnapping to ask either party to be filial to the other's parents in the name of marriage. "Nuclear family" refers only to husband and wife and children. Besides, the word filial piety itself is full of ignorance. Why should we be filial when we can be filial? Just keep your distance and respect each other's parents However, it is too much to expect other parents to provide money and time assistance while doing what they say to themselves.

Fourth, the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law depends on the attitude of son and husband. Why does a daughter-in-law think her mother-in-law is bad? It's not because her mother-in-law is bad to her daughter-in-law, but because her son is cold-hearted in handling things.

5. Today is a holiday, and Brother Hei has to go to work. I spent a day alone in the dormitory. Thinking of last night, I feel very wronged, and I feel the difference between my mother-in-law and my mother for the first time. The road is my own choice, no matter good or bad, I really can only go on. Then I got a call from my sister. She asked me if I hadn't called back for a long time, and I said yes.

Think about it, it's really unfilial. I don't know if it is really getting bigger and bigger this year, but I will talk less. There are only uh-huh or uh-huh on the phone. Then my sister said, even if there is nothing to say, you should always call. Do you want your mother to tell others that my daughter seldom calls back? Sounds like a sad word. . . I really want to slap myself like this.

6. The other party will never leave. All you know is that whenever and wherever! My mother-in-law nags every day and is in a good mood. If one day: you want this person to accompany you ... if you really love someone, you can't say why: no matter whether the other person is beautiful, ugly or sick, they will accompany you to your old age.

7. Never discuss her son with your mother-in-law. I believe you will never speak the same language! Future daughter-in-law.

8. Early in the morning, my colleagues were all complaining about my mother-in-law, and some said they had a few fights with her mother-in-law. In fact, if you don't get along well with your mother-in-law, be polite. If you can't be polite, keep your distance, don't comment on good or bad, and let your husband convey what you have to say. Fighting with my mother-in-law is the worst policy. Maybe you are right, but in the long run, it will eventually affect the relationship between husband and wife. No one wants to see his mother being treated coldly and glared at. No matter who you hurt, you will eventually hurt yourself.

I hope my family is healthy and safe every day. Remembering the photos taken by my mother-in-law in front of my office on my mother's mobile phone, I asked my mother why she went to my office. My mother said that her mother-in-law would come to see you. She was very sad and thought she was good or bad. She usually likes surfing and seldom chats with old people. We really should cherish everyone in front of us.

Ten, his cousin, how beautiful, gentle and kind-hearted. After marriage, she worked hard, served the whole family and was abused by her mother-in-law. She worked all day and was told by her mother-in-law to farm until she had a baby. As a result, I had no time to run home after giving birth, so I had to give birth to my child under the bridge.

Then my mother-in-law also cynically said that the first birth was so easy, what happened? Driving my cousin to hit her head with a stone, a girl with culture and interest became disabled. However, the author did not reflect on what caused her cousin's tragedy, but compared her affectionately to camellia and praised her greatly. Alas. I really want to tell him that such so-called brotherhood and brother-sister affection are useless.

Xi。 I always feel that my mother-in-law is good or bad in my heart. I've known her for so many years, and I haven't had any conflicts for so long. I have been arguing with me since I got pregnant, thinking that I have no mother-in-law and I don't want to be influenced by her. How to have sex is her business. I didn't expect her to take care of my children in the future, and I won't use her half a penny. I'll remember what she did to me now!

12. I dreamed of my mother last night, but when I woke up, I almost forgot my dream. I cried in my dream, so sad that I was depressed. I never do superficial work. I used to do it very well. Looking at the skin recently, the first paragraph of the book explained to me that I am willing to give up. The soul lives in the body, and the body is a piece of skin, good and bad, and ultimately it is a burden. The old woman said: I am willing to give up. There is a joy in my heart.

13. If you are not willing to pay for your daughter, it is better to have a son. After all, no matter how good or bad your daughter-in-law is, she will feel that there is something wrong with her mother-in-law, but if her own mother shows you her mother-in-law's strength, you will feel dead. After giving birth to a child, it is not only the feelings of husband and wife, mother-in-law and parents that test you. ...

14. The relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is an important event for married women in China. Whether it is good or bad, it needs to be managed with care. Even if you don't become a mother-in-law, you will become a mother-in-law, so it is likely to be a major event in life. Now think about it, if you are not smart, who is smart? You are not in love. What is this?

Fifteen, it is good to marry close! Compared with my own mother, I made her feel ashamed. I really don't know what my life would be like if it weren't for my mother's arrival. It is said that the problem of mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is common, but I didn't expect it to be such an insurmountable and irrelevant generation gap. False people always shake in front of them, and it makes them sick to watch. How can a mother-in-law tell her children that your mother is good or bad without feeding others? You want to scold once after hearing it. Is there such a way to teach children? Vulgar!

Your mother-in-law is so annoying, okay? If you don't intend to divorce, then your husband and mother-in-law will break up. Hehe, this is one of the bloodiest family ethics answers I have ever heard. In fact, how can you live without it? You have to go to extremes and be extremely funny!

Seventeen, the same joke, my mother said it was ironic, and my mother-in-law said it was ironic.

18. Some people have deep pockets, while others have little money and are stingy. You are right, I am right, and the mistake is time! The relationship between husband and wife comes from the mother-in-law's behavior. You'd better take care of my children. If you don't take it well, the whole family will be bad. Two babies, I'm sorry I can't be with you! Mom misses you so much, you should be healthy!

Nineteen, my parents once said, there are thousands of people in Qian Qian, there are always good and bad points, and they can't be complete. It's not that I'm unfilial, but my mother-in-law has gone too far, and I can't show that sincerity to treat her.

Recently, a pregnant woman jumped to her death. Because the baby's head is too big to be born, she can't stand the pain. The doctor also suggested caesarean section, but her husband and mother-in-law refused to give birth naturally-on the importance of the quality of her husband's family. Actually, my mother-in-law is similar to this one. Fortunately, my husband is reasonable.

Twenty-one, mom, I'm anxious again. The baby doesn't eat milk powder, and the milk is not enough. I have a bad temper recently, and I like screaming, hysteria and collapse. My mother-in-law said that she has been shaking her head and leaning back recently. What does this mean? It's so annoying and tiring.

Twenty-two, saying that watering breaks the wall, nailing breaks the wall, and scratching! I'm annoyed. Aunt Yao said she was just talking! I was angry and told her directly. I said we were just talking, but I didn't say we were going to do it! She stopped! I was really convinced by her. Be sarcastic every time you have sex. I can't stay if I only allow her to have sex! So you can't live with your mother-in-law. What a nuisance!

Twenty-three, Zhou Ying's mother-in-law, how can you believe that others framed her, made it out of nothing, forced Zhou Ying to have an abortion, and drowned herself in a pigsty and threw herself into the river? Her daughter-in-law always gets along well. Wu Pin spoke highly of her personality when she was alive. The kind of love between husband and wife will touch the world and throw it into the river, and I always hope that my mother-in-law can distinguish good from bad and give her a hand when Guan Jian is alive.

Twenty-four, just watching TV, I saw a mother-in-law selling her daughter-in-law's baby to a trafficker for money, and then I said that this person was good or bad, and then my mother took my words and pointed at the TV and said, Yes, good or bad, my baby is lazy, fat and ugly, and I didn't sell her or me.

The relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law depends on the mother-in-law you will meet. A good wife meets a good mother-in-law, and an evil wife meets an evil mother-in-law. Only a close match can be called a golden partner. Ma Baonan's mother seldom sees an evil daughter-in-law, because she knows that she is no match for an evil daughter-in-law, so she will examine her daughter-in-law's character before marriage, and only a well-informed girl can enter her eyes. Everyone knows what bullying means. A good daughter-in-law meets a bad mother-in-law.

Twenty-six, a woman is a queen on her wedding day, a lady in October, and a lifelong nanny after childbirth. It's so appropriate. Although it is apt, not all women are nannies, and not all women are aristocratic women. Look at your nature. To put it bluntly, whether you are good or bad depends on your man and your mother-in-law. You may have done nothing for this family, or you may not have to do anything, so someone will send you water and rice.

Women must be good to themselves. I don't even know when and why your man kicked you. Suddenly I feel dizzy and can't accept it. Women must be strong, independent and self-respecting, otherwise they will lose their self-esteem!

27. My husband is trying to please me now. He doesn't want me to suffer a little injustice. He is both concerned and enthusiastic about me, and her mother-in-law has changed. In fact, she was also very moved. Anyone here? Good or bad, everyone knows. After more than ten years of running-in, I finally have something to look forward to.