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What is the next sentence of "A broken jar will break its lid"?

A broken jar has its own broken lid. The next sentence is that a broken man has his own love.

1, humorous sentence:

Living the life of Bajie, but wanting the figure of Wukong.

Nowadays, people have energy when they wear shiny shoes. You can't show off your fart. When I was three years old, I wore a pair of shoes that would glow when I stepped on them, and they were still shining and colorful.

Even if I were a toad, I would never marry my mother toad.

4. How much sorrow can you have, just like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel.

Go to the supermarket to knead instant noodles when you are in a bad mood.

6. It was commonplace to enter a key high school a few years ago, but now it is crazy.

7. Come back, I can't fool you alone!

I haven't lost weight because of your "take care" for so many years.

9. If you are the one, the female guest will turn off another boy's light, and the aunt downstairs in the boy's dormitory can turn off the whole floor.

10. "Why is there so much homework?" "The teacher is willful, and we accept our fate."

1 1. There are two kinds of creatures in the world that can lie on the glass, one is the gecko and the other is the class teacher.

12. I was playing with my mobile phone on the road today and bumped into a foreigner. I said fuck, and the foreigner said fuck, and then we were both speechless.