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Talk about short sentences that burn your brain too much.
Sweet but not greasy master pick up girls
1. Who allowed you to be so beautiful?
I will send you a little flower first, then a careful heart, and finally a lovely one, that is me.
I like you for more than two minutes, and I can't get rid of it.
Lao zi is a good thing, I hope you have it.
5. "Since I left you, someone always asked me why I was in a daze."
6. I used up all my luck, just for the moment I met you, my life lit up at that moment.
7. With you, I can't guarantee that you are the happiest, but I must be the happiest.
8. If there is a distance of 1000 steps between us, as long as you finish 1 step, I will walk to your side for the remaining 999 steps.
9. "You look like my relative", "Who" and "My mother's son-in-law"
10. There is a word in the billboard on the roadside that is your name.
Recommendation of popular sentences in the routine of picking up girls
1, I found you a liar, because I look much better than the photo.
2. Is your blood type square? Why else are you so handsome?
3. Why do you always talk to me? Do you like me? If not, I'll think of something.
The world is a giant doll machine. I just stand by the window and miss you.
I find that you are not suitable for dating, but for getting married.
6. The way you eat is really cute. Have you practiced?
7. Why are you so vulgar? You always take selfies, and it hurts my hands to watch them several times.
8. I think you are too narcissistic. To tell the truth, when you grow up like this, you get the top three in the beauty pageant at most.
9. Do you like cats or dogs? Cat: meow; Dog: Wang Wang.
10 Do you have a boyfriend? If not, would you like one? If so, do you want to change it? If not, would you mind another one?
Sentence dialogue of boys' pick-up routines
( 1).
-Do you like candy?
-I don't like this.
-Then why are you so cute?
(2).
-Do you like candy?
-Yes.
-No wonder you are so cute.
(3).
"You know what? Your eyes are so beautiful, I know what constellation you are! "
"What is it?"
"Andromeda" (serious face)
(4).
The best answer to "what are you doing" should be "I miss you too" (more than my heart) (see clearly that it is not "I miss you" but one more word "I miss you too"! ! )
(5).
Set the mobile phone password to "9946", and the next time my sister asks what the mobile phone password is, she can say "I like you" (friends in the voting circle say this is a brain-burning trick to pick up girls, hum I don't care about you).
(6).
If you want to invite your sister to dinner, you can say, "I want to eat, but I can't eat without you."
(7).
Walking on the road with my sister in winter, I hugged my sister's neck and said gently, "I'll give you a warm scarf, which is your exclusive."
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