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Realistically speaking, modal phrases: women are not attractive and think men are playboys.

If you are too kind to a person, he will push his luck and ignore you.

3. Happiness must be shared in order to be doubly happy.

4. When your love passed through my chest, I fell to the ground and sat down with the illusion of dull pain and slower and slower breathing. Did my lonely eyes and tears wither in the smoke-extinguishing room? Just started? Every time you invade and leave with a smile, it will make me flustered and full of sadness.

5. Break up with someone who is hostile to you. Only when people break friends can they have the best friends.

6. The road is under your feet. You can't change the end point, but you can decide the direction you take.

7. My class time is like a Fu Nan battery, with one class longer than six.

8. A sincere heart can make us live with a clear conscience; Sincere friendship can make us have more friends; Sincere quotations can make us feel kind and warm; Sincere help can make us realize the true feelings of the world; Sincere care can make our life happier; Being a sincere person can make us invincible; Doing things sincerely can make our tomorrow better. The truly plump human nature is humble and noble, kind and strong, sincere and intelligent, natural and unrestrained and tolerant, restrained and comfortable, and rational and hard and warm.

9. What's wrong with being sick? There is nothing wrong with money. There is no shortage of health. Health is not everything, but without health, there is nothing.

10, people who always distort the goodwill of others are hopeless.

1 1. People's faces are more interesting than people's mouths, because the mouth only tells people's thoughts, while the face tells the essence of thoughts.

12, what is more terrible than trouble is that we believe that what we do is useless and then do nothing with a clear conscience.

13. In real life, you are often your favorite person. What loves you most is often not what you love most; When you have experienced love and being loved and learned to love, you will know what you need and find the person who is most suitable for you and can get along with you for a lifetime! And the longest, it happened that it was not the person who loved you the most, but the person who was most suitable for you, and appeared at the most appropriate time!

14, in the tempering of life, it is inevitable that there will be entanglement and sadness, even stumbling. Learn to be optimistic and don't doubt life. Every story has an ending, but we have to believe that it is not now. The harm of life lies not in the story itself, but in turning life into a stranger, or losing courage and confidence first, so that those once beliefs can become a reality in the future. This is a belief in the sunshine of life.

15, money can't buy health, health is greater than money, money can't buy happiness, happiness must have health, happiness in life is not fame and fortune in health, and physical strength is not money in sports!

16, I slowly discovered that talent is a demon! Some goblins eat people, but people eat everything. If you catch a leprechaun, maybe you can have a barbecue!

17. Laughter is just an expression and has nothing to do with happiness.

18, life is like this. No one will always accompany us. We should learn to face all kinds of life alone. Although a person is really lonely, we still have to face a person's life, right? Although a person's road is not very easy, we still have to go strong. Go to the end of time, go to sunset.

19. Things always have two sides. If we can't change the reality, we can change our attitude and learn to control ourselves. It doesn't matter if people are not beautiful, but if they are beautiful inside, life may be more vivid and energetic.

20. When life turned everything into black humor with malice, I went with the flow and turned myself into a hooligan with higher education.

2 1, don't be soft on people with ulterior motives.

22. Smiling costs nothing, but it can create wealth. Praise costs nothing, but it can generate strength. Sharing doesn't cost a penny, but it can double happiness.

23. whoever tightens his belt on weekdays will easily tide over the difficulties if he is poor; People who are extravagant in abundance will die of hunger and cold in poverty.

24. Live in the present, don't waste your present life thinking about the past or looking forward to the future.

25. Politeness makes polite people happy, and also makes people who are treated politely happy.

It takes a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, a day to love someone, and a lifetime to forget someone.

27. Life is a journey. Don't care about the destination, but care about the scenery along the way and the mood of watching the scenery.

Modal phrases of men's playboy

First, never look back, put aside pale memories, I just want to live quietly without you. A sentence describing a man's playboy.

Second, the so-called flower heart is the mood of having love and bread and wanting to eat cake.

A man with complicated feelings will collapse if he puts his feelings into one person.

Fourth, concentration is the passport of devotees, and flower heart is the epitaph of flower heart!

The difference between a man and a dog is that a year later, the dog is still as excited to see you.

6. Come and go in a hurry.

Every man wants to be a lover of a beautiful woman, but a beautiful woman only wants every man to be her servant.

8. Don't trust a beautiful woman, because it's like a movie you decided to watch after watching an advertisement, and most of it makes you regret it.

Say to your lover, "Give me some time, and I will break up with her as soon as possible. Don't worry, I'll give you a name. "

Ten, men, always on the grounds of busy work, cover up the nature of their playboy.

Since you miss her, go with her!

Twelve, men are like onions. When you peel it off layer by layer with tears, you find it is actually heartless.

Thirteen, whirlwind in bed, do things for one minute.

Fourteen, a man with complicated feelings will collapse if he puts his feelings into one person.

Fifteen, the wife is angry, and the man wants to hide; When the wife is angry, the man keeps a straight face; When a wife is fat, men slip; As soon as the wife is rich, the man will step down.

Sixteen, men are all kinds of high-sounding, flowers and plants are justified, from the ancient wives and concubines to the current colorful flags fluttering.

Seventeen, peony flowers die, ghosts are also romantic.

Eighteen, the red flag at home does not fall, and the colorful flags are fluttering outside.

Nineteen, men, always smiling, eyes discharge, not disgusting and mean, () is cheating! A woman with breast enhancement and thin waist is dissolute and coquettish, either taking out her pocket or letting you have a black knife! These days, freaks and banshees, look out!

Twenty, the man's playboy is romantic, and the woman's playboy is wild; Men's philandering is fraternity, while women's philandering is promiscuity.

Twenty-one, take part in accidental amusement, your trick.

22. Never give up the whole deep forest for one tree.

Twenty-three, flower world, flower heart, flower people deceive people; If you achieve your goal, you will change your mind and have pity on your daughter's heart.

Twenty-four, the way a man dies: seeing a beautiful woman? Go to hell, understand? Beautiful, cheat into the room? I'm anxious. Sleep in bed? Tired, does the wife know? Scared to death, do parents know? I'm so ashamed. Does the leader know? The whole death, rival in love knows? beat to death

Men and women talk about their moods realistically.

Men's products

1. Since you are married, keeping in shape is the greatest respect for your wife.

2, men and women are different, men have careers and everything.

No matter how high the house price is, someone can afford it. The foundation of home is one's own house. Don't express it with your mouth for a long time.

You can have nothing now, but you must have the essential quality of a man: progress.

The name of the person who can share weal and woe with you is wife, and the lover can only enjoy happiness with you like others.

6. The person you love is lucky to love you. The person you love doesn't love you, that's just a normal state, so no one can love you.

7. When you were in love, your girlfriend ran away with someone else? Don't be sad for too long, just be happy. It is better to see this love clearly now than to be cuckolded after marriage.

8. Loving a woman is not just lip service. She longs for you to understand her feelings, what she likes, values, fears, desires and needs.

9. A wife is the one who gives birth to your children and takes care of you until you get old. Remember, a good relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is the touchstone to see whether a man is good or not.

10, a man's heart should be like the sea, tolerant of his loved ones, her temper, her narrow-mindedness and her carelessness. 12, when a man feels sorry for mistress and wastes her young years, but doesn't feel sorry for his wife and wastes her whole life, how ridiculous do you think this man is?

13, there will be a feeling of belonging to you. Before it appears, you should keep fighting for your ideal. When it appears, you don't have to worry about reality, but you can accept it gladly.

Women's articles:

1, the most gratifying thing: sound parents, two or three confidants, lovers who can't be stolen, others are illusions, don't care too much.

2, believe in love, you know that marriage is another matter, let time decide whether you deserve to marry this person, don't ask yourself why you married the person who slept next to you while you were sleeping.

3. Love needs reasons. Why do you love him? Think clearly, not after loving him. Do I like him? Love him? What do I love about him? Do you want to be with him just because you are lonely?

No one in this world loves you more than mom and dad. Don't miss home every time you are sad, don't give all your happiness to others, and your parents are not young. Let them not lose their temper.

5, marriage, if you have chosen, you have to consider two people, everything is important, everything blames him, then I ask you, who forced you at the beginning.

6. Don't look back for the people who have hurt you and those who have been hurt by you. You are not who you used to be, and he is not who he used to be. Remember, love is beautiful.

7. Men have good money, but short hands, if you are not married.

1 1. When you just want to have fun, watch carefully and don't start with good girls. Diamond cut diamond, you can have fun. 8. Women should have a career that can support themselves. Love is not all, not even most. There are many things that love can't give, such as friends, such as a sense of accomplishment.

9. When he says he loves you, you think he loves you. You were sad when he said he didn't love you. What he said about love is unreliable. What matters is what he did. Who won't say? You have to know for yourself.

10, that sentence is true: the best way to attract a man is to make him not get it.

1 1. A good man can let you see the farther world through his love, and a bad man can only destroy your world.

12, San Xiao, what a familiar word. Whether you are a mistress or you meet a mistress, it's unfortunate.

Very realistic words mood choice three:

1, we want to thank those who abandoned us, who let us find true love.

2. The person who loves you may not be sweet-talking, but if you love him deeply, you can finally feel the deep feelings.

3. At some point in the future, even if it is just a memory.

4. Living in the self-world, unwilling to face the world, will never see the dawn.

5, where to go, where to go, not to forge ahead, but a state of mind.

6, the disaster comes from the mouth, and you can't take it lightly if you hurt your feelings.

7, some are just angry words, not necessarily sincere, please forgive me.

8. A glass of water, a lamp, some food and a greeting are enough to warm my heart.

9. I have never passed you by, but fate has not arrived.

10, I never gave up looking for you, just because I believe that fairy-tale love exists on earth.

1 1, love is really crazy! For you, I began to humbly doubt the world.

12. Putting down dignity will only win pity. If you don't love it, just let it go. Entanglement will only increase your boredom.

13, instead of making the person you love unhappy, let go and be generous with each other.

14, it is better to sing aloud than to bend your knees.

15, please cherish your right to speak. Nonsense is a cancer, eroding the five internal organs and torturing the body and mind.

16, caring about a person, not just paying attention to her photo album. Loving a person begins with language and comes from the heart.

17, external pressure, if you can do it, avoid it, if you can't, avoid it.

I feel sad and lonely that I have no friends. Talk about mood phrases.

I always feel that a good temper will make me lucky. He who loses his temper is hurting himself. After all, who likes to get along with people with bad temper? No friend is lonely. Try to be a warm person.

I feel sad because I have no friends. Tell me about it.

First, when I drew a draft, I thought it was ok, but as soon as I took a pen to color it, I suddenly felt that I had no friends, so I gave up ... tears collapsed ... Second, every time I tied my ponytail, I felt special! Don't! Handsome! Handsome to no friends! Kindness! Handsome!

Third, sometimes I feel that I don't have a bad-tempered friend, but your friend says: You are a teacher, no wonder you are so gentle. Sometimes you feel that your temper can't be better, but some people say, why are you so impatient?

Fourth, Qing Wu's mood is the same as her feet. Although I feel that I didn't scold the wrong person, I also feel that I really don't have any friends these two days, so I should lose my temper. Besides, I didn't cry during the quarrel today, but I also scolded badly. It seems that we still have to scold the right person.

I have been learning how to get along with myself in recent years. I always think it is a cool skill, but it is so cool that I will have no friends. Fortunately, there are many good friends. We get together to share our experiences or talk about ourselves. The more I grow up in the afternoon, the more unwilling I am to accommodate people and things, and the more I respect my own mind. Life is so short that we regard the happiness and unhappiness we have experienced as experiences. Looking back, they are all our own treasures. A part of ourselves emerges slowly, but always follows the information of our elders. Self-esteem, self-love and ego

6. I find that some people are really selfish and have no friends, or it is natural for others to let her spoil her. If you don't follow her a little bit, you think you are not good, and you immediately turn your face. This kind of person always makes trouble for others, you know? Actually, I don't think you want to let you go, or I think you must be making trouble again, okay? Don't flatter yourself.

7. Why do some people think they are fairies, so beautiful that they have no friends and have great charm? No one is better than him. I think there is nothing wrong with it. Xifeng is really like this.

Eight, I have been painting and making up my homework these two days. I always feel so tired, I have no friends, and my weight has not changed, but I always feel that my soul has lost a hundred pounds.

Nine, no ability, no career, no friends, no men, no house of their own, I feel that I have reached the unbearable edge.

Ten, lack of sleep is easy to make people depressed? I don't want to talk all day, talk to people, answer the phone, reply to messages within 10, and add a punctuation mark. It's so cold that I have no friends.

XI。 The real estate value-added tax is so complicated that I don't even have friends. I always feel that we should sort out a special part.

Twelve, a roommate of the same age said that she hopes to meet someone who makes her move. It's good to have someone who thinks so. Anyway, I think too much, have no self-confidence, are demanding, are lazy, have no friends, and have narrow communication; I always thought I wouldn't meet someone I liked. I didn't expect to meet someone who fell in love at first sight in the year when I just graduated from college. I worked with him for a month, liked him and volunteered. He said he thought I was cute, too, but he said he was a bad guy and not suitable for me. Of course, it's not that simple. I know what he doesn't like about me It was a whim, but the reality was that he looked down on me.

Thirteen, don't say that you have no energy to entertain after work, or even feel unbalanced when you see other people's entertainment. Dress up for work every day and pretend to be energetic in front of the leaders. No one goes home, no food, no friends to play with. Everyone has his own life. My life is to go home and collapse. I dare not collapse in bed and shrink on the carpet. Take a takeaway, take a shower and go to bed.

Sometimes I feel that I have pretended to be a professional writer. I put all the books in order at home today. If I really want to complete these lists, I feel I can only have no friends, let alone fall in love and travel. Inner anxiety burns eyebrows. Ouch.

Fifteen, when the hair is long, envy short hair. When I cut it short, I want to grow my hair again. And dyed a color that I thought was ugly and had no friends. I dare not go back to meet people.

Sixteen, occasionally look in the mirror at ordinary times, feel good. Turn on your cell phone and take pictures. Your face is too big to have any friends.

Seventeen, I always feel that I don't like loneliness, but I prefer loneliness. Low emotional intelligence, no friends. A person has been reading in Guangtu all afternoon. Practice on the road. Stop. It's practice.

On the eighteenth day, I swam with my friends and then had dinner. I always feel that a bunch of people eat together. If you insist on losing weight, it will be annoying, because I am afraid that no friends will eat it. This has nothing to do with the self-control of physical exercise, just for fun! In addition, I gave Wangjing Xingmei a bad review. Not only is there no air conditioning in the screening hall, but the film is also stuck. Although the ticket was finally returned to the whole hall, there was no sincere apology.

Many times I eat alone, walk alone and go to the toilet alone, so I don't feel lonely? What is loneliness? What's wrong with a person in this normal human life? But people always ask me, are you alone? Yes, I am alone. What's the problem? You need company to eat and drink Lazar? I don't need it. I don't feel lonely, nor do I have no friends. It's just that I just want to be alone

Twenty, feel out of touch with the world. No friends, no friends, no brothers, no brothers. All I see is making money, making money, and finally I feel that I only exist in my own world! I hate this feeling, but I can't change it!

Thank all the people who can get along well with me after I was scolded for being in a bad mood, otherwise I think I will probably have no friends.

Twenty-two, irrelevant people, don't know how to meet. I never mess with anyone. Influenced by these lowly people. She also thinks she is noble and special, so she has no friends and is lonely and unsociable. After all, we are not as noble as you, are we? You can be a princess or a queen in your world alone, but don't let me see you and don't provoke me easily. I am in a good mood, but I am not happy at the sight of you. Today's dinner is very happy. We chatted together and talked about our feelings. Actually, I am still very happy. I'm afraid people will be jealous of me. Beautiful women will be small, and strong women will become leftover women. He and I are so stable and happy, trusting and understanding each other, with a lot on our minds. I also saw the future clearly. People who don't like me won't bother me anymore. I already have a lot, and I will have more and more in the future. Many friends are noble people, and I am also cultivating my mind. Although I hate her very much, I just want to teach her a lesson in language and don't want to call names. Why is she so bad? This will only attract bad things to her.

Twenty-three, loneliness is better than being alone. Who the fuck told me to get used to being alone and face life alone? As a result, you yourself said that no friend felt isolated in recent years and thought she could help you. Hehe, who is disgusting?

24. I always say that I have no friends. In fact, I still have many friends, but the more friends I have, the more I feel that my best friend is actually myself. No matter how busy, tired, painful and struggling, the only thing that can save me is myself.

25. I suddenly want to ask whether people really need friendship or I really need it. I am willing to be alone, and even find pleasure in it. In my heart, I have clearly distinguished the boundaries. What kind of people are in what kind of grid? Now I don't want to know others, and I don't want to be understood by others. To tell the truth, since I was a child, I felt that I was a person without friends and would be at a loss.

Twenty-six, you can't be too casual; You are just a person who sees through everything; I think it's just that I look stupid. The reason why a person hurts is because he cares. Too smart people always have no friends around them: forgive yourself if you cry.

I haven't brushed my circle of friends for more than a month. I used to brush my circle of friends once every 20 minutes, but I finally quit. But now I don't think I have any friends. Ha ha ha ha.

Twenty-eight, I had a lot of troubles when I grew up, but now I feel unhappy about everything. Looking through the messages of my former good friends, I found that I am really a cold-blooded person, and many friends who used to have good relations with junior high school and high school. Because of my indifference, I don't know how to contact and care for friendship, and my relationship is weak, so I can't find anyone to talk to when I am sad, and I often feel lonely and have no friends. With my personality, it is really difficult to be with people around me. .....

Twenty-nine, I feel more and more like a good man without friends.

When you feel that you have no friends, just calm down and take a nap. A friend is a definition. We are all friends. Family is the most important thing. When you lie still, you always think too much and complain. I hope you don't sit in the wrong place. This article is only for a friend yesterday. See you yesterday.

Thirty-one, just a moment, the disgust in your heart can drown you, and ugly people make more troubles. You still think you are awesome. Who gave you confidence? It's really like you said, you have no friends. . . Can only say: deserved it! ! !

Thirty-two, if one day I also become a person who is in a circle of friends all day and thinks that my baby is really great and has no friends, how terrible it will be.

I don't know how to live to this age, damn it. Go against the tide. Sometimes I really feel stupid enough to have no friends.