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I'd rather talk about it in my sleep.

1 Love is like a lamb. You will understand after a long time that this is a wolf in sheep's clothing.

Saying I love you when we break up is the second hypocrisy, but the sentence on the cigarette case is the first hypocrisy.

We meet too early, kiss too early, have sex too early, and then get tired of each other too early.

Do you feel happy playing with me like a fool?

In order to find out the cause of insomnia yesterday, I have insomnia today.

6 Cry yourself, laugh yourself and watch yourself make trouble.

Single, looking at other people's couples, there is really an impulse to find someone casually in the street.

Pretending to be mature is the act of dressing up in an old room.

How I wish a man who loves me deeply could indulge my willfulness.

10 in this age of computer proliferation, how many people have had ethereal online love like me?

1 1 wow! The typhoon was so strong that it blew down trees.

12 Even if the sky falls, there are tall people supporting it.

13 First love is art, passionate love is technology, marriage is art, and divorce is surgery.

Before 14, a lady was a king. Now, I tell you, no, the mistress is the king.

15 If I were a man, how many innocent girls would be heartbroken by me?

16, do you think I need that kind of palliative comfort?

I am in a bad mood these days. The whole world is boring. Only you are annoying.

18 Don't say you are overbearing, because some people are very low-key.

19 is nothing, at least the name matches Song.

You can never do what you say; You are so confident even when you lie.

I may not be at home 2 1 pursuing Happyness.

When I fell asleep, I slept with my ideals and saliva.

I wish I could see nothing/but I'm not blind.

Everyone is a player, it depends on who plays realistically.

The most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people hit on him every day.

Hunan Satellite TV's Breathing Special Program is for singles. Let's envy their happiness!

Brother Zeng, I won't ask you what month Capricorn is, because I know it myself.

Since she doesn't love us, why should we be mean?

Actually, I am a gentleman. Try it if you don't believe me.

Talk about that kind of sweet and painful sad mood-crying, laughing and watching.

People often make up for another mistake with one mistake and then cover up another mistake with lies.

It turns out that one person is not as happy as two people.

Just because you don't want to say a lot of things doesn't mean you don't care. Just because many people are not common doesn't mean they don't miss it.

The reason why girls have so many tears is because she turned all grievances into tears and left all tenderness to you.

I feel very useless.

I hope that in my early life, I will do something that will still smile when I think of it at the age of 80.

It will get dark and the rain will stop. When I stand up, I will let you know that I have many skills.

Being together is not being together ... I also have my self-esteem and pride.

The person I trusted the most taught me not to trust anyone.

I wouldn't be so handsome today if it weren't for your cruelty.

I'm just a scarecrow in the field. I have been weathered by the wind, the sun and the rain, and I have changed beyond recognition.

If you can't get over it, you don't want it. If you can't get it, you just don't want it

I tried to forget you, but you never remembered me.

Don't remember-because you can't go back.

People who often make you angry may be people who love you more, but they just don't know how to express it.

I miss you, love you, hurt you, and thank you for having the most beautiful dream with me.

If you are tired, I will be behind you as soon as you turn around.

Don't complain that there is no beef in the beef noodles. Is there no wife in the old lady's cake?

I like you, it's none of your business. If you like me, I'll try.

I have a crystal heart, but they all think it's glass.

When others praise me, I am worried. I am worried that others will not praise me enough.

Don't make a V gesture when taking pictures. Obviously, you are saying: I am 2!

Music is something that enters your ears when you are happy and your heart when you are sad.

I can't leave what I want.

As long as you are here, we will be happy forever.

The breeze blows away your figure, but it can't blow away the faint fragrance floating around me.

All right. I'm crazy. But you are crazier than me.

The grievances that can be said are not grievances, and the grievances that can be said are not grievances.

You already have her kindness. Do you take some time to think about me once in a while?

There is an unknown past behind every story.

Youth is a heart-wrenching pain, which is unforgettable and cannot be abandoned. Time is a fleeting love, completely abandoned and unforgettable.

Half a sugar, so sweet that it hurts.

Forgetting you is something I want to insist on, but I have never been firm.

The reason why you feel lonely is not that no one cares about you, but that the people you care about don't care about you.

Russia is not your main guide. I can't control you.

The person who apologizes first is the bravest; He who forgives first is the strongest; He who lets go first is the happiest.

It doesn't matter how the scenery is. The important thing is that you are still with me.

Don't tell me too much It's not that I don't understand, but that I don't want to understand. I'd rather play dumb myself.

How can I be cruel? ? Don't care about others, only care about yourself.

If one day you find that I don't care so much, it's not understanding, but giving up.

Please give me a chance to kiss your white hair, your forehead wrinkles and your safe death.

Over the years, she has been running around without company, singing without company and drinking without company to the end.

Why do you say you like it, which makes me feel a little warm?

All I want is someone who will always be by my side no matter how difficult it is.

You will be tired if you have the heart, but it doesn't matter if you don't have the heart.

Not everyone can take your place in my heart.

Do you want to know everything about me? Have you ever known me? Never!

▓: If possible, I want to stay awake and have a good sleep. I'm so tired,

You said you hoped our story would last forever, but it went further and further.

I'm used to it, but I really don't care about anything.

Is there such a person? You have repeatedly said that there is such a person. You keep saying that you want to give up, but you still can't bear it.

"It's easy to talk about it forever, which means the beginning of the knot _

Tragedy needs a little compulsion to force you to give in.

Yang Bayberry Shirt, how have you been recently? I don't have the courage to ask a simple greeting.

Missing is a disease. Fortunately, you are ill, and so is he; It's a pity that he recovered, and you can't afford to cure a disease.

I think. I should never fall in love with you at an age when I don't understand love.

╭?Cry, laugh. Look at the trouble you've caused.

Faced with the cruelty of reality, I have to practice and learn to live in a world without her.

I tried my best not to make people around me sad, only to find that it was myself who was injured.

Never change yourself for others. You don't deserve the best if you can't accept the worst.

A classic seen by a person: laugh at yourself and cry at yourself.

1, loneliness is beautiful, and the scenery is beautiful. Only those who know how to appreciate it will invade.

2. Love so deeply, hurt so deeply, loved once, hurt once, love is more lonely than not loving, from hope to disappointment, from sweetness to heartache, my heart sinks again and again, until I no longer expect it, until my heart dies, until I believe that there is no love in this world that belongs to me.

3, learn to be strong, in fact, a person can live a beautiful life, laugh at yourself and cry at yourself.

I tried to suppress my anger.

People who have done things that ordinary people can't do should not be underestimated. Even people who have been in prison should not be underestimated.

6. A person trusts himself too much, or trusts/depends on one person too much, pinning all his joys and sorrows on them, and the person who hurts you in the end is often the person or thing you trust/value/depend on/can't let go of/care about most.

7. A person who can judge all kinds of characters well must have his insight. Most people seem to think that people around them are not much different, which is a sign of lack of insight. A large number of angry youths will become excellent people. Although cynics are mostly derogatory now, we must never think that cynics are really worthless. People who are never angry don't believe how good he will be.

8. If you want to know whether a person is lying, you must look at his eyes when he speaks, and his eyes tell you everything.

9. His anger billowed in his chest, just like a boiler with excessive pressure and about to explode.

10, people who watch him do things in an orderly way and show his purpose step by step will not be mentally retarded. He did it this year, and I will see him do it next year. Generally, such people must have the spirit of perseverance and should not be underestimated.

1 1, I feel lonely in front of you, although I am very free, light and natural. I don't want to find someone who knows how great I am and how different I am. I just want to find someone with the same mood and similar hobbies, to talk, chat and do a lot of things together.

You hold others to laugh, and I hold myself to cry.

1, even the best time will condense into history; No matter how far you wait, as long as you persist, it will always come.

2. Only oneself know whether it hurts or not, and only oneself understand whether it has changed or not. Close your eyes and tell yourself quietly.

3, everyone's heart has several unknown dark wounds, waiting for time to recover.

On some roads, it doesn't matter where you go, what matters is what kind of scenery you will see on the road.

The road ahead is still a long way. You can cry, but you must persist and never stop.

6. I thought that as long as I like it seriously, I can impress a person. It turns out that I only touched myself.

7. If you don't know how to cherish it, it will be difficult to change objects for a long time; If you don't understand tolerance, it will be difficult to be happy if you change your lover; I don't know how to appreciate it, and it's hard to describe how my eyes have changed.

8. In love, we are all insecure people. Because we care too much, we are all afraid of losing.

9. If you can't find a reason to stick to it, find a reason to start over. Life is so simple.

10, never regret the path you chose, no matter ten years ago or now.

1 1. The hardest thing to say is to say hello for the first time and say goodbye at last.

12, many times, we regard it as an unforgettable memory, but others have long forgotten it. It's better to overlook it than to dwell on it.

13. The size of the world, the joys and sorrows of life, and the good or bad mood all depend on your position.

14, what you want is always far from what you can get. Some people are doomed to miss it.

15, don't be moved easily, because what you need is not someone who moves you, but someone who can be with you.

16. There are good memories and sad memories. Life is only a few decades. The most important thing is to satisfy yourself, not to please others.

17, you hold others and laugh, and I hold myself and cry.

18, deep blue is not the sky, not the ocean, not oxygen. My argument is that I don't want to give up your decision.

19, sometimes, what I care about is not what you say, but what you don't say.

20, sometimes, on the surface, quietly, in fact, the heart has been surging, so sad that I can't cry if I want to cry.

2 1, is this the life you always wanted? Just smell the flowers, don't talk about sadness and joy, drink tea and study, seize the day. The sun is getting warmer and the days are getting slower and slower.

22. Betrayal can't hurt you. What can hurt you is that you care too much. Breaking up can't hurt you, but memories can hurt you. Endless relationships can't hurt you. What can hurt you is hope. You always think that feelings hurt you, but in fact, the person who hurts you is always yourself.

23. Memory is a bridge, but it leads to a lonely prison.

24. I once vowed to hold hands and say never to part, but time drowned that oath.

25. I am ready to spend my life with you, and I am ready for you to leave at any time. This is probably the best view of love, affectionate but not entangled.

You have plenty of time to pretend to be mature, but you will never be as young as you were when you were a teenager.

27. You are forever until the prosperity is gone.

28. If you can't turn over the past, don't turn over. If you turn over the dust, you will lose your eyes.

29. Love is a gamble. If you win, you will be together for life and grow old together. If you lose, you lose everything. Those who are closer than friends are all familiar strangers.

When you stop, don't forget that others are still running behind. When you give up, don't forget that others are right in front of you, only one step away.