Humorous sentences after violation

The humorous sentences after violation are as follows:

1, the line was pressed last week and the speed was exceeded this week. I don't know how to violate the rules next week, which is more expensive than taking a taxi to work.

2. Deduct my driver's license! The points I never keep illegally are used to deduct for others.

3, the first violation in life, to commemorate a plate. Ouch ... you will be fined!

4, block the road into that kind of force every day, and points will be deducted if you press the line slightly. Why not stop this road illegally every day?

5. It's funny to stand at the bus stop early in the morning and watch the traffic police posted "beef jerky" on the opposite side for illegal parking.

6. For illegal parking without penalty points, don't deal with the premium increase next year, and then deal with the violation when you buy insurance for next year in 5438+ 10.

7. No violation for two years. As a result, I got four exams in a month.

I went to buy a glass of water. Then. Violation ticket. I also donated living expenses for the people "bandits"!

9. Old drivers also violated regulations to commemorate the first penalty deduction in Qingdao.

10, wake me up with a phone call! Said I broke the rules. It's okay not to deduct points after the inspection.

1 1. A group of noble policemen are punishing illegal animals. She got lost on a dusty street corner.

12, high-speed speeding violation, even without penalty. Surprise, accident, happiness!

13, I am also very helpless, of course, it is not all illegal. It has been six years since I got my driver's license, and I will lose points for the first time.