God's turning quotation suddenly reversed. Tell me a joke 18 sentence.

1. When I was a child, I thought I could save the whole world. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

2. Yesterday, when the temperature dropped, I received a super warm message: "It's a little cold this winter, may the warmth accompany you forever", and I was cured instantly! Thanks for the daily push of the app.

3. I am also embarrassed to take tens of millions of cars every day, that is, I have to swipe my subway card every day, and I can't recognize my face?

Touch my clothes and see if they are your girlfriend's material.

I stood on the 99th floor overlooking this splendid international metropolis. The man around him wears gold-rimmed glasses and his side face is carved with a meat cleaver. For a long time, he said with a heavy voice, "Aunt, finish cleaning the glass and get off work."

6. I have established a relationship with the male gods here, but the relationship is not very strong. After all, sometimes I dream, and sometimes I don't dream.

7. I was really touched to receive 999 roses from my boyfriend! I'll make something to drink later

8. I passed by and saw a couple kissing in a tea shop. I really envy them. I also want to drink milk tea.

9. Today, I received honeysuckle from my friend. There are gold, silver and flowers, and tea is used instead of wine every day to lead a drunken life.

10, I really took some girls on WeChat. I think I look good, and I take selfies every three to five times. I am really speechless. I want to send them every day. I'd like to see it! Please. ! !

1 1. I always buy four new apples at a time. My mother always said I didn't want to be so extravagant, but I couldn't help it. After all, supermarkets are not open for sale.

12, my return rate is quite high. I basically look back at good-looking people.

13, it's annoying. I have nowhere to show my charm. There are a lot of boys around me every day, and I can't get rid of them. Today, I finally got up the courage to say, big brother, please make way. I will get off at this stop.

14, friends come from afar ... although far away, they will be punished!

15, I didn't go to Peking University if I had a place to go. First, I missed my hometown too far, and second, I didn't go.

16, 23 years old, has two suites in Beijing Third Ring Road. Hundreds of thousands of bags can fill the walls, but these are not given to me by my parents, but I dreamed of them through hard work.

17, some people have to endure the pain of plastic surgery. Unlike me, they can become beautiful without plastic surgery because I downloaded a lot of beauty software.

18, don't spoil the word youth ... you are in beginning of autumn!