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Talk about eating fried chicken and making friends.

1, eating too much chicken will make you sick. You should not eat fried chicken for half a month.

2, short-term happiness will usher in a long suffering, the happiness when eating fried chicken, and the weight gain afterwards, the happiness of staying up late and the difficulty of getting up the next day.

When eating fried chicken, the sweet and spicy sauce dripped into the clothes, and I was shocked when taking a shower. I thought I was bleeding.

I ate one person's "adult set meal". Although I can't finish three cokes, I don't like fried chicken.

5. Gradually, I don't like to eat greasy food, and I don't want to watch others eat fried chicken and barbecue mala Tang.

6. Every time I decide to eat fried chicken, I start to struggle between kebab and steak.

7. Pepsi is used to make chicken wings, and fried chicken burgers are delicious and perfect.

8. Forget it, I don't deserve fried chicken and milk tea. Take more medicine and chew a few tablets to strengthen the stomach and promote digestion is the last word.

9. I ate fried chicken yesterday and gave it to me. I don't even want to eat next month. I can eat too much fried chicken at a time.

10. Why do I still lose weight after eating fried chicken and instant noodles every day recently? I am trying to lose weight, but I am not thin.

1 1, I'm in a bad mood today, so I will drink milk tea, eat fried chicken and eat my favorite dessert cake to cure it after waking up.

12, every time I eat fried chicken, I lose weight the next day. If I get sick,

13. Happy time for children to eat fried chicken, play on the slide and smell the flowers.

14, I'm going to bed. I am so hungry that I want to lose weight. I ate fried chicken and dessert in my dream.

15, I struggled for an hour to order fried chicken or mala Tang. It was closed just now, and finally I ordered a hand-grabbed cake!

16, eating fried chicken for two weeks in a row. Today, my aunt came to pick me up and said that she would take me to KFC.

17, pickled radish was originally prepared to eat fried chicken, which was really delicious.

18, I haven't eaten fried chicken and drank coke for a long time. Sure enough, drinking coke is the only way to be happy.

19, I want to eat fried chicken. I hope I can eat fried chicken and ice when I wake up.

20. Why do you always want something to eat at midnight? You just want to drink milk tea, eat fried chicken and eat lasagna, not go hungry.

2 1, there is joy in sorrow, playing live games together, eating fried chicken and drinking milk tea ice cream.

22. I am hungry. I wish I could eat fried chicken with beer, hot pot, barbecue and barbecue.

23. Why do other people eat fried chicken and drink beer and weigh less than 100? When I eat ten vegetarian dishes, jiaozi gains two pounds directly? It's really hard to gain weight.