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The new method of roof drainage is out of date.
Every Friday afternoon, the entrance of the university is often full of luxury cars, and many cars have one or two bottles of water on their roofs. Some girls will take the water off the roof when they see it, and then get into the car. After a while, either the girls will come out by themselves or the luxury cars will drive away with one foot on the gas pedal. What's going on? Are they acquaintances?
In fact, this reflects the magic of Chinese culture for 5, years. Drinking my water (sleeping with me) is just a homonym. When the sister has a crush on the owner, she will take the water from the roof, exactly which car she wants, and then she will open the door and enter the car. If the sister finds that the owner is really unacceptable, she will come out and put the water back on the roof. And if the owner is not satisfied with the sister's conditions, she will tell the sister that she is waiting for someone and politely refuse. If everything is so "love at first sight", the luxury car will naturally carry the sister and can't wait to leave. As for where the lonely man and widowed woman go, this is not convenient to disclose.
and there is an open secret about what water to put, for example, some put mineral water, some put green tea, some put pulse or red bull. The water is different and the price is different. In order to keep a little secret, Xiaobian still tells you with a picture.
once, a Maserati owner said that the girls in his car would feel very hot in the car and would take off their clothes as soon as they got on the bus.
is this really the case? Xiao bian was so excited when he heard about it that he rushed to the entrance of the university at a speed of 12 yards and put an oversized bottle of tap water on the roof.
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