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Homework help and nails (sweet on the knife)
Nail fondly hugged the teenager's slender waist: "What's the matter, baby? Who bullied you? "
Homework help squatted on the nail shoulder and wiped her tears with injustice: "They ... they all said that I was not good, and the search questions were different. They also said that I am not as good as a little ape ... "
Little ape search question:?
Nail a sneer, Meicheng narrowed: "Oh, enjoying the convenience brought by the baby, I don't know how to be grateful." These children, who dares to bully me? Hey, don't cry, I'll make them pay. "
Nail spoil rubbed his homework help soft hair, holding a person in front of the computer operation, a moment later nodded with satisfaction.
"Brother Nail, what did you do?" The person who helped with homework lay on the nail and waited for a while, watching his slender fingers turn up and down on the keyboard quickly, sighing: How fast … Ah.
"Brother, don't go too far, they are still children." Homework help asked with some concern.
"Yes, they are still children. Don't let them go." After the last program with a straight face, I looked down at the boy who was grinning on my chest. "It's getting late. Get down to business. "
. . .
The next morning, the nail phone simply exploded.
"Brother Nail, we are wrong!"
"Brother, don't do this, you can spare us regardless of the villain!"
"Nail dad, we know it's wrong ..."
Homework help rubbed his sore waist and was horrified to see countless short messages begging for mercy and admitting his mistake: "What did you do to them?"
"Don't worry, I won't do anything to them." Nail conveniently tore off the floral apron. "Come on, eat."
"I just set up a few programs," Nail said casually, helping me with an omelette with chopsticks for my homework. "My system stipulates that these children must copy Xinhua Dictionary 10 times before handing in their homework. If they don't hand in their homework, they will receive a phone call that can't be muted all day."
"Wow, that's too difficult, Brother Nail." Homework help nodded approvingly, bowed his head and took a sip of hot milk. "You still have ideas."
The nail hissed, "I have been very tolerant." Picking on you shows that they are very idle; They are idle, so I will assign them some tasks and they will not be idle? "
"... what a sensible son. "
A few days later.
"The elder brother of the nail, we really know is wrong! Please cancel the program! "
"dad! I was wrong! "
"Brother Nail, I will give homework help five-star praise immediately!"
Seeing that more and more students gave homework help five stars, the program was terminated under the mediation of homework help.
"You are just too soft-hearted." Nail gently hit a homework helper on the forehead, "be hard, or who will help you when I leave ..."
"... what? What, you left? "homework help keenly aware of the nuances of his words.
Nail smiled: "Nothing, you heard wrong."
"Well, well, don't say this." Nail was suddenly silent for a while, then smiled lightly, with a little bitterness and helplessness. "Dear, I have a little gift for you."
"What gift?" As soon as she heard the gift, her homework helped her put her anxiety behind her.
"You will know soon." Nail smile is meaningful.
"Ah-"
Late at night, homework help woke up from a dream, gasped, stretched out his hand and wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, and subconsciously cocked his head to look at the people next to him.
..... it's empty around.
"nails, nails?" Homework help turned over and got into bed. "Brother, don't scare me. Where are you? "
He turned around in a panic and saw the familiar figure on the balcony. He was relieved and ran to Brother Nail: "Brother Nail scared me to death. You know, I just had a nightmare that you were taken off the shelf ... "
Homework help looked up and saw the nail's pale face. He gasped and said ... Nail? "He caught the nail hand, but it was thrown away.
The nail pulled down the sleeve unnaturally: "I'm ... I'm fine."
Homework help paused and immediately grabbed the nail's arm: "What's the matter? Let me see ... "He raised his fingernails and froze completely.
Nailed skin has become translucent white, and becomes more and more transparent at the speed visible to the naked eye, and soon disappears.
This is a prelude to being removed from the shelf. ...
"You ... you will be off the shelf ..." homework help, covering her mouth, was at a loss. "What to do, what to do ..."
"Listen, baby," Nail sighed and forced out a smile. "You know, my score has been very low. I know I'm not far from being taken off the shelf, so I've been thinking about what I can leave you, so I made this move. Baby, remember that little gift I told you about? This time, I helped you get 1 100 million five-star praise, so that you can stay in the market with peace of mind. However, my brother is leaving. "
With these words, his skin became more and more transparent.
"I know, you are afraid of the dark, afraid of a person, so let my brother go to the unknown darkness."
"Remember to take care of yourself, don't be too good-tempered, and you will be bullied by that group of children. Learn to protect yourself, you know? "
Homework help clutched his almost transparent hand tightly, and tears rolled down his cheeks. He grinned and shouted, "Without this ... I'm not afraid. As long as I'm with you, I'm not afraid of anywhere ..."
Didi, homework help unloaded it himself and will be off the shelf soon. ...
Didi, the nail is being removed ...
"You, you ... how can you be so stupid ..." Nail looked at homework help coming down from the shelf in a hurry, angry.
"Brother Nail, it's my turn to accompany you this time." Homework help stepped forward and hugged the nail, dried his tears and looked at him with a smile.
"Tell me about you ... you can't do anything ... well, we can't do anything now. Let's do it together. " Nail sighed, hugged nail's waist with relief and smiled.
At night, a pair of hugging people gradually disappeared into the boundless darkness, leaving only a white shirt and a blue shirt, slowly falling to the ground. ...
Let's go together for life, okay?
Confession master! Master, can you come with me? Although I know it may only be 10%, I believe that 10% will become 100% one day. We were good friends. You always thought I liked the director, but, fool! I like you!
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