I hate mosquitoes. Tell me about it.

1, slap it down, ah, catch the assassin! 2. The stunt of fighting mosquitoes has finally been practiced! !

I am on duty, and I fight flies and mosquitoes every day.

4. Orson, beginning of autumn, 5 kilometers away, was bitten by mosquitoes because of the crowded weather.

5, write in the most eye-catching place of the body: whoever bites me is a puppy!

6. I always feel that when I take a bath in summer, I feel that I am helping mosquitoes wash vegetables.

7. I just had a cup of Starbucks and forgot to take pictures. Shit, drink for nothing!

8. Hang a mosquito net, sleep naked in it, tease mosquitoes and make them anxious.

9. Apply a layer of crane top red on your body, and mosquitoes will be poisoned when they fall on your body.

10, drunk as mud, mosquito bites you without pain, you will be drunk to death.

1 1. Take a bowl of fresh chicken blood, which says: It has been disinfected, please feel free to drink.

12, the mosquitoes on my body can be connected and become a magic circle.

13, have a heart-to-heart talk with mosquitoes, understand them with reason, touch them with emotion, and influence them to become vegetarians.

14, the cheek was bitten by a mosquito. Is it because there are not enough pimples on my face? Here's an inch. You want a yard.

15, slap it and say to the people around you, look! What a big mosquito! A dozen and a half bowls of soup!

16, tap water, WIFI, countryside, stars and endless mosquitoes, killing people!

17, Lucky: Ma Ma, look, two mosquitoes are fighting! Mom: Where? Lucky: I'm kidding!

18, summer is coming, and I will suffer again. I'm not afraid of anything, I'm afraid that mosquitoes will bite me!

19, bitten by a mosquito. Suddenly I saw this at my deskmate. I cried happily. I really want to catch it.

20. I haven't seen mosquitoes in Guangdong for several days. I was stung by three bags an hour before I left. Ok, let's say goodbye like this ~

2 1, I couldn't find mosquito-repellent incense, so I sprayed hair gel on mosquitoes! In a second, it was stopped and fell off my mosquito net!

This is a trophy mosquito harvested from washing powder and soapy water in the past two months. I was not bitten by acne at home this summer!

23. It's really enough to wake up in the middle of the night and spray toilet water. I couldn't get up all morning, but I got up again.

I was awakened by mosquitoes at three o'clock last night. Why didn't the air conditioner freeze you to death? Grandma is a bear. Buy a bottle of toilet water today, just in case.

I don't know what mosquito bit me last night. I picked up a bag as big as an egg yolk, and today it spread into a red color bigger than an egg.

26, a stormy night, the major customs are like ten thousand kinds, very good, the car was closed all night, mosquitoes, toilets are practical enough.

27. When I found a mosquito on my face in the morning, my first reaction was not to shoot it to death, but to take pictures. . . So now I have a big bag on my face.

28. After using three milliliters of jark, the mosquito bites are getting better and better. Is it to help you put some seasoning on your next meal? Want to be quiet

29. Little mosquito in the morning! I am an aunt! Our Li Xiaoyao was born! Cute little BB! Leo's little angel! Happy, happy!

How time flies! When I arrived in early autumn, I felt a little cool. When will mosquitoes disappear completely? Xiong Wa was bitten by seven or eight bags this morning.

3 1, I am tall, and my height is 1.6 meters. Is it really good to bite my foot? I guess you must be a nearsighted mosquito. On summer nights, there are more mosquitoes than stars in the sky.

32. Dung beetles fall in love with mosquitoes. Lang: What's your occupation? Mosquito: What about you, nurse? Dung beetles said with a smile, Fate, my colleague, I am a pill maker in the Bureau of Traditional Chinese Medicine.

My mother caught the mosquito, carefully pinched it with her thumb and forefinger, carefully pulled out its feet and wings, then threw it into the trash can and clapped her hands.

34. Many nights, you snuggled up to me tenderly, touched my delicate place with your delicate little hand, and sucked up my precious body fluids before letting go. Alas! This damn mosquito!

35. You are thin and light. You look beautiful and fly freely; You stand on the lotus, which is a touch of scenery in summer. I can't forget your figure, so I'm going to jump on you ... don't run! Dragonfly!

36. The raging mosquito kissed me all night and looked at the red and convex hickey in the mirror. I could only look at your body affectionately and ask bitterly: Are you a rescuer sent by the monkey?

Counting red envelopes is not a crime. No matter how pure a person is, he has the right to take bribes. If you think I'm right and don't believe in this society from now on, I can only say: Do mosquitoes confuse you? Take care!

38. I always thought there were no mosquitoes in America, but I was bitten out of flowers in Washington! After a while, I bit ten of them! There is also a long tail like a meteor, which must have been bitten by a literary mosquito.

39. That time, your sister took the initiative to kiss me, and I couldn't stand it. I warned against doing that, but it wouldn't listen. What result! Today, you also found me. Why are you sisters like this? Dad, damn mosquitoes!

40. Challenge the summer limit. Limit one: let mosquitoes bite and don't resist. Reward: a lot of red envelopes. Limit 2: resist the temptation of ice cream. Reward: lose weight for free. Limit 3: sun exposure. Reward: sauna baking.

4 1. When Chang 'e turned around, the canopy turned into Bajie, the Tang Priest turned around, the Great Sage turned into Wukong, Guanyin turned around, the prince turned into a white horse, and when you turned around, the prince turned into a frog. Summer is coming, if you attract mosquitoes, turn around quickly, beauty.

42. It's time to nag mosquitoes again. I came to Beijing cliff to feed mosquitoes. Nima collapsed. There is no good place to shoot. Just a new bite. Not worth a try. Ignore leg thickness. WTF！

43. My wife touched her forehead and said that there were so many bags on her forehead. I don't know if it's a mosquito bag or a zit. Master, have you heard the word black big? It must be a zit. It's not the black university, it's me. That must be a mosquito bag!

44. The meeting at dusk is so emotional and impulsive, beautiful and painful. The breeze secretly sent me to your side and let me kiss you quietly! But you're angry. You yell, you fucking mosquito.

45. I have been in a bad mood recently and my personality is abnormal. I woke up at three o'clock last night, and then I began to hammer the bed ~ chop the bed ~ dig the bed, fantasizing about cruelly catching mosquitoes overhead and then killing them abnormally, and then I began to dig the bed ~ chop the bed ~ hammer the bed.

46. I'm just saying. I don't cook at all. It's all sprouted. Therefore, we should plant seeds, steal soil from the roadside and be bitten by mosquitoes. When I got home, I found a little loach in the soil, thinking that loach grew up with ginger, and loach was used for fishing and ginger seasoning, which was perfect.

47. Since long summer, I have been favored by mosquitoes. I advised mosquitoes to get in touch with the rain and dew. If mosquitoes don't listen, they will spoil me. Right? They stared at me with big bags last night and didn't sleep well. This body is very tired.

48. I just saw the spring water in the sun, which is as clear as washed outside the window. It's a pity that cicadas are too noisy in Tianjin. This shallow, crazy and persistent cry is simply a beautiful terminator. Poetry is disturbed and encouraged, just like a mosquito interrupting a romantic confession.

49. I pass my grave every week, and my name is engraved on the tombstone. I have a beautiful girlfriend named Qian. I hate mosquitoes, so I bought glue flowers specially. I put down the flowers and lit a cigarette. I never smoked before, but now I am addicted to cigarettes. Money, let's go. Colleagues said. I nodded. For three years, the deepest love made me look like him.

Hate summer jokes. Tell me about it.

1, there is always a road to walk alone, so go on bravely and finish it beautifully. Every trauma in life is a maturity, and every loss is a gain. No one can bargain with life, so as long as you live, you must work hard. I will still believe that the stars can talk, the stones will bloom, and you will finally arrive after crossing the fence in summer and the wind and snow in winter.

Once people start to walk, they can't stop. Now I am beginning to grow like a random tree, trying hard and confused. I hope that a branch can produce lovely flowers and grow dense shade, which can shield me from the sun in summer and give me fruit to eat in autumn. Make your own tree so that you can enjoy the cool for others.

The deadly summer is coming. If anyone can install air conditioning in our classroom, we will marry the head teacher.

4. I still cross the winter and the equator without hesitation, and rush to your summer with joy.

5. A good lover is not necessarily a good lover. Lovers' love is like summer, the sweetest. Being a pair of lovers means that their love begins in winter and they must be patient. This is not an easy task, because few people know how to appreciate the elegance of silence and the connotation of waiting when they are young.

6, summer summer quietly in the past, leaving a little secret.

7. Forever is an unbreakable truth, and despair buries hope.

8. Summer always gives people sunshine and mysterious feeling. In this beautiful nature, summer nights really amaze me. I believe that in this ever-changing four seasons, it is not only summer that has this unique charm. There must be many interesting things in nature waiting for us to uncover its mystery.

9. Summer came, the lotus bloomed, but we left.

10, in spring, you brought me the warmth like a spring breeze! In summer, you brought me the same enthusiasm as the sun! In autumn, you bring me maple feelings like red leaves! In winter, you bring me transparency like snow!

1 1. This summer, we will end our friendship in exchange for a holiday without homework.

12, the summer in that park is the tears we shed together in the sun.

13, just give me a rose, like a thin glass of wine, like a gentle breeze. This is the most touching love, like spring, warm and elegant. Just like summer, it is hot and unforgettable.

14, I miss him too. Somewhere, I'm less embarrassed and you have less shoulders.

15, 19, many years later, we called this summer that summer. We had a bright smile that was beautiful and gorgeous.

16, night is a hotbed of loneliness and a cradle of indulgence. I'm scared, but I love it. However, I still can't get rid of the habit of wanting to keep warm. Even on such a hot summer day, I still long for a cup of hot coffee in my hand.

17, this summer, love is fragrant, and everyone is telling the memory of love.

18, it is so hot in summer! Cicada kept calling in the tree, as if to say, it's so hot! The earth is as hot as steaming us; The sweat we left behind is like big pearls. Flowers, plants and trees were sunburned and bowed their heads.

19, many years later, we called this summer that summer. We had a bright smile that was beautiful and gorgeous.

20. It's midsummer, the breeze is slow, and the moon rises in Dongshan. Although there are no magpies on the old locust tree, cicadas have been calling and frogs in the pond are blowing loudly.

2 1, according to the teacher, it is the hottest in Changsha in summer, as hot as a stove burning on a fire; Winter is just the coldest, as cold as a refrigerator. It's winter now, and it's so cold that we dare to walk outside in four clothes.

22. We are like summer and autumn, but we can always turn winter into spring.

23. If you want to lose weight in summer, what you need most is not a gym, but finding someone!

24. The next summer, the classroom was full of people again, but unfortunately it wasn't us//*

25, don't rely on others, it is when you still have someone to rely on.

Karry was born in September and Roy was born in November. They have a summer and an autumn.

27. After the summer of youth, who can remember which year it was?

28. Just like all the seasons are turned into summer by you, I always blush in front of you.

29. The glory of the setting sun covers the spun yarn, and the breeze comes at you with flowers, giving you a pleasant evening breeze in early summer, with the delicate fragrance of jujube flowers and Chinese rose flowers, floating into this simple and comfortable living room.

I don't talk to you, not because I don't love you, but because I'm afraid I'll be blank when I wait.

Funny talk about killing mosquitoes, talk about classics.

1, the stunt of fighting mosquitoes has finally been practiced! ! 2. I am on duty, fighting flies and mosquitoes every day.

3, beginning of autumn, Orson kilometers, crowded, hot, mosquito bites.

4. Hang a mosquito net, sleep naked in it, tease mosquitoes and let them die.

5. Apply a layer of crane top red on your body, and mosquitoes will be poisoned when they fall on your body.

6, drunk as mud, mosquitoes bite you without pain, will also be drunk to death.

7. The mosquito bag on your body can be connected into a magic circle.

8. Have a long talk with mosquitoes, be sensible and emotional, and influence them to become vegetarians.

9. My cheek was bitten by a mosquito. Is it because there are not enough pimples on my face? Here's an inch. You want a yard.

10, Lucky: Ma Ma, look, two mosquitoes are fighting! Mom: Where? Lucky: I'm kidding!

1 1, bitten by a mosquito. Suddenly I saw this at my deskmate. I cried happily. I really want to catch it.

12, tap water, WIFI, countryside, stars and endless mosquitoes, killing people!

13, I haven't seen mosquitoes in Guangdong for several days, and I was bitten by three bags an hour before I left. Ok, let's say goodbye like this ~

14, I couldn't find mosquito-repellent incense, so I sprayed hair gel on mosquitoes! In a second, it was stopped and fell off my mosquito net!

15, this is the trophy mosquito harvested from washing powder and soapy water in these two months. I was not bitten by acne at home this summer!

16, was awakened by mosquitoes at three o'clock last night. Why didn't the air conditioner freeze you to death? Grandma bear, buy a bottle of toilet water just in case.

17, it's really enough to wake up in the middle of the night and spray toilet water. I couldn't get up all morning, but I got up again.

18, I don't know what mosquito bit me last night. I made a bag as big as an egg yolk, and today it spread into a red color bigger than an egg.

19, a stormy night, all major customs are like ten thousand kinds, very good, the car was closed all night, mosquitoes, toilets are practical enough.

20. Little mosquito in the morning! I am an aunt! Our Li Xiaoyao was born! Cute little BB! Leo's little angel! Happy, happy!

2 1, mg, after three days, mosquito bites became more and more cheerful. Is it to help you put some seasoning on your next meal? Want to be quiet

22, time flies, beginning of autumn, feeling a little cold. When will mosquitoes disappear completely? Xiong Wa was bitten by seven or eight bags this morning.

23. When I found a mosquito on my face in the morning, my first reaction was not to shoot it to death, but to take pictures. . . So now I have a big bag on my face. . .

24. I am a tall man, with a height of 1.6 meters. Is it really good to bite my foot? I guess you must be a nearsighted mosquito. On summer nights, there are more mosquitoes than stars in the sky.

25. The raging mosquito kissed me all night and looked at the red and convex hickey in the mirror. I could only look at your body affectionately and ask with bitterness: Are you the rescuer sent by the monkey?

26. I always thought there were no mosquitoes in America, but I was bitten out of flowers in Washington! After a while, I bit ten of them! There is also a long tail like a meteor, which must have been bitten by a literary mosquito.

27. It's time to nag mosquitoes again. I came to Beijing cliff to feed mosquitoes. Nima collapsed. There is no good place to shoot. Just a new bite. Not worth a try. Ignore leg thickness. WTF！

28. My wife touched her forehead and said that there were so many bags on her forehead. I don't know if it's a mosquito bag or a zit. Master, have you heard the word black big? It must be a zit. It's not the black university, it's me. That must be a mosquito bag!

29. I'm just saying. I don't cook at all. It's all sprouted. Therefore, we should plant seeds, steal soil from the roadside and be bitten by mosquitoes. When I got home, I found a little loach in the soil, thinking that loach grew up with ginger, and loach was used for fishing and ginger seasoning, which was perfect.

30. I just saw the spring water in the sun, which is as clear as washing it outside the window. It's a pity that cicadas are too noisy in Tianjin. This shallow, crazy and persistent cry is simply a beautiful terminator. Poetry is disturbed and encouraged, just like a mosquito interrupting a romantic confession.

I hate school jokes. Tell me about it.

I hate school jokes. Tell me about it.

1. During the exam, the invigilator asked me to hand in something unrelated to the exam. How I want to turn myself in.

2. Every time the school is cleaned, the teacher will say that the school is your home, but when you are late, the teacher says, why are you always late? When the school is your home!

What is the most common sentence you say to your deskmate at school? (Call me when the teacher comes)

When the teacher confiscated my game machine and returned it to me, I found that all the games were emptied.

The three things I want most in school are long-term love, true friendship and ideal grades.

What I hate most is the abbreviation on the reference answer.

7. What is a class teacher? It is a person who has destroyed your friendship, your love and your affection.

8, you listen, or don't listen, the teacher is here, don't leave before class.

9, so small and fierce, I just don't have the chest to be fierce to you!

10, graduation is coming soon. The headmaster said that each of us should choose something as a souvenir. The students of the whole grade said in unison, principal, give us back the tuition!

1 1. In the past, the primary school teacher told us that if I asked a question, all of you would raise your right hand instead of your left.

12, how many points the teacher gives me, and how many years I wish the teacher to live.

13, can you find a place to have a drink and make friends? Or should I give you my wallet?

14. When I was a child, the watch I drew on my hand stopped moving, but it took away our best time.

15, it doesn't matter to comfort yourself after every exam, the important thing is to participate.

16, looking at the face of the head teacher, I have an impulse to quit school. What about studying?

17, if you need advice or suggestions, we will provide them free of charge; If you need the correct answer, please pay extra.

18, school! Qingming has three days off, and May Day has three days off, so May 4th and June 1st have three days off!

19, when you meet a kind girl, you must cherish it, because there are 6 billion people in the world, but there are not many kind girls.

20, don't fail, I want to; If I don't review, I will; You can't have your cake and eat it, so I'm leaving.

2 1, flip a coin, head to the internet, tail to sleep, stand up for class.

22. People who are eager to go to school are usually good students, or your other half is waiting for you at school.

Your shooting performance is really poor. If I were you, I would kill myself immediately in case you need more bullets.

24. A school is a place where a group of people get together and then break up a group of people.

25. What is happiness? Happiness is when you want to smoke and have no money to buy it, but you smoke second-hand China cigarettes in the smoking room.

26, playing basketball, throwing a super-long three-pointer, not awesome, awesome is a super-long three-pointer, you immediately ran to the basket to score.

27. When I was poor at school, there was always a feeling that 100 yuan could not be broken, and it soon disappeared.

28. From small to large, when raising the national flag, attention is not paid to the national flag, but to whether the national flag just stops at the top of the pole when playing the national anthem.

29. People who are not good at math are more beautiful.

30. Spring is a season of colds and high spirits. Someone accidentally caught a cold, and someone accidentally fell in love. I belong to the former.

3 1, you exist. I stayed up late last night, in my night, in my dream. All my night. Goodbye, my winter vacation.

After an English listening class, the only thing you can understand is the first few words of Chinese.

I don't know why, but I always feel that the food I eat in class is much more delicious than usual.

34, winter vacation homework is actually you write a month, the teacher to write a reading.

35. bunting floats on the playground. Men and women throw darts. One dart for you and one dart for me. Intestines and stomach are flying all over the sky!

36. Can't learn, can't play, can't sleep well and eat too much.

37. The teacher asked me to answer the question, but we shouted it a thousand times and urged it a thousand times before she came to us, still hiding half of her face behind the guitar from us.

Neither of us was happy when we were caught being late-we met at the ends of the earth. We understand. What is the relationship between acquaintances? .

Let's break up, Mr. Summer vacation. Don't ask me why, because the cruel and overbearing Mr. Xue Kai wants to be nice to me.

40. Every time we start school, we will say the same thing. I must study hard this semester.

4 1, my creativity is indescribable, my working ability is indescribable, and my writing ability is indescribable.

42. I skipped classes too much. I wanted to go to class yesterday. Seeing the professor, the professor was surprised and said, I haven't seen you for so long, and I have grown so big.

43. I didn't make any noise when I watched the first part, rain or shine. It's none of your business to be the second part. Interrogation and play.

When the teacher confiscated my game machine and returned it to me, I found that all the games were emptied.

45, the ideal three opponents, senior high school entrance examination, college entrance examination, mother-in-law.

46. Schools are like prisons. When you want to come in, you can't. When I want to come out, I can't get out. Occasionally meeting the headmaster is like meeting the warden.

47. If no teacher can teach all subjects, why should a student learn all subjects?

48. Don't think you are texting in class. I don't know who will giggle at the crotch.

49. Do you know the Bible, son? If you read the Bible every day, even if you always skip class and surf the Internet, you won't fail.

50. When I arrived at the examination room, I completely collapsed and saw tears all over the paper. I don't test anything I recite, and I can't test it.

5 1, I have met Liu Xiang and Robles, but I still can't understand how fast they are. When I arrived at the university, I finally understood what speed was after a high mathematics course.