Uncle didn't come to see his son.

1. Don't be infatuated with your brother, your sister-in-law will hit you.

It's really comfortable that people who don't like me can add trouble to your heart.

We are best friends. You tell me your embarrassing story, and I can help solve it, but let me smile first.

We are all farsighted, which blurs our recent happiness.

The secret of staying young is to have a restless heart.

6. The law stipulates that men can only get married at the age of 23, but they can be soldiers at the age of 18. This illustrates three problems: first, it is easier to kill than to be a husband; Second, it is more difficult to live than to fight; Third, women are more difficult to deal with than enemies.

7. Eat grass and squeeze out acne!

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9. Women like ugly men, and don't like ugly men.

10. Do you want to get rich? Do you want to get lucky? Do you want to be an official? Do you want to become famous overnight? Do you want to be young forever? Stop dreaming and study hard!

1 1. I looked for her in the crowd, but when I turned around, that person turned a deaf ear to me.

12. I want to eat lollipops, shall we split them 50/50? Yeah, well, I eat sugar, and you eat it very well.

13. Honey, be nice to me, or I won't have your son.

14. Everyone else is holding hands, and I have a dog in my hand to see who is unhappy to bite.

15. Don't think you are too arrogant in my heart. You are driving me crazy. Even if my heart is riddled with holes, I will take you out.

16. When it thunders, stand under the big tree and say to God, I want to go there, too!

17. I was selling snacks when a child came running and started to say what to buy, but after seeing me, he said, Uncle, you are so ugly, I won't buy your things! Then I turned and left. I was petrified!

18. When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror; In old age, mirrors are flat.

19. The weather is fine today. I stayed indoors for a long time and am going to play in the living room.

20. Tell you a story: A pig is telling a story! The other pig smiled.

2 1. Not coquettish and shocking, but obscene and touching.

22. Do I know you well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV, and it will pop up when you press it.

23. The secret crush changed his hairstyle yesterday, and I suddenly felt that I had changed my mind.

I have been walking on thin ice since I bought a BBK mobile phone.

25. As long as you have classes in your heart, you don't skip classes anywhere.

26. The great thing about news simulcast is that even if you keep changing channels, you can watch a piece of news completely. Funny anecdotes, anecdotes.

1. Violence can't solve the problem. Come on, let's sit down calmly and praise me for an hour.

I know I have a bad temper. If you can't bear it, you must reflect on yourself and why others can.

I am single because no one can easily deserve me as a proletarian successor.

When I was a freshman, I told my roommate that I must find a beautiful girl as my girlfriend. My roommate said it was good and that I had a goal. Later, I thought it was ok to find a girlfriend, but I couldn't find one. Slowly, when I was a sophomore, I suddenly found that as long as it is a woman in love. Now that I'm a junior, I think my roommate is also quite good.

I finally know why homework is an uncountable noun, because it can't be done at all. More funny and interesting sentences.

6. Mathematics is very interesting. How interesting is it? Since I learned math, I feel that even living is meaningless.

7. I tried to be an interesting person, but later I went astray and became a tease.

8. A father and son came to the store to buy an iphone. The son looks like a junior high school student. When paying the money, the son said, dad, just buy a smart phone with your IQ. Then his father said that we all laughed and told his son that you have a high IQ, but you can't afford it.

9. What makes you call me fat? What did you buy me to eat?

10. Girls should not quarrel casually, which will make them look very uneducated. You should slap them and let them know what it means to be both civil and military.

1 1. I thought I was also the seed of infatuation, but it rained and drowned.

12. Ten years ago in May, a man praised me. He married a beautiful young girlfriend. Last May, another person praised me. He won 5 million. In May this year, everyone who praised me married a beautiful young girl and won 5 million yuan on their wedding day. Don't say I'm not interesting enough. The text has been put here.

13. I have a desire not to get tanned, but I have a heart to go out surfing all day.

14. When I was a child, my parents owed a lot of money to others and kept telling them: We will pay you back twice in the future. Later, they gave birth to me and named me Shuang.

15. Some people have shiny surfaces, but in fact their socks have slipped to the soles of their feet.

16. My wife likes to buy lottery tickets. She buys the same number all the year round, and every time she quarrels, she says: If I win 5 million, the first thing is to divorce you! I didn't really laugh, and I wasn't worried at all, because I bought the same number with her every time, twice.

17. I always regard you as my best friend, so please tell me when you have no money and I will teach you how to live a hard life.

18. Others stay in bed because they have money. They can sleep as long as they want. I stay in bed because I have no money, so I can save a meal.

19. What is the most unforgettable large-scale collective activity organized by your class? Make up lessons collectively!

20. Precautions before the senior high school entrance examination: The voice of turning over must be loud and fast, so that the whole examination room can hear it, and they begin to doubt their lives. After listening, he shouted, It's so fucking easy! Put the pen down heavily, half louder. Clap your thighs and shout: lying in the trough, original question! You don't have to go to a good high school, you must be in place to pretend to be B. I will wait for you at the construction site rain or shine.

2 1. The final exam is coming. I will definitely tell you how many people are in my class with my strength.

22. The professor said: A fool's question can't be answered by ten geniuses. A student said: No wonder I can't do every exam. I see.

23. A fish raised by my roommate died and refused to be buried. As a result, the more roasted, the more fragrant. Not long after, I went downstairs and bought a bottle of wine.

24. The weather is getting hotter and hotter. Girls should buy short sleeves for their boyfriends, and boys should also buy short sleeves, long sleeves, quarter sleeves, a pair of shorts, a pair of trousers, a pair of sandals, a pair of leather shoes, a pair of white shoes, a short skirt, a long skirt, a dress, a handbag, a satchel and a shoulder.

Talk about being good to yourself.

First, you always feel lonely and have a lot of wounds hidden in your heart. You are afraid of being misunderstood, so you always hide them until you know that other people actually have wounds in their hearts. So you show your wounds, hoping to find the same kind, but in the end you will be disappointed to find that everyone's wounds are different, deep and shallow, and no one can comfort or understand others, so you have to hide them silently. As a result, you become more lonely than before. -canoe Sina Weibo

Second, I don't think that people's mental maturity is more and more tolerant and can accept anything. On the contrary, I think it should be a process of gradual elimination, knowing what is the most important and what is not. Then, be a simple person.

Third, those who say they will never part have already been scattered all over the world.

Fourth, some things cannot be changed, so don't work hard against time; Some people, a knife in the face and a knife in the back, will know. Don't value yourself too much, maybe you are nothing in the eyes of others; Don't underestimate yourself, even if you are a little self-righteous. Love yourself, others have no obligation to always pity you.

Pack up your mood and keep walking. If you miss the flowers, you will reap the rain. If you miss this one, you will meet the next one.

6. In this world, only truly happy men can bring real happiness to women.

7. Is there any machine in the world that can bypass my self-esteem and translate everything to you? You know everything, but I won't admit it. -Chang 'an in August

I know someone in the world is waiting for me, but I don't know who I am waiting for. For this reason, I am very happy every day.

Nine, the first step, look up. Step two, close your eyes. In this way, tears will flow into my heart. I remember that I never disliked you. Those things that make you sad are all lies. There is always a sentence or two, and every drop of ink is heartbreaking.

I believe I love you. Still. All the time. Forever.

Eleven, there is no empathy in the world, you feel that your heart is torn to pieces and your intestines are twisted. In fact, others simply can't understand it. People look at you in horror for a while and sympathize with you for a while, so they should be comfortable and happy, because you are you, I am me and he is him. Our heart, our meat grows on everyone, sweet and sour, and we only know the taste we taste. Don't pin your hopes on others, and don't ask others to understand your feelings. Screaming loudly is a waste of time. Don't blame others for being cold-blooded, blame yourself for not being ready. -Wu Xinyi's "I don't know the heart on the mountain"

God punished me for not sleeping tonight, because I didn't remember to kiss you when I broke up just now. If you pity me, can you let me make up on the phone?

Thirteen, one thing, no matter how beautiful, once there is no result, don't entangle, it will be tired after a long time; One thing, even if you remember it again and can't grasp it, you should put it down at the right time, which will break your heart for a long time.

Fourteen, when the gorgeous gradually exits, the hustle and bustle gradually fades away, and the years show a calm like autumn water, clear and dust-free. The sky is high and the clouds are light, the earth is beautiful and quiet, the clouds are rolling and the clouds are comfortable, and everything is natural in and I wonder how many blossoms were broken.

I hope my love will bring roses, not roses.

16. Pessimism is not about not making progress, not doing nothing, not pursuing nothing, but being peaceful, calm and peaceful, away from the hubbub and close to nature.

Seventeen, too many memories about you kept tormenting me and destroying my only homesickness, so I began to learn to forget.

Eighteen, give up what should be given up is helplessness, and give up what should not be given up is incompetence; Ignorance should give up if you don't give up, and persistence should not give up if you don't give up.

Nineteen, life is doomed without reincarnation, just like a one-night carnival.

In the same way, when comforting others, I always feel that what I say is very reasonable, but when comforting myself, I can always find reasons to refute it.

Twenty-one, flip a coin, surf the internet on the front, sleep on the back, stand up and do your homework.

22. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me?

Twenty-three, the stars fall into the heart valley at night and look up at the stars. Still beautiful and quiet, but with a shoulder to lean on, I slowly became melancholy in the breeze, bowed my head and cried, remembering the torn love.

Twenty-four, in the world of love, no one is sorry for who, only who does not know how to cherish who.

Twenty-five, who walked through his youth and left a smile, who stayed in his flower season, warmed his thoughts, who disappeared from his rainy season and drowned his tears.

Twenty-six, I love you for five thousand years, and finally wait for today's online. There are my expectations, my thoughts and infinite amorous feelings on the Internet.

Twenty-seven, worldly things, love and hate, parting feelings, are scattered with the turbulent tide on both sides of the strait, even if a lonely road extends to both sides of the strait, it will eventually disappear. At that time, I couldn't reverse the affectionate ending, so I chose to cherish all the beauty I had and watch you disappear silently without me in the future.

Humorous and interesting QQ space.

1. You're a little aura, I'm a little silly, you're a little effeminate, I'm a little rustic, you smell a little sweet, I'm a little alcoholic, and I'm not angry if you're angry.

He said you don't belong to me now, and I won't love you until you belong to me.

Since dating is not allowed, don't give out school uniforms, lest others say it's fake.

When I have money, I will buy two lollipops, one for you to eat and the other for you to eat.

5. Don't read the information! Then what are you looking at? See how it works!

6. The difference between me and Telunsu is! I have low purity, and Telunsu has high purity!

7. "Doctor, what should I do with big pores?" "The pixel drops."

8. If I look listless, I may be tired, I may be sick, and the biggest possibility is that I am hungry …

9. Boss: Friends are for use; Brothers are betrayed; Boss, that's how I escaped.

10. It is said that the tears you shed are the water in your head.

1 1. A fat pigeon walked into the central hall from the balcony, bravely took a shit and floated away! Don't be infatuated with pigeons. Pigeons are just a legend.

12. the highest level of boredom, turning on the computer, pressing the phone and watching TV.

13. What is the head teacher? Is to ruin your friendship! Destroy your love again! Terrorists who don't leave your family alone!

14. The night gives you black eyes, but you roll your eyes with them.

15. I counted my fingers and found that I was missing in your life.

16. Children who lack love are always very easy to satisfy.

17. I love you more than Sima! My love for you is brighter than Zhuge! For your heart, it will last longer than Guan Yunchang! I don't need to say what you mean!

18. I have been abused thousands of times in winter, and it is like first love for quilts.

19. People nowadays are all talking on the surface, but they are actually playing with their brains.

20. Sometimes, when waiting in line for meals in the canteen, the greatest comfort is not that there are fewer and fewer people in front, but that there are more and more people waiting behind.

2 1. If someone talks to me about "the end of the world" again, I will not hesitate to call 1 10.

22. Chopin, no matter how awesome B is, it can't play the sadness of Lao Tzu!