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Talking about surreal classics-My retention is tangled.

Don't tell me forever, I won't live to that point.

Friends have a heart-to-heart, and parents are devoted to filial piety.

The one who makes you cry your heart out is the one you love the most. The person who makes you laugh heartlessly is the one who loves you the most.

I wish you happiness in my mouth, but I hope you blow it off in my heart.

Laughter is just an expression, which has nothing to do with happiness.

I love my mother very much, but I always quarrel with her. . .

I care about you! Instead of, I owe you!

I suddenly found that many good friends lost contact unconsciously.

No teacher can teach all subjects, so why should students learn all subjects?

I can't enter your world.

Once was once, and then the memory was once.

My world doesn't need too many people to understand.

How many men can you cherish in your life?

What can be taken away does not belong to you.

Opportunity is not waiting, but winning, just like eating. If you just wait to eat the food that others give you, you may not get the food you want.

Three ways to solve all problems: accept, change and let go. If you can't accept it, change it If you can't change it, let it go.

Do you always change your bottom line for one person? Keep making excuses for someone, keep trying to forgive ... but, silly boy, maybe he doesn't like you that much. ...

Sometimes, a smile beats a lifetime, and a tear returns to a person.

A girl with a good family background will have her parents paving a gorgeous golden brick road; A good-looking girl will have a boyfriend and husband who will be diligent after the saddle; A lucky girl will get the help of a noble person and rise to the top. Unfortunately. I can't seem to be among them, but I am lucky to know that "the mountain that relies on the mountain will fall and everyone will run." Although I am ordinary, I don't want to be attached. I firmly believe that it is the greatest luck to make yourself strong.

Some pain, I can't say it, I can only endure it until I can forget it slowly.

Society is simple, but people are complicated.

The same tune can't recognize the previous melody.

It will be dark, people will change, 3 points of affection, 7 points of deception.

Leave your tears to those who love you the most, and your smile to those who hurt you the most.

Don't take a person too seriously, because you may be nothing to that person.

The so-called love is having someone who can easily control your emotions, making you cry one second and laughing the next.

Sometimes silence doesn't mean I have nothing to say.

Talk about appreciation surreally: men keep a night for women, and women keep a life for men. Interestingly, men can't wait, but they often say "wait for you all your life"; Women can't afford to wait, but they have waited all their lives.

When I was a child, happiness was a very simple thing; When you grow up, simplicity is a very happy thing!

If marriage is the grave of love, then blind date means looking at feng shui to give the grave, confession means digging the grave, marriage means double suicide, empathy means moving the grave, and a third party means robbing the grave.

Men and women have absolutely different views on love at first sight. Women want love at first sight, which comes from romantic fantasy, while men want love at first sight, which comes from the temptation of the lower body.

Let go as much as you can, and you will be happy.

How long can you wait for someone? The most beautiful words are men, and the most successful words are women. Men are promiscuous and fickle, which has been the case since ancient times.

It is strange that I am too young to see clearly whether it is a man or a dog.

The strong are not without tears, but can run forward with tears in their eyes.

I know it's a play, but I have to play it with you.

Don't be too kind to me, so I can't tell friendship from love.

What belongs to me will always be remembered. What doesn't belong to me, I can only learn as if nothing had happened.

My retention, you call it entanglement.

In marriage, there are two kinds of people who are most admirable: one is a young woman who accompanies a man through hardships; Second, older men who accompany women to live a good life.

My biggest wish is to say good morning and good afternoon to you every day, and then good night.

No matter where you go or what the weather is like, remember to bring your own sunshine.

Success is actually very simple, that is, when you can't hold on, hold on.

The more you want, the more you feel lost.

I especially hate people who always ask me who I am when they clearly add me.

Surreal classic sentences

1, the world of flowers, I am too serious. ?

2, low-key, trade-offs, there must be gains and losses. ?

3, the world is so chaotic, who is pretending to be pure? ?

Try not to gossip about colleagues and friends. ?

Distance does not produce beauty, but * *. ?

6. Now that I think about it, kindergarten is better. ?

7. You should always thank all beings who have given you adversity. ?

I don't even believe in punctuation. ?

9. Laughter is just an expression and has nothing to do with happiness. ?

10, to respect others is to be serious about yourself. ?

1 1. The strength of a man is the RMB in your pocket. ?

12, as long as you face the reality, you can surpass it. ?

13, confusion in the future does not mean that there is no sunrise in the chest. ?

14, hating others is your great loss. ?

15, I should have been heartless a long time ago, and now I don't have to tear my heart out. ?

16, people who distort others' goodwill forever are hopeless. ?

17, don't lie, because you will be caught one day. ?

18, sweet and bitter, love has weight. ?

I may not be at home when I was chasing Happyness on 19. ?

20. If you have a selfless love, you will have everything. ?

2 1, whenever you do something, you should think. ?

22. Are you tired? Just tired. Comfort is for the dead. ?

23. The truth of life is hidden in the plain. ?

24. People suffer because they pursue the wrong things. ?

25, learn to give up, the tighter you pull, the pain is yourself. ?

26. I don't have so many emotions, I just want someone to accompany me. ?

27. Making friends means not hurting anyone. ?

28. You can forget the past, but you must let go. ?

29. If you put it down, you will have no worries. ?

30. People who don't know how to love themselves are incapable of loving others. ?

3 1. No matter who you are, you have your own limits. Especially trust. ?

32. Women, being beautiful is an advantage, and living beautifully is a skill. ?

33. Time will pass. Let time wash away your troubles! ?

34. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first. ?

Don't waste your life where you will regret it. ?

Don't be too sure of your opinion, so you will have less regrets. ?

37. Pay attention to your self-cultivation. You are the child's first teacher. ?

38. There are too many unknown pains behind the glory of others. ?

39. Caring and blessing others silently is an invisible charity. ?

40. You can't choose the form of life, but you can choose the quality of life. ?

4 1, tell one lie and make up ten lies to make up for it. Why bother? ?

42. Don't be so nice to me that I can't tell whether you are in love or friendship. ?

43. What others say is in your mind, and yours is in your heart. ?

44. Emotional attachment is the cause of distress. Only by letting go of your emotional attachment can you feel at ease. ?

45. You can have love, but don't be persistent, because separation is inevitable. ?

46. Living a day in vain and doing nothing is like committing theft. ?

47. Never give a friend who has betrayed himself a second chance to betray. ?

48. Accept the gifts that life gives you, whether good or bad. ?

49. It is shameful to cover up your shortcomings by hurting others. ?

50. Never waste a minute thinking about people you don't like. ?

5 1, you said you would wait for me to come back, you did it, you found someone to wait with. ?

52. Live an easy life and prepare for the best and the worst. ?

If you insist on taking simple things seriously, you will be miserable. ?

54. Society is hierarchical and many things are unfair. Don't complain, because complaining is useless. ?

When you are honest with yourself, no one in the world can cheat you. ?

56. Be realistic and hypocritical once in a while, because if you don't do that, it will be difficult to get mixed up. ?

57. Everyone is an independent individual, and really no one can live without him! ?

58. Don't try to make any excuses for yourself. No one likes the excuses before mistakes. ?

59. Be a simple person, practical and pragmatic. Don't indulge in fantasy. Don't rock the boat. ?

60. If you pay more attention to others, you will pay less attention to yourself. You got it? /?

6 1, be cautious and independent, learn to compromise, and stick to your most basic principles. ?

62. Believe in Buddhism and cause and effect. In the face of real cause and effect, human power is negligible. ?

63. Be filial to your parents. It's not just lip service, it's also good to make more phone calls. ?

64. People who are full of their own opinions and ideas will never hear other people's voices. ?

65. When people are sad, no matter how happy they are, they can't stop crying. ?

66. Love your parents, because they gave you life, and they are also the most selfless people who love you. ?

67. If life deceives you, don't be sad or impatient. Happy days have come. ?

68. Try to enrich yourself. Don't stop learning. No matter what you learn, language, cooking, all kinds of skills. ?

Please speak out your dissatisfaction and grievances with sympathy and gentleness, and others will accept them easily. ?

70. Why put the poison in the same bottle? The same psychology, why are you full of troubles? ?

7 1, I love you for a long time! I have been waiting for you for a long time! Now, I'm leaving you for a long time. ?

72. Life can be arrogant but unsuccessful. Coke can be extremely painful and ridiculous, but it can't be ordinary, dull or boring. ?

You shouldn't always be dissatisfied with others, you should always review yourself. If you are dissatisfied with others, it is yourself who suffers. ?

74. Conscience is everyone's fairest judge. You can fool others, but you can never fool your own conscience. ?

75. Learn to tolerate people who hurt themselves, because they are pitiful, everyone has their own difficulties, and it is not easy for everyone. ?

76. To know a person, we only need to see whether his starting point and destination are consistent, so we can know whether he is sincere. ?

77. If you don't give yourself trouble, others will never give you trouble. Because of my heart, I can't let go. ?

78. Arrogant people can be saved, but people with inferiority can't. Only by knowing yourself, surrendering yourself and changing yourself can we change others. ?

79. When you are happy, you should think that this happiness is not eternal. When you are in pain, you should think that this pain is not eternal. ?

80. What others have touched is not a wall, and what they have not planted is not a fall. If a young spirit struggles with reality, reality will always win. ?

Classic talk about domineering reality. Don't say I forgot you. I don't even remember you.

1, real force, dare to face a face without thickness.

2, a man who is derailed, ballet must be beautiful.

3, complacent and indifferent, frustrated and calm, happy but not crazy, worried but not hurt.

If I am not strong, how can I love what you love and ruin what you love?

5. I can't stand bragging, I can't stand swearing, and of course I have a bad temper.

6. I'll pee on your neck when I'm high-end and domineering.

7. I don't know if I am blessed. It is said that some people have gained weight, but they pretend not to know.

8. Those women who can't unscrew the bottle cap are pretending. Ask her to open a courier to try.

9. Don't say I forgot you. I don't even remember you.

10, I'm not your toy, don't think I'm easy to pinch.

1 1. No matter how big your face is, you and I only have one chance.

12. Try everything. Don't say that nothing is rare. It's all excuses.

13, can I paint your face red if I can't see you again?

14, how can you be tough on me, who will be shocked by farting?

15, I don't need to keep what I took, and I don't want to keep what I took.

Surreal classic quotations

1, it's the body that can't wake up, but the soul that can't escape.

2. You are sad about time, but forget that time is more forgetful than you.

Forgetting is sometimes the most frank and courageous answer.

Every trace of pain is a trace of happiness in the future.

When you see others clearly, you also see yourself clearly.

6. Without pain and sacrifice, we would have nothing.

7. Besides teeth, there is love in the world.

8. Sometimes it's not that the world is too hypocritical, but that we are too naive.

9, people, don't be self-righteous, who will turn after the earth leaves!

10, one day you will know that losing the Tao is more practical than having it.

1 1. The gap between people is always stronger than the tacit understanding.

12, life grinds us round, in order to let us roll further!

13, it's not that love has changed, but that love and being loved are in the wrong position.

14. Contradictions are always caused by trivial matters.

15. Losers always complain about themselves, but they don't try their best.

16, don't easily use the past to measure the happiness and misfortune of life.

17. When the sky is dark enough, the stars will shine.

18, look down on gains and losses, and you can find the best balance in life.

19, the world won't treat you well because of how miserable you are.

20. Understand the past, live in the present and prepare for the future!

2 1, entanglement is a kind of throb, jealousy is dissatisfaction with yourself.

22. Some things will pass, but they cannot be avoided.

23. There are no people who can't figure it out, only roads that can't be taken.

24. It is not naivety that stops growing, but self-maturity.

25. Good things always happen to people who smile.

What onlookers know is only their own guess.

27, love a person can not be fatal, but can not be shameless.

28. Whether the future is bright or dark often depends on how you choose.

29, wearing lame shoes, no matter how beautiful it is, it hurts yourself.

30. There is nothing right or wrong, but the position of the station is different.

3 1, see what is in front of you and pay attention to what is behind you. Have a good day!

32. Perhaps today's dullness is the best memory of tomorrow.

33. People arrive late and leave early when the moon is full. This matter is old and difficult.

Stand up bravely and rush forward quickly, which is your only way out.

35. Life is nothing more than smiling at others and then making them smile!

36. Everything in this world is fifty-fifty.

Before you knock on the door of heaven, care about the fragile life first.

38. Being too modest is modesty, and talking too much is cheating.

39. You can only gain if you lose, and you can't get something for nothing in life.

40. What you can't reach is forever, and what you can't forget is once.

4 1, if you are doomed to be unhappy, don't expect so much.

42. The best memory of the past is running without looking back.

Give me your love and patience, and I will smile gratefully.

44. As long as you make up your mind to succeed, failure will never crush you.

45. When you let the pain dock, happiness will dock elsewhere.

46. People who know you will trust you, and those who trust you will certainly understand you.

47. ever-changing, it is fate that people are still.

48. Successful people influence others, while unsuccessful people are influenced by others.

49. Never doomed misfortune, only perseverance.

As long as you face the sun, there will be no shadow in front of you.

5 1, is too good at comforting others, and loses his sense of proportion when it's his turn.

52. There is no accident in this world, only necessity.

53. Even where the sun shines, there may not be warmth.

54. Different people say the same thing with different effects.

Knowing your ignorance is the surest way to know the world.

As long as you don't give up your dream, your dream won't abandon you.

57. Mistakes are temporary regrets, and misses are eternal regrets.

58. Love is not perfect. Perfect love is not love.

59. Fate plays tricks on people, so why bother playing tricks on your own life?

60. Where there are many weeds, there are few crops, and where there are many empty words, there is less wisdom.

6 1, you must complete the only way to take the road you want.

62. People always want to be free when they have it, and they want to have it when they are free.

63. Desperate stubbornness and willfulness often push yourself to the wall.

64. People who can't give up anything can't change anything.

65. As long as there is grass in your heart, there will be an invincible spring in your life.

66. Don't tell others when you are sad, just stay with yourself.

67. Life is beautiful only when you leave, and brilliant only when you wait.

68. Happiness is your own. Never take others as a reference.

69. Only you know whether it hurts or not. Whether it has changed or not, only oneself can understand.

70. Herringbone is easier to write than to do; Heart language is simple, but it is difficult to understand.

7 1, before love, no one is right or wrong, only those who bow their heads and admit their mistakes first.

72. Life is like a dazzling display. Please enjoy it before it melts.

73. If you can't remember the past, why go hand in hand to tomorrow?

74. Don't take money too seriously. Money can destroy feelings.

75. Looking back 500 times in your last life, you can get a brush in this life.

76. Flowers and applause are never given to people who wait for rabbits.

77. Life belongs to your own feelings, not others' opinions.

78. If you lose your calmness, you will become indifferent, and you will fight for its inevitability and let nature take its course.

79. Between brothers and love, there is always only the wrong choice.

Don't disturb your enemy when he makes a mistake.

8 1, my bad temper drove away many people and left the most real one.

82. Things always happen suddenly, and the reasons are added later.

83. As long as you have brains and feelings, enlightenment and help are everywhere.

84. Success is when you can't hold on, hold on.

85. Life is beautiful only when it comes out, but not when it comes out.

86. We are all farsighted, which blurs our recent happiness.

87. The night gave me black eyes, but I used them to look for light.

88. Tiny happiness is around, and relaxed satisfaction is heaven.

89. Don't ruin your Millennium practice for a monk.

The world will never change, that is, everyone is changing.

9 1, change yourself, save yourself, influence others and save others.

92. The three worst bowls of noodles in life: human face, emotional face and scene.

93. There is always a person who hides in his heart and disappears into life.

94. Live in your own heart, not in the eyes of others.

95. You don't have to forget the past, but you must let it go.

96. There is no destiny takes a hand's ending, only the process of not working hard enough.

97. Strikes and failures are stepping stones to success, not stumbling blocks.

98, a cup of tea life ups and downs, the world is more common.

99. This is not the end of the road, just turn a corner and go on.

100, don't deny a person's ability because of some trivial things.

10 1. In fact, every avenue leading to sunshine is full of bumps.

102, smart people talk with their heads, and stupid people cover up with their mouths.

103, cherish what you have. Don't take a fancy to what you don't have.

104, thinking about saving what should not be saved, it is better to cherish what should be cherished.

105, because I have loved, I am merciful; Because you know, you are tolerant.

106, pain without words is a kind of wisdom, and smiling without words is an open mind.

107, there is no past or future in time, only the realistic present.

108, in this age of quick success, direction is more important than speed!

109, growth is a long-planned conspiracy, and wrong is wrong.

1 10. If you have yourself, you won't be swayed by others.

1 1 1, Shakespeare said: We have love but no future at this age!

1 12, if you say it, don't complain, if you don't say it, you will complain.

1 13, once love is defeated by tears, lies are also a kind of comfort.

1 14, the height of life, half begins with hard work, half comes from choice.

1 15. Being busy is a kind of happiness, which makes us have no time to experience pain.

1 16, life is like a news broadcast, you can escape without changing the channel.

1 17, there are many choices, but there is always only one ending.

1 18, love is an excuse after impulse, and it will be uncomfortable to understand it.

1 19, life has been so hard that some things should not be exposed.

120, that's all you can do, and chasing you blindly will accomplish nothing.