Tell me about those who used to hang clothes.

1. In a street, three tailors opened three tailor shops, each of which wanted to attract the most guests. The first tailor put up a big sign that said: I am the best tailor in this province. The second tailor saw that I was a little taller than him, so he made a bigger sign that said: I am the best tailor in the country. The third tailor thought, can I still write that I am the best tailor in the world? After thinking for a long time, he finally made a small sign and hung it up. As a result, all the guests in this street came to the third shop to make clothes, and the first two shops became deserted. What does the third tailor's sign say? It says: I am the best tailor in this street.

2. The Weaver Girl is perfect: "Perfect clothes are not needle and thread." The original intention of this idiom is that the fairy's clothes are not sewn properly, and later it is said that things are perfect and natural, flawless and flawless. In ancient times, there was a gentleman named Guo Han, who was good at poetry and painting, humorous and fond of joking. One night in midsummer, he enjoyed the cool under a tree, but he was famous for the blue sky and white clouds, the bright moon hanging high, the cool breeze in Xu Lai and the fragrance of the courtyard. At this time, an unusually beautiful fairy stood in front of Guo Han with a smile. Guo Han asked politely, "Miss, who are you?" ? Where did it come from? The fairy said, "I am a weaver girl from heaven." "Guo Han asked," you are from heaven. Can you talk about things in heaven? The fairy asked, "What do you want to know?" "Guo Han said," I want to know everything. " The fairy said, "It's hard. Where do you want me to start? "Guo Han said," People say that immortals are clever, so they just talk about it. "The fairy said," There are four seasons like spring in the sky, with no heat in summer and no cold in winter. "Trees are evergreen, but flowers don't fade. Birds are singing in the branches and fish are swimming in the water. No disease, no war, no taxes. In short, all human suffering is not in the sky. " Guo Han said, "The sky is so fine, why did you come to earth?" The fairy said, "Fortunately, you are still a scholar." Didn't your predecessor, Mr. Zhuang Zhoulao, say,' I've been in a room full of orchids for a long time and I can't smell the fragrance'? Staying in the sky for a long time is inevitably a little lonely, and occasionally playing on the earth. "Guo Han asked," I heard that there is a medicine that can make people live forever. Do you know where it is? The fairy said, "there is no such medicine in the world, but it is everywhere in the sky." "Guo Han said," Since there are so many in the sky, you can take some down and let people taste it. " The fairy said, "you can't bring it down." "Things in the sky lost their aura when they were brought to the earth. Otherwise, Qin Shihuang and Han Wudi would have eaten it long ago. " Guo Han said, "You keep saying that you are from heaven. What can you prove that you didn't lie? " The fairy showed the clothes to Guo Han. Guo Han looked at it carefully. It was strange that the fairy's clothes were not sewn. The fairy said, "It's perfect. You don't even know this. What do you mean by genius? I think you are a complete fool. " After listening, Guo Han smiled and said, When he looked again, the fairy disappeared. Guo Guo Lu from the former Shu Dynasty.